Here’s the Emotional Clip from today’s Obamar press conference, where he tries to prove that he is “sufficiently enraged” over this whole oil spill with an anecdote, about how his freaking daughter wakes him up every morning by asking the annoying question, “Did you plug the hole yet, daddy?” Send that gal to military school, is what we came away with. What about Matt Drudge?
Why must Matt Drudge try to play matchmaker with Obama and Carla Bruni?
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I’ve heard the hole is larger than expected — President Obama might want to use his dick.
Thank you Barry. My repertoire was getting a little stale.
I never knew Drudge could be funny.
Hey, wait a minute — that’s supposed to be some kind of Elena Kagan dig, isn’t it?
Well played, Mr. Drudge, well played indeed.
[re=586878]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Have you tried douching it?
Obama replies, “when daddy plugs the hole, sweetheart, you’ll know it.”
Is this soundbite just a soundbite? Or sweet manna from heaven for Wonkette?
Wow, really bad taste even for Drudge. Snowbilly would be having fits.
Hotdog down a hallway.
You’re welcome.
Back in my day, they called it “making a #2″. Hope that clarifies things, Mr. President.
That’s too much of an erect finger for prime time. Kids are out of school, watching this filth.
Matt Drudge has plugged more man-holes than the Village People.
Drudge, sorry to break it to, but no matter what you say or do Barrack’s just not into you; he’ll never plug your hole. You’ve got to get over this infatuation, now you’re starting to saound a little desperate.
[re=586882]Extemporanus[/re]: Is this but a sample of some of the benefits of hanging out with you breeders? This was good. I can’t wait to use it.
[re=586890]Fox n Fiends[/re]: If you sing one of their songs in public, is that considered a man-hole cover?
[re=586885]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: “SHOCKER: PALIN SINGLE-HANDEDLY PLUGS HOLE!”
his daughter malia resigned this afternoon, he is not certain why
[re=586894]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: “I can’t wait to use it.”
The douche, or the joke? On second thought, don’t answer that…
That’s a photo from when Obama told Helen, “Go ahead, pull it.”
You know it’s getting bad — John McCain recently told an oil worker we should “Plug the dang hole already.”
[re=586899]Extemporanus[/re]: It’s not a shocker unless she plugs both holes.
[re=586899]Extemporanus[/re]: How dare you make fisting jokes about a special needs babby.
[re=586903]SayItWithWookies[/re]: No, you’re mixed up. That’s what he said to a campaign worker as he pointed toward Palin.
are there no depths to which we will not descend?
just checking.
I call bullshit. If Obama plugs the hole, you’ll know it.
thats hilarious. Drudge did play that very good indeed. btw guys, check out this sweet political news site http://www.thepartisandialogues.com
Carville did say that Barry should tell BP, “I’m your daddy now” but I think he meant to say “I’m your Father” and like a good little choirboy they should let him plug their hole.
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[re=586921]runningcircles[/re]: fail
Muslims worship the ocean?
Obama’s not to blame for the spill, but bringing your kid into it for sympathy is Palin-league. Seems desperate to me.
[re=586921]runningcircles[/re]: ease. HEY-O!
[re=586902]user-of-owls[/re]: Was he referring to his finger? Because that joke never gets old.
[re=586907]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I just knew that if I went with the semantically consistent, singular “hole”, some dick would get all up in my ass about it.
That said, we’re talking about Sarah Palin here — if she’s as taint-free as she claims, a one-hole shocker might not be out of the question.
[re=586908]Snarkalicious[/re]: “The world needs more retarded puppets, not fewer.” -Sarah Palin
[re=586946]Snarkalicious[/re]: icular cancer. Oh, hey…
Obamar ought go full Palin on Drudge’s ass!
We now know *far* too much about Drudge and Breitbart’s canoodlings.
[re=586955]Extemporanus[/re]: Sarah has a taint, but it’s known only to God. And Todd. And some of Todd’s business partners.
[re=586891]JMP[/re]: “Drudge, sorry to break it to, but no matter what you say or do Barrack’s just not into you; he’ll never plug your hole. You’ve got to get over this infatuation, now you’re starting to saound a little desperate.”
Drudge should hire Larry Sinclair as his next “intern”.
[re=586919]runningcircles[/re]: c’mere I got some mud for yer hole.
[re=586977]Mr Blifil[/re]: I’m a bit befuddled. Running circles has seemingly misinterpreted our opinions about Drudge.
[re=586981]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Click HOOR!!!
He needs to take charge and show that hole who’s boss.
This is why Larry Craig will always have a place in the political limelight
I knew that line would haunt him.
So much win in this thread I may cry. Sweet Jeebus.
Saying this does not free him of his responsibility. I hope obama administration is doing their best to plug up the Gulf oil spill hole.
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