Is GOP Senate Candidate Mark Kirk a Secret Gay Homosexual?

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I'm coming out, I want the world to know, got to let it show ....How many days since the last prominent anti-Gay Republican got outed as a Secret Homosexual? Several! So it’s time to report on the latest gay-hypocrite rumors, this time about Illinois Republican Mark Kirk, who is running for Barack Obama’s old Senate seat from Illinois. According to a blogger who “outs” the closeted gay Republicans who vote against the interests/rights of gay people, Mark Kirk prefers his sexytime with other gay men. But Kirk has already denied this, to the Politico even, so let’s just take him at his word and put these scurrilous rumors to rest. [TowelRoad/OnTop]

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84 comments

  1. Native of SL UT

    Wasn’t this guy some kind of war hero and Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year too?

  2. ManchuCandidate

    [re=588798]facehead[/re]:
    Don’t need to. He’s doing a great job nuking himself.

  3. nappyduggs

    Is there some study that correlates the vehemence of homosexual denial, self-loathing, and tendency towards kink? Knowing a little of his track record coupled with his “wilting flower” looks leads one to believe he is somewhere between “Russian Salad” parties and heavy fisting of the ol’ rusty bullet hole.

  4. ttommyunger

    I asked him personally at a fund raiser last week. He said “Kiss me and I’ll tell you!” He later added “It isn’t gay if you don’t give a reach-around>”

  5. What Fresh Hell is This?

    He looks damned spritely. Can spritely people serve in the Senate?

  6. Berkeley Bear

    Kirk’s having a rough week, between this and being exposed as a serial liar about his military exploits and all. Where’s Lindsay Graham to console a hurting man in uniform when you need him?

    Also, what is it with two of the more effeminate dudes on the Hill being high ranking Reservists? Is this optional or mandatory, and, if the latter, has anyone told Charlie Crist?

  7. lochnessmonster

    Should this alleged allegation prove to be true, I always thought there was something “off” about the guy ever since he began in politics…not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    PS: Do I want to know what that white stuff is coming out of his mouth?

  8. YRUretarded

    Omg, Wonkette! You are so gross. But at least you didn’t post about the herpes infested candidate running for treasurer in South Carolina.

  9. user-of-owls

    Not to read anything into it, but his campaign is being sued for unauthorized used of copyrighted music by The Weather Girls.

  10. user-of-owls

    [re=588810]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]:

    LOU GRANT: Are you spritely? I hate spritely.

  11. thehelveticascenario

    [re=588810]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: They’re delegated to the House, e.g. Kucinich. But if you’ve only got a spritely name like Elwyn Tinklenberg, you’re out.

  12. Bearbloke

    [re=588806]nappyduggs[/re]: Die Partei ReThuglikanischer keeps membership rolls, right? There’s your study!

    [re=588810]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: Only if they wipe the cumm from their lips before taking their Official portraits…

  13. Clankie

    That blogger has a fairly convincing argument, even more convincing that the Charlie Crist “Good God look at how totally gheyballz that guy is” argument. That said, you cannot tell from the photograph that Kirk is gay, you can just tell that he likes it in the butt. Which would explain his 9 year childless marriage.

  14. rafflesinc

    Hmm. Am I the first one to notice the cum dripping out of the right (his left) corner of his mouth?

  15. RoscoePColtraine

    Being a GOPer would have definitely thrown me off this man’s gay scent, if only he’d voted to allow the most rabid of closet cases to beat the shit out of out-and-proud-homos without being accused of hate. Because, why not?

  16. Extemporanus

    A senator’s semen is a fucking valuable thing — you just don’t give it away for nothing!

  17. sardonica

    He does have a serious case of gayface, but I can’t help but think that he’d have had his teeth whitened before that photo was taken, if he were indeed gay.

  18. dijetlo

    He’s was an orifice in the Navy so it’s really just a question of which is he into, rum, sodomy or the lash.
    Or perhaps which combination of the three.

  19. Bearbloke

    [re=588828]rafflesinc[/re]: No.

    [re=588838]dijetlo[/re]: I’ll confer with my Senior-Bear on how the Royal Navy combines them all…

    {Just barely] on the topic of sekrit ghey homersekualls, how can one overlook the searing passions of the Kirk/Spock relationship?..

  20. Clankie

    [re=588838]dijetlo[/re]: I thought that the Navy was about all three, taken together or in the course of an afternoon/evening. On a personal note, as a gay 20something, I had a ‘serious’ relationship with a guy several years my junior, after which he decided that he was heterosexual. He then dropped out of college and joined the Navy. True story.

  21. El Pinche

    [re=588838]dijetlo[/re]: This is the second story I read about a giant sinkhole today.

  22. lawrenceofthedesert

    Just because Markie was out for dinner and dancing with former Gov. “Big Jim” Thompson, now all the tongues are wagging and wags are tonguing, not necessarily in that order. (Despite four terms in office, Jim never did explain what he was “big” at.)

  23. Neilist

    Gay? A Republican?

    Really? Let’s just check the old GayDar . . . .

    ::::BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!!:::

    Hmmm.

    The circuit break might be out. Let’s just re-set the circu ….

    :::BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!!!:::

    Hmmmm.

    Was this thing properly calibrated? The damn needle’s bent itself around the “FAG” post. Let’s try adjusting the range scale from “Closet” to “Flaming.”

    :::BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!!”

    Hmmmm.

    What’s the background Homo Radiation reading in here?

  24. FlipOffResearch

    I was about to take Kirk at his word, when I noticed the white smudge on his photo. Now I don’t know. Also, I’ve always lived by the motto WWKD (what would Kirk do) – after Captain Kirk. This news renders my motto ambiguous.

  25. Berkeley Bear

    [re=588826]ph7[/re]: We have a winner. 16 years on the Hill as a staffer/lobbyist, then decides (on heels of not winning nonexistant NIO of the Year award) that he’s running for Congress from Chicago’s near north side. 9 years of marriage (and him being back in DC while she’s in Illinois) ensue. She actually appeared with him on stage when he announced his run for senate, interestingly enough.

  26. SleeperG

    Let’s see here. It is fair to speculate in the media whether Kirk is gay. No problem. Question whether Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is a lesbian and you are being a slanderous homophobe. Wow, nice to see how this crowd thinks. Democrat/Republican, I don’t care – their sexuality is their business.

  27. sezme

    That photo reminds me of my favourite joke which is about a penguin with car trouble. Skipping to the punchline, the auto mechanic says, “looks like you blew a seal.” To which the penguin replies, “No no, that’s just ice cream.”

  28. slappypaddy

    [re=588859]Neilist[/re]: “What’s the background Homo Radiation reading in here?”

    it’s pretty high, but we’ve long since learned the proper compensation for it in our calibrations. it needn’t be an issue for the skilled and experienced gaydar technician.

  29. RoscoePColtraine

    [re=588879]SleeperG[/re]: “Their sexuality is their business.” True, dat! You see, the problem is, these repugs go around voting against teh gays during business hours, and then go on the prowl for big dicks to suck later that night. That’s a problem for folks like me. And you’re right in that it doesn’t matter much whether the asshole is a D or R. They just seem to all be Rs. We usually give good ol’ Barney a pass on his sexuality around here, on account of how he VOTES.

    It’s a subtle distinction, so I don’t expect you to really get it.

  30. Crank Tango

    [re=588879]SleeperG[/re]: Weeellllll I the difference is Kagan isn’t anti-gay, she just is a frumpy lady. It’s the hypocrisy that gets you.

  31. bitchincamaro

    [re=588879]SleeperG[/re]: It’s about the h-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y of gay-hating, closeted gay lawmakers. He’s fair game.

  32. zhubajie

    So what is it about the closet? Why aren’t they just having fun with the Log Cabin Republicans?

  33. assistant/atlas

    I asked my flaming co-worker if Mark Kirk was gay. He’s like “Who’s that?” So I show him a picture.

    His response: “Woo, child, that boy is gayer than a pink unicorn with a manpurse full of rainbows.”

    And can I just say that that comment made me love gay people (who aren’t closeted weirdos) even more.

  34. Tommmcatt

    [re=588810]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]:

    Teo words: Dennis. Kucinich. Any more sprightly and you’d have to elect Alan Cummings.

  35. Berkeley Bear

    [re=588879]SleeperG[/re]: The commonality is that we comment on everything. When a bunch of people on the right try to create rumors about Kagan based on her looks and pictures of her playing softball, we react with scorn towards the rumor mongers because of our collective experience and the fact that the target has never been an anti-gay homophobe. When third parties start outing yet another publicly anti-gay prominent conservative we react with derision for the person being outed, because so far the odds seem to be better that he is a hypocrite than that the outer is off base.

  36. DraneSpout

    The photoshop’d dribble is nasty. Seriously. Any number of Blingees would have done the job better. Perhaps you guys need a refresher course from Ana Marie….

  37. Neilist

    [re=588879]SleeperG[/re]: Sleeper. Just for the record, I am a “slanderous homophobe.”

    If only because, inherent in your formulation, is that you believe that calling someone gay is “slander,” e.g., a statement tending to harm a person’s reputation, usually by subjecting the person to public contempt, disgrace, or ridicule, etc. See Black’s Law Dictionary (7th ed.) “defamation.”

    As to Ms. Kagen: My concern is the horrible injustice that the United States Supreme Court lacks a Lipstick Lesbian Justice. (Since Souter retired, that is.)

  38. dijetlo

    [re=588846]Clankie[/re]:
    So you turned him straight?
    And then he joined the Navy?
    Are you sure he wasn’t just shining you about giving up driving stick?

    [re=588844]Bearbloke[/re]: I suspect it’s mostly about the rum.

    [re=588945]Neilist[/re]: My concern is the horrible injustice that the United States Supreme Court lacks a Lipstick Lesbian Justice.

    Wont someone think of the Lipstick lesbians?
    (Besides me and apparently Neilist, I mean.)

  39. BeWoot

    Phillips 66 Truck Stop, Gilman, IL. It was a beautiful Thursday in September. Mark was my sleeper creeper and so sweet to me. I’ll treasure the memory forever.

  40. Clankie

    [re=588956]dijetlo[/re]: His parents are devout Catholics who, in his early teens, pulled him out of the Catholic school he had been in and enrolled him in a military school in the moderately deep south. There were….issues….in the whole deal. He joined the Navy to specifically work on a submarine, so I think it was more that he couldn’t handle his craving for dick being anything more than a deep, underwater secret. My prediction: if this site is around in 20 years, I will have to out him as a homo on it.

  41. Neilist

    [re=588956]dijetlo[/re]: Di, Old Bean: Don’t be afraid of being out in front on a Social Issue Of This Importance.

    Others may brag about being one of the Freedom Riders, or the SDS. But you and I were advocating for a Hot Dyke for Associate Justice BEFORE it was fashionable.

    HISTORY WILL ABSOLVE US!!!!!

  42. One Flew Over the Wingnut

    [re=588803]Native of SL UT[/re]: Haha…dig the name. I’m also branded as a native of SLC. Did you get your mark of the beast for being liberal? The mormons say two things make you Satan’s friend: liberalism and being black; unfortunately I’m only one of the two.

  43. One Flew Over the Wingnut

    So in other words Mark Kirk will be found dead in two weeks with a self-emplaced concrete dildo up his butt in a botched attempt at self butt secks. Isn’t that how this works? Or do you think this one will just bang Lindsey Graham in silence like Lieberman and McCain do? Lindsey Graham= the new Jessica Cutler if Kirk gets elected.

  44. One Flew Over the Wingnut

    Good god…that one has the same kind of strangling the dog under the pew creepiness that Ralph Reed proudly exudes. Whoever his rentboy is, dude probably gets tortured as well as butt-secksed.

  45. Holding Out for a Hero

    [re=588932]assistant/atlas[/re]: Or as a very out friend of mine would put

    “And a five, six, seven, eight…”

  46. dijetlo

    [re=588975]Clankie[/re]: Don’t be bitter or you’ll end up in the log cabin Republicans. It’s kind of like when you’re mom told you “don’t make that face or it will freeze that way”.
    Yup, they have to come from somewhere, don’t they?

    [re=588978]Neilist[/re]:
    The day we add Associate Justice Luscious to the Supreme court, roughly half of America will become more intelligent (since they’ll suddenly be able to name at least one Supreme Court Justice).
    Let’s not be dissuaded by the fact that no imminently qualified legal mind technically fits the definition of a lipstick lesbian, after all consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds (not to mention since Bush V Gore it’s become increasingly clear they’re just making this shit up as they go along anyway and your average crack dealer has only slightly less respect for precedent than the conservative majority currently seated on the court.).

  47. JSDC007

    [re=588879]SleeperG[/re]: I’m gay, and as far as right-wing homophobes who masquerade as moderates on a Saturday night to appeal to laissez faire Democrats, only to do a role reversal on Sunday morning to appeal to gay-hatin’ Jesus freaks are concerned, I say out them all. Oh, and if said right-winger voted against the repeal of DADT while blabbering about some fake award, I say out him real bad. There’s a real soldier out there in the mountains of Taliban-stan who’s gay and who would never invent some bogus award for himself, and who just wants to do his job without having the likes of this GOP rat throw him under the bus to further his own sleazy political career. Let straight dipshit Alexi Giannoulias bukakke Mark Kirk to defeat. I bet Kirk will secretly love it.

  48. JGB

    Kirk was one of those who were claiming last summer that the Chinese were drilling for oil in the Gulf of Mexico. He is a liar. And gay, too, also.

  49. BigDupa

    [re=588809]ttommyunger[/re]: close- it isn’t gay unless you touch the other guys balls– look it up.

  50. Bocephus

    Bears some resemblance to John Mark Karr (who goes by the name “Alexis Valoran Reich”[Mark Karr--Mark Kirk, just a coincidence?]), the man who “falsely claimed to have murdered JonBenet Ramsey” and who, according to an AP report “is living as a woman and trying to form a cult of little girls to have sex with him.” Check out the picture via this link:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100602/ap_on_re_us/us_john_mark_karr

  51. Samantha1

    It’s not much of secret in Illinois and in much of D.C. Mark Kirk is gay.

    If he’s tried to deny it (and usually he just gives very evasive answers), then it’s just one more time he’s lied, and the guy is a proven habitual liar.

    And to ph7 who wrote: “Cute ex-wife. Married at 40, divorced by 49. I’m assuming the marriage coincided with entering politics.”

    You’re exactly right. Gay rumors were getting widespread during Kirk’s first run for Congress 10 years ago. So he started showing up at events with a woman, the same one he would marry, and then later divorce. She is attractive. And for what it’s worth, she is an activist for gay causes and has lobbied with the Human Rights Campaign: http://www.bilerico.com/2010/05/kirk_vs_kirk_lobbying_a_lawmaker_with_extra_clout.php

    Most everyone involved in politics in Illinois has long assumed Mark Kirk was gay. Gay activists left him in the closet as long as he towed the line for the gay agenda, which he always did until his recent vote against repealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. The gay community considered that vote a betrayal so they outed him finally. Simple as that.

    The big story is that the gay community has largely abandoned Kirk. But the fact Kirk is gay is hardly news. He’s just one of those self-loathing, traitorous ones.

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