John McCain's Twitter Talks Awkwardly To Cancer-Bed Troll

Gross old liebot John McCain, whoseentire headis made of skin cancer and bullshit, is having a very important policy discussion with "Snooki," a bright orange dwarf who appeared on a chilling documentary about emotionally challenged adolescents left alone in a tacky vacation house to die of STDs. John McCain won't tax you for working hard to get skin cancer, because look what skin cancer did for him! [ Twitter via Wonkette operative "Jack O."]