You can just see how excited CNN was to do this, to celebrate the Journalistic Scoop of a 103-year-old black lady still driving her car with hip-hop rap lyrics, about driving cars! But then that rap song included the word “nigga,” so CNN’s fluff story about a nice old lady driving a car somehow managed to be one in which they call an old black person the n-word. [YouTube]
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SMH CNN SMH
Yo,CNN – Stop snitchin’ (on yourself)
Have they “made it up to” us yet? Details!
This is quickly becoming the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in months. “Ain’t no punk ass nigga be trippin’.” Indeed!
CNN is headquartered in Atlanta, so this is perfectly acceptable.
Pfft, everyone knows 103 year-old black ladies listen to Pharcyde when they are out driving:
Please, don’t pull me over Mr. Officer, don’t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Can we Taser Rick Sanchez for this?
103-year-old bitches ain’t shit.
CNN please!
There are two types of network news, there’s regular network news and there’s CNN. CNN gives all network news a bad name.
“CNN: The Most Trusted Nigga in News, Bitch”
/James Earl Jones
Larry King probably edited the piece without his hearing aid and thought the song said “Shiva”. He was said to reply that he was sorry for her loss. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Y8R62GKwU
Best fucking CNN ever. Don’t they know that it’s the honky grandma that b trippin’? Did you know that the gay porn about Levi Johnston has a cameo from Nailin’ Palin’s titular star?
Oooops!
“everybody got a stack
and it ain’t no crack…”
what a great note to end the video on.
I’d love to do blunts with the old gal.
And that’s what killed Art Linkletter.
That is one fine Obama Car.
Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nothin’ Ta Fuck Wit’!
You know what else is a terrible mistake? The anchor’s eyebrows!
[re=586127]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: NWA: NSFW OR LOLZ? CNN BRB W 411…TTFN BFF!
[re=586144]smitallica[/re]: [re=586160]Radiotherapy[/re]: Ha ha! But really, any 103-year-old bitch just cold flossin’ a cherry Hooptyround like that is the very definition of “the shit”.
O.O.G.* is literally ghostridin’ the whip! RESPECT.
*(“Original Owner Grandma”)
[re=586156]stew[/re]: She’s been doing blunts for so long, she remembers when they used to call ‘em “sharps”.
[re=586157]chascates[/re]: People R Funny! Les have a House Party!
“I thought you liked rap music. ”
“I did, but that was before I realized it had words.”
“Wait a minute, you didn’t know rap had words? Why did you think it was called rap? ”
“I thought it was because of the rhythm. You know, rap-rap, rappity-tap. “
umm, so what lame CNN story would that tune be appropriate for?
“…but 103 year old white ladies drive LIKE THIS.”
That bitch is straight outta Compton…
Of course, back then, Compton was mostly orange groves.
[re=586174]Extemporanus[/re]: If those space-age, robot-controlled scooters are in the HCB, can we call them ObamaCarts?
And was grandma in a Union that gave her Cadillac Health Care? Shit, OOG.
Haha. Smoove an’ nicely, CNN!
Jerx.
[re=586156]stew[/re]: Ah so that’s why they called her Miss Flamer. Wait, is that actually her name?
I like how the white bitch tries to get all hippity – since that’s how all black people talk…
[re=586170]TexanMary[/re]: Word.
Those are some seriously jacked up brows. She needs to throw some gang signs with that shit.
“We’re working very hard to make up for it” is code for “We are scourging the control room tech who pushed the wrong button, and preparing him for crucifixion.”
[re=586170]TexanMary[/re]: I nominate that for Comment of the Afternoon. Now I need to clean tea off my keyboard.
Wonder who complained. It’s hard to keep track. There’s a huge monument to the Confederacy maybe 15 min from CNN that creeped me out every time I drove by and I’m so white Hubble keeps pointing toward me.
One of these days, I’d like to see a CNN clip where Kyra Phillips is *not* apologizing for something.
Um…. at least they didn’t use the Thong Song? Or something?
I’m white so it’s very difficult for me to make rap jokes that don’t involve Vanilla Ice.
Finally, they’ve identified St. Ronnie’s infamous welfare Cadillac!
[re=586147]Extemporanus[/re]: Very well done, sir!
I got bitches in the newsroom ’bout to go on
But the news cycle don’t start ’til six in the morn.
I’ll be rolling useless clips, payin’ no attention
Sippin’ on Diet Coke…
Say what?
I totally saw her in “Don’t Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood!”
how do I embed videos all up in this bitch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT276wf7XP8
The car is even the same!
[re=586248]Jim89048[/re]: Exactly. And the lady still has her Cadillac and looks spry enough to dance on Ronnie’s grave. There IS something like justice in this pathetic country.
I had that bitch. Shit was cash.
Or just play music that offends or satirizes the subject of the piece every time. Obviously blacks get hip-hop w/ lots of nigga and ho. If it’s white folks, play Lawrence Welk polkas. Asians get the ‘Siamese Cat’ song regardless of origin while Islamic types get the ‘Snake Charmer’ song (doubly offensive as written by a Jew). When covering Israel just play Wagner.
Granny state.
[re=586156]stew[/re]: That’s why I don’t fuck with the big four-oh.
[re=586372]plowman[/re]: Yeah, that sounds about right. I’ll take NWA above polka any day.
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