As illustrated by this frightening photograph that has nothing to do with this particular news story — except for the Krazy Chicken Furry harassing some sort of political staffers — a Chicken Furry is a very terrifying thing, especially for political people. What will the chicken do? Will it hold you down and make “chicken love” to your butt? These things have happened, this is serious! And that’s why the State of Nevada has officially banned people in chicken suits from showing up at the Nevada early voting stations.
Imagine how scared *you* would be, to see such a thing, while you lived in Nevada. There is just no place for loud, stupid and obnoxious visual stimuli in Nevada.
The Reno Gazette Journal reports on this hard-hitting development:
At early voting stations that open today across the state, chicken suits are being added to the list of banned campaign material such as political buttons, shirts, hats and signs within 100 feet of polling places.
In this election year, wearing a chicken costume would be an “inappropriate and obvious” advocacy message against one particular candidate for U.S. Senate, said Washoe County Registrar of Voters Dan Burk.
But which candidate, and how could something as soothing and sexy as a Chicken Furry be “inappropriate”? Oh yeah because diingbat wingnutter Sue Lowden, who is running against Harry Reid, said we don’t need health care because you can just bring your chicken down to the doctor and everybody could sex up the chicken and then use it as “bread” for a shit sandwich, the end.
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Nice Dylan reference in the alt text.
Isn’t that a scene from “Splice?”
But chickens could vote before this right?
Nevada really needs to increase its resolution.
This is good news for roosters.
This IS serious. That youtube guy from the thread below could be hiding inside.
Much like the aftereffects of eating a KFC’s Double Down, this keeps coming back to haunt that dipshit.
I don’t see anything funny about this. I got nothing.
Nevada allows gambling and prostitution but chicken suits are banned?
What does Nevada have against Herbert Hoover, anyway? I mean it is his damned Dam that give Vegas the juice to light up Vegas.
the image reveals that the chicken furry is in the presence of digitized android women surrogates. they don’t eat chicken, so there is nothing to fear.
Keep fucking that chicken, Nevada!
Harry Reid has really been underestimated by everyone. First he passes health care, then he forces the NV Board of Election to publicly comment on the appropriateness of wearing chicken suits to polling places. Stone-cold killer he is.
This is Wonkett. I expect giggly headlines like: Chicken Costumes Banned At Nevada Polling Places. Except this country has gone so insanely fucking nuts; that’s actually the headline.
Don’t you know about the bird? Sure, everybody knows that the bird is the word…
Oh baby, that pixelated babe reminds me of all too much Japanese porn.
First they came for the chickens, and I said nothing…
You could feed a family of twelve for a week if you B-B-Q ed that bird up! Umm, umm good!
Seriously, that is one disturbed looking chicken. The chicks look alright, though.
That chicken is definitely angling to wriggle his pecker in that staffers excrement. She’ll probably go for it since she’s been horribly disfigured by some kind of hit and run pixelation tragedy as demonstrated by her featureless features, and therefor is willing to score outside her phylum, though one would imagine that from behind, she’d be a fairly normal looking woman and therefor could probably locate a human type man for kinky sexy-time, or perhaps she prefers being pecked on the back of the head while engaged in raucous boom boom.
So many questions about this picture, is it an analogy for the Republican Party leadership ? BP ? The Dang Nigerian in the White House? Or is it just a giant chicken preparing to butt bang a horribly disfigured woman in Nevada…and if so why is that notable?
What about Rooster costumes?? are they banned too, or is Nevada discriminating against male fowl?
He’s everywhere! He’s everywhere!
What about Rooster costumes?? are they banned too, or is Nevada discriminating against female fowl?
So now Nevada is profiling poultry.
Finish the danged fence.
How can we, as a nation, tolerate this hateful targeting of the furry lifestyle? Without furries, could there even be Republicans?
[re=583699]Spiro Agnew[/re]: First they came in the chickens, and I said nothing…
I want my pollo rights!!!!
looks like an Asian PrOn, …not that I would know about that.
[re=583685]ManchuCandidate[/re]: You do understand that “KFC” stands for “Keep Fucking that Chicken”, right? It’s an obvious endorsement of the furry lifestyle. So, my advice is to double down and Keep Fucking that Chicken.
[re=583703]dijetlo[/re]: This being Nevada the question arises: Who is paying whom for the avian butt-bang?
[re=583704]azw88[/re]: Don’t worry… Nevada is ALL about the cock.
[re=583704]azw88[/re]: [re=583706]azw88[/re]: That’s actually a six foot tall urine-soaked gay rave rooster in the photo, so your confusion is understandable.
[re=583710]wilbro[/re]: Needs moar chicken wire.
What about TruckNutz costumes? They’re still okay, right?
I’m relieved. My ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT “costume” has apparently passed muster. What, it’s a rooster people, come on!
[re=583699]Spiro Agnew[/re]: ‘for’ s/b ‘on’. This is Nevada, you know.
Why do I suddenly hear the phrases “Ooo…a special delivery” and “Gee, it’s hot in here” spoken by Japanese ladies when I see this photograph?
Best joke ever: Guy in yellow on the list turns to his buddy in the foxhole and says, “One of these days I’m gonna get out of this chicken outfit.”
[re=583697]Bruno[/re]: And why did they pixelate the boobs of the girl in the green shirt? Are they so awesome they’re recognizable by themselves?
If there were anyone in Nevada with a sense of humor, they would gather a crowd, dress them as ducks, geese, pigs, cows, etc, and send them en masse to polling stations.
Ok, everybody in Nevada, I need your attention for just a second. I need you all to do me a favor. Go out and buy a lab coat like the one your doctor wears. Then I need you to find a dude with a truck full of chicken cages, and have him take you all to vote at the same time. Then, when you get to the polling station, everybody needs to line up and probe his asshole in exchange for a chicken, which you take in with you.
For those especially bold (and keen on federal detention centers), try to offer the bird, or an asshole probing, to somebody in line if they’ll switch their vote to Lowden.
[re=583719]Gun-toting Progressive[/re]: In Nevada, they loooooove the CLOACA.
[re=583717]x111e7thst[/re]: Senator Ensign, of course.
[re=583726]coolcatdaddy[/re]: He fixes the cable?
[re=583736]Doglessliberal[/re]: What about Penn and Teller? They live in Nevada and they have a sense…no, you’re right. No one with a sense of humor could live in Nevada, except maybe up around Tahoe. Maybe all the nuke waste in Yucca Mountain will mutate them into people with a sense of humor. Or Mormons.
When chicken costumes are outlawed, only outlaws will dress as chickens.
[re=583728]V572625694[/re]: In Vegas, yes.
So, no politician in Nevada promises a chicken for every pot?
Chicken that size would probably be worth a lot of doctor’s office visits, at least in the minds of some.
[re=583688]Scarab[/re]: Nevada allows gambling and prostitution but chicken suits are banned?
Technically, *in polling places*, gambling and prostitution are illegal as well. Unless you count voting for a Nevada politician gambling. Which you should.
[re=583740]dijetlo[/re]: And how did Senator Ensign get to Washington? His dick was stuck in the chick.
And yet I doubt they are going to ban retards in colonial dress.
[re=583716]Chain Tattoo[/re]: [re=583692]FMA[/re]: I think you mean, keep [b]yiffing[/b] that chicken!
[re=583716]Chain Tattoo[/re]: [re=583692]FMA[/re]: I think you mean, keep yiffing that chicken!
I’m just showin some love for that chicken from Popeyes. Though the biscuits derserve twice as much. Hope y’all are eating lunch, Wonketteers!
ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.
[re=583712]Extemporanus[/re]: This reminds me of a joke that was au courant back in the grad school days.
Q: Why do you wrap a gerbil in electrical tape?
A: So it won’t explode when you fuck it.
This, in turn, gave rise to a variation (printed in the student paper!) that went like this:
All around the mulberry bush,
the monkey chased the wease.
The monkey forgot the electrical tape,
Pop! goes the weasel.
I would wholly support a ban on chicken furries if it also included a ban on The Chicken Dance at weddings (The Electric Slide, too).
[re=583786]Chuckie Jesus[/re]: Love that name. Somebody come up with a photo of Chuck E. Cheese with a crown of thorns, please!
[re=583807]user-of-owls[/re]: Weasel you ignorant gerbil. Ugh.
Ken really should have scrambled to chicken face, too.
[re=583807]user-of-owls[/re]: electrical tape won’t work… it stretches too easily.. gotta go with duct (or is that duck) tape…
Keep your eyes peeled boys, someone’s going to make love to this chicken any second now.
[re=583777]glamourdammerung[/re]: Or showing up with a loaded handgun in your holster, or carrying an AR-15.
Those will be perfectly acceptable as long as you’re not wearing a chicken suit.
[re=583781]mumblyjoe[/re]: wow, what kind of asshole double-posts a furry joke like that.
[re=583843]GOPCrusher[/re]: What if your AR-15 is chicken-themed?
[re=583764]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Except when voting for a Nevada politician is prostitution.
But if someone drew a big chicken in the sky with lasers, that would be OK?
That chicken is just there to inform the nice lady that the sky is falling.
I’ma lookin’, I say I’ma lookin’ for Peter Griffin…
Poultry in motion.
“I plucked him once, why pluck him again?”
God. Dammit.
Psycho Chicken
Well, there goes the whole “Get Clucky in Vegas” marketing campaign . . .
Isn’t that Wolf Blitzer in said chicken furry suit? I just assume he wears that anytime he has an interview with Dick Cheney
I can’t wait until Sean Hannity has that chicken furry on his show so his drooling teevee audience can clap their flippers while he asks him stupid questions, also.
Diseased Mexicans from Oaxaca,
Invade, but don’t call them macaca,
Your good health now starts,
By trading chickens, and parts,
Though your doctor won’t want the Cloaca.
Mr. (or Mrs.) chicken jokester needs a sound beating about the arms and legs with a axe handle, sparing the head so they can testify afterwards that it isn’t a good idea to play games in polling places. And then they should have the handle shoved up their “cloaca” with considerable force. Alternately, placing them in a modern version of the stocks for the tourists to pelt with rancid things and beat them (again, not in the head) vigorously.
Of course it could be I’m just grumpy today.
The only reasonable response: dress up like a sexy doctor, with a rubber chicken stuffed discreetly in your pants.
So now it is still legal to pay someone to choke your chicken in Nevada but illegal to wear a chicken suit.
I really hope Lowden makes it through the primary, if only so we get more of this…lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLT9izKrpyc
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