RAND PAUL HAD FANCY EVENT AT COUNTRY CLUB, What A Monster

Even though Rand Paul is a mean Kentucky whore who's only in position to become a United States Senator because his wacky father is popular on Internet message boards, this is kind of terrible, that CNN thinks it's controversial (and then Not As Controversial, when they realized he was just saving money this way) for Paul to be holding his victory party at a country club.

 Many other news outlets have brought up this horrifying political crisis, too. How is this more elitist than holding it at a Four Seasons Grand Ballroom, like every other major candidate does? It's not like black people are allowed in either way.

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