GOP Website Apparently DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME To Listen To All Americans Speaking Out

Several friendly jackass readers have notified your Wonkette of the current status of the GOP's new comedy website,   America Speaking Out. Apparently so many brilliant American political/policy strategists are trying to type in cock jokes that the website -- which Rep. Kevin McCarthy was only able to create after he "personally traveled to Washington state and discovered a Microsoft program that helped NASA map the moon" -- is now acting like a lazy Muslim. How are Wonkette-Americans going to write Dana Milbank's columns for him from now on, given this roadblock? (Oh look, it's working now! Not working. Working! Whatever.) [ America Speaking out via operatives "Max B" and Blogslut]