Earlier this week Mark Williams, “chairman” of the Tea Party Express bus line for Tea Party protest-bound patriots, wrote on his hate blog that Muslims all worship “the terrorists’ monkey god.” But it’s Hindus who worship a monkey god named Lord Hanuman (seen here, wearing Dior Couture), not muslins. After blaming his mistake on the baby scorpions who live inside his cranial cavity, eating his brain away, Williams apologized — but only to the Hindus, whose wonderful Lord Hanuman is nothing like Allah the Not-Monkey, who creates evil all the time.
Meanwhile, Williams has referred to the mosque being planned across from Ground Zero as a “monument to the 911 hijackers,” and has also called Islam “a 7th Century Death Cult coughed up by a psychotic pedophile and embraced by defective, tail sprouting, tree swinging, semi-human, bipedal primates with no claim to be treated like human beings or even desirable mammals for that matter.” Mark Williams probably won’t be getting any gingerbread imams or other gifts from Muslims this Ramadan.
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Nuke ‘em.
Today, we are all coughed up by a psychotic pedophile.
“Coughed Up By A Psychotic Pedophile”. Projecting much Mark?
Number of Hindus in the World: 885 million
Number of Muslims in the world: 1.57 Billion
Insulting them all in one sentence: Priceless
Wow, I’ve got something in common with a teatard. His description of Islam is exactly what I’ve said about Christians. The pedophile part rings especially true.
But of, a first century death cult spewed up by a psychopathic sex-hating delusional misogynist is perfectly OK.
And I knew the racists thought Jews have horns, but Muslims having tails is a new one. Wonder if they’re prehensile, since that could be used for some interesting fetishes. Actually, his description of Muslims sounds a lot like the late Nightcrawler of the X-Men.
Whereas Mark himself is a perfectly rationale pedophile. Now I understand everything.
If all Hindus are created in Hanuman’s image why don’t they all have cankles?
I’m sure his invisible sky wizard wouldn’t approve of him talking about his fellow men that way.
The Teatardtarian’s kinda got a point:
From where I sit, flying pedophile embracing monkeys look like nothing but trouble.
As any primatologist can vouch, monkeys make the very best gods.
He would have been right at home at Lucknow, 1857.
It’s not a tail, the monkey god is just well-hung……
I thought this was the God of cleft-palates.
From the pic, I’d say it looks like Lord Hanuman is taking a big sloppy dump all over Mark Williams and his tebagger bus. And now he holds a mighty turd aloft and declares “Behold, this is a Lord Hanuman dump, and Imma gonna go all Cleveland Steamer on ye teabaggers, YEAH!”
Or something like that.
To paraphase another’s comment, I beseech Ganesh, the revered Remover of Obstacles, to remove this particular teabag of an obstacle. Preferably by squashing flat.
WHY ARE THESE FUCKTARDS GIVEN A PLATFORM????????????
Sorry, if I don’t shout, I will cry, in depression.
And the latest “My fake irrational sadist god is better than your fake irrational sadist god” battle is on, untroubled, of course, by the fact that it’s the same fake irrational sadist god that they’re talking about. It’s too bad God doesn’t exist or he could settle this thing once and for all. Just kidding — I’m thrilled every day that God doesn’t exist.
[re=582792]rambone[/re]: Desserts, too — I have a recipe for Banana’s Hanuman that’s absolutely out of this world!
[re=582796]geminisunmars[/re]: BLASPHEMER! Stacey Keach is the God of Cleft Palates!
Those silly Muslins, worshipping their pedophile monkey god. Why can’t they worship something real and true, like a Jewish zombie who got his mom pregnant with himself so we could eat his flesh to save us from the punishment we got when the imaginary lady ate the fruit the talking snake gave her?
Williams decided to apologize to Hindus after discovering that his Web site management had been outsourced.
Q. What does Mark Williams call a guy who fathered a child by a 13 year old, the 13 year old minx who had the child out of wedlock, and their bastard child?
A. God (also, full credit for Joseph), the Virgin Mary, and Baby Jeebus.
[re=582801]SayItWithWookies[/re]: But, in its place, we have natural selection, which prefers racist traits because packs kill and survive very effectively, and religious traits because it produces martyrs for the pack.
[re=582797]Chain Tattoo[/re]: That pic’s Lord Hanuman? Huh, I thought it was just another one “Make my baby!” ads.
Seriously, those are some creepy looking babies.
[re=582806]Extemporanus[/re]: My apologies to Keachians, everywhere.
..and what,pray tell, is his definition of a desirable mammal?
[re=582823]gurukalehuru[/re]: “Desirable mammals” are the kind you can shoot and eat, like opossum.
[re=582821]geminisunmars[/re]: Join me at Lip Service this Sunday, and all shall be forgiven.
Oh dear:
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/upload/2007/06/jesus_chimp.jpg
Psychotic pedophile? Horatio Alger invented Islam?
[re=582827]V572625694[/re]: Opossums are marsupials.
Yes, teapartiers are upset with “corruption” and “big government”, that’s what it’s about, absolutely.
And you really shouldn’t mess Hanuman, either, as he’s all about loyalty and duty and *kicking you in the ass*, repeatedly, possibly by jumping all over you and destroying entire cities.
[re=582827]V572625694[/re]: I KNEW it. The teabagger god is that bear from the Sugar Smacks. Eureka!
Hindu Jesus in the pic seems to be a lot more fun than regular Jesus and Muslin Jesus combined! Where do I sign up?
[re=582837]Extemporanus[/re]: It’s been a while since I’ve had a good ole fashioned Lip Service. I may just come. So to speak.
[re=582807]smitallica[/re]: You explain it so eloquently.
[re=582807]smitallica[/re]: That was my favorite paragraph ever.
But there is no racism in the Tea Party movement. No indeed.
[re=582879]gurukalehuru[/re]: And marsupials are a subclass of the class of mammals.
[re=582879]gurukalehuru[/re]: Okay, you got me, bad example. How about deer?
[re=582807]smitallica[/re]: Ever since I started worshiping the Emperor of Japan, my life has been so much better.
How does he feel about lizard people?
Possums are desirable in chocolate gravy.
Pigs and cows are desirable on those lonely country nights.
[re=582916]Dolmance[/re]: All hail Amaterasu! Banzai!
[re=582879]gurukalehuru[/re]: And, yet, nonetheless, also mammals. The babies just do their breastfeeding indoors.
[re=582911]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Now, what he said wasn’t racist; he was calling people sub-humans who don’t deserve to live because of their religion, not their race.
And you know else called a group of people sub-humans who don’t deserve to live because of their religion…
Mark Williams may be — heck, is — an asshole wingnut extraordinaire, but, like Glenn Beck, he’s really all about himself and getting all the publicity he can. Hence the uber-assholism and gratuitous goading, which creates an absolute need for extensive journalistical coverage and discussion, in America.
Dead giveaway: When his screeds mention Obama or Socialism, he turns them into links to his website. Which totally would have jacked up his ranking on Google, if Google had only let their algorithms stagnate since two months after they were founded.
[re=582823]gurukalehuru[/re]: I got your desirable mammal right here. (semi-SFW)
[re=582827]V572625694[/re]: You forgot, Oppossums is fer sexy time, too! then they’s fer eatin’…what kind of teatard are you to not know their order of operations?
The Chinese had a “monkey king” who came to life from solid stone…not exactly a god, but close enough for me to take offense on their behalf.
The notable thing about the legend of the Monkey King is he once took a whizz on Buddhas hand during a territorial dispute. We can only hope the Teatard King suffers a similar fate for offending him.
Well, whatever you can say about “their god” he sure has a light and gay spring in his step. Sort of frolic-y.
Waitaminit. Why isn’t somebody in here standing up for this guy’s rights?
[re=582905]geminisunmars[/re]: The Palate of Keach compels you!
Come to think of it Christianity is pretty much of a death cult if you study its history. And it’s supposedly based on the death and then zombification of its mascot. Whose blood & flesh you eat to remember him by.
Freaky.
So he calls a mosque a monument to the terrorist monkey-god, right? And then when people complain, he says he wasn’t saying Muslins have a monkey-god but that terrorists do?
Does he have evidence that the mosque is a terrorist Muslin mosque instead of a regular Muslin mosque or???
So, we’re allowed to call [i]this[/i] guy a racist, right?
Orlando, you can’t be a pilgrim. The pilgrims had snowy white skin to match their pure Christian souls. They didn’t sacrifice coconuts to their monkey gods.
Jesus, Lauri, Donatella Versace is going to be SO PISSED that you credited her work to Dior Couture. You won’t believe how big her lips get when she really has something to pout about.
[re=582945]dijetlo[/re]: Yes, Sun Wukong, the partner of my namesake, Zhu Bajie.
He plays the coolest part in the Ramayana. Any god who dances like that is pretty cool in my book. I’d much rather worship him vs a dead guy nailed to wood.
Chain Tattoo: I’m a coconut Indian, (you know, brown on the outside, white on the inside) but I believe that which you refer to as a turd is the Sanjeev Hill which has the herb to heal Lakshmana (Rama’s brother) who was mortally wounded, but not remembering which herb in particular is the correct herb (not being a botanist or naturopath), he took the whole hill with him. He also kidnapped the sun and held it in his underarm until he got the hill so that he could be back before the sun went down or up.
He did some mischief of his own, setting the city on fire with his tail when he was captured, bound and his tail lit on fire. All the Hindu Stories depict their characters as pulling pranks on each other. Hindus are not any more peaceful than believers of other religions as the riots and murders during the partition of India would demonstrate or any less hypocritical about sex than Americans, but the right wing Christians don’t have much ground to stand on, criticizing them or any other religion for embracing violence or persecuting minorities. To paraphrase Michael Moore, the white male Christian is becoming the minority and we all know how well we in America treat our minorities.
BTW, I think possums and opossums are of separate genuses.
[re=582764]Snarkalicious[/re]: I’m surprised this delusional crackhead, Williams didn’t blame Elvis’s ghost for all those illegal field workers, much less him on his knees worshipping Saint Bush.
The illustration IS a very fine picture of David Gregory in Furry drag.
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