The View From Her Window
by Ken Layne 5:17 pm May 27, 2010
Wasilla, Alaska, 2:08 p.m.
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{ 96 comments }
OMG this is PRICELESS.
Poster please?
Goodnight, moon.
Ken wins the afternoon by a mile!!
you’ve sullied dali.
t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt
I’m crying from trying not to laugh out loud.
Beautiful.
Is that George Carlin?
Why must she be a teenager in love?
Where can I buy the t-shirt?
I’d hit that.
All. Time. Wonkette. Classic.
THIS IS GENIUS
(needz moar Putin, unless there’s something Justin B. isn’t telling us. Tyrannical dictator much, Comrade Bieber?)
Bristol, waiting for her next Levi?
Geeze, Ken, where did you find it?
Clearly her best side.
Shouldn’t the picture of Levi have its face scratched out?
The only thing missing is Piper holding angel Trig’s hand while staring at the hole in the fence and freedom.
SWEET FREEDOM!
Cankly. Mean Wonkett.
needz moar Rusha
Apostrophes. Very clever. No longer on TV but memorable.
Wow…high class Blingee.
[re=586932]MysteriousHoatzin[/re]: Charles Bukowsky, I believe, on French TV.
I was hoping you might share some of your ripple?
What happens when Putin rears his head over that fence?
ah, the all seeing eye of the chastity belt.
genius!
first amendment rocks.
Very artistic. I like how the moose seems to be laughing.
The little pink chastity belt is just adorable. When I was her age, my Dad surely would have bought me one!
As it was, Dad gave me a stout length of pipe (literally … he was an amateur plumber … but … Freudian much?) to keep under my bed, for the inevitable day when the evil black Watts Rioters drove the 25 miles over the hill, to trash Reseda. North Hollywood, and Van Nuys!!
I was supposed to keep this pipe handy, tucked under my pillow, so I could cosh the invading randy blackamoors he expected to come pouring, in droves, through my virginal 2nd-story bedroom window.
I wish I was kidding.
[re=586970]iolanthe[/re]: You were supposed to use the stout length of pipe to ward off the other stout lengths of pipe?
[re=586972]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Apparently. Ah, it was a simpler time then. Simpler-minded anyway.
Can’t a Freedom Tray get some love?
[re=586970]iolanthe[/re]: Free Fallin in Receda with a lead pipe to keep those petty boyz away?
the mona lisa of real america.
That key looks long enough to claim her virginity already.
Muhammad?
sarah palin probably doesn’t even know who charles bukowski is. i don’t get why he is the main thing in her window. because he’s an alcoholic? that’s one of the few things you can’t criticize sarah palin for
The cover for Sarah Palin’s upcoming book America by Heart doesn’t look half-bad.
(Wonkette, you so totally rule the skool forever with that desecration up there!)
Apostrophe: Nanook of the North and his screed “Watch out where the Palins go and don’t you eat that yellow snow”
Pretty nice hams for such a young’n.
Beautiful. And I bet Andrew Sullivan is impressed, too.
Is a new age of Pop Art upon us?
[re=586990]joe2[/re]: Bukowski just represents all filthy writers who move in next door – fictional or non or otherwise.
“Piper at the Gates of Spawn”
I am an old man. I have been a visual artist all my life. This is one of the finest pictures I’ve ever seen. Thank you.
[re=586980]weejee[/re]:
“Your Cadillac breathes
four hundred horses
over blue lines
you are going
to Reseda
to make love
to a model
from Ohio
whose real name
you don’t
know…”
[re=586997]geminisunmars[/re]: today, we are all hank chinaski
Just noticed the Wyeth reference.
[re=586999]engulfedinflames[/re]: these are the heights to which norman rockwell was aiming, but never could reach.
You all are focused on the the drunk writer and the chastity belt, but it is the moose with a shit-eating grin that nearly blew my cover at the office.
[re=587000]Extemporanus[/re]: It’s 5 am and you are list…
ning to Wasilla.
[re=587006]Mad Farmer Manifest[/re]: this puts a whole new spin on NSFW. a diet-coke-through-the-nose, spewing coffee on the keyboard, donkey-honking laugher, gagging on the burrito kind of NSFW. wonkette has emulated the cosmic phenomenon of a singularity, a paradigm-shifting moment in the field of political blogging.
I’ll start the bidding at $25 for a T-shirt of that.
[re=587006]Mad Farmer Manifest[/re]: which one? I see two…
[re=587001]Crank Tango[/re]: Hey, buddy, how ’bout passing that bottle over here?
[re=587003]engulfedinflames[/re]: do you mean the “Piper’s world”?
What’s that in the drunk’s hand? Not the bottle, retards….the other hand!
[re=587015]geminisunmars[/re]: Yes, I think.
[re=587017]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Dude, how can you see the drunk’s hands? She’s got her back to us!
[re=587017]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: That’s a catheter.
I can see Connecticut from my house…..
[re=587017]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Crotch floss.
Today, we are all guilty of checking out Bukowski’s package.
[re=586993]Jim89048[/re]: Think outside the buns®
[re=587000]Extemporanus[/re]: nice slampoetmusak for the afternoon. thnx
Nice job. Now if we can only get a picture of Trig as the Lindbergh baby.
[re=587017]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: A French Freedom Fries replying : that is the mike he tore off before leaving the litterary program Apostrophe. The host Bernard Pivot, almost in tears, was begging him to leave. I believe that Bukowski’s act got people usually tuned into Lost or our French equivalent of Fox to go explore a litterary program. They did and were eventually rewarded with another beautifully drunken display by Serge Gainsbour
I have no worthwhile comment, but I must acknowledge transcendent visual and symbolic snark.
[re=586970]iolanthe[/re]: But the Rampaging Blackamoors invaded your Chastity Castle through the back door, didn’t they, dear?
I hope that dude visits my house and he seems like my kinda guy….!
thanks for picking up this story, it’s a doozy fer sure!
signed, hot as hell in Wasilla; it’s damned 75 degrees right now; Sarah’s probably doing her “yard work” naked at this point because it’s hot hot hot!
[re=586965]sati demise[/re]: The chastity belt Levi had the key for.
Move over American Gothic. Make way for American Meth Addict.
[re=587017]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I was thinking it was a wired connection to a heavy duty dildo/vibrator. That would attract Sara over to his house.
[re=586970]iolanthe[/re]: OMG as we once exclaimed in Woodland Hills I totally married someone from Reseda that one time right out of high school. My ex ex ex father in law must have known your Dad. He once told me that the only thing he ever thought when he saw a black man and a white woman walking down the street together was that they must be having sex, needless to say…
[re=586990]joe2[/re]: Well maybe it was the fact that the house was previously an Outward house for people who needed help staying clean or maybe it refers to the fact that now three of her kids have a history of substance abuse and criminal behavior. Piper just helped to trash an empty house to the tune of twenty or thirty thousand dollars while at a drunken break in party so it is said in Wasilla.
One of my favorite Dali’s but a most excellent improvment. I will buy a copy on a handbag. Point me in the right direction.
[re=586980]weejee[/re]:
And it’s a long day, livin’ in Reseda,
There’s darkies runnin’ through the yard…
[re=586991]Extemporanus[/re]: Now, hack that pic into the new-book listing at bookworm.com.au
[re=586970]iolanthe[/re]: Geez, did my father have two families?!
[re=587000]Extemporanus[/re]: And Jesus saith unto them, yea, have ye never read, out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected soul coughing?
Olé, coño!!!!
Now THIS is a thing of beauty.
Late period Bukowski.
[re=587145]Hemp Dogbane[/re]: Oui. He made several appearances on Apostrophes. This may be the one where he was so stumbling drunk and ready to barf that he had to leave the stage. Bernard Pivot and the other panelists continued to wave their Gauloises and talk over one another. It was very French.
[re=587055]vilca[/re]: Ah! Like Brendan Behan on BBC TV, vomiting on his “host”, etc.!
Needs moar diapers.
screw the t shirt….i need an instant stick on panel for the tailgate of my Ford F150!!!
The moose is an evil spirit, a shaman’s black magic guide.
Focus on the Family has issued a press release saying that the chastity belt is actually an anti-homosexual belt, which works like a regular chastity belt, but is worn on the, ahem, proctology side. Because precreatin’ in the name of Jeebus is ok, but gristly “BP”s are just wrong. Unless you really are BP, then all the butt plugs in the world are ok.
A truly wonderful image, thanks Ken.
[re=587057]Bearbloke[/re]: Eventually, yes.
Judging from other comments, I am a bit surprised (and delighted!) at the disproportionately high number of Valley Girls & Boys who’ve ended up here on Wonkette.
The Valley has also produced a shocking number of celebrated Groupies throughout the years. Must be a function of the ease of hitchhiking over Laurel Canyon to Sunset Boulevard.
There must be something about growing up in Southern Cali’s Postwar Worker’s Paradise that produces world-class cynics and sluts. I’m proud to be both.
Why is Joe Cocker drinking outside of the Palins’ residence?
Really, dear, I’d suggest one fewer taco
When I was about 15, a much older college attending male friend gave me “Post Office” to read. Blew my mind. Probably also explains a lot about why I am the way I am today. Someone get that girl a library card STAT!
[re=586963]comicbookguy[/re]: Alternatively, what happens when Piper heads her rear over that fence?
[re=586970]iolanthe[/re]: No need to kid. Just be happy it wasn’t a gun.
Looks like Driftglass is making art for Wonkette now! Cool.
Can’t improve upon perfection. That said, how about a follow-up that includes that new Palin child, Tard?
[re=587062]LakeLucilleLoon[/re]: Has SP gone back to Wasilla? Will she ever go back?
[re=587180]zhubajie[/re]: Maybe the moose is Sarah’s demonic familiar?
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