CHARMING  10:09 am June 10, 2010

Carly Fiorina Learns About Live Mics While Mocking Barbara Boxer’s Hair

by Ken Layne

'A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.'
Carly Fiorina is already abusing her lifelong “you can’t make fun of my hair because I had cancer” privileges by savagely mocking the hair of actual senator Barbara Boxer. What’s Carly’s excuse? Oh gosh, she didn’t know those broadcast microphones and video cameras pointed at her were turned on. Watch the shameful video.

Before the rude jackass remarks about Boxer — who has normal political lady hair — you must endure several minutes of Fiorina’s banal blabbing about Sean Hannity while she fiddles with her Blackberry and dismisses emails from people praising her appearance on Fox News. Entitled much, Carly?


Regardless of her unfortunate experience with “chemo hair,” Carly Fiorina is a cretin. [New York Daily News]

 

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Carrie_Okie June 10, 2010 at 10:15 am

Thousands of HP employees can’t be wrong.

fictional character June 10, 2010 at 10:16 am

i’m so glad that everyone who runs the country/may soon run the country has absolutely no respect for each other, let alone the rest of us.

Oblios Cap June 10, 2010 at 10:16 am

She should have eaten a lightly salted bag o’ dicks and maybe she wouldn’t be mocking others when she doesn’t look (or sound) too hot herself…

slappypaddy June 10, 2010 at 10:16 am

she went on to say, “i have just outlawed barbara boxer forever. the bombing begins in five minutes.”

Nappied Hypotenuse June 10, 2010 at 10:16 am

So she got her hair from chemo, but where the fuck did she get that collar? And cover your mouth when you yawn.

forgracie June 10, 2010 at 10:16 am

0 to bitch in less than 3 seconds.

Custersdeadhorse June 10, 2010 at 10:17 am

It’s half Blackberry & half compact so she can admire her appearance–vanity!

Joshua Norton June 10, 2010 at 10:18 am

Cat fight!!!

Rowwwwr…

Mild Midwesterner June 10, 2010 at 10:18 am

Don’t fret: We can still make fun of that horrid blue curtain that she’s wearing.

mookworthjwilson June 10, 2010 at 10:18 am

I think someone needs their oatbag and a couple of cubes of sugar…

freakishlystrong June 10, 2010 at 10:19 am

OMG! LOL! So snotty High School cheerleader bitchy. Which is really the entire GOPee now that I think about it.

Hemp Dogbane June 10, 2010 at 10:21 am

About Hannity: “You know how he is.”

PsycGirl June 10, 2010 at 10:23 am
Scrodd June 10, 2010 at 10:24 am

I don’t care if she had cancer and chemo, Fiorina looks like a bull dyke with a bad mullet. And what’s with the Stepford Dress? Why is she wearing a a blue doily?

JMP June 10, 2010 at 10:25 am

Maybe we can’t mock her hair, but can we at least make fun of her pearl necklace?

On the Border June 10, 2010 at 10:26 am

Why does she hold her BlackBerry at arm’s length like it’s radioactive? I guess reading glasses also are so yesterday.

pub_option June 10, 2010 at 10:26 am

[re=596030]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: The blue curtain looks, to me, like the dress a sixty-something secretary might wear to her retirement party.

Manos: Hands of Fate June 10, 2010 at 10:27 am

Just because Fiorina is high-flying corporate hack who crashed and burned her company, trashing thousands of lives, I never assumed that meant she was an actual bitch. Alas, I stand corrected.

Joshua Norton June 10, 2010 at 10:28 am

Well, she was responsible for raising the value of HP stock. It jumped 10 percent when they kicked her out.

Even the “invisible hand” is giving her the finger.

GoinGreen June 10, 2010 at 10:30 am

Next time, tell us that it is near the very end – that way, we won’t be exposed too long. Jesus, I could practically smell her dragon breath from her big, gaping open-mouthed yawn! BTW, her haircut looks like Maude
(talking about SOOO YESTERDAAAY!!)

Oblios Cap June 10, 2010 at 10:30 am

[re=596037]Hemp Dogbane[/re]:

I can’t wait to hear his retort to that zinger.

Buzz Feedback June 10, 2010 at 10:30 am

She kind of reminds me of Mrs. Cunningham when she had short hair.

Oblios Cap June 10, 2010 at 10:31 am

[re=596052]Joshua Norton[/re]:

Too bad it wasn’t a resounding slap upside her head…

Mr Blifil June 10, 2010 at 10:32 am

She seems to have been in such a hurry to dress that she threw on any old thing she could grab, which in this case happened to be a couch.

Pompous Magnus June 10, 2010 at 10:33 am

The bigger sacrilege with her party is probably the beginning. Thou shalt not mock Hannity, lest thy incur the wrath of thou base.

lizzieborden June 10, 2010 at 10:33 am

But did you catch the size of the watch on the ear-piece guy? I could tell the time from here in the Pocono’s.

queeraselvis v 2.0 June 10, 2010 at 10:34 am

[re=596025]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: +1.

widestanceromancer June 10, 2010 at 10:36 am

[re=596030]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: Saw it in the window and couldn’t resist? I think we know where the curtain rod went. . .

El Pinche June 10, 2010 at 10:38 am

She’s getting used to not having the feedbag. You libtards are mean.

progressiveinga June 10, 2010 at 10:39 am

[re=596049]pub_option[/re]: Looks like a variation on a theme to me:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090209/aretha_franklin_300x400.jpg

SuedeDwayne June 10, 2010 at 10:43 am

wait though, isn’t that queen bavmorda?

tootsieroll June 10, 2010 at 10:43 am

Needs moar demon sheep

actor212 June 10, 2010 at 10:44 am

Is that why her hair is like that?

Oh.

I thought the HP board scalped her before throwing her under the bus.

tootsieroll June 10, 2010 at 10:45 am

[re=596030]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: “As God is my witness…”

Johnny Zhivago June 10, 2010 at 10:45 am

OK, as I said before, having worked for this stupid bitch, I can tell you two things…

- she says batshit crazy stuff all the time
- she’s mean as hell and says nasty things about everyone
- she doesn’t know how to use anything more complex than a lightswitch without fumbling with it.

That’s three things. BTW, I personally taught her how to use a “smartphone” 11 years ago, so you would think she would have it down cold by now.

proudgrampa June 10, 2010 at 10:46 am

She is such a douche.

Like I always say, if you like what she did to HP, you’ll LOVE what she does to CA.

Lazy Media June 10, 2010 at 10:49 am

OK, if Boxer and Brown kick the respective evil corporate ladies’ asses in November (and with Obama’s approval rating at 59 percent in CA, I can’t see Republicans winning statewide against two historically strong campaigners), can the cable teevee PLEASE shut up about teabaggers and the alleged Republican resurgence?

Mad Brahms June 10, 2010 at 10:50 am

Somehow I missed the hair bit. I think I was lulled half to sleep by her banal Hannity talk; what’s the minute:second on it?

Clancy_Pants June 10, 2010 at 10:53 am

Shirley Partridge

Oblios Cap June 10, 2010 at 10:54 am

[re=596077]Johnny Zhivago[/re]:

One thing I’ve learned is that the so called “smart people” (i.e. our corporate betters, in particular) are actually pretty damned stupid assholes.

GoinGreen June 10, 2010 at 10:58 am

[re=596080]Lazy Media[/re]: Not a chance.

librulabortionlover June 10, 2010 at 10:59 am

[re=596084]Mad Brahms[/re]: about 3:59, do yourself a favor and skip right to it, she tells literally the most boring story ever about some dudes wolfing down cheeseburgers (?) for about an hour first.

TGY June 10, 2010 at 11:00 am

Tar ball hair?

Hoplight June 10, 2010 at 11:01 am

Oh man, she KNOWS she’s being bad too. It’s the only moment where her eyes glitter. Maybe’s she’s trying to humanize her image by starting a catfight.

PsycGirl June 10, 2010 at 11:04 am

[re=596049]pub_option[/re]: She may have been thinking Jane Jetson.

Hoplight June 10, 2010 at 11:04 am

[re=596078]proudgrampa[/re]: I don’t want the woman to win, but that slogan could be a trap. Trouble is, HP is doing much better and a full overhaul may be what CA needs (plus a new constitution). Now, she’s probably not the right person to do it, but still. I’m just not sure that slogan is the best one.

Sussemilch June 10, 2010 at 11:04 am

[re=596087]Oblios Cap[/re]: Most modern leaders are idiot bastards. Genius only spawns in the presence of patience or pressure, and it’s just easier to be mean.

natteringnabomb June 10, 2010 at 11:06 am

The face,oh my god the face,so leatherday.

Gorillionaire June 10, 2010 at 11:07 am

Ah, cancer shmancer! She probably has one of those gold plated cadillac insurance policies that has the secret cure for cancer at only a $3500 deductable.

Escape Goat Nation June 10, 2010 at 11:08 am

I just don’t know if America is ready to have an Italian politician.

JamesMichaelCurley June 10, 2010 at 11:08 am

[re=596087]Oblios Cap[/re]: Aye!

Joshua Norton June 10, 2010 at 11:11 am

[re=596094]Hoplight[/re]: Apples and oranges. Putting her in the US Senate doesn’t have anything to do with overhauling California at a state level. All she’ll be is another sock puppet vote for all the crooks that populate the Party of No.

Lascauxcaveman June 10, 2010 at 11:11 am

[re=596037]Hemp Dogbane[/re]: About Hannity: “You know how he is.”

A fairy?

_____________

But that clip was some fairly cringeworthy entertainment. Sort of like having Olympia Dukkakis do an method actor’s excercise on playing someone who is 1/4 intelligent and 1/10 as attractive as they think they are.

Wonderman June 10, 2010 at 11:13 am

She had CANCER???!!?? Well, hell, elect her! Elect her right now!

–signed Dr. Gregory House

Oldskool June 10, 2010 at 11:15 am

That would sound about right if her head was under a helmet dryer at a salon. Anywhere else, not so much.

geminisunmars June 10, 2010 at 11:15 am

But that dress looked so cool on Christina Hendricks in Mad Men.

crapshooter102 June 10, 2010 at 11:17 am

[re=596077]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Thanks for the info. Did she ever say why she shipped all those jobs off-shore? Just wondering.

Woodwards Friend June 10, 2010 at 11:19 am

She thinks Hannity is a tough interview for a Republican candidate? This gal is a real pussy.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello June 10, 2010 at 11:20 am

Good god, she dresses like she homeschools.

jodyleek June 10, 2010 at 11:21 am

The attitude, my god, the attitude…so grade school.

the problem child June 10, 2010 at 11:21 am

“Offshore California” sounds like a great campaign slogan to me.

And the least unattractive thing about her is her hair, so, um, catfight?

heck June 10, 2010 at 11:27 am

[re=596118]jodyleek[/re]: Not to mention quoting a Hilary Duff song! I’m just a bird that’s already flown away……

S.Luggo June 10, 2010 at 11:29 am

“Mirror, mirror in may hand, who’s the fairest in the land? Bite into rosey side of the apple, Barbara Boxer.”

Oblios Cap June 10, 2010 at 11:38 am

[re=596100]Escape Goat Nation[/re]:

She’s a Papist! That’s a powerful smear.

23 Skidoo June 10, 2010 at 11:39 am

Well haw haw, the chemo didn’t affect her funny bone. Go away, Patrick Duffy hair.

Marlowe June 10, 2010 at 11:45 am

Does she have phone nutz on that phone?

S.Luggo June 10, 2010 at 11:49 am

Carlzilla wasn’t aware that TV studios used them new-fangled things called IMics or E-phones, or whatever they are called. No wonder she did so excellently well running a tech company.

Monsieur Grumpe June 10, 2010 at 11:51 am

I bet she’s a lot a fun on a date.

Gag.

Bubberella June 10, 2010 at 11:57 am

[re=596095]Sussemilch[/re]: amen

What Fresh Hell is This? June 10, 2010 at 11:58 am

Is the giant, blue wreathe a characteristic of California tribal dress?

WhatTheHeck June 10, 2010 at 11:58 am

The power of politics is already working its magical charm all over her.
Its wrapped her up in a blue dress designed by Ego. Humility jumped out the window behind her.

BarackMyWorld June 10, 2010 at 11:59 am
bloatedwhitetruck June 10, 2010 at 12:13 pm

I think bad thoughts watching her preen and hearing that cackle. This woman is an unlovely creature.

S.Luggo June 10, 2010 at 12:16 pm

[re=596086]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Fez.

MarSF June 10, 2010 at 12:23 pm

[re=596178]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: It’s more like a uniform for a “Texan Republican Lady”, except she is missing the required Giant Hairdo. So sad, all that money and no taste. Whitman seems to have the same crappy stylist.

mayor_quimby June 10, 2010 at 12:29 pm

That multimillionaire is still using that lame-ass blackberry curve they give you for 99 cents?
And she says ‘I can’t find this thing’ , looking for the email.
You used to run a technology company!! That may explain why they made that piece of shit iPaq for all those years.

Jim89048 June 10, 2010 at 12:30 pm

We all know how well cancer worked out for John Edwards, right?

Slattenpat June 10, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Well, that’s pretty funny coming from someone who has the haircut of the EVIL ALIEN LIZARD PERSON QUEEN from “V.” I was 97% sure before that she’s a reptilian, but now I’m 98% sure.

Boxer will mop the floor with you, so enjoy being a huge bitch while it lasts, Carl Foccacia.

Hedley Lamar June 10, 2010 at 12:49 pm

She looks suspiciously like the guy who claimed he killed Jon Benet Ramsey. Curious minds want to know.

comicbookguy June 10, 2010 at 12:50 pm

[re=596115]Woodwards Friend[/re]: Somehow I picture Hannity smirking to himself and thinking, yes, I ask the tough questions and I don’t pull punches for anyone, not even Sarah Palin who is the most awesomest ever.

germansteel June 10, 2010 at 12:53 pm

Tell that womanwop that you can buy wigs if your hair looks as bad as hers.

One Yield Regular June 10, 2010 at 1:00 pm

I had a curious sort of psychologically regressive reaction to that video, as all of a sudden I was reminded of my 3 year old self in a movie theater, crying in terror at the evil queen in “Snow White.”

Capitol Hillbilly June 10, 2010 at 1:03 pm

[re=596053]GoinGreen[/re]: At least Maude had Adrienne Barbeau.

YesWeKant June 10, 2010 at 1:11 pm

If I was dressed like Jan Brady, I’d STFU about anyone else’s fashion choices.

Aging Hippy June 10, 2010 at 1:12 pm

Stupid lizard-faced cunt.

west elk June 10, 2010 at 1:20 pm

Enough with the clothing sniping already. Why do you people hate Mamie Eisenhower, who had the same thing in pink?

comicbookguy June 10, 2010 at 1:31 pm

She’s right, Boxer doesn’t have the experience of running a large company into the ground and leaving in disgrace.

XOhioan June 10, 2010 at 1:38 pm

She is an arrogant idiot who ran HP into the ground. If Californians elect this wolf in demon sheep clothing, the entire state might as well break off and sink in to the Pacific.

El Pinche June 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm
wilbro June 10, 2010 at 2:06 pm

As a Republican, isn’t she obliged to say Boxer’s hair is so Sept. 10?

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO June 10, 2010 at 2:18 pm

You know what would be awesome? If she went and mismanaged another company into oblivion as opposed to feeding just about every stereotypical female in politics narrative in existence.

kthxbai

Bufford T. Justice June 10, 2010 at 2:25 pm

When she misses her nightly bucket of cunts for supper, she do get a might testy.

Clean For Gene June 10, 2010 at 2:33 pm

[re=596021]Carrie_Okie[/re]: Well not really–have you ever tried get help from their tech support?–but in this case, they are undoubtedly not wrong.

katrina June 10, 2010 at 2:33 pm

The only bigger irony than being a tech company exec (former) that can’t nav a blackberry is that she obvs has Hannity’s same hair ‘designer’.

Chet Kincaid June 10, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Who’s going to deliver the obligatory “i’d hit it”?

skaboomizzy June 10, 2010 at 3:12 pm

You know, I’m not even offended at the bitchy comment. I’m far more troubled by the fact that any idiot knows you ALWAYS TREAT A MICROPHONE AND CAMERA LIKE IT’S BROADCASTING and don’t say stupid shit in front of them.

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO June 10, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Actually what bothers me the most is her characterizing Hannity as a hard interview. Really? Hannity’s a hard interview for a Republican? I hope her handlers never let her see Katie Couric or Charlie Gibson.

steverino247 June 10, 2010 at 3:46 pm

[re=596403]Chet Kincaid[/re]: With a shovel maybe. I’ve met Boxer and I’d give her the old Wham-Bam. However, trying to remember to yell out “Senator” instead of “Thank you, ma’am” just as I came could be distracting.

And yes, I’m kidding.

coastingdownhill June 10, 2010 at 4:05 pm

Nasty. Mean. Bitch.

Failed in running a business. Will fail in running for political office.

But highly successful as an arrogant smirking can’t remember her name in five years from now, who?

ennui go June 10, 2010 at 6:04 pm

[re=596086]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Nailed it!

UncleTom June 10, 2010 at 6:10 pm

Is it me or does she look like Stella Mudd android (Harry Mudd’s wife) from Star Trek TOS…

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060522100454/startrek/images/b/b7/Mudd_and_Stella.jpg

problemwithcaring June 10, 2010 at 6:32 pm

A real life Failed CEO calls a sitting member of Congress a “failed Senator.” The schadenfreude on this will be almost to sweet to stomach. Almost.

wilbro June 10, 2010 at 6:55 pm

[re=596571]problemwithcaring[/re]: If I am finally learning anything about the professional world, it’s that grand failure is the way to go.

Seriously, I would love to f-up a company so bad they paid me $45 million to go away.

Mediocrity, now that’s a deadend.

Jukesgrrl June 10, 2010 at 8:48 pm

[re=596418]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: I would have loved seeing Maddow enjoy her as a tasty amuse bouche, but I think all Teapublican candidates are now invoking the Rand Paul Rule: Maddow = Death.

Jukesgrrl June 10, 2010 at 8:51 pm

Her dress looks like it came from the Pat Nixon Collection.

Stanley Kapocky June 10, 2010 at 11:29 pm

This is the douchebag that ran Lucent and HP into the ground and she’s running for public office? Perfect. What a great country.

crumpet June 11, 2010 at 12:33 am

Is this woman running as the supposed power-successful CEO, or does she think a Senate race is a beauty contest? Am I confused? Or is she?

Mergatroyd June 11, 2010 at 1:31 am

Mr Blifil Meow. And funny.

Smoke Filled Roommate June 11, 2010 at 3:54 am

What about golden parachute pants? Aren’t they so fucking yesterday? Greed is good, Snarly. Greed is good.

Bz June 11, 2010 at 6:13 am

People who live in glass houses, or so the saying goes…

peeno nwar June 11, 2010 at 8:45 pm

[re=596112]geminisunmars[/re]: Yes, because it was on Christina Hendricks. What’s your question?

peeno nwar June 11, 2010 at 8:50 pm

[re=596094]Hoplight[/re]: HP is doing much better only because she’s gone. That kind of “full overhaul” would only appeal to anybody if they were hoping that she’d somehow get California to spend whatever’s left of its treasury to buy Arizona, and then pay her millions of dollars to go away.

peeno nwar June 11, 2010 at 9:00 pm

[re=596115]Woodwards Friend[/re]: She probably figures that InHannity would call her a gawdless librul because she doesn’t show up with all her guns to the anti-choice rally, or the local Tea Party protest of the post office, or whatever crap he’s got on the menu this week. And the same presumably goes for Meg. Because they are both “fiscal conservatives,” e.i. bored rich people who crave power but don’t especially care about Jeebus, or have the energy to pretend to.

Lionel Hutz Esq. June 12, 2010 at 1:52 pm

[re=596051]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: [re=596052]Joshua Norton[/re]: Yes, remember when the Republican’s prided themselves on having competent business leaders as candidates. Now, they only want you if you are like Bush and you were a total failure in business.

[re=596115]Woodwards Friend[/re]: I wondered about that too. Maybe by “tough” she meant that it is tough not to laugh when you are asked that many softball questions with no follow ups?

[re=596290]west elk[/re]: Haven’t you watched or listen to Glen Beck? Mamie Eisenhower was a well known Communist. Why do you think she had it in pink?

Ninong June 12, 2010 at 3:29 pm

She was a disaster for HP. Surely that will come up if she ever agrees to a hard interview.

Maezeppa June 12, 2010 at 3:51 pm

That dress looks like something J. Edgar Hoover would have worn on drag nights.

ShtetlChic June 15, 2010 at 5:08 pm

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