Al Qaeda No. 3 Killed For Ten-Millionth Time

Look, the War on Terror's "funniest" recurring joke... recurred! This particular Al Qaeda #3 got nabbed in the ass by one of Obama's science-fiction robo-death birds, what a loser. Isn't it just terrible that this recurring joke is still recurring five years after it was coined as a recurring joke by freaking Slate Internet magazine? Anyway, suck it, Muslims. [ Washington Post ]