Even if you've seen a lot of 'shops in your time, this has not been 'shopped.
We got a political news tip on our Facebook page from Wonkette operative “Laura,” and it goes like this: “Sarah Palin 12/09 no boobs #Sarah Palin today, Instant boobage! only her #plasticsurgeon knows4sure.” We are not fluent in the Twitter-Facebook dialects, but somehow we can follow the gist.

The only group of people who look at ladies’ boobs more than straight men are straight women. Experts say straight women spend up to 37% of their time evaluating the breasts of their friends, enemies, peers and total strangers, while the number triples (to 111%) for lesbians. What we mean is, women seem to keep very careful mental records about such things, taking into account a wide variety of factors such as pregnancy, wardrobe, diet, exercise regime, miraculous undergarments and, of course, the work of the cosmetic surgery professionals who keep America’s last alt-weekly newspapers as going business concerns.

And, having just now checked our tipster’s hunch with another woman (also, coincidentally, named “Laura”), we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday. Oh, you didn’t know the Palins frequent the horse races these days, with their own racehorse, named “First Dude,” and that it competed “at the 142nd Belmont Stakes, the final leg of racing’s Triple Crown”?

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  1. I’ll take ‘miraculous undergarments’ for $400, Ken. Seriously, is she expecting an assassination attempt? Perhaps she has a fear of falling in a pool without flotation devices?

  2. Omigod, wait until Rich Lowry checks out that new rack. If he got “starbursts” from Our Lady of Wasilla before, the new and improved bouncing snowbilly hooters are going to have him looking like James Brown doing a rendition of “Hot Pants.”

  3. Nah – look at 1 of 60 in that piece, she still has small tits. Besides, she would be forced to stop breastfeeding the baby grizzlies, and that AIN’T gonna happen during primary season!

  4. I betcha she got em for First Dude, the biped, and she had to pay for em with her own money. Goddamn that motorboatin Todd. I mean well done, buddy.

  5. I will be happy when those are hangin’ around her knees like a extreme parody by Harvey Korman. Sarah, get out ahead of this; put a boob-dolly on layaway now.

  6. Or it could be the new Bombshell bra from VS. Those things literally double your cup size. I won’t deny it looks good but I couldn’t buy it; it was like false advertising.

    (I like the plastic surgery theory myself.)

  7. What else would a white trash woman do when she’s fallen into lots of cash? Gosh, I wonder if this is why she left the governor’s mansion. Maybe the Alaskan gubernatorial salary just isn’t enough to pay for raising a family + some big ole’ titties.

    Hopefully with her new breasts, Sarah Palin can finally get the attention she deserves.

  8. What you don’t see is the vageuvination work she had done. I wouldn’t advise eating a roast beef sandwich anywhere around wasilla for a good year or two, if you know what I mean…

  9. Well, if she gets her tatas lifted and forward-thrusted, here is one hetero make that won’t like her any better. I will like her breasts better, but that’s an entirely different thing.

  10. I’m just wondering who she actually charged for the surgery; this is Palin, you know she doesn’t pay for anything herself. And yeah, those are definitely implants; besides the size, they’re way too firm for breasts pushing 50; naturally they’d be all saggy.

  11. I respectfully disagree that women check out the lady chests. Maybe some women, but I recently realized, after many years, why many a boy and man snickered at the various times I cluelessly asked, “What is so attractive about HER?”

  12. If memory serves, Levi Johnston may have said back in July 09 that the reason for resigning the governorship was to get a boob job.

  13. Palin does have some street smarts — the boobs have been ramped up to distract from the crepe-ifying neck about which not much can be done surgery-wise.

  14. [re=594073]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: As a connoisseur of small breasts, I can’t even agree with your last point.

    Sarah may be worried she’ll be losing her “starbursts” audience now that there may be a new, younger hot right-wing governor around, one who actually is physically attractive unlike her, and who people know likes sex with nerdy bloggers who are not her husband.

  15. No matter what’s done, she’s repulsive, she’s a moron, she’s an idiot, and she should not be making speeches, writing books, making appearances, talking about politics, teaching, writing, sermonizing, criticizing, or holding any type of political office at any level in any state in any country on the planet Earth. She’s a moron.

  16. In my expert opinion, while the volume has clearly increased, there’s inadequate ground to speculate as to cause…
    (but if that’s the work of a bra, it is impressive).

  17. Short answer, no. Lots of pictures with those babies before the Belmont. Just look at the pics of when she was in Kuwait in 2007. Material + wind.

    She just doesn’t always wear things that accentuate.

  18. Geez, it’s like a Republican governor can’t go down to the store to buy a couple of tomatoes without getting hassled by voters.

    [re=594104]JMP[/re]: There’s only one solution. In order to compete, she must start her own blowies for bloggers program.

    I mean dang. A hot conservative governor who has sex with bloggers? Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me (and neither did anyone else, frankly)…

    Actually a good infidelity strategy. Have sex with someone who nobody will believe has had sex.

  19. Putting fake tits on Sarah Palin is like spraying Fabreeze on the Gulf oil spill. It sure wouldn’t make that water drinkable, any more than those make her more fuckable.

  20. If they are new bolt-ons, we’ll be sure of it after several weeks of tank tops, bikini glimpses, tube tops, etc… Every detail of this woman’s awfulness is overwhelming.

  21. [re=594088]freakishlystrong[/re]: Yep,I myself am the owner of a set of these items-and mine are on the supersized side and that looks like the type of bra I avoid for fear of gilding the lily, it looks like a T-shirt bra with extra padding so as to eliminate nipple show through.

  22. If I was female, I save the bucks for boobs and just rip pages of “Going Rogue” to pad my mammary area. But that’s just me. I am trifty that way.

    And, does a patriotic American woman really use up valuable silicone resources while our troops are fighting for our freedoms in two wars?

  23. Funny how Palin is like 7-8 months pregnant with Trig in the middle pic (blu/brown coat) yet, she still doesn’t even come close to having the same “boobies” as her new girls.
    Guess God closed the door on breast as well for Sarah, and well Sarah being Sarah doesn’t follow any rules but her own.
    “I want BOOBIES!”

  24. [re=594068]Beatrix[/re]: Yeah… my boobs are plenty big the way they are. I’ve never seen the point of getting a bra that’s going to make them huge, only to deflate the minute it comes off.

    That doesn’t look like push-up-bra-boobs to me either, though it’d be easier to tell if the shirt were tighter. Honestly, those look like preggers boobs to me. Does she have another little Downs muffin in the oven?

  25. [re=594106]Scarab[/re]: Just thinking the same thing. If Mama Bear starts striking a 3/4 pose when she’s being interviewed, we’ll all know that she had work done.

  26. [re=594113]thefrontpage[/re]: Yeah she’s a moron, but look at those tits! As Sully said on Maher last week, she’s a Republican wet dream: a pretty woman with big tits you can go hunting with (the woman, not the tits)(although who knows, they might have fish-finders or elk-calls implanted in them).

  27. Donald Dizney owns First Dude, not the lady who takes the fun out of funbags.

    The horse’s name was a nod to The First Family of American Grift, as was that of its dam, Run Sarah Run.

  28. Sheesh, now Nikki Haley is going to quit the South Carolina governorship halfway through her first term AND get a new set of hooters just to keep up with the snowbilly.

  29. The reason for Queen Quitter’s increase in quantum of boobage is that she has begun lactating again. (This started soon after Track’s return from Iraquistan.)

  30. She’s just jealous of daughter Bristol’s excellent rack. And from those pictures can anyone identify Mama Bear’s actual hair color?

  31. Now we know why she needed to quit her governor job to make some serious ducats. Working for the people just doesn’t pay enough to own a race horse, let alone a pair of new, er, um … perfectas.

  32. [re=594195]V572625694[/re]: This is why I wish the shirt were tighter. You know how you can tell at the top of the boob? It’s like instead of a gradual slope or whatever, the boob suddenly juts out (of course, bad boob jobs and push-up bras tend to do it the same way). But you can’t tell from the shirt she’s wearing.

  33. [re=594060]Bianchi Bob[/re]: Damn, Bob! You felch with beavers?

    In other news, if those are as they appear they are, we are several steps closer to the porn shoot than I thought. Has everybody ordered their pre-screening ipecac?

  34. Hef probably told her to get them before her and Bristol do the Mother/Daughter Playboy Pictorial. A Xmas gift for the conservative on your gift list!

  35. [re=594120]comicbookguy[/re]: Hm, sort of like how the brief rumors of Clinton with Streisand didn’t last because that was an alleged affair with a woman no one would want to sleep with.

    [re=594195]V572625694[/re]: It’s also achievable with extra internal support; just not naturally.

  36. [re=594081]JMP[/re]: Pushing 50 and having presumably breast-fed at least four and more likely five kids. If those were original she’d be tucking them into her waistband by now.

    Too bad she wasn’t at the Kentucky Derby, I’d have been curious to see what monstrosity of a hat she’d pick out.

  37. If she’s buying plastic surgery, she’s definitely running for President in 2012. I wonder how Romney and the Huskster will respond?

  38. [re=594075]EdFlinstone[/re]: “…a hockey mom and a pitbull?…”

    I hope this somehow means that she’s getting 6 implants.

  39. Personally, I think Mrs. Lady Ex-Governor has already been to the skin tailor to get her face did. Ever since she came out with her “book” she’s looked slightly pointy-er. It only makes sense that her next step would be to get her puppies perked.

  40. Didn’t expect them to own a racehorse, they don’t fit in with the horsey set. tractor pulls or a nascar sponsorship would seem more likely. then she would be the belle at the ball. i do however approve of the sweater puppies.

  41. I think I saw it in speakers contract just after “The private aircraft MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger” something about “New boobs must be “C” or larger”

  42. As one of many intrepid ghey commenters here, I can safely say that Snowbilly’s rock ’em-sock ’em robots do not interest me in the slightest. However, I will say that the scoop neck top with entirely too much ruching she’s wearing in order to accentuate her newborns is exceedingly tackorama.

  43. [re=594098]ManchuCandidate[/re]: >a foreign character on her ankle

    Any letter other than “I” would probably fit that bill.

  44. [re=594068]Beatrix[/re]: Nah, there’s too much space between the boobs. Those garments squish up and together your boobies so they look like two mellons in a sling and thrust forward for presentation. I vote for sassy silicone.

  45. [re=594110]WhatTheHeck[/re]: I think Todd’s concern is riding him. The problem is in regular cowgirl mode she could knock his teeth out with those. In the reverse cowgirl she could be smacking him in the nuts.

  46. Doesn’t look like a boob job to me. It looks more like they chose two pics that don’t show her boobs very well and then compared then with a picture that does so they could make a bogus claim.

  47. [re=594098]ManchuCandidate[/re]: “A foreogn character”, say, on her ankle, or coyly peeping out from the neckline of Piper’s top that SP swiped, there in that picture…

    Elmer Fudd would be appropriate.

  48. I can see Russia from her left nipple?
    Too big to fail?

    Gosh, now that Sarah is a “feminist,” comments about her breasts seem sexist and immature.

  49. [re=594107]Crank Tango[/re]: “Well, she’s a Maverack!”


    (Whatever my failings, Neilist is prepared to acknowledge excellence.)

  50. Wonkette you just got to include this picture – it absolutely shows Sarah as flat as Piper on the beach in Hawaii. She had big boobs BEFORE this picture.

    The tundra tart must be wearing an extremely padded bra because before the Hawaii beach pic she had “boobs” then also too. Notice there is no cleavage in the Belmont pic taken just a few days ago – if they really were that big there would be some cleavage it seems. Reminds me of thet “pregnancy” photo just a few weeks before she “gave birth” to Trig in which she padded her stomach with a an obviously square shaped pillow. LOL

  51. [re=594081]JMP[/re]: Beg to differ. Have you checked out Helen Mirren and Susan Sarandon? As one of those women who spend 37% of their time evaluating other women’s ta-ta’s, I can state categorically (with no direct knowledge, of course) that those two actresses still have great (unenhanced) ta-ta’s.

  52. My money’s on the undies and the shirt.

    The woman I know best seems to change breast sizes several times a week and nothing in the Sarah pictures I’ve seen indicate statistical abnormality. But we’ll need to see better photo evidence to know for sure … maybe someone can knock her over onto her back (and please try to make it hurt) while a confederate takes some snaps.

  53. I vote for architecture by Victoria’s Secret. Her original 46-year-old boobies are shriveled up and hanging inside sculptured 21st century foam shells strapped to her chest. No woman with five kids has tits that are so absolutely, utterly … matching.

    [re=594351]yellowdogdem[/re]: No amount of exercise can make breasts as large as the ones owned by Sarandon and Mirren remain perky at their age. They might not have been enhanced in size, since the originals were more than adequate, but they certainly were nipped and tucked to remain at full mast. Gravity makes no allowances for Academy Awards.

  54. [re=594389]Crankenstank[/re]:

    I’m sure that’d be a natural desire for someone who has just watched the birth of her second grandchild. :D

  55. Most important is the middle photo. That was taken when she was pretending to be SIX MONTHS PREGNANT with a fifth and every woman after the first one or two, pops out right away, but funny, old “tight abs” Palin didn’t even show.

    hmmmmm…..for more go to palingates dot com

  56. Who is she trying to convince? Right wingers already ride her dick all day, and who on the left is supposed to be swayed by middle-aged fake titties?

  57. [re=594287]4tehlulz[/re]: very nice.

    [re=594116]Pbftt[/re]: Well, that’s possible. Especially in the first picture, if she’s wearing a sports bra.

    My vote’s for: good underwire, fairly low body fat %age and relatively high rackage look b/c of lack of back fat/belly roll.

    I normally don’t objectify women, but there’s not a brain in that head, which technically, makes her an object.

    She is wiley though (as are my houseplants that know to turn toward the sun): the outfits are right on the edge of showing a bit but-not-offending-fundies too much.

  58. At the risk of being fair, the first two pictures prob show her in jogging bras. Which, is perfect, considering Palin is a uniboob. For sure, she is not nursing the First Dude…because that would be GW, right? And there’s no profit in that arrangement for Ms. P., no how. That said, I wouldn’t rule out her springing for a pair for Todd.

  59. I just wanted to check in and post in this soon to be famous internet blog page before it hits the Sara Palin Facebook news, which is a more followed news source than all the networks combined during the day I’m sure. Maroons, all of us.

  60. Time for Todd to get a codpiece to keep up with his lady. That and some Harley gear or Ed Hardy swag. Either way, these two are becoming caricatures of lucky white lotto winners. (Or as we used to politely say up in the Great Pacific Northwest…..”negro rich”.

  61. [re=594501]peggynoonansrickshaw[/re]: Photobomb!

    Also, this woman can afford a freaking race horse but she can’t hire someone who knows how to build a decent fence? Yeah, I want someone like that in charge of public affairs.

  62. [re=594351]yellowdogdem[/re]: Thanks for reminding me of Helen Mirren’s breasts. Unsafe for work at any age.

    And anything over a mouthful is a waste anyway.

  63. The outrage at Palin as thoroughbred owner continues to rear its head, so just to reiterate…

    Sarah Palin does not own Belmont Stakes show finisher First Dude.

  64. Does anyone at Wonkette have the phone number for the journalist who moved next door to Palin? Ask him to stop looking in Piper’s bedroom, and get to grips with the boobs.

  65. [re=594123]harry palmer[/re]: Come-on, don’t tell me you wouldn’t stick your dick in those mashed potatoes? She may be retarded, but those new titties ain’t retarded.

    (kudos to my mac’s spell checker which actually corrected the word ‘titties’)

  66. [re=594357]Diana Davies[/re]: Exactly what most republican men a looking for; other than a hard penis in the third stall from the left in the Minneapolis Airport.

  67. Twenty-four thousand views in a 6 1/2 hours. What is the obsession with breasts? I’ve got breasts, and I don’t see the appeal. Every morning I strap those puppies in and I’m good to go. I only think about them during sex, when it’s nice to have them, or when they get in the way, when it’s a pain (or painful) to have them.

    Other than that, meh. But in a way I guess it’s nice that you boys admire them so. But I will never understand why. I mean, sure, I stare at men’s crotches allatime, almost all hetero women do you might like to know, but I’m not sure a closeup of Johnny Depp’s crotch would get 24,000 views in 6 hours. Hmmm. Maybe it would. Never mind.

  68. So now that three female journalists agree Sarah went for a long walk to the barn doctor we can all feel comfortable that

    a/ either Sarah is going to become a pole dancer in the near future.

    b/ A more invigorated politician.

    c/ A more invigorated public mess

    d/ A more invigorated wife to play with dough husband.

    e/ Demi Moore’s new best friend and future screen partner ducking bullets, bad guys and all those men watching her heave and sweat on the big screen.

  69. [re=594738]Katydid[/re]: Under the best circumstances, 75% of men are emotionally 14 years old. Here it’s closer to 100%, but surely you noticed that.

  70. [re=594828]arewethereyet[/re]: I don’t mind, I’m glad for the attraction…I just don’t understand the huge fuss. I wish I could, but breasts are just there. If I found them attractive I could have a lot more fun with myself.

    I mean I like to look at the bulge in a guy’s pants, and his legs, and his ass, and his shoulders, and it’s kinda automatic, but it’s not like I zero in on the bulge and it’s not like the guy sees me staring, unless I want him to. I guess you just can’t compare the two (five?) things. I don’t know of any guy who wouldn’t be flattered to notice me staring at his crotch, and it’s not always the same to catch a guy staring at your chest, even though it’s flattering when you think about it. It’s just not comparable, I guess.

  71. [re=594738]Katydid[/re]: As a male, I can’t say I can explain the attraction, but I can tell you I do love them. And although I am 56, in my own mind when it comes to sex I think I am 19.

  72. Two women were running in the Republican governor primary race. One was pro life but anti gun. The other was for choice but was pro gun. Which one did the Republican voters choose?

    The one with the biggest rack of course.

    Take that, you lower 48, chardonnay sippin’, Volvo drivin’, MSNBC watchin’, librul femi-nazis!!!!

  74. She doesn’t own the horse, does she? As I read the article, she attended the race because the horse was named after her husband, not because she owned it.

  75. [re=595461]jennx[/re]: Yeah, it’s from one of those trigbirther sites like palingates or palindeceptions. I think the latter. Those sites spent a lot of time looking at pictures of her um, torso. I mean like, a LOT.

  76. And the problem is. . . . . .

    Why are liberals/Leftist/Progressives so obsessed with boobs?
    You have a ton of them in your Leftist party.

  77. [re=595734]Lurker[/re]: More to the point, how low will those tatas go without serious bra help? Practically hitting her bellybutton, looks like. Nice she can afford a good bra now.

  78. Sarah Palin is a MILF and a GILF. The left is very is jealous because their women look like Helen Thomas and Hillary Clinton (oh that’s disgusting).

  79. You guys haven’t been very observant. She’s always had a great set of knockers but she been able to hide them behind loose and baggy clothes. The red outfit: the same boobs but with a sports bra. The brown outfit: so baggy she could be 6-7 months pregnant. It wasn’t until Belmont that she wore something that let everything hang out. She’s always been a knockout. Most of the above negative comments by men were either made by women using men’s names or homosexuals who wish they had Sarah’s bosoms so their boyfriends could have something “big” to play with.

  80. Jeez, why do people believe everything on the internet without checking.

    First most importantly, that is NOT Sarah Palin. That’s Lisa Ann (the porn star) from Nailin’ Palin fame.

    Please learn to verify and well do a little resesearch (and try using your eyes)about anything on the internet. Another thing, this could have been photoshopped onto a pic of Palin, and may well be done in the near future. However, if you are graphics smart and have a graphics program such as Photoshop you can determine if it is real or photoshopped. That is if you have good eyes and the tech know how.

    Like Alice came to understand, everything is not as it seems.

    Papa Ray

  81. Those shirred t-shirt tops do tend to accentuate the positive. It’s the kind of thing that young A- and B-cups wear to look bustier.

    I suspect that Sister Sarah is also wearing a seriously engineering bra with mondo padding and that the Runner’s World photo may be “digitally enhanced” and/or she was wearing a sports bra to keep the girls down.

    I think she’s had a lot of other work done (by a very good because very subtle cosmetic surgeon) and it was done during the time she completely disappeared from public view, but to me the jury is still out on the boobs.

  82. I’m not saying that Sarah didn’t have work done, but Sarah was always well endowed with nice large full breasts… look at an old bathing suit photo of her, back when she was an Alaskan beauty queen. Easily found on “google images”… search sarah palin bathing suit and look at her in the red one piece suit, not the photo shopped bikini with a gun in her hand!
    Not sure if they allow a link here:

  83. After all, O’bama seemed like a good person while he was campaigning and now he’s prooving he and his cabinet are nothing more than Socialists. The facts on his actions speak alot more than a photo of a former vice presidential candidate. Visual looks don’t necessarily mean the “truth” your thinking. Maybe “we” should check out a conspiracy to see if Victoria Secret invented the wonder bra which adds 2 cup sizes ? The article was probably written by a male or a jelous lesbian!!
    Why aren’t we/you writing about the corrupt members of the cabinet, the Chicago Climate Exchange and the members of that board (treason is a word that comes to mind).
    And, while we’re on the subject of crooked people, maybe Tipper Gore is divorcing “Weird Al” because she can’t put up with the lies and deceipt he’s trying to sell?
    The world is screwed up and some people can be entertained and distracted with nonsence.

  84. This doesn’t even make sense. In classic liberal style you’re taking photos of baggy clothing and comparing them to tighter clothing and creating something out of context of the photos. We have much bigger fish to fry you morons, now pull your heads out of your asses and start paying attention to some of the real issues.

  85. [re=598407]republican[/re]: start paying attention to some of the real issues.

    Focus on SPACE, libtards, the UNITED STATES of SPACE!!1!

  86. No,Palin did NOT buy the race horse “First Dude.” She was at the races (Belmont-first Dude was in The Belmont Stake) when pictures were snapped. Just goes to show how the media doesn’t exactly do their homework before reporting and asking stupid questions. FIREST DUDE: Owner: Double Diamond Farm Breeder: Donald R. Dizney The horse is out of the mare ‘Run Sarah Run” and was named after what she calls her husband ‘First Dude.’ She should buy him. He may wind up running in the BC classic. His stud career is probably set and it would be a good PR move and the industry could use a boost with the economy the way it is.

    Her Boobs…don’t care. It’s still a free country and she can buy whatever she wants, it’s still HER money she is making!

  87. Enough!, Socialist screed-mongers. Try looking up Socialism and learning something about it. Hey, Republican, love the holier-than-thou. You had to create an account to post here. That really puts you in the serious issues’ drivers seat. Photoshop, anyone?

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