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ELECTION DAY FEVER: Send Wonkette Your Polling Place Pix

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This awaits you in the voting booth.Every election day since 2006, we’ve asked Wonkette Operatives across the nation to send sexy camera-phone pictures of Polling Place hijinx. But this year, we’ll only ask those living in the “voting rights” dirty dozen states with elections today. The question for 2010 is this: Will Nevada’s cruel anti-choice ban on Chicken Costumes at the polls reduce all comedy potential for funny pictures? Find out! Snap some pictures of weirdness and send ’em to tips at wonkette. And please, for America’s sake, only send pictures with some possible comedy value. We love the “Here’s the empty school cafeteria where I vote” photos for the heartwarming evidence they provide that people actually vote, but there’s not much fun for the Wonkette Reader, if we posted such things. THANK YOU, The Management.

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  • Terry

    I here I was going to run over to my empty polling place today and take a photo for you. Darn it, no local election today.

  • jus_wonderin

    Can I just use my crayons to artfully depict my favorite voting comi-tragedy?? I would like to use a butt-load of red.

  • comicbookguy

    I won’t rest until the halls of congress are full of demon sheep!

    All in favor, say baaaaaa…

  • Long Form Def Certificate

    I’ll need to bring an x-ray tech to acquire evidence the brownies being sold to fund the school-band’s trip to Berlin, for Love Parade, are in fact pot brownies.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Howabout those shots I took at ‘drag night’ at the local disco back in the late seventies and just say they’re from my local polling place?

  • knoxtheharpy

    As an election worker in an unnamed Nevada county, I can tell you that use of cameras and cell phones inside the polling place is banned. So good luck getting your sexy camera-phone pics, Wonketeers, because a cranky old with a Napoleon complex will COME AFTER YOU. After that 100 foot barrier, go nuts with your chicken costumes and your unassuming Mormon costumes and your Sarah Palin costumes and whatever else you nitwits can think of. But at least up here in the north, the Registrar of Voters does not play.

  • V572625694

    I guess this means you don’t want the picture of me dropping my absentee ballot in the mailbox three weeks ago. It was great, and funny!

  • JMP

    The Nevada races have been great ones for comedy. Apparently the chicken lady is no longer the front-runner to take on Reid for the Senate, and is losing to another woman who wants to end social security, and to re-outlaw liquor; yes, she supports prohibition and is running in Nevada.

  • Nappied Hypotenuse

    [re=594097]knoxtheharpy[/re]: Somewhere in the high concept cavern that is Michael Bay’s basement, a shackled intern is busy typing the logline for The Registrar.

  • the problem child

    [re=594141]V572625694[/re]: I voted by fax. I still have the confirmation page. Think Layne would enjoy that?

  • Doglessliberal

    VA has an open primary, so Dems can vote in the Repub primary here in Alexandria, but there were zero (0) people at the polling place when we drove by this morning. No one cares because Jim Moran is going to win unless he is caught in bed with a dead cow. And even then, he might win.

  • S.Luggo

    You left out the relaxing tongue massages for criminals.

  • NJB

    But Ken….it’s freaking Nevada! What could possibly get in the way of comedy?

  • chascates

    A picture of Orly Taitz voting for her self for California Secretary of State please!

  • S.Luggo

    Piyush has a voting station for those on the coast. Photo:
    It’s all about economic prosperity.