Colorado Democrat Andrew Romanoff released a shocking, violent email from White House deputy chief of staff Jim Messina that nakedly, brutally mentioned three jobs potentially available if Romanoff didn’t run in the primary against current Democratic Senator Michael Bennet. Why did this gangster White House Chicago thugs think it was “good” for the existing Democrat senator to avoid a primary that would make it harder to keep the seat in November? Only Satan and Reagan and all other American political leaders in history know for sure, but it appears that Romanoff — who couldn’t run again for his state House seat because of term limits — applied for some USAID job in Mexico through a website, and then he didn’t get it (?!?!), and then he was all “well I’ll show that website I’ll just run for my fellow Democrat Michael Bennet’s seat in the Senate, nobody will notice.” The Politico has called for Barack Obama’s death by firing squad. [ColoradoPols.com/ABC News/Washington Post] - Rick Lazio, best know for being savagely beaten by Hillary Clinton for the Senate seat from New York about forty years ago, won an ugly/dumb fight for the GOP nomination for governor. At least he beat the weird Teabagger dude! [New York Times]
- A spy/knight sent by the Queen of England somehow infiltrated the White House and was quickly given a “Gershwin Award” by Barack Obama, who was supposed to be plugging the danged hole. Why won’t “Sir Paul McCartney” renounce BP? [WSJ Speakeasy]
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Oooopsie.
“Former Andre Bauer Advisor Says He Had Affair With Nikki Haley”
http://www.wciv.com/news/stories/0610/742220.html
the romanoff dynasty is dead.
too early in the morning, that’s the best i can do. time for a breakfast of tea and beetles dipped in molasses (motifs in keeping with our times).
BUSTED!
[re=590217]S.Luggo[/re]: Well, now that Newell is gone, I guess it’s kosher here at Wonkett to call her a “slut”.
[re=590217]S.Luggo[/re]: Every ugly guy she pity fucks in the office/on the campaign trail only makes we want to vote for her harder. Although it must be said that Larry Marchant strikes the “very handsome man” pose much better than I could.
Why has Andrew Romanoff not taken a picture since high school graduation, at Olin Studios?
Why does he look like Elvis?
Why does the Republican Party still hate Elvis?
Sleestak and now this, maybe the White House should start referring to ‘Transparancy Lite’ these days…
Someone should offer Nikki Haley a job.
[re=590217]S.Luggo[/re]: Disseminate, inseminate… Republican ideas amount to the same thing … in the end.
Sir Paul is smitten (gay) with Obama.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2010/06/paul-mccartney-obama-is-a-great-guy.html#tp
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Why won’t “Sir Paul McCartney” renounce BP?
Because he needs all that petroleum to make the plastic cds and phonographs records of a few million more copies of “The Long and Winding Road”.
[re=590227]plowman[/re]: Sorry, but what Barry’s done has been grade school shit compared to W. When Barry starts a war for the shits & giggles, outs a CIA agent because he is mad at their spouse, or helps a bunch of cronies de-regulate a whole industry which wipes out an entire region of the US, then I’ll start getting my dander up.
Wait, politics involves making deals?
[re=590217]S.Luggo[/re]: Andre Bauer? The dude from Homicide: Life on the Streets? I love that guy!
Sir Paul still has a lot to atoning to do because of ‘Wings’.
Good to see our glorious media continues its great tradition of pretending normal politics is illegal when a Democratic President engages in it; maybe next they’ll find some perfectly legal land deal Obama lost money in and pretend it was shady to the point the Republicans appoint a special prosecutor to investigate.
The Wall Street Journal headline, “Paul McCartney Rocks the White House”, lies; Sir Paul has not rocked anything since 1970. OK, maybe “Live and Let Die”, but all of his other solo work has been banal crap.
[re=590263]JMP[/re]: In truth if you pick apart the best Beatles work, most of the best song’s were John’s. Paul always had that unhealthy appetite for English music-hall drivel. On “Revolver,” for instance, compare “Eleanor Rigby” to “I’m Only Sleeping.”
[re=590243]chascates[/re]:
Who knew?
[re=590243]chascates[/re]: Win! Since it comes as such a shock to the right wing gasbags that the President is generally considered to also be the head of his party, and that a party that wants to continue to hold office needs to nominate candidates who may actually get elected, perhaps they should consult with Karl Rove. He did an OK job at that.
When Mr. Rove starts advising on removing US Attorneys for political reasons, however, they best tell him to STFU.
Shouldn’t that be Andrew “Ivan” Romanoff? Where’s the birf certificate?
Dude looks more like Anastasia Romanoff to me.
What aspect/nuance of this is not pure politics? I can’t see this as anything more than the right whining and stamping their feet about the democrats actually exercising legitimate power. I’ll grant it typically works to castrate the democrats when they do this.
wish I had a fucking job
[re=590409]chaste everywhere[/re]: I think he goes by Noodles.
Still waiting patiently for MY crack at Nikki…
I would think McCartney has some expertise when it comes to fixing a hole.
[re=590258]TGY[/re]: Oh, I don’t know. Band On The Run was a damn fine album.
I knew a girl named Nikki. I guess you could say she was a sex fiend.
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