Even though Rand Paul is a mean Kentucky whore who’s only in position to become a United States Senator because his wacky father is popular on Internet message boards, this is kind of terrible, that CNN thinks it’s controversial (and then Not As Controversial, when they realized he was just saving money this way) for Paul to be holding his victory party at a country club.
Many other news outlets have brought up this horrifying political crisis, too. How is this more elitist than holding it at a Four Seasons Grand Ballroom, like every other major candidate does? It’s not like black people are allowed in either way.
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They’re all elitist–over-priced country clubs and over-priced hotels.
If they want to really be “of the people,” they should hold their receptions and speeches and parties at something that all people can attend and afford.
Until that time, they’re all morons and hypocrites.
And come on — it’s a Kentucky country club, for Christ’s sake. All that means is that there was no coal under it.
So what’s the big deal? Down at the Trailer park, we have our own private golf course and tennis courts.
And we even have a day for the coloreds.
Long John Silvers or GTFO!!!
“For the next 60 seconds? Yes, Ms. Soup, he is the new face of the Teabaggers.”
He couldn’t just have it at his house or in a field somewhere?
Shh, it’s a “narrative”. That means you’re not allowed to question it.
[re=580977]thefrontpage[/re]: So, the bar at a TGI Friday’s, then?
Most media are still fuming over the fact that Al Gore bought an expensive house in California! Any rich liberal environmentalist should be living in a treehouse made from recycled Mother Earth News magazines.
Technically, aren’t all clubs in Kentacky “country”?
Rand Paul for Senate
He’s got his, fuck you
“The dues are not that obnoxious, like $7,500 a year.”
O rly? The CNN guy makes too much money.
OK, at 0:45, where Cooper says, “If you want to talk fiscal conservatism, his staff says one of the reasons he gets a room there is…”, how many of you completed that sentence with, “…on account of the fawn-like asses of the caddies.”?
[re=580977]thefrontpage[/re]: What’s to see? Just settin’ and spittin’.
Surely somebody’s mom and dad have a nice big rumpus room. Randy Paul could at least stick around for MMORPG.
[re=580991]m_supercomputer[/re]: “You know what, Rand, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of tard, like your party boss over there, Ron, why don’t you just make the minimum 37 pieces of tard?”
$7,500.00 That’s not to pricey.
Are you kidding me? I wonder what it cost to join Augusta?
Guys like Rand Paul and the teatards are kinda like this ongoing high-school romantic comedy in American politics. Rand Paul is the pretty cheerleader, and the teatards are, well, the teatards. They get asked to the homecoming dance, and they just know that this probably shouldn’t be happening, but they want so much to believe this could be their moment. Then they get there, and realize that Rand Paul had some plot-twisting reason for wanting to go with them to the dance, as Rand Paul leaves them to fellate the cruelly handsome quarterback from the richest family in town.
What makes this a comedy for me is that the ending where Rand Paul loves the teatards for who they are, on the inside, never fucking happens. But it’s not like a strong grasp of history is among the teatards’ strengths, so congratulations and well played, Rand Paul.
At my cuntry club we talk dumbly wield a big dick.
I see one member of the CNN panel who probably isn’t a member of the BGCC.
and, also
More proof that The TeaBagger Party is a Grassroots organization.
[re=581008]twowheeljunkie[/re]: Who’s the richest blax dude in Georgia, and what are that dude’s max liquid assets? The cost is 5 hundo above that.
I LOLed at MSNBC last night, where somebody described Paul as a “firey orator,” followed by a clip of him mumbling and droning a bunch of douchey cliches.
I wanted to check out the food at the kosher-vegetarian station, but….Also
FREEDOM!!!!
Is it a Whites only country club?
I just think it’s funny that someone other than a Democrat is being accused of being an elitist.
What will happen when the teabaggers, who are fascists, meet up with the Paultards, who are libertarians?
[re=581044]zhubajie[/re]: No, it a Cunts only whitey club.
Is the scampy little carpetbagger going to run to the center now? Or is he going full teatarded? Either way, hilarity will ensue. Thanks, Torture McCorporatism!
[re=581012]Aflac Shrugged[/re]: Slow clap.
[re=581046]Aurelio[/re]: I defy you to show me the difference between them now, other than the tinfoil hats.
So what’s his stand on Veranda Rights?
[re=581060]Radiotherapy[/re]: He’s got Credenza on the Veranda.
[re=581034]WadISay[/re]: Although he is what you could generously call a mediocre speaker, his oration is full of Pavlovian buzz words that teabaggers react to like a chorus of seals with electrodes up their asses.
*Hoping Rodney Dangerfield crashes the festivities*
Literally.
With a golf cart.
Also, that’s your gotcha for the year, John King. Wadda wanker.
Why couldn’t Paul hold his teartard party in a state park like the soon-to-be-former rep from Indiana and his abstinent-tard lady-whore staffer?
That’s free.
Cheaper than a motel, anyway.
Ron Paul, Rand Paul…where does RuPaul fit into all of this?
They didn’t mention that at the Crab Orchard Cuntry Club free opossum, choco-gravy and biscuits were had by all. Next step: privatize that damn Daniel Boone National Forest. Dan Boone was a genuine teatard and would never name a forest after himself. Cut it down already.
[re=581046]Aurelio[/re]: They’ll both bitch about taxes and how black people get everything handed to them.
If Rand Paul is the new face of the Tea Baggers, who is their Wiener?
Hot Air| Left’s first attack on Rand Paul: He held his victory rally at a country club
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/05/19/lefts-first-attack-on-rand-paul-he-held-his-victory-rally-at-a-country-club/
Only in Kentucky (well uh, maybe Alabama, Missippi, Idaho, Montana, N & S Dakota, South Carolina and most likely Texass) can a full blown douche-libconsevatard idiot win an election, primarily because the electorate is mentally challenged. I wonder if he’s going to establish one of those “Paultard” villages, population: Ø?
Sorry Mississippi! not really
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