It was enough of a slap in America’s face for Barack Obama to skip the wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery in favor of one at his precious Chicago thug-controlled “Abraham Lincoln National Ceremony,” which isn’t even accredited by the Princeton Review. Now what’s this, lightning? Who cares about dumb electricity sparkles in the sky. Look at this actual alien, telling everyone to go to their cars, saying he may or may not “stick around.” Oh, and what about the fallen soldiers in their GRAVES — are they supposed to go to their cars too, Obamar? [YouTube, Washington Post]
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Pussy… real Amurkins don’t fear lightning.. they get out there and fly kites in the face of such danger.
All that electricity, given away for free?!?! CLIMATE IS SOCIALIST! End climate nao! GO B.P.!
Nazi bastard.
This will be Obama’s WMD.
Perhaps Obamar is trying to produce re-vivified zombie soldiers to fight America’s many wars – that way, no (living) Yank soldier has to die!
Unregulated skydrilling for electricity MUST STOP NOW!
George “Arbusto” W would have crammed that umbrella up his own ass. Like a real man. Nobama is clearly a ghey pansy.
Right-wingers are furious at Obama for depriving them of a person killed by lightning at his non-Arlington speech.
[re=588111]SmutBoffin[/re]: [re=588116]facehead[/re]:
Privatize atmospheric discharges of electricity accompanied by thunder! Now!
Now the race between TV preachers begins to see who will be the first to claim that this is God showing his disapproval of Obomber. What that logic implies about all the Bible thumpers living near the Gulf they won’t say. Oh wait, yes they will – it’s God editorializing about the homos in New Orleans.
This is complete bullshit.
If the O’Bama “Administration” had channeled that lightening into the Memorial Cemetery, and if the “President” had utterly the appropriate Magical Incantations (e.g., some soupy war poem lament by a Homo British officer who went on to create a World Haircare Empire), Our Great Nation could have had a new army of Re-animated Killer Zombie Troops to fight for British Petrolum in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Do I have to think of EVERYTHING? Yet Another FAILURE for Hopey.
Lt. Col. Blimpy Neilist, VC
The Leather Bound Chair Over By The Fire
The Imperial War College Bar & Grill
The Empire
By now, there surely must be a brave patriot over at Redstate saying he wished the lightning came when Nobama was golfing instead of memorializing.
So, even Chicago’s weather is guilty of political thuggery?
[re=588120]harry palmer[/re]: You mean all those homos in New Orleans covered in glistening, glistening oil.
[re=588119]user-of-owls[/re]: “Privatize atmospheric discharges of electricity accompanied by thunder! Now!”
When are they gonna notice Jeebus was a socialist and turn on him?
[re=588121]Neilist[/re]: Jinx, Old Boy! You own me a G & T – and one of your most flexible pouges…
This is just like the Khmer Rouge all over again.
[re=588125]harry palmer[/re]: They never will, so long as the “conservative bible” project succeeds and wipes all those lie-beral “social justice” lies out!
[re=588124]trondant[/re]: “You mean all those homos in New Orleans covered in glistening, glistening oil.”
You just gave about 3/4 of those TV preachers a stiffy.
[re=588118]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: You meant that as a joke, didn’t you? Have you learned nothing by now?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2524740/posts
[re=588124]trondant[/re]: “You mean all those homos in New Orleans covered in glistening, glistening
oilBoy-butter…”/fixed
¡Great balls of fire, Batman!
This will be Obamar’s “Heck of a job Brownie”
[re=588121]Neilist[/re]: That’s our Goat Nation if you please. As you know, a meta four beats a pair a normals, so we need to go straight to the orthorumba — the bee pee goat fuck.
♫♫ Put you hands on your hips…la la, let’s do the slime warp again ♫♫
“Aye, I have heard. William Wallace is 10 tall and shoots lightning bolts out of his arse!
Elwood Blues.
Enter The Dragon!
I mean, Enter The Pigman!
~
This is part of our “all of the above” energy solution.
Fly Kites HERE – Fly Kites NOW
Correction: Why did OBAMAR ask Allah to Shoot Bolts of Lightning at soldier’s graves?
That’s better.
How is it that so many people on the right are so dumb? Buying this Rand Paul crap about his explanation of the Civil Rights Act- or is it just that they also all believe public discrimination is a right? Stupid Sarah defends him – because Rachel Maddow was just out to get him just like KAtie when she asked Sarah those tough questions. God, I hate the stupids. How about we deport them and let the illegals stay? And Happy Memorial Day to you
[re=588131]user-of-owls[/re]: Those people are Tea Party plants put there to make Obama’s supporters look dumb. And racists, also.
Asking those Palin-Americans why they’re so fucking stupid would be like asking fish why they’re wet.
The lightning went off on cue at 1:14.
In other news, Joe Biden didn’t fuck up even a little bit.
Where’s Bob Barr to file impeachment proceedings months before the thing you actually pursue surfaces when you need him?
Hopey didn’t ask Allah to do anything, that was an order!
But the big question is did Obama express the proper amount of outrage over his speech being rained on? What does Maureen Dowd think?
The Obama Administration has its boot on the throat of the Weather Channel.
Oh no how many people did he kill THIS time?
[re=588141]finallyhappy[/re]: If we deported all the idiots it would be like the “rapture” and there would only be a few million or so of us left. Hmmmmm….
[re=588163]Hooray For Anything[/re]: I can add that second one to my List Of Questions I Will Never Ask.
Don’t taze me, BHO!
[re=588163]Hooray For Anything[/re]: MoDo thinks the man strong enough for her hasn’t been born yet. For the life of me, I can’t figure out why she has a job.
I love [re=588121]Neilist[/re]: so much. It’s embarrassing.
In this day and age, one would think the White House would want to avoid the image of a black man holding the president’s umbrella.
[re=588172]Katydid[/re]: [re=588172]Katydid[/re]: Every so often, she shows why she was hired….she IS witty and observant. She’s also becoming increasingly biting and mean girl-like. It’s too bad because if she wasn’t so busy doing her Dorothy Parker imitation, she might accomplish something other than just being amusing from time to time.
Try as Barry might, little can stop Lord Krauthammer, ruler of the atmosphere.
“Socialism having failed so spectacularly, the left was adrift until it struck upon a brilliant gambit: metamorphosis from red to green. The cultural elites went straight from the memorial service for socialism to the altar of the environment. The objective is the same: highly centralized power given to the best and the brightest, the new class of experts, managers and technocrats. This time, however, the alleged justification is not abolishing oppression and inequality but saving the planet.”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/10/AR2009121003163.html
[re=588174]hotdog[/re]:
“one would think the White House would want to avoid the image of a black man holding the president’s umbrella.”
A natural mistake on your part. The holder was Alan Keyes.
[re=588122]user-of-owls[/re]: I’m guessing some Redstater is saying the teleprompter shorted out, but it’s too soul-wearying to find out for sure.
Allah dont shoot no lightnin. Zeus or Thor shoot da lightnin depending on who wins at the craps table!
[re=588178]S.Luggo[/re]: The Kraut-Man is right. We need a system with a very weak central government and the real social and economic power is held by a small number of wealthy oligarchs who control most of the wealth. Kind of like the Confederacy, or America in the Bush years. Those two experiments have worked out well, right?
[re=588184]imissopus[/re]: And who wants the best and brightest at the core, anyway?
Barack is not smart.
[re=588189]Brick Oven Bill[/re]: I made a poop on my hand.
[re=588189]Brick Oven Bill[/re]: What a deeply considered, insightful, well crafted comment. It’s so apparent that you labored over it. Ahh! But, where’s the funny?
[re=588120]harry palmer[/re]: “Rev 6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.” So Brother Stair, http://www.overcomerministry.org . (He’s not on TV, but you can find him anywhere on the Shortwave band.)
Zhu Bajie
[re=588191]NYNYNY[/re]: Look what Bill almost stepped in!
[re=588175]hockeymom[/re]: Yes, MoDo is a funny writer. She’s also a fucking asshole. Maybe you’re too young, or you haven’t been reading her long enough, or you just don’t remember that she’s been pulling her bullshit for years. I couldn’t say it nearly as well as Bob Somerby did
here at the Daily Howler.
He calls her a cleaned-up version of Anne Coulter, but not for the libs, against us too. For Dowd, all Democratic males are too feminine, and Hillary Clinton is too masculine. In 2000 she wrote that Al Gore was “so feminized that he’s practically lactating,” and this lede about Obama in 2007: “As I sit across from Barack Obama in his Senate office, I feel like Ingrid Bergman in ”The Bells of St. Mary’s,” when she plays a nun who teaches a schoolboy who’s being bullied how to box.”
And now she’s calling Obama “Spock.” If the Times didn’t position her as a liberal, I wouldn’t care. With friends like this…. She’s a goddammed moran with psychological issues who’s paraded out as one of the top liberal writers in the country. She does us no favors. Don’t mean to sound harsh to you, I don’t intend it that way. Somerby’s contention is that Maureen Dowd and other so-called liberal writers brought us Bush, and will keep us losing, and I’m not sure he’s wrong.
Burning light, burning white heat
Like wildfire
I sweat a fever
My body screams
Disintegrates in the heat
I love to feel the rain in the summertime
I love to feel the rain on my face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov8AyAOB82c
love that eighties hair
[re=588189]BOB[/re]: From yer toasted posties we can tell that yer a fart smeller.
hmmm, for a little bit, he looks like he’s not reading from a teleprompter
Drudge has a photo of Obama with umbrella and the caption: THE GODS ARE ANGRY!
[re=588130]harry palmer[/re]: Crisco.
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