SHE ALSO OWNS A RACE HORSE NOW  11:31 am June 8, 2010

Did Sarah Palin Buy Herself a Couple of Luxury Items?

by Ken Layne

Even if you've seen a lot of 'shops in your time, this has not been 'shopped.
We got a political news tip on our Facebook page from Wonkette operative “Laura,” and it goes like this: “Sarah Palin 12/09 no boobs #Sarah Palin today, Instant boobage! only her #plasticsurgeon knows4sure.” We are not fluent in the Twitter-Facebook dialects, but somehow we can follow the gist.

The only group of people who look at ladies’ boobs more than straight men are straight women. Experts say straight women spend up to 37% of their time evaluating the breasts of their friends, enemies, peers and total strangers, while the number triples (to 111%) for lesbians. What we mean is, women seem to keep very careful mental records about such things, taking into account a wide variety of factors such as pregnancy, wardrobe, diet, exercise regime, miraculous undergarments and, of course, the work of the cosmetic surgery professionals who keep America’s last alt-weekly newspapers as going business concerns.

And, having just now checked our tipster’s hunch with another woman (also, coincidentally, named “Laura”), we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday. Oh, you didn’t know the Palins frequent the horse races these days, with their own racehorse, named “First Dude,” and that it competed “at the 142nd Belmont Stakes, the final leg of racing’s Triple Crown”?


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TGY June 8, 2010 at 11:35 am

I’ll take ‘miraculous undergarments’ for $400, Ken. Seriously, is she expecting an assassination attempt? Perhaps she has a fear of falling in a pool without flotation devices?

Joehoya June 8, 2010 at 11:36 am

Nothing says “just another average American gal” like plastic surgery and racehorse ownership.

Bordo June 8, 2010 at 11:36 am

Omigod, wait until Rich Lowry checks out that new rack. If he got “starbursts” from Our Lady of Wasilla before, the new and improved bouncing snowbilly hooters are going to have him looking like James Brown doing a rendition of “Hot Pants.”

actor212 June 8, 2010 at 11:36 am

Those are some rather firm ripe melons for a woman from Alaska.

Carrie_Okie June 8, 2010 at 11:36 am

Might just be some push-up action.

Bianchi Bob June 8, 2010 at 11:36 am

Those are two sweet BILF’s.


GoinGreen June 8, 2010 at 11:37 am

Nah – look at 1 of 60 in that piece, she still has small tits. Besides, she would be forced to stop breastfeeding the baby grizzlies, and that AIN’T gonna happen during primary season!

cheaphits June 8, 2010 at 11:37 am

Spring is “busting” out all over…what a shame brain cell implants are still not feasible, huh?

Oldskool June 8, 2010 at 11:37 am

I betcha she got em for First Dude, the biped, and she had to pay for em with her own money. Goddamn that motorboatin Todd. I mean well done, buddy.

jus_wonderin June 8, 2010 at 11:37 am

I will be happy when those are hangin’ around her knees like a extreme parody by Harvey Korman. Sarah, get out ahead of this; put a boob-dolly on layaway now.

El Kabong June 8, 2010 at 11:37 am

sarah palin is so hawt!

The Rural Juror June 8, 2010 at 11:38 am

I’d motorboat em, for science.

Beatrix June 8, 2010 at 11:39 am

Or it could be the new Bombshell bra from VS. Those things literally double your cup size. I won’t deny it looks good but I couldn’t buy it; it was like false advertising.

(I like the plastic surgery theory myself.)

An Outhouse June 8, 2010 at 11:39 am

Lucky Todd! Definitely a speaking fee well spent.

Greg Comlish June 8, 2010 at 11:40 am

What else would a white trash woman do when she’s fallen into lots of cash? Gosh, I wonder if this is why she left the governor’s mansion. Maybe the Alaskan gubernatorial salary just isn’t enough to pay for raising a family + some big ole’ titties.

Hopefully with her new breasts, Sarah Palin can finally get the attention she deserves.

Crank Tango June 8, 2010 at 11:42 am

What you don’t see is the vageuvination work she had done. I wouldn’t advise eating a roast beef sandwich anywhere around wasilla for a good year or two, if you know what I mean…

Lascauxcaveman June 8, 2010 at 11:43 am

Well, if she gets her tatas lifted and forward-thrusted, here is one hetero make that won’t like her any better. I will like her breasts better, but that’s an entirely different thing.

EdFlinstone June 8, 2010 at 11:44 am

Whats the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Sweater puppies.

slappypaddy June 8, 2010 at 11:44 am

[re=594063]Oldskool[/re]: [re=594069]An Outhouse[/re]: are you sure he knows about this? i mean, these?

JMP June 8, 2010 at 11:46 am

I’m just wondering who she actually charged for the surgery; this is Palin, you know she doesn’t pay for anything herself. And yeah, those are definitely implants; besides the size, they’re way too firm for breasts pushing 50; naturally they’d be all saggy.

Escape Goat Nation June 8, 2010 at 11:46 am

Sarah RAC

ph7 June 8, 2010 at 11:46 am

[re=594073]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: It does heighten the paradox of a great hatefuck, however.

Lascauxcaveman June 8, 2010 at 11:47 am

Make that ‘male’.

I always male mistakes whilst typing on the subject of tatas.

Dean Booth June 8, 2010 at 11:48 am

It’s all just grizzle.

I Heart Accuracy June 8, 2010 at 11:48 am

[re=594055]TGY[/re]: Word.

freakishlystrong June 8, 2010 at 11:49 am

Take it from a chick, man. FAKE! And the boobs are as well.

norbizness June 8, 2010 at 11:50 am

(shoots self in head, disembarks from Internet for the rest of the week)

Airborne Toxic Event June 8, 2010 at 11:50 am

Holy fuck. I love Sarah Palin. How did I not realize this before?

Long Form Def Certificate June 8, 2010 at 11:50 am

What’s more American than lesbians giving it 110%!?

Mustang June 8, 2010 at 11:51 am

I respectfully disagree that women check out the lady chests. Maybe some women, but I recently realized, after many years, why many a boy and man snickered at the various times I cluelessly asked, “What is so attractive about HER?”

CessnaDriver June 8, 2010 at 11:52 am

If memory serves, Levi Johnston may have said back in July 09 that the reason for resigning the governorship was to get a boob job.

ManchuCandidate June 8, 2010 at 11:52 am

All she needs now is a couple of tats. The near universal for famewhores, tramp stamp and a foreign character on her ankle.

torera June 8, 2010 at 11:55 am

Palin does have some street smarts — the boobs have been ramped up to distract from the crepe-ifying neck about which not much can be done surgery-wise.

What Fresh Hell is This? June 8, 2010 at 11:55 am

Inflated and artificial. Breasts also.

[re=594098]ManchuCandidate[/re]: It’s called a “Wasilla License Plate.”

Ruhe June 8, 2010 at 11:55 am

OK folks. All the clever snark aside, let’s give it up for the gover: fancy new boobies = best political strategy ever!

JMP June 8, 2010 at 11:56 am

[re=594073]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: As a connoisseur of small breasts, I can’t even agree with your last point.

Sarah may be worried she’ll be losing her “starbursts” audience now that there may be a new, younger hot right-wing governor around, one who actually is physically attractive unlike her, and who people know likes sex with nerdy bloggers who are not her husband.

Scarab June 8, 2010 at 11:56 am

Boy, this is gonna piss off Katherine Harris.

Crank Tango June 8, 2010 at 11:56 am

[re=594091]Airborne Toxic Event[/re]: Well, she’s a Maverack!

Pbftt June 8, 2010 at 11:56 am
Troubledog June 8, 2010 at 11:57 am

I swear to you, I can redeem this woman.

WhatTheHeck June 8, 2010 at 11:57 am

She definitely can’t go riding her horse with those attachments.

jus_wonderin June 8, 2010 at 11:59 am

[re=594104]JMP[/re]: Looks and Easy trumps Crazy every time.

thefrontpage June 8, 2010 at 11:59 am

No matter what’s done, she’s repulsive, she’s a moron, she’s an idiot, and she should not be making speeches, writing books, making appearances, talking about politics, teaching, writing, sermonizing, criticizing, or holding any type of political office at any level in any state in any country on the planet Earth. She’s a moron.

doxastic June 8, 2010 at 12:00 pm

In my expert opinion, while the volume has clearly increased, there’s inadequate ground to speculate as to cause…
(but if that’s the work of a bra, it is impressive).

Pbftt June 8, 2010 at 12:01 pm

Short answer, no. Lots of pictures with those babies before the Belmont. Just look at the pics of when she was in Kuwait in 2007. Material + wind.

She just doesn’t always wear things that accentuate.

germansteel June 8, 2010 at 12:05 pm

I have been looking for just one reason to like that woman, and now I have two.

When it rains, it pours.

the problem child June 8, 2010 at 12:06 pm

[re=594068]Beatrix[/re]: I’m with you. Expensive, padded bra from a padded expense account.

get real June 8, 2010 at 12:06 pm

Just like a redneck lottery winner: Heehaw, I’m gonna buy me some fake tits!

comicbookguy June 8, 2010 at 12:08 pm

Geez, it’s like a Republican governor can’t go down to the store to buy a couple of tomatoes without getting hassled by voters.

[re=594104]JMP[/re]: There’s only one solution. In order to compete, she must start her own blowies for bloggers program.

I mean dang. A hot conservative governor who has sex with bloggers? Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me (and neither did anyone else, frankly)…

Actually a good infidelity strategy. Have sex with someone who nobody will believe has had sex.

harry palmer June 8, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Putting fake tits on Sarah Palin is like spraying Fabreeze on the Gulf oil spill. It sure wouldn’t make that water drinkable, any more than those make her more fuckable.

Surfeit O'Hubris June 8, 2010 at 12:09 pm

I dunno, maybe she did it the old-fashioned way it’s always been done in Real Amurka, by stuffing kleenex in her bra?

lumpenprole June 8, 2010 at 12:09 pm

If they are new bolt-ons, we’ll be sure of it after several weeks of tank tops, bikini glimpses, tube tops, etc… Every detail of this woman’s awfulness is overwhelming.

WIDTAP June 8, 2010 at 12:13 pm

How do we know she is not smuggling two small illegal aliens under her sweater, hmm?

Limeylizzie June 8, 2010 at 12:13 pm

[re=594088]freakishlystrong[/re]: Yep,I myself am the owner of a set of these items-and mine are on the supersized side and that looks like the type of bra I avoid for fear of gilding the lily, it looks like a T-shirt bra with extra padding so as to eliminate nipple show through.

Buzz Feedback June 8, 2010 at 12:13 pm

titz or gtfo

jus_wonderin June 8, 2010 at 12:14 pm

If I was female, I save the bucks for boobs and just rip pages of “Going Rogue” to pad my mammary area. But that’s just me. I am trifty that way.

And, does a patriotic American woman really use up valuable silicone resources while our troops are fighting for our freedoms in two wars?

PancakeBreakfast June 8, 2010 at 12:15 pm

Someone’s gotta say it: Thanks for the mammaries, Sarah!

Tyroanee June 8, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Funny how Palin is like 7-8 months pregnant with Trig in the middle pic (blu/brown coat) yet, she still doesn’t even come close to having the same “boobies” as her new girls.
Guess God closed the door on breast as well for Sarah, and well Sarah being Sarah doesn’t follow any rules but her own.
“I want BOOBIES!”

Redhead June 8, 2010 at 12:17 pm

[re=594068]Beatrix[/re]: Yeah… my boobs are plenty big the way they are. I’ve never seen the point of getting a bra that’s going to make them huge, only to deflate the minute it comes off.

That doesn’t look like push-up-bra-boobs to me either, though it’d be easier to tell if the shirt were tighter. Honestly, those look like preggers boobs to me. Does she have another little Downs muffin in the oven?

Monsieur Grumpe June 8, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Needs more research. Back in a few days.

Cape Clod June 8, 2010 at 12:17 pm

[re=594106]Scarab[/re]: Just thinking the same thing. If Mama Bear starts striking a 3/4 pose when she’s being interviewed, we’ll all know that she had work done.

V572625694 June 8, 2010 at 12:22 pm

[re=594113]thefrontpage[/re]: Yeah she’s a moron, but look at those tits! As Sully said on Maher last week, she’s a Republican wet dream: a pretty woman with big tits you can go hunting with (the woman, not the tits)(although who knows, they might have fish-finders or elk-calls implanted in them).

Failed 2 Menace June 8, 2010 at 12:26 pm

Donald Dizney owns First Dude, not the lady who takes the fun out of funbags.

The horse’s name was a nod to The First Family of American Grift, as was that of its dam, Run Sarah Run.

dex June 8, 2010 at 12:29 pm

whoomp, there it is.

tbogg June 8, 2010 at 12:30 pm

First Dude likz First Buubs

Bordo June 8, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Sheesh, now Nikki Haley is going to quit the South Carolina governorship halfway through her first term AND get a new set of hooters just to keep up with the snowbilly.

TGY June 8, 2010 at 12:30 pm

[re=594068]Beatrix[/re]: A Bombshell bra is too sophisticated for Ms. Mooseabilly. I believe it’s conformal water balloons.

S.Luggo June 8, 2010 at 12:32 pm

The reason for Queen Quitter’s increase in quantum of boobage is that she has begun lactating again. (This started soon after Track’s return from Iraquistan.)

LittlePig June 8, 2010 at 12:32 pm

[re=594066]The Rural Juror[/re]: I’d motorboat em, for science.

Yeah. Where’s Bill Nye and Beakman when you need ‘em?

Tarangela June 8, 2010 at 12:33 pm

Sarah runs screaming back to Wasilla holding her breasts. “Leave my kids alone”!

Greg Comlish June 8, 2010 at 12:34 pm

[re=594098]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Ha! tits for tats. Nice one.

Mostly_Harmless June 8, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Nah. Don’t buy it. The wildabeast has always had ta-tas. Just do a simple GIS.


groove June 8, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Okay, so now I’d hit it.

NJB June 8, 2010 at 12:38 pm

[re=594152]V572625694[/re]: Multi-utility boobs are the wave of the future!

taylormattd June 8, 2010 at 12:40 pm

[re=594106]Scarab[/re]: zomg. Wow. Why has there been no Palin-Harris nexus as of yet?

Doglessliberal June 8, 2010 at 12:41 pm

Fake. They are 1) bigger and 2) too round and uniform in shape.

V572625694 June 8, 2010 at 12:45 pm

[re=594187]Doglessliberal[/re]: But is that appearance (big, hemispherical) not achievable with external apparati?

chascates June 8, 2010 at 12:45 pm

She’s just jealous of daughter Bristol’s excellent rack. And from those pictures can anyone identify Mama Bear’s actual hair color?

BklynIlluminati June 8, 2010 at 12:45 pm


I am so freaking childish

The Red Clay Reporter June 8, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Now we know why she needed to quit her governor job to make some serious ducats. Working for the people just doesn’t pay enough to own a race horse, let alone a pair of new, er, um … perfectas.

Untidy Sanchez June 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Maybe the boobies are growing because they are trying to run away from the stupid. Also.

Redhead June 8, 2010 at 12:52 pm

[re=594195]V572625694[/re]: This is why I wish the shirt were tighter. You know how you can tell at the top of the boob? It’s like instead of a gradual slope or whatever, the boob suddenly juts out (of course, bad boob jobs and push-up bras tend to do it the same way). But you can’t tell from the shirt she’s wearing.

Snarkalicious June 8, 2010 at 12:53 pm

[re=594060]Bianchi Bob[/re]: Damn, Bob! You felch with beavers?

In other news, if those are as they appear they are, we are several steps closer to the porn shoot than I thought. Has everybody ordered their pre-screening ipecac?

GOPCrusher June 8, 2010 at 12:54 pm

Hef probably told her to get them before her and Bristol do the Mother/Daughter Playboy Pictorial. A Xmas gift for the conservative on your gift list!

JMP June 8, 2010 at 12:57 pm

[re=594120]comicbookguy[/re]: Hm, sort of like how the brief rumors of Clinton with Streisand didn’t last because that was an alleged affair with a woman no one would want to sleep with.

[re=594195]V572625694[/re]: It’s also achievable with extra internal support; just not naturally.

brianxsmith June 8, 2010 at 12:58 pm

Doesn’t The Book of Revelation say that the Beast will be a white woman with big ol’ floppity titties?

imissopus June 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm

[re=594081]JMP[/re]: Pushing 50 and having presumably breast-fed at least four and more likely five kids. If those were original she’d be tucking them into her waistband by now.

Too bad she wasn’t at the Kentucky Derby, I’d have been curious to see what monstrosity of a hat she’d pick out.

ella June 8, 2010 at 1:04 pm

As much as I’d like to conclude that every inch of that bitch is fake, it might be just the angle of that photo. In this one, the girls look more familiar:

BOOBIES! June 8, 2010 at 1:04 pm

If she’s buying plastic surgery, she’s definitely running for President in 2012. I wonder how Romney and the Huskster will respond?

ladymacbeth June 8, 2010 at 1:05 pm

my name is laura, i am breast having and those look like some hollywood help to me.

Doglessliberal June 8, 2010 at 1:06 pm

[re=594195]V572625694[/re]: No, not to that extent. They have gone from normal to identical, large globes.

Doglessliberal June 8, 2010 at 1:07 pm

[re=594200]BklynIlluminati[/re]: I laughed, so I am even worse.

chascates June 8, 2010 at 1:08 pm

[re=594231]BOOBIES![/re]: I suspect Huckster already has a set of man boobs.

S.Luggo June 8, 2010 at 1:09 pm

[re=594168]Bordo[/re]: Hands please for Bordo’s comment.

smitallica June 8, 2010 at 1:10 pm

You can’t really blame Sarah. I mean, look how much a boob job prolonged the political career of Kathryn Harris.

Slattenpat June 8, 2010 at 1:16 pm

[re=594075]EdFlinstone[/re]: “…a hockey mom and a pitbull?…”

I hope this somehow means that she’s getting 6 implants.

blogslut June 8, 2010 at 1:18 pm

Personally, I think Mrs. Lady Ex-Governor has already been to the skin tailor to get her face did. Ever since she came out with her “book” she’s looked slightly pointy-er. It only makes sense that her next step would be to get her puppies perked.

Papas got a brand new teabag June 8, 2010 at 1:22 pm

maybe she’s pregnant with another down syndrome baby

arewethereyet June 8, 2010 at 1:23 pm

Didn’t expect them to own a racehorse, they don’t fit in with the horsey set. tractor pulls or a nascar sponsorship would seem more likely. then she would be the belle at the ball. i do however approve of the sweater puppies.

Clancy_Pants June 8, 2010 at 1:25 pm

I think I saw it in speakers contract just after “The private aircraft MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger” something about “New boobs must be “C” or larger”

bitchincamaro June 8, 2010 at 1:37 pm

The jury’s out until Joe McGinness weighs in on this udderly peurile subject.

queeraselvis v 2.0 June 8, 2010 at 1:37 pm

As one of many intrepid ghey commenters here, I can safely say that Snowbilly’s rock ‘em-sock ‘em robots do not interest me in the slightest. However, I will say that the scoop neck top with entirely too much ruching she’s wearing in order to accentuate her newborns is exceedingly tackorama.

Cape Clod June 8, 2010 at 1:39 pm

A post about whether or not Palin got a boob job. We might be looking at a record number of weekday comments.

4tehlulz June 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm

[re=594098]ManchuCandidate[/re]: >a foreign character on her ankle

Any letter other than “I” would probably fit that bill.

lizzieborden June 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm

[re=594068]Beatrix[/re]: Nah, there’s too much space between the boobs. Those garments squish up and together your boobies so they look like two mellons in a sling and thrust forward for presentation. I vote for sassy silicone.

Beowoof June 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm

[re=594110]WhatTheHeck[/re]: I think Todd’s concern is riding him. The problem is in regular cowgirl mode she could knock his teeth out with those. In the reverse cowgirl she could be smacking him in the nuts.

zenferret June 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm

Maverick Made-rack

Kinda similar

Emtpyheadedanimalfoodtroughwiper June 8, 2010 at 1:45 pm

Doesn’t look like a boob job to me. It looks more like they chose two pics that don’t show her boobs very well and then compared then with a picture that does so they could make a bogus claim.

WesternCorrespondent June 8, 2010 at 1:49 pm

[re=594098]ManchuCandidate[/re]: “A foreogn character”, say, on her ankle, or coyly peeping out from the neckline of Piper’s top that SP swiped, there in that picture…

Elmer Fudd would be appropriate.

What Fresh Hell is This? June 8, 2010 at 1:52 pm

I can see Russia from her left nipple?
Too big to fail?

Gosh, now that Sarah is a “feminist,” comments about her breasts seem sexist and immature.

Neilist June 8, 2010 at 1:59 pm

[re=594107]Crank Tango[/re]: “Well, she’s a Maverack!”


(Whatever my failings, Neilist is prepared to acknowledge excellence.)

magic titty June 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm

How the hell did I miss this post?

justthisonce June 8, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Wonkette you just got to include this picture – it absolutely shows Sarah as flat as Piper on the beach in Hawaii. She had big boobs BEFORE this picture.

The tundra tart must be wearing an extremely padded bra because before the Hawaii beach pic she had “boobs” then also too. Notice there is no cleavage in the Belmont pic taken just a few days ago – if they really were that big there would be some cleavage it seems. Reminds me of thet “pregnancy” photo just a few weeks before she “gave birth” to Trig in which she padded her stomach with a an obviously square shaped pillow. LOL June 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm

She’s allowed to get a boob job if she wants. Maybe she’s trying to improve her looks to appeal to men in a run for President.

She owns a horse who ran in a triple crown race. Yes, she’s a real “common” person

Still hasn’t had a press conference or been in front of the media June 8, 2010 at 2:10 pm

She’s allowed to get a boob job if she wants. Maybe she’s trying to improve her looks to appeal to men in a run for President.

She owns a horse who ran in a triple crown race. Yes, she’s a real “common” person

Still hasn’t had a press conference or been in front of the media

yellowdogdem June 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm

[re=594081]JMP[/re]: Beg to differ. Have you checked out Helen Mirren and Susan Sarandon? As one of those women who spend 37% of their time evaluating other women’s ta-ta’s, I can state categorically (with no direct knowledge, of course) that those two actresses still have great (unenhanced) ta-ta’s.

BeWoot June 8, 2010 at 2:14 pm

My money’s on the undies and the shirt.

The woman I know best seems to change breast sizes several times a week and nothing in the Sarah pictures I’ve seen indicate statistical abnormality. But we’ll need to see better photo evidence to know for sure … maybe someone can knock her over onto her back (and please try to make it hurt) while a confederate takes some snaps.

Diana Davies June 8, 2010 at 2:18 pm

This only makes matters worse. Her boobs are now bigger than her brain and that’s never a good idea.

Tundra Grifter June 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm

[re=594076]slappypaddy[/re]: Yes – because they were built by Todd and his buddies.

ixijimixi June 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm

[re=594357]Diana Davies[/re]:

So nothing’s changed…

ixijimixi June 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm

A boob job…only job she’s qualified for

Crankenstank June 8, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Or, she could be pregnant again.

WickedWitch June 8, 2010 at 2:37 pm

[re=594106]Scarab[/re]: I was just thinking that!

the problem child June 8, 2010 at 2:43 pm

[re=594343][/re]: [re=594348][/re]: Ineffectual blogwhore is also inaccurate.

nappyduggs June 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm


Damn it, man- you made me choke.

T-shirt grenades iz for the troops!!!1!1! U-S-A!1!

Jukesgrrl June 8, 2010 at 2:52 pm

I vote for architecture by Victoria’s Secret. Her original 46-year-old boobies are shriveled up and hanging inside sculptured 21st century foam shells strapped to her chest. No woman with five kids has tits that are so absolutely, utterly … matching.

[re=594351]yellowdogdem[/re]: No amount of exercise can make breasts as large as the ones owned by Sarandon and Mirren remain perky at their age. They might not have been enhanced in size, since the originals were more than adequate, but they certainly were nipped and tucked to remain at full mast. Gravity makes no allowances for Academy Awards.

ixijimixi June 8, 2010 at 2:53 pm


I’m sure that’d be a natural desire for someone who has just watched the birth of her second grandchild. :D

Alaska Girl June 8, 2010 at 2:54 pm

And what are the twins names? Tisone and Tatone?

Accordion-o-rama June 8, 2010 at 2:56 pm

[re=594103]Ruhe[/re]: Didn’t work for Dennis Hastert.

RoscoeWild June 8, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Don’t know if she bought them, but they sure look good. Lord, that lady is trim, tight, and tantalizing!

GOPCrusher June 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm

[re=594357]Diana Davies[/re]: Worked out fine for Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith, uh wait. Nevermind.

Lilybart June 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Most important is the middle photo. That was taken when she was pretending to be SIX MONTHS PREGNANT with a fifth and every woman after the first one or two, pops out right away, but funny, old “tight abs” Palin didn’t even show.

hmmmmm…..for more go to palingates dot com

Theocracy June 8, 2010 at 3:04 pm

[re=594064]jus_wonderin[/re]: Harvey Korman? Harvey Kurtzman?

Hoplight June 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm

Those aren’t implants, she’s just breastfeeding Todd.

jmfleetwood June 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm

Ya think, Probie?

Godot June 8, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Who is she trying to convince? Right wingers already ride her dick all day, and who on the left is supposed to be swayed by middle-aged fake titties?

you didn't ask, but June 8, 2010 at 3:20 pm

[re=594287]4tehlulz[/re]: very nice.

[re=594116]Pbftt[/re]: Well, that’s possible. Especially in the first picture, if she’s wearing a sports bra.

My vote’s for: good underwire, fairly low body fat %age and relatively high rackage look b/c of lack of back fat/belly roll.

I normally don’t objectify women, but there’s not a brain in that head, which technically, makes her an object.

She is wiley though (as are my houseplants that know to turn toward the sun): the outfits are right on the edge of showing a bit but-not-offending-fundies too much.

bozofish June 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm

At the risk of being fair, the first two pictures prob show her in jogging bras. Which, is perfect, considering Palin is a uniboob. For sure, she is not nursing the First Dude…because that would be GW, right? And there’s no profit in that arrangement for Ms. P., no how. That said, I wouldn’t rule out her springing for a pair for Todd.

Hooray For Anything June 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm

[re=594385]ixijimixi[/re]: Oh, so that’s what they’re calling being hired by Fox these days.

PabaBritannica June 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm

I just wanted to check in and post in this soon to be famous internet blog page before it hits the Sara Palin Facebook news, which is a more followed news source than all the networks combined during the day I’m sure. Maroons, all of us.

peggynoonansrickshaw June 8, 2010 at 3:36 pm
bloatedwhitetruck June 8, 2010 at 3:37 pm

Time for Todd to get a codpiece to keep up with his lady. That and some Harley gear or Ed Hardy swag. Either way, these two are becoming caricatures of lucky white lotto winners. (Or as we used to politely say up in the Great Pacific Northwest…..”negro rich”.

Darkness June 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm

[re=594501]peggynoonansrickshaw[/re]: Photobomb!

Also, this woman can afford a freaking race horse but she can’t hire someone who knows how to build a decent fence? Yeah, I want someone like that in charge of public affairs.

What Fresh Hell is This? June 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm

And to think, this woman was within a hare’s breath of the vice-presidency!

PabaBritannica June 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Just get Ellen to trade her her talk show in exchange for Palin not running for anything ever.

23 Skidoo June 8, 2010 at 3:47 pm

Best conservative boobs? I think Rush Limbaugh’s rack begs to differ.

masterdebater June 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm

“Did Sarah Palin Buy Herself a Couple of Luxury Items?”

You betcha!

assistant/atlas June 8, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Looks like she quit the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, also.

steverino247 June 8, 2010 at 4:27 pm

[re=594351]yellowdogdem[/re]: Thanks for reminding me of Helen Mirren’s breasts. Unsafe for work at any age.

And anything over a mouthful is a waste anyway.

LiveFromSinusCity June 8, 2010 at 4:39 pm

[re=594123]harry palmer[/re]: We have a winner.

(cues up “Dance 10, Looks 3″ from “A Chorus Line)

Mr Blifil June 8, 2010 at 4:40 pm

That’s just her fluffing double.

Failed 2 Menace June 8, 2010 at 4:40 pm

The outrage at Palin as thoroughbred owner continues to rear its head, so just to reiterate…

Sarah Palin does not own Belmont Stakes show finisher First Dude.

rocktonsammy June 8, 2010 at 4:59 pm

Those are angel Trig. Shes lactating for heavens sake.

pub_option June 8, 2010 at 5:03 pm

Does anyone at Wonkette have the phone number for the journalist who moved next door to Palin? Ask him to stop looking in Piper’s bedroom, and get to grips with the boobs.

bwcbwc June 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm

My bet is it isn’t surgery, just pads. Maybe kevlar-wrapped, very bulbous pads…

El Pinche June 8, 2010 at 5:07 pm

[re=594123]harry palmer[/re]: Come-on, don’t tell me you wouldn’t stick your dick in those mashed potatoes? She may be retarded, but those new titties ain’t retarded.

(kudos to my mac’s spell checker which actually corrected the word ‘titties’)

Radiotherapy June 8, 2010 at 5:13 pm

She still is, and always will be, a cunt.

Malketeer June 8, 2010 at 5:25 pm


(do I win an iPhone or something?)

Tyroanee June 8, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Cheers, these boobs are for all the boys overseas and under the covers.

Tyroanee June 8, 2010 at 5:26 pm


Limeylizzie June 8, 2010 at 5:45 pm

[re=594675]El Pinche[/re]: Oh El Pinche how I love your dirty mouth.

Beowoof June 8, 2010 at 5:46 pm

[re=594357]Diana Davies[/re]: Exactly what most republican men a looking for; other than a hard penis in the third stall from the left in the Minneapolis Airport.

gergnesdunk June 8, 2010 at 6:03 pm

No surprise. I’ve had the “real deal” posted here for months:

Katydid June 8, 2010 at 6:17 pm

Twenty-four thousand views in a 6 1/2 hours. What is the obsession with breasts? I’ve got breasts, and I don’t see the appeal. Every morning I strap those puppies in and I’m good to go. I only think about them during sex, when it’s nice to have them, or when they get in the way, when it’s a pain (or painful) to have them.

Other than that, meh. But in a way I guess it’s nice that you boys admire them so. But I will never understand why. I mean, sure, I stare at men’s crotches allatime, almost all hetero women do you might like to know, but I’m not sure a closeup of Johnny Depp’s crotch would get 24,000 views in 6 hours. Hmmm. Maybe it would. Never mind.

Way Cool Larry June 8, 2010 at 6:20 pm

1) they are still not that big

2) she is still gross

nappyduggs June 8, 2010 at 6:26 pm


‘Twould over at the Free Republic.

scallywag June 8, 2010 at 6:46 pm

So now that three female journalists agree Sarah went for a long walk to the barn doctor we can all feel comfortable that

a/ either Sarah is going to become a pole dancer in the near future.

b/ A more invigorated politician.

c/ A more invigorated public mess

d/ A more invigorated wife to play with dough husband.

e/ Demi Moore’s new best friend and future screen partner ducking bullets, bad guys and all those men watching her heave and sweat on the big screen.

What Fresh Hell is This? June 8, 2010 at 6:49 pm

[re=594738]Katydid[/re]: Under the best circumstances, 75% of men are emotionally 14 years old. Here it’s closer to 100%, but surely you noticed that.

Pop Vulture June 8, 2010 at 6:51 pm

When it comes to tops, Sarah is all about “Fill, baby, Fill!”

El Pinche June 8, 2010 at 7:11 pm

[re=594716]Limeylizzie[/re]: It’s who I am.

Stalkin' June 8, 2010 at 8:27 pm

They come free with the Fox News health plan, just like all of Hannity’s scrotal piercings.

you cannot be serious June 8, 2010 at 8:30 pm

She did it to get people to stop looking at her lazy eye.

JMP June 8, 2010 at 8:39 pm

[re=594738]Katydid[/re]: I don’t think the editors kept reusing the naked Scott Brown photos because no one was at them.

arewethereyet June 8, 2010 at 8:55 pm

[re=594738]Katydid[/re]: Yeah i hear you….can’t help myself… what’s a guy to do?

Katydid June 8, 2010 at 9:44 pm

[re=594828]arewethereyet[/re]: I don’t mind, I’m glad for the attraction…I just don’t understand the huge fuss. I wish I could, but breasts are just there. If I found them attractive I could have a lot more fun with myself.

I mean I like to look at the bulge in a guy’s pants, and his legs, and his ass, and his shoulders, and it’s kinda automatic, but it’s not like I zero in on the bulge and it’s not like the guy sees me staring, unless I want him to. I guess you just can’t compare the two (five?) things. I don’t know of any guy who wouldn’t be flattered to notice me staring at his crotch, and it’s not always the same to catch a guy staring at your chest, even though it’s flattering when you think about it. It’s just not comparable, I guess.

Beowoof June 8, 2010 at 9:44 pm

[re=594738]Katydid[/re]: As a male, I can’t say I can explain the attraction, but I can tell you I do love them. And although I am 56, in my own mind when it comes to sex I think I am 19.

Jumping Jim June 8, 2010 at 10:24 pm

Two women were running in the Republican governor primary race. One was pro life but anti gun. The other was for choice but was pro gun. Which one did the Republican voters choose?

The one with the biggest rack of course.

zoink June 9, 2010 at 12:13 am

Bless her for doing her part to make sure the US economy doesn’t go bust.

jjdaddyo June 9, 2010 at 1:03 am

Take that, you lower 48, chardonnay sippin’, Volvo drivin’, MSNBC watchin’, librul femi-nazis!!!!

Lurker June 9, 2010 at 2:07 am

Why don’t you idiots go create another fake scandal?

Look at her boobs when she was doing pageants.

Yea! That looks like no boobs to me Ken Layne lol…

It’s in the genes, you see how big Bristols are???

tealwomin June 9, 2010 at 2:19 am

…guess she wanted to give Joe something worth looking at when she carried the toddler on her back…

Abou Diaby June 9, 2010 at 4:10 am


I agree with you about the genetics. Bristol has some big ass titties.

Cmoney June 9, 2010 at 7:05 am

Sarah HAD big boobs. And, I’d bang her.

JanieG June 9, 2010 at 11:12 am

She’s probably wearing a sports bra in the first two pictures. Sports bras make you flat. Whatever, she looks good!

JanieG June 9, 2010 at 11:21 am

She doesn’t own the horse, does she? As I read the article, she attended the race because the horse was named after her husband, not because she owned it.

OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin June 9, 2010 at 1:05 pm

Wonkette needs new operatives. Those aren’t new, take it from a 111-percenter.

OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin June 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm

[re=594215]Redhead[/re]: Redhead, try this… [McCain 2008 voice] Hah!? Hahh?!

jennx June 9, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Oh, and in that middle picture, she was supposedly 7ish months pregnant.

OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin June 9, 2010 at 2:37 pm

[re=595461]jennx[/re]: Yeah, it’s from one of those trigbirther sites like palingates or palindeceptions. I think the latter. Those sites spent a lot of time looking at pictures of her um, torso. I mean like, a LOT.

elm June 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm

I’m perplexed as to why anyone would find a bag of silicone sexy. If they are not real they are not real.

Lurker June 9, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Another HUGE pic to smack Ken Layne around with.

No boobs huh? lol

How low will the left go?

momo June 9, 2010 at 5:50 pm

And the problem is. . . . . .

Why are liberals/Leftist/Progressives so obsessed with boobs?
You have a ton of them in your Leftist party.

StewartIII June 9, 2010 at 7:55 pm

NewsBusters: Liberal Website Starts Rumor Sarah Palin Has Gotten Breast Implants

the problem child June 9, 2010 at 9:12 pm

[re=595734]Lurker[/re]: More to the point, how low will those tatas go without serious bra help? Practically hitting her bellybutton, looks like. Nice she can afford a good bra now.

OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin June 10, 2010 at 2:45 am

[re=595817]StewartIII[/re]: Newsbusters is wrong. It wasn’t even Wonkette that started the rumor, idiotic palingates did.

Stupid Newsbusters….they don’t even know how to use the internet, yet. Dumb conservatives.

I am not here June 10, 2010 at 11:48 am

Lesbians have 11% more time than anybody?

Shadowfax June 10, 2010 at 12:54 pm

ummmm… That’s not Sarah Palin. That’s Lisa Ann from Nailin’ Palin fame.
At least, those are Lisa’s tits.

jake34 June 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm

Sarah Palin is a MILF and a GILF. The left is very is jealous because their women look like Helen Thomas and Hillary Clinton (oh that’s disgusting).

PlanetWingnuta June 10, 2010 at 3:09 pm

did anyone ask her on her facebook…i mean come on now…that’s what facebook is for. LOLZ

JanHus June 10, 2010 at 4:08 pm

You guys haven’t been very observant. She’s always had a great set of knockers but she been able to hide them behind loose and baggy clothes. The red outfit: the same boobs but with a sports bra. The brown outfit: so baggy she could be 6-7 months pregnant. It wasn’t until Belmont that she wore something that let everything hang out. She’s always been a knockout. Most of the above negative comments by men were either made by women using men’s names or homosexuals who wish they had Sarah’s bosoms so their boyfriends could have something “big” to play with.

Dashboard_Buddha June 10, 2010 at 7:58 pm

[re=594086]Dean Booth[/re]: Or gristle

Dashboard_Buddha June 10, 2010 at 7:59 pm

[re=596442]JanHus[/re]: Oh look…a teapartier has come to play.

Gayer Than Thou June 10, 2010 at 11:18 pm

Wow, I didn’t think there was anything that could make me gayer, but there is: Sarah Palin’s bodacious tatas.

tater tot June 11, 2010 at 12:19 am

She did say she was a Mama Grizzly- probly still nursing cubs.

doctor_fu June 11, 2010 at 1:19 am

Obv it’s quadruplets this time. That’s what ya’ get for playing with whazziz-name the naked hockey dude.

jake34 June 11, 2010 at 10:09 am

Those are what I call a nice pair of REPUBLICANS!!!

Papa Ray June 11, 2010 at 10:50 am

Jeez, why do people believe everything on the internet without checking.

First most importantly, that is NOT Sarah Palin. That’s Lisa Ann (the porn star) from Nailin’ Palin fame.

Please learn to verify and well do a little resesearch (and try using your eyes)about anything on the internet. Another thing, this could have been photoshopped onto a pic of Palin, and may well be done in the near future. However, if you are graphics smart and have a graphics program such as Photoshop you can determine if it is real or photoshopped. That is if you have good eyes and the tech know how.

Like Alice came to understand, everything is not as it seems.

Papa Ray

BerkeleyFarm June 11, 2010 at 11:02 am

Those shirred t-shirt tops do tend to accentuate the positive. It’s the kind of thing that young A- and B-cups wear to look bustier.

I suspect that Sister Sarah is also wearing a seriously engineering bra with mondo padding and that the Runner’s World photo may be “digitally enhanced” and/or she was wearing a sports bra to keep the girls down.

I think she’s had a lot of other work done (by a very good because very subtle cosmetic surgeon) and it was done during the time she completely disappeared from public view, but to me the jury is still out on the boobs.

BobTheBuilder June 11, 2010 at 2:28 pm

I think Rush Limbaugh’s look much more natural.

MGB June 11, 2010 at 6:11 pm

I’m not saying that Sarah didn’t have work done, but Sarah was always well endowed with nice large full breasts… look at an old bathing suit photo of her, back when she was an Alaskan beauty queen. Easily found on “google images”… search sarah palin bathing suit and look at her in the red one piece suit, not the photo shopped bikini with a gun in her hand!
Not sure if they allow a link here:

barrysorento June 12, 2010 at 4:38 pm

After all, O’bama seemed like a good person while he was campaigning and now he’s prooving he and his cabinet are nothing more than Socialists. The facts on his actions speak alot more than a photo of a former vice presidential candidate. Visual looks don’t necessarily mean the “truth” your thinking. Maybe “we” should check out a conspiracy to see if Victoria Secret invented the wonder bra which adds 2 cup sizes ? The article was probably written by a male or a jelous lesbian!!
Why aren’t we/you writing about the corrupt members of the cabinet, the Chicago Climate Exchange and the members of that board (treason is a word that comes to mind).
And, while we’re on the subject of crooked people, maybe Tipper Gore is divorcing “Weird Al” because she can’t put up with the lies and deceipt he’s trying to sell?
The world is screwed up and some people can be entertained and distracted with nonsence.

OldHeathen June 12, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Those look like she should be pushing them together, waiting for a dollar bill.

OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin June 13, 2010 at 1:08 am

[re=596815]Papa Ray[/re]: Lol why do you think that is Lisa Ann? That looks nothing like Lisa Ann.

StewartIII June 14, 2010 at 5:54 pm

ChickaBOOMer| Palin: Breast Assured, They’re Real!

republican June 14, 2010 at 6:14 pm

This doesn’t even make sense. In classic liberal style you’re taking photos of baggy clothing and comparing them to tighter clothing and creating something out of context of the photos. We have much bigger fish to fry you morons, now pull your heads out of your asses and start paying attention to some of the real issues.

trondant June 14, 2010 at 8:38 pm

[re=598407]republican[/re]: start paying attention to some of the real issues.

Focus on SPACE, libtards, the UNITED STATES of SPACE!!1!

DanaElizabeth June 15, 2010 at 12:38 pm

No,Palin did NOT buy the race horse “First Dude.” She was at the races (Belmont-first Dude was in The Belmont Stake) when pictures were snapped. Just goes to show how the media doesn’t exactly do their homework before reporting and asking stupid questions. FIREST DUDE: Owner: Double Diamond Farm Breeder: Donald R. Dizney The horse is out of the mare ‘Run Sarah Run” and was named after what she calls her husband ‘First Dude.’ She should buy him. He may wind up running in the BC classic. His stud career is probably set and it would be a good PR move and the industry could use a boost with the economy the way it is.

Her Boobs…don’t care. It’s still a free country and she can buy whatever she wants, it’s still HER money she is making!

ESBW June 22, 2010 at 4:02 am

Enough!, Socialist screed-mongers. Try looking up Socialism and learning something about it. Hey, Republican, love the holier-than-thou. You had to create an account to post here. That really puts you in the serious issues’ drivers seat. Photoshop, anyone?

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