Monstrous Nebraska Sen. Ben Nelson is being very liberal again, just like he was when he “jumped the shark” and personally added “free abortions for all” to the health care bill last year. This time around, he is planning to vote “yes” in committee on the fancy new “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” compromise, giving the gays “15 of 28 committee votes they say they need to add the repeal as an amendment to the annual defense spending bill.” Why is Ben Nelson suddenly turning his back on Real Americans such as Nebraskan farmers?
“I don’t believe that most Nebraskans want to continue a policy that not only encourages but requires people to be deceptive and to lie,” Nelson said, adding later that the current ban “encourages suspicion and senior officers to look the other way. In a military which values honesty and integrity, this policy encourages deceit.”
Well, whatever that means, okay. Good for Ben Nelson, the gayest senator of all time. Will he be allowed to dine at any of Nebraska’s lovely pizza parlors after this?
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Everybody knows that gays shouldn’t have to lie when they’re in the military. They should lie when they’re Republican politicians!
Of course they now want to repeal it. When it comes to stopping bullets, gays are suddenly as good as anyone else.
I’m looking forward to the laff riot to ensue with a heavily armed gay guy confronting a redneck bigot with “who did you call faggot”?
So is it the Marines you join to be with the hottest guys?
This one’s got me stumped! I know there’s big money in this for “Leatherface”, but can’t figure out where it would be coming from. And, by the way, if you don’t give a reach-around, its not gay… So, he’s got THAT going for him.
Military parades are about to become a lot more awesome!
Who will tell Lindsay Graham he has lost the title “gayest senator of all time”?
[re=585782]ttommyunger[/re]: It’s the “cornhusker kickback” of course…
[re=585782]ttommyunger[/re]: There must be something heinous in an upcoming Ag bill (radioactive abortion corn in school lunches, perhaps?). I can think of no other reason Monsanto would have him do this.
[re=585782]ttommyunger[/re]: I thought the rule was it’s not gay if you don’t look down…so much to learn!
[re=585780]Larry Fine[/re]: The Navy still has Filipino houseboys running around the admiral’s quarters in loincloths. You decide.
[re=585782]ttommyunger[/re]: [re=585789]freakishlystrong[/re]: Correction: “Cornholer Kickback”
“Why is Ben Nelson suddenly turning his back on Real Americans such as Nebraskan farmers?”
Back, or backside? Because they are lonely?
Nebraska isn’t as Red as you think. Omaha gave Obama an electoral vote and Lincoln went Obama too.
Western Nebraska? Yeah, that’s pretty damn Red. Lots and lots of Farmers and Ranchers that scream No Guvuhmunt interference! Yet scream bloody murder when any talk of slashing Farm subsidies surfaces.
Good for you Ben.
So, Ben Nelson is pro-gay sex, but anti-ATM?
I can respect that.
[re=585797]Extemporanus[/re]: Corn ‘poner’ Kickback in these, ahem, parts.
The gayz can form a chorus line on the border. Maybe that’ll make McCain happy.
Ha ha, Jim. Everybody knows there isn’t any pizza in Nebraska.
It looks like BP is fixing to start the ‘top kill’ or ‘kill bill’ or something:
http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_internet/globalbp/globalbp_uk_english/homepage/STAGING/local_assets/bp_homepage/html/rov_stream.html
Or else Obama’s Navy Seal roughnecks have a little submarine at the gusher.
[re=585780]Larry Fine[/re]: Probably, but you join the Navy to serve with the gayest.
His press release can be pared down to three words: “moar butt secks”
“I don’t believe that most Nebraskans want to continue a policy that not only encourages but requires people to be deceptive and to lie.”
Wow! No! Incorrect! But you’re slightly less of an asshole now, which is nice.
Ben assumes cornholing must be good for corn sales.
Good old Ben, always screaming and yelling about meaningless bullshit as an excuse to join the Reps in their obstructionism until he gets even more federal funds funneled away from the states with actual people to the empty wastelands of Nebraska in exchange for his vote. In other words, a giant douche.
[re=585811]progressiveinga[/re]: So in them there parts, a corny homo’s known as a “poner boner”?
Gives new meaning to the iconic DI shouting “GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 25!!!!!”
Ben Dover Nelson, Yar har har
[re=585794]V572625694[/re]: I thought the rule was not gay if the balls don’t touch. Does anyone know the rules?!? Are there really any rules?!
[re=585780]Larry Fine[/re]: nah u join the marines to be with the guys with the most bubble butts from doing all them squats in basic.
[re=585856]pondscum[/re]: It’s not gay if you don’t bump dickheads. Or if you’re an effective Senator or mouthpiece for the GOP.
[re=585774]Joshua Norton[/re]: Apparently now they’re saying that the gays are too efficient at murdering people to be in the military, efficient, and murdery, not unlike… well, you can guess the rest.
*Admiral* Ben Nelson? “America expects every gay to do his duty.”
Hold me. I feel so lonely.
[re=585856]pondscum[/re]: It’s only gay if it’s about the sex.
Along I-80, somewhere between Lincoln and North Platte is a barn. And on that barn are painted in huge letters “OUTLAW SODOMY”. I can only imagine that the author wanted the world to know that he engages in the rough trade when it comes to his buttsecks.
Gawd what a bunch of tired jokes. Please please let this all be over soon. None of this would be happening if you had a REAL drag queen on yr staff. ‘Nuf said.
[re=585780]Larry Fine[/re]: I was at a Navy facility recently and boy howdy there’s lotsa cute, fit, trim, young men (and women) in uniform milling around, looked like they were just past jail bait age, and many of them Asian — Filipino, probs. Some were in Marine uniforms. Definitely got some gay vibes from all areas. “In the Navy!” indeed!
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