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Gah, fart jokes are so juvenile; which still makes them more mature than the teabaggers, who are mostly infantile.
He forgot to include sending all the Israelis back to germany and Poland.
That’s fucking brilliant. That’s exactly how I pictured all those stoopid twats tweeting. And I’ll never refer to those ignorant, fat racists as anything bu the “Tea Farty” again.
Illeagals=unlawful beagles? WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST SNOOPY?????
Psychiatrists used to have their institutional patients weave baskets; today they aren’t hospitalized, thanks to fellow lunatic Ronaldo Reagan, and Teabag tweet instead. It’s virtual basket weaving.
If the republicans think it’s the democrats that are bankrupting the country, they need to look at this idea of deporting all of the (12 plus million) illegals a little more closely. Twelve million adults likely have about 36 million American born citizen children. Get rid of the wage-earner parents and leave us with the underage dependent children. This should work out well. Family values! USA USA USA!
oh shi-
We don’t call ‘em hatriots for nothing.
Those are tweets from the gut. Or at least the large intestine.
Gee, the same three people seem to make up the Teabagger movement.
I look forward to the days when we’ll dress up as hilarious and defunct Tea Party members when going to a ’10s revival night at the local bar. They are the fanny packs and leg warmers of this decade.
Jesus wept.
Thew farting got to me.
That does it. When Sarah Palin is president I will deport my self, cause no one is gonna make me wear skorts like that.
Not at all realistic fart sound. More like a yawn/belch. I am disappointed.
Genius. Though I do think a few actual poops should hit the ground upon occasion.
Needs moar Smell-o-Vision.
I guess the Mexicans and Canadians, fellow residents of our continent, don’t rate capitalization. What’s up with that?
Has anyone else noticed how many of these “twits” or “twats” or what have you, were written at times like 4AM, 3AM etc.?
Well, the Teatard demographic is skewed towards olde farts.
[re=596155]Tim[/re]: That’s the dark night of the unemployed soul, on oxycontin & Sanka.
That Buster is sure a gag ain’t he. Probably a sitting US Senator.
if we close the border first and then deport all the illegals, the illegals are just going to bounce right back off that closed border. than all we’ll have is a bunch of dazed gardeners, fruit-pickers, nannies and housekeepers down in the desert just north of the border—not unlike the status quo—and a lot of necessary and low-paying work that’s not getting done, because there is no way in hell the teabaggers would actually step up and take these jobs, no matter how closed the border got.
I can’t look away. Favorite so far:
“For the $$ BHO has spent to hide his birth certificate, six MILLION HUNGRY CHILDREN could have been fed”
the interweb never fails to amuse.
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[re=596148]Oblios Cap[/re]: The folks up north should be the Cndians. Why back in the early white folk days they couldn’t decide on what to call ‘their’ country. Being fair minded paleosocialists they tossed all the letters in a coonskin hat and picked them out one at a time. It went like this:
C, eh?
N, eh?
D, eh?
but the stenographer misunderstood.
I have grown affectionate towards BIMH personally.
And, after reading these stupid teabagger comments, you can shake them out of your computer and use them for fertilizer!
Completely mesmerizing and hypnotic! I couldn’t stop looking at it!
You don’t need to read more than a few tweets to understand that they come from a subcortical site. But who knew that their primary genesis was subdiaphragmatic?
Just saw one that said something like “We vote! We’re not violent or racist! And not quite anymore!”
Ha ha, not quite what? Sane? Agreed!
TEA FARTY STINKS!
Meh. All boots, no pants.
[re=596158]Ken Layne[/re]:
More of a Dylan Thomas reference: Rage, Rage, against the dying of the light. Particularly the Rage! part.
Toots for tweets
Are they real comments? I’m serious. The ones I saw looked the shit you people type when you’re trying to imitate these freaks on other blogs.
Please tell me some of this is parody.
Is it true that twitter was invented as a means for the sub-literate to express themselves?
[re=596126]freakishlystrong[/re]: “And I’ll never refer to those ignorant, fat racists as anything bu the “Tea Farty” again.”
Sounds good, but what do we call the individual?
- Tea Farters
- Tea Gassers
- Tea Pooters
- Barking Spiders
- Flatulencers
- Underpants Lions
Of course, we can always keep calling them ‘Tea Baggers,’ a name they hate even though they gave it to themselves, for the lulz.
of for fucks sake, can we troll on twitter? Because this tard’s tweets come up every 30 seconds and 1) he can’t spell, and he spouts Fox talking points.
http://twitter.com/mikegwoodward
I want to buy a gun and go shot him in the head. Who’s with me???
[re=596229]tootsieroll[/re]: No need. He probably owns a dozen guns and will accidentally shoot himself given enough time.
PREPARE YOURSELFS AMERICANS? WTF?
[re=596155]Tim[/re]: Well, the bars are closed and there’s still time to cook the meth before the kids get up.
[re=596214]Oblios Cap[/re]: Now that is going round and round in my brain. “Do not go gentle into that good night…”
Lovely, depressing, drunken, Irish poetry.
The way they keep farting those “comments” out, I think the Teabaggers have been having way too much buttsecks and have extremely loose bowels.
Republicans are way ahead in the use of social media. Democrats cannot compete with this.
Mike G. Woodward is a creative speller and a national treasure
http://twitter.com/mikegwoodward
[re=596285]comicbookguy[/re]:
Those techno-savvy bastards! Liberals obviously need to recruit more techies.
TPartyWarehouse appears to be the source of Sarah Palin’s wit and wisdom.
http://twitter.com/TPartyWarehouse
[re=596286]XOhioan[/re]: “went fishing n the wonderfull Beaver lake, NW Arkansas… long story short.. had to go fishing for my truck… truck 10ft of water, divers”
I like the idea of the steady stream of teabagger comments (somewhat reminiscent of the excellent Wonder Tonic “Waiting for Bieber” spinoff), but the sound-effects, not so much. I am muting my web browser, not because they deserve dignity, but because it gets old oh so fast.
Needs moar Dancing Steele
When they speak of illeagal immigrants, what law do they use to determine leagality? Algonquin? Lenni Lenape? Cherokee? Cree? Seminole?
[re=596278]Doglessliberal[/re]:
Try the “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” comment. It’s even worse!
Da do, da do, da do da do da do!
[re=596298]SouthernDem[/re]: Yeah, now he’s pissed because his insureance [sic] won’t cover the iPhone he left in the truck. The fact that this cretin owns an iPhone leaves me speechless.
So is it me or does it seem like all of these are being ghost-twatted by skoalrebel?
[re=596169]slappypaddy[/re]: who would let a teabagger be your babysitter or mow your lawn or wash the dishes at the diner? Lazy, overweight and stupid- they don’t want to work – and I sure wouldn’t want one of them near my house or kids. I live near a very large Hispanic community(Langley Park, MD) and I feel much more comnfortable in the stores and restaurants there than I am around a few teabaggers(and of course, we get them here in DC)
[re=596229]tootsieroll[/re]: Our buddy Mike G clearly has an undeservedly high self of steam.
[re=596229]tootsieroll[/re]:
I was watchn ” scooby doo” the best cartoon ever. But they had a alien egg in a big room. If thta hatches would it be a anchor alien baby???
7:32 PM Jun 6th via Twitter for iPhone
[re=596413]Potater[/re]: Very obnoxious. But this one is just… I have no words.
Hey I wanna kno why the cencus is countin illeagals.
11:28 PM Jun 6th via Twitter for iPhone
I have the Deliverance banjos playing in my head now.
Oh, and how Obama doesn’t give a shit about the oil spill because he hates white people.
[re=596364]finallyhappy[/re]: estoy en acuerdo contigo. este pais es el pais de mi nacimiento, y ingles es la lengua de mi madre y mi padre, pero espanol es una lengua del amor, una lengua de la alma. en la frontera de mi juventud, se fue una lengua mas util. ay, mis hijos y mis hijas, mis compadres de la norte y de la sur, no es necesario para tenemos lugar, verdad?
my spanish is not so very good…
We now known what a million monkeys at a million keyboards can write and it’s not Shakespeare.
[re=596286]XOhioan[/re]: “Sppourt our troops and Israely troops also!”
[re=596221]Cape Clod[/re]: YES
[re=596278]Doglessliberal[/re]: Welsh poetry
[re=596222]Slattenpat[/re]: I like to call them Teapublicans, because I think the party that willingly adopts their votes should be assigned some of the “credit.”
[re=596354]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: I WISH there was only one skoalrebel. Come visit me in Arizona and I’ll drive you through counties the size of Connecticut full of skoalrebels. And huge numbers of them, [re=596326]XOhioan[/re]:, can afford trucks, iPhones, 3,000 sq. ft. houses,
insurance, and tithing to their “Christian” churches. But God forbid their Native American neighbors ask for decent healthcare or schools with roofs on them. Because if those folks were healthy and educated, they might take the white children’s future jah-awbs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mike G’s truck is/was a TOYOTA? I’ve heard rumors of that being a Japanese company.
[re=596126]freakishlystrong[/re]: I myself favor “Pea Tardy”.
God, Newsbusters is even more douchey than Mythbusters. Damn that is one douchey website. Why conservative “intellectuals” all do the same thing? They literally construct all this bullshit out of thin air, it connects with reality at no point whatsoever, but they do say it, whatever horse shit that it is, quite forcefully. The whole article is one of the most pointless, stupid exercises in politicization I’ve ever seen. See also: Anton Scalia’s opinions.
Just like their hero, Adolph Hitler, the tea party has “Collosal Flatulence.”
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