Furry Massachusetts socialist Scott Brown switched his vote to “yes” on the latest financial regulatory reform motion to proceed, after LYING to elderly Mormon vote-counter Harry Reid and voting “no” during last night’s attempt. Today’s final count was 60 to 40, just enough to break a filibuster, making Brown’s switch the deciding factor. Let’s see what Republicans on Twitter have to say about this.
A little calmer this time, as though the Twitter market’s been expecting this. “DCPlod” had its net out before us. DAM YOU! What is this about the vitamins that Scott Brown will force us to take, though?
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Where are the pubes?
Teapooping
Get DCPlod on the phone plx. Head sex ploding sounds like a pretty good time.
Not as good as holding Marilyn’s head underwater in the tub while shtupping her, but maybe in the ballpark.
Can we still hate him?
Who knew Scott Brown’s happy-trail leads directly to DECEIT!
Leak his nudes, repubs!
How can Scott betray the Teabaggers who, being out of touch with reality, believe they, not his opponent’s incompetent campaign, were responsible for his election?
You know what they say about a man that has a big, long nose don’t you?
Maybe he’s tired of looking for a Repub guy interested in his daughters.
[re=581964]bitchincamaro[/re]: No. You may respectfully dislike him though. You can even have mild disdain for him. But any nod toward civility should make you weep at this point.
What the fuck Man!?
We voted for you because you drove a pick-up around, auctioned off your daughters for breeding stock and were supposed to follow our Muslin President around and scream, “You Lie” every time he said something! You are a Trater to the American people!
Have you heard that everyone is going to need a federal carbon emission license for their house in Obama’s hairbrained cap and trade bill?? I heard this in an email and it says they checked it on Snopes and it’s 100% true.
@ Jim: The “vitamins” are just more LIES.
I thought Joe Sestak beat this guy already. Oh wait — wrong fake Republican.
Does anyone know what Sarah has to say about this? Not that I care. But shouldn’t see be commenting in….3….2…1.
[re=581983]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Great, when the Mexican army comes and seizes our guns and pickup trucks and we’re all herded off to be executed by UN death squads, we can all thank YOU for voting for this facist!
Keep the gubmint out of my free-market vitamins!
Man twitter is just becoming a whole new language I can’t read half this shit
[re=581961]Troubledog[/re]: I’ve already been contacted by several Republicans expressing interest in some kinky sexyheadplodingtime, so you’ll just have to wait.
In the meantime Wonkette overlords, you may bow and exalt at my awesome beating-to-the-punch skills.
What is this “head sex ploding”? And would Richard Dawkins do it to a dog?
I guess once your hairy scrot is published, lying is a gravy train.
[re=581995]Roll Fish[/re]: Half? I don’t I understood any of that. Does Twitter always have random @s and #s in front of non-word collections of letters?
[re=582036]JMP[/re]: Hello, Starbucks rules the world now. English is so Orange Julius.
[re=582036]JMP[/re]: Seriously, I need someone to translate “Search Scott Brown and #tcot.” I’m no Luddite but I can’t understand this bullshit.
[re=582036]JMP[/re]: Yes. #I’m afraid @its #twits @tinyurl #twittering #their @twats Sort of like deciphering bird calls.
[re=582055]Ducksworthy[/re]: Is there a point to all that? Oh wait, it’s Twitter, the whole thing’s pointless.
I’m glad these people have found a medium where they can rant incomprehensibly in a language no one understands and in a place no one will hear them.
Whoever thought Scott Brown would rock it, indeed.
[re=582063]Cape Clod[/re]: It’s a giant, egalitarian mall food-court, but for people to lazy to walk there.
[re=581987]SmutBoffin[/re]: [re=581994]Come here a minute[/re]: I can’t take any more of these GNC talking points — they’re making me sick!
What about ACORN? Wake up, sheeples!
So, Sen. Brown is just going to be another Susan Collins/Olympia Snowe? AWESOME.
Why are the wingnuts against this again? I understand why the Republican politicians would be (i.e. bribes), but the rank-in-file wingnuts rationalize being tools of corporations how exactly?
My eye split up headsexploding into head-sex-[...] and I thought, “liar.”
Love Scott’s penetrating gaze there.
You just know he’ll disappoint us sometime.
The comments about this on his Facebook page are, as always, a fountain of schaudenfreude-ish joy.
[re=582153]BarackMyWorld[/re]:
Easy. They see themselves as potential gazillionaires and they don’t want to be fucked when they get there.
Which brings me to another point. Why aren’t they all gazillionaires by now? What the fuck are they waiting for? I mean, liberals can’t be rich on the count that they’re lazy, but conservatives are the hard working backbone of America. So what gives?
[re=581995]Roll Fish[/re]: If you made it through half of this shit, you did better than me. It just seemed like they were all repeating that thing about the teabaggers getting a receipt.
Twitter is for morons.
[re=582020]DCPlod[/re]: Okay, DCPlod, since you’re such a smarty-pants about the twitter, maybe Ken can hire you as the official twitterese to wonkettescenities translator. If they said fuck more, we might understand it better.
I don’t know if anyone’s said it here yet, but I have to say it anyway, since it feels so good.
“Where is your god now, bitches?”
Maybe he’ll go on Rachel Maddow’s show and explain his change of heart.
[re=582211]Abou Diaby[/re]: [re=582153]BarackMyWorld[/re]: The answer is much simpler than that: Rush and Beck are referring to the FinReg bill, which ensures we’ll never have to bail out a failing bank again, as a horrible boondoggle known as “the bank bailout bill.”
When Rush and Beck tell them all that roses smell bad and shit smells lovely, they’ll be spending their days sniffing their own shit (if they aren’t already).
[re=582020]DCPlod[/re]: What is sexploding? Meh, fuck it – as long as you get head with it, I’m in!!
[re=582171]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: “Love Scott’s penetrating gaze there.”
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Wonder if he has ever used that nose to penetrate gays?
WTF does it say? Can someone point me in the direction of a Twatter –> English translator?!
[re=582444]jus_wonderin[/re]: Duh. He’s a republican.
Sarah was out shootin’ at Messigins cause they won’t clear her bush when she heard Levi was in her boudoir wid one of her kids and thot she’d take cares of bidness, then go huntin’ fer Scott to clear her bush. Bristol’s sperm fat again, if’n ya seen the pitchers on “Good Mornin’ Murka wid Katie Curik & Lucus Tanner”. Sarah will win in 2012 if she drags around a horse and a bug-eyed anorexic, like Ronnie did.
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