Hey Summer Interns, It's Today's Hot Rental Opportunity: Live With A Poop Monster

In today's edition of Wonkette Real Estate Prospects For Summertime Workers, we have this room available for rent in DC's lovely Capitol Hill neighborhood. Your roommate would tell you about all the hottest Defense Department gossip, take you to the blandest fun spots in town, and also MAINTAIN A WRITTEN RECORD OF YOUR SHIT. [ Consumerist via Metroblogging DC ]