Wonkette operative Bearbloke just sent the newsroom a very troubling message: “My mate in California informed me that his father is a FULL-BLOWN Birther candidate for the U.S. Senate from Kentucky, running for Sen. Bunning’s seat in today’s primary election!” Check out Gurley Martin, who has two loves: fine ass women and fancy cars. But has he stolen a car, for his love? Has he raped the women? Gurley Martin says NO, so let’s vote for him, restore dignity to the office of the Senate for once.
Come on, America, will at least some loopy wingnut voice of the lunatic fringe of U.S. politics please stand up for Gurley Martin? Oh, National Review Online’s The Corner would like to help us out? Okay, that’s not exactly a full-throated endorsement, but Gurly Martin will take it, and he won’t rape it, because this is America. [Gurley Martin]