America's Collapse Briefly Stalled By Sexytime Obama Pic

Terrible oil spills destroying however many states/Gulfs of Mexico? Stock market collapse, again? Who cares, just look at these sexy grownup people dressed all fancy and not having sex affairs with bloggers or whatever.

This photo was taken just before White House Taco Night, which is always on Wednesdays. Wednesday is Taco Night -- not like Tuesday is Taco Night, which is the case for Real America. (Actually RealRealAmerica has Taco Night every night, after whatever other fifty pounds of shit they ate while watching the TeeVee for seven hours, because Taco Bell is Open Late(TM) at night.) [ White House Flickr ]