Comedy time again, as long as you can laugh at an oil-drenched seabird who can’t get back to its wetlands nesting site to feed its babies, stupid bird! Sarah Palin has a hilarious new Facebook message that will, probably, end up being BP’s actual legal defense, which the Supreme Court will eventually rule in favor of, 5-4, in 2021: “Extreme deep water drilling is not the preferred choice to meet our country’s energy needs, but your protests and lawsuits and lies about onshore and shallow water drilling have locked up safer areas. It’s catching up with you. The tragic, unprecedented deep water Gulf oil spill proves it.” Yeah she’s kind of got a point there!
Would it be sad if a Polar Bear chewed off her arms? Yes, because she’d just peck out these twitters and facebooks with her face. Or make Willow do it, from a window, for Fox News:
Radical environmentalists: you are damaging the planet with your efforts to lock up safer drilling areas. There’s nothing clean and green about your misguided, nonsensical radicalism, and Americans are on to you as we question your true motives.
10-4, SarahPAC! Drill over here so we won’t have to fight them over there! [Idiotbook]
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It was only a matter of time.
“Americans are on to you as we question your true motives.”
McCarthy-like, that Sarah Palin.
Ken…why do you hate our collective weekend?
OMFG, americans are onto me! my true motives are in question! i confess, i did it all for rosebuds! and catnip! and cat naps! and cheesecake! and one of those things over there! put down that mama grizzly, babble spass! oh, lady teabag, spare me, i beseech thee! oh, the pain, the pain…
Um yeah, how horrible wanting real regulations and safety equipment that BP was too fucking lazy/cheap/assholish to want or use.
Time to guzzle some vintage 1989 oil’ade from the Exxon Valdez, Talibunny.
[re=591798]Snarkalicious[/re]: No kidding! Is he so upset about Jim leaving that he’s burning down the entire fucking weekend? Dude, go snatch some desert crosses and feel better.
She’s not even fun to laugh at anymore, she is such a cunt and people will regurgitate this shit and it will become right-wing truth. Sigh.
She should about shallowness.
Hmm. An interesting look at the myriad issues facing our nation as we wrestle with alternatives for sustainable energy for our future.
Also, fuck that cunt.
Sorry, I ain’t got no snark, just a hearty “Fuck you, Sarah Palin.”
Wow…Now we can look forward to another “liberal voice” in the Post-Partisan section of the Washington Postt telling us that “Sarah Palin has a point”…Great, I can hardly wait…
Stupid is like a cockroach — it can live on almost nothing for years, and will survive a nuclear holocaust. And for every one you see, there’s probably a hundred you don’t see.
Up next on Snowbilly’s FB page: An explanation of why Al Sharpton is to blame for the N-word and watermelon references on teabagging protest signs.
This is the classic wife beater, “you made me hit you” defense.
Except the dirty little secret is that there is not much near coastal oil left in that area of the gulf. The oil companies agreed to such restrictions because those areas are already tapped out. Perhaps there is near coastal oil off some coastal states, but none left in LA, TX, and MS.
Drill, baby, Fail!
What I love about SP is she consistently justifies the use of the term “horrible cunt.”
Thanks, you horrible cunt!
Vomit. Vomit, vomit, vomit. In a vomitorium. With vomit-colored draperies, a vomit carpet, vomit ottomans, a vomit chaise lounge, and a fountain swirling with chocolate- and blood-colored vomit. Walking over heated-vomit floors, using vomit towels, and eventually leaving via a doorway across which spills rivulets of vomit. Which plunges one into a lava-laced pool of flaming vomit.
Now do you get it?
You tell ‘em, Sarah. Prior to April 20, 2010, you were always so vocal in your opposition to offshore drilling and in your concern for the environment that I was ready to soak a caribou in North Shore Crude and burn it as a sacrifice in your honor.
The only consolation is, John McCain is going to burn in hell for eternity because of this screechy ignoramus.
I don’t think I can take much more of this. I woke up to horrible pictures of dying pelicans covered in oil on the teevee and now I have to endure more insane bullshit spewing from the mouth of this retard from Wasilla?
Wake me when the hole is plugged, and by that I mean the ugly one on the Palin’s face.
Sarah’s just grumpy because the birds soaked in oil look like mini mooses (meese? moose?) and she’s too busy eating Cheetos to pack up Todd and Trig and Tripp and Triceratops and load them in the helicopter for a family vacation/shooting spree in the gulf.
I’d like to take that bitch to the beach at Dauphin Island. Drink a bit, catch some rays, hold her head under the oily water…..
She should know about shallow waters.
There, I finally got it right.
What time is it?
Beer-O-clock!
Thank Dog they stock the fridge with beer where I work.
Yeah she’s kind of got a point there!
And when she piles her hair up like that, nobody even notices.
Dammit … wonkette HAD to sneak one more … just one … Palin item in before it shuts down for the week-end. And we thought we were free and clear.
My hands may not be large enough to strangle Arizona, but… all I’m saying is something needs strangling pronto.
Her latest Facebook is a love letter to her old high school coach, who made her, Todd, and America what it is today:
“Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming.” – Coach John Wooden
Can I extrapolate from this and say this is all the fault of the ragheads?
As a stupid cunt, I would like to separate myself from Mrs Palin; Mrs Palin is making us look even worse in her efforts to achieve Void.
Sometimes my cat makes that same facial expression, with his tongue protruding and eyes half closed. But he’s not a lying cunt, so it’s kinda cute.
[re=591818]blinky_twinkie[/re]: i wouldn’t dare eat a twinkie after that, i don’t think it’d stay down.
I guess the idea that a rig closer to shore, or on land, could have an accident has literally never occurred to her. I repeat: LITERALLY NEVER OCCURRED TO HER. She is that fucking stupid.
Let me be the first to say, “shut the fuck up you stupid cunt.”
[re=591852]BarackMyWorld[/re]: The Mexican well blowout was at 124 feet in shallow water. She doesn’t know about things outside of Real America I guess.
[re=591838]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Are they hiring? Beer at work? Ummmm….
[re=591847]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Fucking dinosaurs. Turning into oil and then spurting out all over the mammals and birds that evolved and left them behind to die. Some kind of fucking dinosaur Doomsday Device, that’s what oil is.
“Cuntagogue.” I just want you people to remember that I INVENTED IT.
I actually had a horrible dream the other night of the oil covered birds being unable to fly. I woke up in a cold sweat and couldn’t go back to sleep. I guess I deserve it, since I am not an American.
[re=591852]BarackMyWorld[/re]: I think the thought process is that if they drill closer to shore on on land, if something would go wrong, it would be easier to nuke it.
[re=591838]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: You work at a 7-11?
Yeah, this was humorous like three days ago when it came out – (jeepers).
Meanwhile Boner needs a Beatle to apologize for * enter song name\lyric* here;
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/04/john-boehner-paul-mccartney_n_601102.html
Shut up, Sarah. If you don’t, I will personally stuff your face into that hole to shut the both of you up, and get my life back.
Love,
B. W. Gravity, a Gulf Coast resident
PS: Alt-text win, Ken.
[re=591838]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: You a pilot with Northwest?
You are all misinformed. The physics of drilling for oil on land are completely different than the physics at sea. That is why there has never been an oil spill on land. Never.
i think she makes a fine point. where can i send my check to these poor, belabored “petro” companies?
In other news, Sarah Palin blames scientists for creation stories.
Sarah got that idea from Limbaugh who blamed the Sierra Club for the spill 2 weeks ago.
As someone once said of Jonah “Doughy Pantload” Goldberg, this is the stupidest thing she’s said until the next thing she says.
I would love to see someone discover oil under Lake Lucille a.k.a. the family swimming hole. How lovely to think of her and her goober brood looking out their windows at towering oil derricks and murky water. Then again, as snowbilly grifters, they’d probably think it was cool.
[re=591846]chascates[/re]: wtf yogi berra?
Sort of like a burglar blaming a homeowner for his theft, because the banks have locked up all the easy money in their vaults.
[re=591838]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: You work for the MMS?
[re=591812]LindsayBluth[/re]: This kind of reasoning we should call Palinetics, where you trasmute something’s opposite through the Bizarro Universe and then bring it back into ours. It has all kinds of revisionist wingtard uses, to name just a few:
Karl Marx caused the Great Depression.
Mahatma Ghandi caused World War II.
Abraham Lincoln caused slavery.
Bertrand Russell caused the Vietnam War.
Thomas Jefferson caused the South to secede.
Ralph Nader caused Chernobyl to explode.
Ronald Reagan caused unlimited prosperity with no consequences.
GW Shrub caused unlimited prosperity with no consequences.
Wake me when she blames planned parenthood for bristol getting knocked up.
I have a compromise that I’m sure the Quitter Governor of Alaska would go for. You can drill all you want, but each new drill site must have at least a 50 kiloton nuclear warhead placed on it. If there is a blow out, none of this bullshit faulty “Blowout Preventer” stuff. We simply light up the Alaska wilderness and seal the problem for a couple of thousand years.
Come on, you know Halaburton was working on this when Cheney was running the show.
Oily Taint.
Holy fuck, this cunt bucket has a two-bit reporter move next to her and she blows a head gasket. Listen sister Sarah, I’ll bet the rig workers will be able to see Piper changing Trig’s diapers mighty fine from atop a oil derrick next door. “Toad and his buddies” will have to build a mighty high fence.
She’s right… if it weren’t for all of you enviro-wacks we wouldn’t know just how truly fucked up this is going to make the environment and thus we wouldn’t CARE if some oil dripped into the ocean… seriously, ignorance is bliss an Palin is the happiest fuck in the universe.
I think we’re trying to plug the wrong hole.
Up next. Palin blames high unemployment on all those unemployed people.
Shrill, baby, shrill.
What is with people using cunt as an insult?
Oh, never mind. I can’t think of any sexual euphemisms that aren’t used pejoratively so maybe I’m just being hypersensitive. Still, I do find it disturbing. I really like those things.
[re=591904]Joshua Norton[/re]: that’s right.. why those unemployed people should just go out there and get jobs… look at her, she quit her job and found another right away!
[re=591838]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: We always said, what time is it? It’s beer-thirty!
Oh, and fuck you Sarah Palin, you fucking cunt. I hope WALNUTS! loses his Senate seat and goes the fuck away (he deserves to burn in hell for foisting this bitch on us), and I will savor the schadenfreude of watching Sarah Palin get even UGLIER as she gets older. Her dimwitted fans will move on to the next reality star once she no longer looks like a milf that gives them starbursts.
[re=591878]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: It’s part of the “Overton Window” school of mental activity so popular among fascist-leaning megamouths these days. They think that by being outrageous (usually by rehashing an utterly unoriginal tirade already spun off by someone else) they’re advancing their agenda, when in actuality they’re mostly succeeding in defenestrating themselves.
[re=591858]Neilist[/re]: Fucking brilliant, you are.
Jesus fucking christ on a cracker. Can we plug the fucking leak with her instead?
[re=591909]BeWoot[/re]: Honestly? I’d say it has it’s roots in mockery of the regressive apes on the right who find it to be an acceptable part of ‘Sunday clothin’ discourse. We’re not taking back the word, so much as we are a subset of the connotations it has come to carry, and re-applying those connotations where they really belong (i.e. Sarah Palin: Übercunt, or Jonah Goldberg: Dundercunt).
It is not enlightened, nor appropriate, nor productive. But, then again, neither is Übercunt.
[re=591909]BeWoot[/re]: what surprises me is anyone using it as a sexual term anymore.
[re=591924]Snarkalicious[/re]: Why did I just explain that? Negative 6 ‘iPhones’ for me.
Logic salad to go along with the usual word salad.
The Jews were also responsible because wouldn’t all move to China!
[re=591904]Joshua Norton[/re]: Someone who was supposedly an economics major once told me the New Deal prolonged the Great Depression because it created so many government jobs and unemployment benefits that private sector companies couldn’t expand because there was a labor shortage.
Damn, and I was still over on the Prescott thing. All of you got the good, funny comments.
I can only simply say, to what lengths will this evil, lying bitch go to keep her khunty face in front of that camera (any camera)? She spins so far and so fast that the curtains on her nether regions fly up and snatchy-flap her skull. That can’t be good for the tiny grain of ameoba excrement brain that floats around in there.
As I say, you all got the good, funny comments. I am left with this.
STFU SP!
[re=591909]BeWoot[/re]: I gotta agree. It’s hard to work up a lot of wrath about such a wonderful place. You Hammock in the Shade in the Back Yard…
Imagine how tickled she and her “people” were when they came up with this zinger. Is there an App for that?
[re=591909]BeWoot[/re]: How about “Yeast Infection”? It’s cunt-related, but I’m pretty sure no one has ever found pleasure in one.
How long did it take them to explain what “unprecedented” means? Or “gulf”.
Actually, it was Alaska-under-Palin raising taxes on oil production in Alaska that discouraged further production there and sent them all looking elsewhere. And the fact that Alaska made oil more expensive for everyone in the rest of the USA so they could have more muniez sounds awfully like wealth redistribution to me . . .
http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/06/sarah-palins-oily-finger-points-back-at.html
[re=591850]slappypaddy[/re]: That’s how I feel every time I read what she writes or hear what she says. She’s even more an embodiment of what Hannah Arendt called the banality of evil than Adolf Eichmann.
What a great way to start the weekend, with an overwhelming desire to stuff an oil-soaked bird in that woman’s mouth. Thanks a lot.
Now if someone would be so kind as to install oil platforms in her family’s swimmin’ hole and start drilling up as much sludge as they can. I’m sure it will be perfectly clean and safe. Seriously, I want the permit applications filed by Monday.
Sarah Palin’s tweets for next week, already revealed today!
http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/06/sarah-palins-next-tweets-already.html
OK, let’s apply some logic here. Even if we are to assume that drilling elsewhere is somehow “safer,” it’s not like it matters: Nobody actually knows how to stop an oil spill today. I mean, it’s not like oil drilling will ever become 100 percent risk free. So what difference does it make if oil spills in the gulf or someplace supposedly safer?
Let’s do a super naive news search. Palin…offshore drilling… from 2008 through 2009.
http://news.google.com/archivesearch?q=palin+offshore+drilling&as_ldate=2008&as_hdate=2009
Damn you, Google and your sly liberal factishness!!
Gov. Sarah Palin is America’s foremost authority on energy policy, especially as it pertains to national security; and, she is our leading expert on the safe, clean, efficient extraction of fossil fuel resources.
Oh just die in a hole somewhere, fraudcunt.
[re=591959]bigblueboo[/re]: LIES! She’s always been against drilling in Eastasia.
What we really need to do is drill for oil in Putin’s giant head. For the troops and the precious angel ‘tards.
[re=591972]x111e7thst[/re]: dry well.
It’s passed beer thirty and fuck you John mccain !!!!111!!11!!
Sarah makes sense. To anyone who doesn’t know how to use a google search…
http://www.anwr.org/images/pdf/ANWR_Palin_letter.pdf
Saranoia (thanks for the one, Keith!) strikes again. Next she’ll blame us anti-gun extremists for the murder rate, because we all know there are too many gun laws and the bad guys don’t obey them, also so Obama wants to take away all your you know guns and you know that if it weren’t for the conservative feminists standing up to those big old grizzly Democrats there would be more oil spilled on those abortion doctors who well um also because and I am Sarah Palin and for $100 I will approve this pack of lies.
[re=591930]Snarkalicious[/re]: no, that was good. that was oberhauptgut, even.
[re=591878]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: I don’t think anyone believed she came up with it herself. The woman does not have a thought, original or otherwise, in her head. And anyone else notice that since Palin’s pit stop in AZ, Jan Brewer is now wearing her hair in a bun like SP? They’re soul sisters…wait, they have no souls.
Is Sarah of a mind that Gulf Coast is getting a freebee of all the KY Jelly u need?
Remember, back in early to mid 2008, when “cunt” seemed like an unspeakably awful and misogynistic thing to call a woman, something so inappropriate and vile that you wouldn’t use it to refer to your worst enemy? Yeah, me neither…
Clearly, this never would’ve happened if Todd Palin hadn’t had to give up his job with BP by evil liberal reporters.
Also, 12 billion barrels a day sounds like a lot till you realize that the US uses over 200 Million barrels a day — 600 days’ supply. Except there aren’t an estimated 12 billion barrels in that region. The total amount anybody could reasonably get to is actually estimated at somewhere between 500M and 2B. In other words, between 1-3 months of our national oil needs. Not even a single Friedman unit worth.
The amount of oil in the vast gulf is tiny, like a drop in a swimming pool, or a lonely brain cell in Sarah’s inflated head.
So, and I ask this sincerely, is there oil just dying to burst forth from our pristine beaches up and down the coasts? I always assumed that much of the drilling was done offshore because that’s where the actual reservoirs were located, but I suppose a reservoir could be really big and shallow and stretch for hundreds of miles? So am I to believe that the same oil that was being pumped up on the Deep Water Horizon could easily be tapped on an on-shore location in Louisiana that isn’t, say, a wildlife refuge?
Is she a Creationist as well as a Pentecostal?
[re=591885]Crank Tango[/re]: CT: You have a point there, also. If PP hadn’t make abstinence education so unpopular…
[re=591888]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: “We simply light up the Alaska wilderness and seal the problem for a couple of thousand years.” You joke, but absolutely nothing is too fucking stupid for the conservatives to consider a bad idea.
[re=592004]zhubajie[/re]: “Is she a Creationist as well as a Pentecostal?” Pretty much, yes.
[re=591884]memzilla[/re]: Churchill did the Holocaust. That’s Pat Buchanan’s latest book, sold to conservadummies everywhere.
[re=591858]Neilist[/re]: Dude, get it submitted on Urban Dictionary ASAP. I submitted Mooselini (even though it was not my idea and I freely admit that) and it’s now on there! Act NOW!
As for what Sarah Palin is, about 4:30 in this scene…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VF8bXMEJFI
I blame Todd.
Either hes fucking her to much or not enough, or not at all.
[re=591909]BeWoot[/re]: How about “narcissistic bitch”? Takes longer to type but has the advantage of unequivocal accuracy.
Sarah Palin’s oily finger points back at herself – Why BP decided to drill offshore
http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/06/sarah-palins-oily-finger-points-back-at.html
Will you get a load of the comments on that page? “THANK YOU FOR TELLING THE TRUTH, *GOVERNOR*, ABOUT THOSE DAMN ENVIRONMENTALISTS AND THEIR EARTH-HATING IDEAS!”
I mean, sweet merciful heaven, how does the spin not register with these people?
I know what this is… Layne is taking out his rage and self-loathing for driving poor Newell into the gaping jaws of Gawker out on US. Leaving us here, alone with a shitload of horrible things to be depressed about, just like HE is; the light of his life moving on to add “poop” to the descriptions of barely-legal Hollywood starlets instead of half-witted political hacks.
Don’t drag us into your personal hell! Have you no shame, Ken? None?
efforts to lock up safer drilling areas
No you stupid fuck. The enviros have been pushing for NO new drilling… ANYWHERE. God-fucking-damnit I hate this woman.
[re=591942]Rock Ripsnort[/re]: I would derive a great deal of pleasure if Sara came down with a real sour dough loaf baking in her cunt.
I used to at least be able to take solace in the fact that I’d outlive the fucking wingnuts, and at least see some progress in my old age. Here they are, less than a generation behind me, pulling the same shit my parents did. Us boomers failed bigtime.
You know this woman is amazing, she has turned being a retard into a cash generating machine. Little Trig has a big career future in following in Mommy’s footsteps.
I want to kick this cunt in the teeth.
Krill, Baby, Brain
Up is down, black is white, grass is blue, sky is green, war is peace, Sarah is Smart…
[re=592094]Beowoof[/re]: Look a lot of people thought The Archies and The Monkees were real bands. She’s only as prominent as her handlers allow her to be. “Drill, Baby, Drill” will be her epitaph, and I, for one, frankly enjoy watching her squirm to remain “relevant.” Note how she’s really scared to even criticize Environmentalism, preferring to couch her opposition to “radicals,” so as not to offend. She knows that her stay-at-home Mom base are concerned about oily beaches. She’s pretty much toast.
So by this logic the jews are to blame for the hollocost because they were jews? And the sad thing is, I actualy know people who will agree with her. I don’t like them, but I know them. How does she sleep at night?
[re=591852]BarackMyWorld[/re]: I guess she never heard of that little oil spill off the coast of Mexico in shallow water that took ten months to stop – and, again, that was ten months and the thing was in shallow water.
Anyone that listens to that idiotic cunt deserves a damn oil spill in their front yard and a good swift kick in the groin.
[re=592110]Mr Blifil[/re]: I hope so. Truly, she is a yeast infected cunt and I don’t mean that in a good way.
[re=592004]zhubajie[/re]: Um, yes. In mathematical terms:
Pentecostalist ⇔ Creationist ■
Let me try this:
The G20 protestors are responsible for Chinese factory workers committing suicide.
The SPCA causes pro football players to breed dogs to fight.
Amnesty International is the reason Abu Ghriab had torture going on.
Have I got it right?
Given that Obama is at fault for Dick Cheney’s old company being fuckwadded incompetent is there any circumstance under which a republican can possibly be responsible for anything? Anything at all?
[re=591885]Crank Tango[/re]: [re=592030]rocktonsammy[/re]: Perhaps there’s something vile in the water of Wasilla – and this Killa from Wasilla will use that as an excuse…
How long before she’s as irrelevant as Harold Stassen?
[re=592020]Maus[/re]: If she’s a Creationist, why doesn’t she want to take care of Creation? I know, none of them do, but why?
[re=592094]Beowoof[/re]: Ivan Stang once wrote “talk like a dumbshit and they’ll treat you like an equal.”
[re=591909]BeWoot[/re]: It’s a briticism. I personally enjoy cunts.
[re=591904]Joshua Norton[/re]: She might have a point there, after all, if the unemployed would just go get books ghost written for them, they would have millions, saving the government billions in unemployment benefits while increasing tax revenue.
I’m surprised that the Heritage Foundation has not put out a paper on this.
[re=591937]stew[/re]: Actually, in 1949, the Jewish Agency made some kind of deal with Chairman Mao and all the Western Jews in China were deported/repatriated/whatever to Israel. The historic Kaifeng community was not sent away. I actually had a chance once to hear about it from someone who took part as a 13 year old.
[re=592121]the wiz[/re]: Pat Buchanan.
“Extremism in defense of the environment is no virtue; extremism in search of energy is no vice.” Darwin? Audubon? Rachel Carson? Goldwater? Gore?
‘… all you’re doing is outsourcing energy development, which makes us more controlled by foreign countries’
All hail our Canadastani overlords.
Somebody fence her face.
[re=592170]Darkness[/re]: And doctors make cigarettes cuuse cancer.
Hey, it’s not like an extra day of school will make moneymonger Palin smarter….
And if the Earth hadn’t worn such a short skirt, she wouldn’t have been raped.
Jebus fucking christ on a crutch.
Let’s take her down to the Gulf and slap her around on the sand and see how absorbent she is. Or we could use that giant empty skull of her’s as a plug.
Although it is obvious to me that trying to wrap my head around the logic here is a waste of my time, but, of course, why would I be commenting on wonkette if I didn’t have time to waste, soooo….When she says that “extreme deep water” drilling is a result of ‘safer” areas being closed to drilling, I take that to mean that the safer areas are not as deep. Now because I know a thing or two about water, I would guess that these shallower areas are closer to land, in which case–How could they POSSIBLY be safer?! What an asshole.
STFU-STFU-STFU-STFU-STFU-STFU-STFU
the fact that this woman even has a platform, whether people take her seriously or not, just the fact that she has a platform should really give you some idea of how fucked we actually are. ALSO.
The oil spill happened on April 20 (Hitler’s birthday) and Sarah Palin said this on June 4, so now we know exactly how long it took her to figure out how to blame this on environmentalists: 45 days.
Isn’t that the woman whose an expert on foreign policy because she can see Russia from her house? Her brain-farts are starting to make those of Bush Jr look wise by comparison.
Hey, seriously, doesn’t this thing look worse than it’s looked before:
http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_internet/globalbp/globalbp_uk_english/incident_response/STAGING/local_assets/html/Skandi_ROV2.html
Ah yes, once again the spawn of Satan utters complete foolishness. A quitter grifter trailor trash with a gubmint subsidized potato stuck up her ass.
Would someone sell Alaska back to Russia already?
[re=592004]zhubajie[/re]: [re=592141]President Beeblebrox[/re]: She’s a creationist, a Pentacostalist, and married to an Alaskan Nationalist. And since the vice presidency wasn’t incompatible with that, why, a few barrels of oil swirling around the Mexican Ocean shouldn’t be a problem either.
Some day, the earth will open up and swallow this cuntagogue, and turn her into natural gas.
Screw the pelicans. They don’t drive, right? And wait ’til the BP Atlantis rig, which is basically uninspected and the gulf’s largest, lets loose a few billion gallons during the next El Nino inconvenience. Tony the twit will have to lose even more of his pretty face then. He only appears when he’s not sucking Haley Barbour’s chubby prick.
“Remember, this only happened because you fought the easier option.” Best of all, she can use the same speech when talking to rape victims!
[re=592586]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Christ, it looks like the earth’s mantle has the shits!
I keep waiting for a house to land on her.
[re=593199]NJB[/re]: I keep waiting for a house to land on her.
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I thought that too. Thing is, even after being “housed”, we’d never get those shoes off her.
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