- The liberals are going to poop all over Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission by making WordPress weblogs illegal. Makes sense and very sneaky! [RedState]
- The president of Brazil (Hugo Chavez) has been hanging out with the unfashionable Moscow/Tehran crowd, and you know what that means! Yes, Brazil has the Bomb and also probably the Earthquake Machine. [Weekly Standard]
- Matt Yglesias doesn’t understand why the media is ignoring the anonymous American hero who gallantly hid a pipe bomb in a Jacksonville mosque. [Matt Yglesias]
- Contrary to popular belief, the British Royal Navy does not maintain a database of sea monster sightings or sea monster fan fiction written by lonely sailor-men. However, the Queen does keep an accurate tally of all the popcorn shrimp she encounters during tea time and luncheon. [Hit & Run]
- Michael Steele was accused of being part of “the Republican Party Establishment,” which he denied obviously, because Michael Steele is actually a rebellious Republican cow that got squashed by a caboose. [Think Progress]
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS
May 20, 2010
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It’s a good thing Steele can’t read.
God bless Captain Vere!
Redstate is organizing a march so corporations can sit in the front of the bus and eat at public lunch counters.
It must be hard to be paranoid about other democracies that are basically allied with the US. Yes, it’s obvious Brazil must be working on a bomb, otherwise why its President visit other world leaders? And even if they did, who would Brazil threaten; they’re not serious enemies with anyone except ugly sexually repressed people. Oh god – that’s America!
Lula is Brazil. All hail Lula, the benevolent dictator Plato told us we need.
In other news:
Ritzy Arabs try to snag some Obama silverware … again.
http://tinyurl.com/29gsjxu
GOP nominates family guy.
http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/staten_island_republican_vito.html
What I want to know : has intern Riley ever put up a post here without linking to Matt Ygelesias, and is there a reason for his infatuation with MY?
[re=581491]JMP[/re]: To be fair, we have completely fucked Brazil over numerous times over the last decade or two (look up the Brazil-US WTO dispute, we’re so scared of getting rid of our trade-distorting agribusiness subsidies, now we have to subsidize Brazil’s cotton industry).
But yeah, Brazil is consistently the better man-country-thing on these issues, and always with us on defense.
No, he’s not part of the establishment, he’s just the FUCKING CHAIRMAN. They don’t actually have an establishment.
Red State’s law student sure takes a lot of words to say that if you intentionally misunderstand something you can make it mean the most absurd and evil things. Red State’s blogger is going to make a great lawyer.
I’m not sure what the Teabagger preoccupation is with their irrational belief that they are about to have their Freedom Of Speech taken away, but then I read the Redstate comment section and I think that not only would it not be a bad idea, but we should institute a policy of involuntary commitment to mental institutions and labotomies.
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