Terrible oil spills destroying however many states/Gulfs of Mexico? Stock market collapse, again? Who cares, just look at these sexy grownup people dressed all fancy and not having sex affairs with bloggers or whatever.
This photo was taken just before White House Taco Night, which is always on Wednesdays. Wednesday is Taco Night — not like Tuesday is Taco Night, which is the case for Real America. (Actually Real Real America has Taco Night every night, after whatever other fifty pounds of shit they ate while watching the TeeVee for seven hours, because Taco Bell is Open Late(TM) at night.) [White House Flickr]
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“Honey, let’s bring in Nikki, shall we?”
White House “Taco Night”? Insert horny 14 year-old’s joke…
If Barry had any damn sense, he’s got to have “Sexual Healing” playing on the WH speaker system at that point.
Carla Bruni waiting outside.
[re=585048]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Natch, Mate – how’d'ya think he got here in the first place… and in appreciation, Madame Obama is wearing his favourite color – Bolshevik Red!
Why are they serving a Oaxacan style meal to the President of Mexico- I mean, do we serve bangers and mash to Cameron or a croque monsieur to Sarkozy and Carla?
If I remember correctly, during the Nancy Reagan administration, this hairdo was called the “Le Cirque”.
Boy Ken’s in a foul mood today.
[re=585048]ManchuCandidate[/re]: “Let’s Get It On” is sexier. But this pic makes me feel funny in my tummy. Do not like, as this is the prez and his wife. Inappropriate. Now if Barry was alone…then would like.
Look at her hands. I think he’s unzipped at this point and Mr. Happy is just about to appear. Next photo please.
Let me say the two words that I am sure on on the minds of all of us, after looking at The Divine Ms. M’s FABULOUS ‘do:
“Hair.”
“Products.”
The White House has not contained this much lye since the closing days of the Harding Administration. (For the “yaller” servants who were trying to “pass” in Baltimore’s less-restricted districts during their their once-a-month Sundays off.)
By the way: What precisely is “Hair Food,” anyway?
I hear Barry White.
Photo taken in the White House Mao, er, Map Room.
[re=585102]I Heart Accuracy[/re]: That man could sing.
Barry should go the John Edwards route and make a sex tape. Charge $29.95 for it on pay-per-view and the deficit she is over!
Yeah, my President’s got game.
whatever it takes to get it up (the dow, i mean).
[re=585072]Rentboy.gov[/re]: I thought the Nancy Reagan administration was known as “le cirque de l’Antéchrist”
Since I was a kid, Wednesday is always “Prince spaghetti night”. However we now prefer some fancier pasta makers (and should learn to make our own.)
Taco parties are for any night you want a taco party.
Friday is Pizza night in America.
And don’t forget Steak Saturday, along with…
Plug the damn hole, baby.
Qu’est-ce que c’est.
[re=585077]V572625694[/re]: “Today”? Papa Bear is many things, but happy-go-lucky is certainly not one of them. The man didn’t move to a desert compound because he loves humanity! He saves his “nice” for the kids and the wife (I hope); we get his misanthropic, curmudgeonly, cynical vitriolic side.
NO, Ken–Tuesday is Red’s Tamales Day!
Tenderly Whispers “Can a N***ah Get a Table Dance?”
When our President is getting some, we are all happier. Just look at Bill Clinton.
Peace, Love and Chocolate
Tiffany
[re=585123]lochnessmonster[/re]: You stupid Scot. Don’t you know that, nowadays, it’s referred to as “The Pasta Formerly Known As Prince”?
Unless His Purple Badness changed back to his old handle. In which case, forget I said anything.
But one more thing: When was “Haggis Nite”?
[re=585060]finallyhappy[/re]: It’s because the American trademark is cultural ignorance.
[re=585173]redbonegirl97[/re]: Jesus H. Christ. I thought I was obnoxious. Are you really comparing The Divine Ms. M with that fat Jewish chick in the beret?
I mean, I say some terrible things in here. But I wouldn’t even THINK that.
:::Shudder:::
Quick, someone put on a Supremes tune. Or better yet, some earlier Aretha.
Oh, get away from the music. I’ll do it; you children have no taste:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ffl3KxY3g4
[re=585100]Neilist[/re]: Ooooh, I get it now. You’re a gay who likes guns a lot. While that doesn’t quite explain the outright racism, I guess it must be a very confusing world for you, so I’ll let it pass…
I changed my mind, no offense to Lady Aretha. Got to go with this one, for Barry O and The Divine Ms. M:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jk-Ngm5kKQ
:::Continuing to rummage through his collection of 78s:::
“Hey, who stole my classic ‘Tower of Power: Back To Oakland’??!!??”
[re=585192]assistant/atlas[/re]: “Weapons,” not “guns.” As is, “one is for fighting; the other for fun”?
And what’s wrong with fags? West Hollywood is full of them.
Of course, none of them can “shoot” very well. Weapons, I mean. Not the other thing.
Except the Lesbians, of course. Reportedly, there is this Republican Lesbo Bondage Club over toward Fairfax that has an indoor ping-pong ball range, with target stands at 7, 15 and 30 meters.
The posted top score belongs to Michelle Malkin. Just goes to show: There is no substitute for childhood marksmanship training.
Or should it be “markspersonship”?
READY ON THE LEFT! READY ON THE RIGHT! READY ON THE FIRING LINE! COMMENCE FIRING!
[re=585192]assistant/atlas[/re]: [re=585231]Neilist[/re]: Could Neilist be a ‘Pink Pistol’ shooter?
I thought about it myself, after my Overseas to America, but haven’t bothered to apply for a Firearms Licence yet…
I’ll also go with Marvin Gaye. Not one song, though, both sides of an lp (that’s a vinyl recording, kids). As for the Supremes, only when it’s house cleaning time…unless it’s a rush job, then the Ramones.
[re=585185]Neilist[/re]: Prince. is. hot.
gad, how annoying would it be to have photos taken all the time……
mrs m. lady rocks the pink.
[re=585100]Neilist[/re]: Mee-yow. You are being a catty little bitch today, you just quit smoking or something?
Nancy used to give Ronnie a special “Lollipop” night once a month, but no White House photographs have been found of that.
Not one song, though, both sides of an Except the Lesbians, of course. Reportedly, there is this Republican Lesbo Bondage Club over toward Fairfax that has an indoor ping-pong ball range
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[re=585185]Neilist[/re]: “Jesus H. Christ. I thought I was obnoxious. Are you really comparing The Divine Ms. M with that fat Jewish chick in the beret?”
Thank you. I think this needed to be said.
[re=585178]Neilist[/re]: Never.
[re=585055]Buzz Feedback[/re]: I thought Two-L Michelle got the idea from Carla.
So…exactly how tall is Michelle Obama? She looks ginormous….
[re=585316]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: This picture makes him very angry and aroused, like most of life.
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