World's Sexiest Men Gather For Rush Limbaugh's Fourth Wedding
Beloved American comedian Rush Limbaugh met a lady while he was divorcing his third wife a few years back, and now that new lady is Limbaugh's fourth wife. Exciting! But how do you make such a special once-every-couple-of-years event even more exciting? If you're Rush Limbaugh, you pay One Million Dollars to a very famous singer and piano player who is also very famously homosexual and British and a gay-marriage supporter and AIDS activist -- and that's how, we guess, Sir Elton John wound up performing at Limbaugh's latest wedding. But the sexiest men at the Miami occasion were the guests.Karl Rove, Fred Thompson, Sean Hannity, Rudy Giuliani, Clarence Thomas ... it wouldn't have been any more fantastic if God Himself decided to rain burning poison shit from the sky, forever. And if you're one of those people who didn't figure out around 1992 that James Carville is an amoral scumbag, then perhaps you would've been surprised to see Carville and his Bride of Frankenstein enjoying the festivities. In other words, happy nuptials, Rush! Let's hope this is your last wedding! [ People Magazine ]There will be primary contests in a dozen states tomorrow! That's a lot of primaries! Be sure to vote, or not. It's a small price to pay for getting called to jury duty every goddamned couple of months. [ Huffington Post ]
Asia stocks dropped to 14-month lows, Europe is going to collapse again, etc., but maybe everything's "fine" as banks haven't totally stopped lending to each other, yet, as they did two years ago when the Great Recession began. [ Bloomberg / AP ]
