Larry David’s new cable comedy, I Am Playing Alabama Conservative “Young Boozer” In This Comedy, is already making many fans via YouTube. Did you know “Young Boozer” is a “fun name,” even if this character is very serious about his conservative what’s-it? [YouTube via Wonkette operative "Adam B."]
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The name was originally Buser, and the family came from Switzerland.
Boy, people from Switzerland sure are dumb and illiterate! And obese! Also.
God DAMMIT! Why does it always happen to me and my people??!?!?
Where do I send my campaign check?
Sometimes I think I’d be less embarrassed if I were from Alaska.
Reminds me too much of George W. Bush for some reason.
[re=585374]Duz Itayew[/re]: They all start with the letter A: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas !
Alabama is a fucking gold mine of great political ads this year. I was in Mississppi in 08, and the ads there sucked, nothing like the pure surreal genius of the ‘Bama GOP.
His campaign slogan should sooooo be “Less taxes, more Booze.”
BTW, is it me or is the blonde girl in that ad totally showing Boozer her O-face near the end there?
He MUST be elected, so he can take his place in history along with Rep. Pat Swindell, Rep. Dick Swett, Rep. Tom DeLay, Rep. Lynch, Rep. Jim Moran, and last but not least, Rep. Ima Completedouchebag.
[re=585382]Serolf Divad[/re]: She totally wants him.
This takes some of the air out of the Heywood Jablomy campaign.
[re=585383]bureaucrap[/re]: Don’t forget Zack Wamp! And Rauol Labrador!
C’mon, this is the greatest handle of all time:
https://www.beckett.com/images/pgitems/176570201.jpg
[re=585382]Serolf Divad[/re]: No, cause then he’d get flack from Les Phillip and Mo Brooks…
This is false advertising at its worse; look at the guy, he is pretty obviously an OLD boozer.
[re=585389]V572625694[/re]: Skin Edge was an 80′s-era Georgia politician whose signs kept getting stolen by teh punks.
[re=585383]bureaucrap[/re]: Ima Completedouchebag is already on the GOP ticket for our Governor.
I was a young boozer once, and believe me, you didn’t want to trust me with money.
He may be a fiscal conservative, but he gets liberal amounts of gratuitous cheesecake into his ads.
HotChickswithDouchebags.com?
Yuck it up you fucksticks, the chick in the white dress is only an average, fair to middlin’ type ‘Bama gal. We may have problems but hotties ain’t one of em…
A replacement for Jim Newell? Somehow Young Boozer strikes me as Wonkette material.
I was a young boozer. Now I’m a old sot.
[re=585368]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: Sounds like we may be cousins! Not many outside the clan would know that off the tops of their heads. I don’t know how Young Boozer and I are related exactly, but I know we are!
Whatever happened to Seymore Butts, and I.P. Daily?
Ohmygod, it is Larry fucking David. lol.
I hope Alabama knows theys got a jewboy on theys hands.
Young Boozer: what he lacks in the youth department, he more than makes up for in the boozing department.
Dear Young Boozer,
Ha Ha.
Signed,
Trig Palin
[re=585410]plowman[/re]: That woman appears to have all her teeth, which sets her high above most Alabama women.
Then, of course, there’s those horrible accents which cancel out any physical attractiveness.
[re=585424]JMP[/re]: Also over-application of hair “products.” Ew.
[re=585418]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: To say nothing of Mike Hunt and Mike Hawke.
[re=585437]V572625694[/re]: Oh yeah; a lot of Southern girls look like they stepped out of a time warp from 1986; yuck.
[re=585383]bureaucrap[/re]: To say nothing of current candidate, Dick Nixon’s grandson Chris Cox.
[re=585410]plowman[/re]: **concurs**
[re=585424]JMP[/re]: Hey, I have one of those accents. Did me very well with the ladies while in Chicago!
[re=585456]Duz Itayew[/re]: I may be a leftist commie atheist aborted fetus-eating heathen, but I still say “y’all” and “fixinta.”
[re=585424]JMP[/re]: Actually, all the Alabama women I know have very good teeth. Some have very good lips and tongues also.
Dental health problems are greatest in the poor Black counties such as Macon, Greene, and Sumter. If you would like to help, I’d suggest sending a donation to the Sarrell Clinic, a non-profit that aided about 130,000 poor kids last year. I know they would appreciate your obvious interest.
[re=585424]JMP[/re]: Your comments are regionalist, highly offensive and have caused great pain, suffering and emotional distress. You’ll soon be hearing from the GRITS legal team, boy…
Yeah, [re=585454]JMP[/re] pick on Hawaii: “Oral health statistics for Hawaii are among the worst in the nation. Hawaii’s children have more unmet dental needs, more baby-bottle tooth decay, and more decayed and filled teeth than the nation as a whole. The Hawaii rate of baby bottle tooth decay is nearly three times the national rate; the Hawaii rate of dental caries—the most common childhood disease—is nearly twice the national rate. Hawaii’s children have 33% more unmet treatment needs than children nationally.”
[re=585424]JMP[/re]: But you do have a point. There are few things as sublime as the sweet voice of an Alabama girl who you’ve just given expensive jewelry and/or orgasms. But that voice can be quite different, say when you’re caught giving expensive jewelry and/or orgasms to another Alabama girl, a voice known to kill heterosexual males at up to 25 paces. Beyond that range they usually rely upon firearms though some will use a Trans Am…
Personally, I get a kick out of his “Yes, that’s my real name.”
Like someone would pick “Young Boozer” as a fake name? Instead of “Dick Hurtz?”
[re=585566]Tundra Grifter[/re]: He was thinking of changing it to something more mainstream, like Hussain Boozer.
As a supporter of his opponent, Old Pothead, I say we need more Potheads in the Alabama Treasury Department and less Boozers.
[re=585424]JMP[/re]: “And the Southern girls / with the way they talk / they knock me out when I’m down there.”
Imma gonna’ hafta side with the Beach Boys on this one. A lilting Southern drawl is a win, not fail.
[re=585551]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: And they eat Spam. SPAM!
[re=585703]GOPCrusher[/re]: Ewww! I always thought that was a Mid-Western thing. I don’t believe that I have ever had the stuff, unlike Vienna sausages. I do know lots of vegetarian Alabama ladies.
Speaking of which, my squash and kale and kohlrabi are ready for picking, along with daikon radishes and the first cucumbers, so eat your hearts out ye who dwell in cities and northern climes!
Pretty…pretty…pretty….good ad
I noticed they said he got a Masters Degree in finance but went out of their way not to say where. Was it because he got it from Harvard and they don’t want to make him an elitist? Or was it from some backwoods college that gives out master’s to anyone who gives them several thousand dollars and was created to give the mentally challenged a place where they could get college degrees too?
[re=585672]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Personally, I like having conversations with women, which requires being able to understand what the say; hell, the Scottish and Irish are more comprehensible than Southerners.
Young Boozer/Dick Trickle 2012!
[re=585766]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Undergrad degree Stanford. Masters from Wharton School of Finance at Penn.
Also helped destroy Colonial Bank where he served as Executive Vice President-Risk Management and General Auditor.
Also full name is Young Boozer III.
Also.
[re=585779]JMP[/re]: To which regional dialect are you referring? There are seven primary dialects in the South. Are you evaluating the Cartesian distance between /ey/ and /ay/ or the inglides after /i/ and /e?
[re=585703]GOPCrusher[/re]: I like ta lick the gelatinous goo off spam…
[re=586047]Duz Itayew[/re]: Brrr.. I just made myself sick…
[re=585821]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: I have the non-redneck suthuhn drawl similar to Dim James. Of course, he’s from Brewton, and I’m from right up the road in Andalusia.
[re=586060]Duz Itayew[/re]: Well I’ll be damned, I’m hiding out in the woods near Florala!
…you mean What fresh hell is this and I aren’t the only two weirdos??? awesome!
Could Covington County be a bastion of Alabama liberalism??? I think we should keep hiding out in the woods for now, but things are looking up!
[re=586280]Duz Itayew[/re]: I’m in the former gambling/assassination capitol of Alabama, fabulous Phenix City! Though I must admit that I don’t pay much attention to Alabama state politics, other than what our beloved Wonkette shares. And by the looks of our glorious slew of candidates I am glad I do not, for my remnant of sanity’s sake. I am heartened to find out there are a few Alabamians on here, and that we defend our crazy state, as flawed as it is, instead of going for the cheap-and-easy “most Southerners are retarded and fuck their grandmama(both sides!)” jokes. While it is true that our Republicans are a tad more batshit than their brethren elsewhere, we do not hold exclusive rights to shit-for-brains troglodytes, and the smattering of liberals we do possess are sublime, battle-hardened and second-to-none in terms of our lefty street cred(as we have to deal with mongoloid conservatives every time we step out). Plus, Tallulah Bankhead was from here, and we are at least not Mississipi, also! The very stoned defense now rests … *pan to impassioned and debonair/super-handsome citizen Fap-Smith**cue shitty, weepy music* And scene!
The name is probably the result the traditional practice of ‘old southern money’ naming their children after their parents. For example, if my maternal grandmother’s maiden name was Coke and my last name was Snorter, I would be Coke Snorter. If I were the first-born son, I would be either, Coke Snorter, Jr. or Coke Snorter III. If I happened to be Coke Snorter III, my nickname would be Trey or Trip. Friends would call me Trip Snorter or Trey Snorter.
[re=585779]JMP[/re]: a great number of southerners are of Scottish and Iris decent.
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