Carly Fiorina is already abusing her lifelong “you can’t make fun of my hair because I had cancer” privileges by savagely mocking the hair of actual senator Barbara Boxer. What’s Carly’s excuse? Oh gosh, she didn’t know those broadcast microphones and video cameras pointed at her were turned on. Watch the shameful video.
Before the rude jackass remarks about Boxer — who has normal political lady hair — you must endure several minutes of Fiorina’s banal blabbing about Sean Hannity while she fiddles with her Blackberry and dismisses emails from people praising her appearance on Fox News. Entitled much, Carly?
Regardless of her unfortunate experience with “chemo hair,” Carly Fiorina is a cretin. [New York Daily News]
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Thousands of HP employees can’t be wrong.
i’m so glad that everyone who runs the country/may soon run the country has absolutely no respect for each other, let alone the rest of us.
She should have eaten a lightly salted bag o’ dicks and maybe she wouldn’t be mocking others when she doesn’t look (or sound) too hot herself…
she went on to say, “i have just outlawed barbara boxer forever. the bombing begins in five minutes.”
So she got her hair from chemo, but where the fuck did she get that collar? And cover your mouth when you yawn.
0 to bitch in less than 3 seconds.
It’s half Blackberry & half compact so she can admire her appearance–vanity!
Cat fight!!!
Rowwwwr…
Don’t fret: We can still make fun of that horrid blue curtain that she’s wearing.
I think someone needs their oatbag and a couple of cubes of sugar…
OMG! LOL! So snotty High School cheerleader bitchy. Which is really the entire GOPee now that I think about it.
About Hannity: “You know how he is.”
Did she learn nothing from Peggy Noonan?
http://wonkette.com/402503/peggy-noonan-caught-on-live-mic-after-her-three-highball-breakfast
I don’t care if she had cancer and chemo, Fiorina looks like a bull dyke with a bad mullet. And what’s with the Stepford Dress? Why is she wearing a a blue doily?
Maybe we can’t mock her hair, but can we at least make fun of her pearl necklace?
Why does she hold her BlackBerry at arm’s length like it’s radioactive? I guess reading glasses also are so yesterday.
[re=596030]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: The blue curtain looks, to me, like the dress a sixty-something secretary might wear to her retirement party.
Just because Fiorina is high-flying corporate hack who crashed and burned her company, trashing thousands of lives, I never assumed that meant she was an actual bitch. Alas, I stand corrected.
Well, she was responsible for raising the value of HP stock. It jumped 10 percent when they kicked her out.
Even the “invisible hand” is giving her the finger.
Next time, tell us that it is near the very end – that way, we won’t be exposed too long. Jesus, I could practically smell her dragon breath from her big, gaping open-mouthed yawn! BTW, her haircut looks like Maude
(talking about SOOO YESTERDAAAY!!)
[re=596037]Hemp Dogbane[/re]:
I can’t wait to hear his retort to that zinger.
She kind of reminds me of Mrs. Cunningham when she had short hair.
[re=596052]Joshua Norton[/re]:
Too bad it wasn’t a resounding slap upside her head…
She seems to have been in such a hurry to dress that she threw on any old thing she could grab, which in this case happened to be a couch.
The bigger sacrilege with her party is probably the beginning. Thou shalt not mock Hannity, lest thy incur the wrath of thou base.
But did you catch the size of the watch on the ear-piece guy? I could tell the time from here in the Pocono’s.
[re=596025]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: +1.
[re=596030]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: Saw it in the window and couldn’t resist? I think we know where the curtain rod went. . .
She’s getting used to not having the feedbag. You libtards are mean.
[re=596049]pub_option[/re]: Looks like a variation on a theme to me:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090209/aretha_franklin_300x400.jpg
wait though, isn’t that queen bavmorda?
Needs moar demon sheep
Is that why her hair is like that?
Oh.
I thought the HP board scalped her before throwing her under the bus.
[re=596030]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: “As God is my witness…”
OK, as I said before, having worked for this stupid bitch, I can tell you two things…
- she says batshit crazy stuff all the time
- she’s mean as hell and says nasty things about everyone
- she doesn’t know how to use anything more complex than a lightswitch without fumbling with it.
That’s three things. BTW, I personally taught her how to use a “smartphone” 11 years ago, so you would think she would have it down cold by now.
She is such a douche.
Like I always say, if you like what she did to HP, you’ll LOVE what she does to CA.
OK, if Boxer and Brown kick the respective evil corporate ladies’ asses in November (and with Obama’s approval rating at 59 percent in CA, I can’t see Republicans winning statewide against two historically strong campaigners), can the cable teevee PLEASE shut up about teabaggers and the alleged Republican resurgence?
Somehow I missed the hair bit. I think I was lulled half to sleep by her banal Hannity talk; what’s the minute:second on it?
Shirley Partridge
[re=596077]Johnny Zhivago[/re]:
One thing I’ve learned is that the so called “smart people” (i.e. our corporate betters, in particular) are actually pretty damned stupid assholes.
[re=596080]Lazy Media[/re]: Not a chance.
[re=596084]Mad Brahms[/re]: about 3:59, do yourself a favor and skip right to it, she tells literally the most boring story ever about some dudes wolfing down cheeseburgers (?) for about an hour first.
Tar ball hair?
Oh man, she KNOWS she’s being bad too. It’s the only moment where her eyes glitter. Maybe’s she’s trying to humanize her image by starting a catfight.
[re=596049]pub_option[/re]: She may have been thinking Jane Jetson.
[re=596078]proudgrampa[/re]: I don’t want the woman to win, but that slogan could be a trap. Trouble is, HP is doing much better and a full overhaul may be what CA needs (plus a new constitution). Now, she’s probably not the right person to do it, but still. I’m just not sure that slogan is the best one.
[re=596087]Oblios Cap[/re]: Most modern leaders are idiot bastards. Genius only spawns in the presence of patience or pressure, and it’s just easier to be mean.
The face,oh my god the face,so leatherday.
Ah, cancer shmancer! She probably has one of those gold plated cadillac insurance policies that has the secret cure for cancer at only a $3500 deductable.
I just don’t know if America is ready to have an Italian politician.
[re=596087]Oblios Cap[/re]: Aye!
[re=596094]Hoplight[/re]: Apples and oranges. Putting her in the US Senate doesn’t have anything to do with overhauling California at a state level. All she’ll be is another sock puppet vote for all the crooks that populate the Party of No.
[re=596037]Hemp Dogbane[/re]: About Hannity: “You know how he is.”
A fairy?
_____________
But that clip was some fairly cringeworthy entertainment. Sort of like having Olympia Dukkakis do an method actor’s excercise on playing someone who is 1/4 intelligent and 1/10 as attractive as they think they are.
She had CANCER???!!?? Well, hell, elect her! Elect her right now!
–signed Dr. Gregory House
That would sound about right if her head was under a helmet dryer at a salon. Anywhere else, not so much.
But that dress looked so cool on Christina Hendricks in Mad Men.
[re=596077]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Thanks for the info. Did she ever say why she shipped all those jobs off-shore? Just wondering.
She thinks Hannity is a tough interview for a Republican candidate? This gal is a real pussy.
Good god, she dresses like she homeschools.
The attitude, my god, the attitude…so grade school.
“Offshore California” sounds like a great campaign slogan to me.
And the least unattractive thing about her is her hair, so, um, catfight?
[re=596118]jodyleek[/re]: Not to mention quoting a Hilary Duff song! I’m just a bird that’s already flown away……
“Mirror, mirror in may hand, who’s the fairest in the land? Bite into rosey side of the apple, Barbara Boxer.”
[re=596100]Escape Goat Nation[/re]:
She’s a Papist! That’s a powerful smear.
Well haw haw, the chemo didn’t affect her funny bone. Go away, Patrick Duffy hair.
Does she have phone nutz on that phone?
Carlzilla wasn’t aware that TV studios used them new-fangled things called IMics or E-phones, or whatever they are called. No wonder she did so excellently well running a tech company.
I bet she’s a lot a fun on a date.
Gag.
[re=596095]Sussemilch[/re]: amen
Is the giant, blue wreathe a characteristic of California tribal dress?
The power of politics is already working its magical charm all over her.
Its wrapped her up in a blue dress designed by Ego. Humility jumped out the window behind her.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-can-has-cheezburger.jpg
I think bad thoughts watching her preen and hearing that cackle. This woman is an unlovely creature.
[re=596086]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Fez.
[re=596178]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: It’s more like a uniform for a “Texan Republican Lady”, except she is missing the required Giant Hairdo. So sad, all that money and no taste. Whitman seems to have the same crappy stylist.
That multimillionaire is still using that lame-ass blackberry curve they give you for 99 cents?
And she says ‘I can’t find this thing’ , looking for the email.
You used to run a technology company!! That may explain why they made that piece of shit iPaq for all those years.
We all know how well cancer worked out for John Edwards, right?
Well, that’s pretty funny coming from someone who has the haircut of the EVIL ALIEN LIZARD PERSON QUEEN from “V.” I was 97% sure before that she’s a reptilian, but now I’m 98% sure.
Boxer will mop the floor with you, so enjoy being a huge bitch while it lasts, Carl Foccacia.
She looks suspiciously like the guy who claimed he killed Jon Benet Ramsey. Curious minds want to know.
[re=596115]Woodwards Friend[/re]: Somehow I picture Hannity smirking to himself and thinking, yes, I ask the tough questions and I don’t pull punches for anyone, not even Sarah Palin who is the most awesomest ever.
Tell that womanwop that you can buy wigs if your hair looks as bad as hers.
I had a curious sort of psychologically regressive reaction to that video, as all of a sudden I was reminded of my 3 year old self in a movie theater, crying in terror at the evil queen in “Snow White.”
[re=596053]GoinGreen[/re]: At least Maude had Adrienne Barbeau.
If I was dressed like Jan Brady, I’d STFU about anyone else’s fashion choices.
Stupid lizard-faced cunt.
Enough with the clothing sniping already. Why do you people hate Mamie Eisenhower, who had the same thing in pink?
She’s right, Boxer doesn’t have the experience of running a large company into the ground and leaving in disgrace.
She is an arrogant idiot who ran HP into the ground. If Californians elect this wolf in demon sheep clothing, the entire state might as well break off and sink in to the Pacific.
http://tinyurl.com/29ppd4m
As a Republican, isn’t she obliged to say Boxer’s hair is so Sept. 10?
You know what would be awesome? If she went and mismanaged another company into oblivion as opposed to feeding just about every stereotypical female in politics narrative in existence.
kthxbai
When she misses her nightly bucket of cunts for supper, she do get a might testy.
[re=596021]Carrie_Okie[/re]: Well not really–have you ever tried get help from their tech support?–but in this case, they are undoubtedly not wrong.
The only bigger irony than being a tech company exec (former) that can’t nav a blackberry is that she obvs has Hannity’s same hair ‘designer’.
Who’s going to deliver the obligatory “i’d hit it”?
You know, I’m not even offended at the bitchy comment. I’m far more troubled by the fact that any idiot knows you ALWAYS TREAT A MICROPHONE AND CAMERA LIKE IT’S BROADCASTING and don’t say stupid shit in front of them.
Actually what bothers me the most is her characterizing Hannity as a hard interview. Really? Hannity’s a hard interview for a Republican? I hope her handlers never let her see Katie Couric or Charlie Gibson.
[re=596403]Chet Kincaid[/re]: With a shovel maybe. I’ve met Boxer and I’d give her the old Wham-Bam. However, trying to remember to yell out “Senator” instead of “Thank you, ma’am” just as I came could be distracting.
And yes, I’m kidding.
Nasty. Mean. Bitch.
Failed in running a business. Will fail in running for political office.
But highly successful as an arrogant smirking can’t remember her name in five years from now, who?
[re=596086]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Nailed it!
Is it me or does she look like Stella Mudd android (Harry Mudd’s wife) from Star Trek TOS…
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060522100454/startrek/images/b/b7/Mudd_and_Stella.jpg
A real life Failed CEO calls a sitting member of Congress a “failed Senator.” The schadenfreude on this will be almost to sweet to stomach. Almost.
[re=596571]problemwithcaring[/re]: If I am finally learning anything about the professional world, it’s that grand failure is the way to go.
Seriously, I would love to f-up a company so bad they paid me $45 million to go away.
Mediocrity, now that’s a deadend.
[re=596418]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: I would have loved seeing Maddow enjoy her as a tasty amuse bouche, but I think all Teapublican candidates are now invoking the Rand Paul Rule: Maddow = Death.
Her dress looks like it came from the Pat Nixon Collection.
This is the douchebag that ran Lucent and HP into the ground and she’s running for public office? Perfect. What a great country.
Is this woman running as the supposed power-successful CEO, or does she think a Senate race is a beauty contest? Am I confused? Or is she?
Mr Blifil Meow. And funny.
What about golden parachute pants? Aren’t they so fucking yesterday? Greed is good, Snarly. Greed is good.
People who live in glass houses, or so the saying goes…
[re=596112]geminisunmars[/re]: Yes, because it was on Christina Hendricks. What’s your question?
[re=596094]Hoplight[/re]: HP is doing much better only because she’s gone. That kind of “full overhaul” would only appeal to anybody if they were hoping that she’d somehow get California to spend whatever’s left of its treasury to buy Arizona, and then pay her millions of dollars to go away.
[re=596115]Woodwards Friend[/re]: She probably figures that InHannity would call her a gawdless librul because she doesn’t show up with all her guns to the anti-choice rally, or the local Tea Party protest of the post office, or whatever crap he’s got on the menu this week. And the same presumably goes for Meg. Because they are both “fiscal conservatives,” e.i. bored rich people who crave power but don’t especially care about Jeebus, or have the energy to pretend to.
[re=596051]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: [re=596052]Joshua Norton[/re]: Yes, remember when the Republican’s prided themselves on having competent business leaders as candidates. Now, they only want you if you are like Bush and you were a total failure in business.
[re=596115]Woodwards Friend[/re]: I wondered about that too. Maybe by “tough” she meant that it is tough not to laugh when you are asked that many softball questions with no follow ups?
[re=596290]west elk[/re]: Haven’t you watched or listen to Glen Beck? Mamie Eisenhower was a well known Communist. Why do you think she had it in pink?
She was a disaster for HP. Surely that will come up if she ever agrees to a hard interview.
That dress looks like something J. Edgar Hoover would have worn on drag nights.
Silly women, always demanding respect.
http://arielleschecter.blogspot.com/2009/12/silly-women-always-demanding-respect.html
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