Kevin Costner's Magic Machine To Save Waterworld From Oil

We are sorry to bring upWaterworld, but it's the only thing that came to mind. Kevin Costner + Some sort of Trouble At Sea? Anyway, we just noticed the actor on the CSPAN, somberly barking at BP officials for not buying his machine, and a YouTube search turned up this set of local news stories. Celebrities (?) plus News Disasters = Topical Interest! Yay internet. [ YouTube ]