Does anyone outside of Nevada remember America’s Worst Governor, drunken idiot slimeball waitress-assaulting Jim Gibbons, a red-faced beady-eyed turd so stupid and crooked that even Nevada’s Republicans have spent the past three rotten years mocking and attacking his incompetent, missing-in-action term as governor?
Well, he is running for re-election now, in the Republican Primary — and he’s 18 points behind his GOP challenger!
Here’s what one of Gibbons’ (former) biggest supporters said: “I’ve never seen anybody in that kind of position who has been that incompetent.” [Reno Gazette-Journal]
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It’s not a shock as Gibbons’ role model was pretend Governor William J. Le Petomane.
Love that big-ass medallion though.
Not enough to impeach him, though.
I thought the major role of the Nevada governor was to make sure that the Mafia got all the contracts. How difficult could that be?
If only Sarah’s staff members could have had the judgement of Gibbons former supporter. If only McCain could have had that judgement.
How can Jim Gibbons be toasting Courvoisier when he has yet to explain how magnets work?
That should be Faygo, anyway, also.
[re=579249]4tehlulz[/re]: No, only Democrats can be impeached. Everyone knows that. Republicans can channel huge torrents of money into their own coffers, fuck little boys or strangers in airport restrooms, do Cleveland Steamers with whores, start pointless wars to relieve their anger at their fathers, and shred the Bill of Rights, and there’s no problem.
But one little BJ in the Oval Office….
[re=579249]4tehlulz[/re]:
Yeah, I was curious about that. I would think that most states would have impeached if their governor even just beat up a waitress in a parking lot, let alone the conspiracy and corruption.
[re=579253]V572625694[/re]: Do NOT besmirch the good name of the Cleveland-Steamer by associating it with David Vitter. The man sought no excretory relief on a woman’s (or man’s) chest, that we know about. He’s just a diaper-shitter. Just a diaper-shitter.
“I’ve never seen anybody in that kind of position who has been that incompetent.”
God, I love that quote. So many people it could be applied to…
Also, I see some ‘family values/abstinence only’ GOP Representative from IN is going to resign for having an affair with a female (gasp!) staffer. Not to be too superficial, but he’s so damned ugly, he makes Newt look like Brad Pitt. How fucking desperate was that staffer?
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/05/gop_rep_flashback_i_am_committed_to_preserving_tra.php
The tea party should be supporting Gibbons — less government, hooray!
Well, a gibbon is a lesser ape, which means that ol’ man Gibbons has been up against some serious issues for a long time. I think his shortcomings may be due to a low self of steam.
On the positive side, Gibbons-Sanford 2012 is a Republican presidential ticket that would do quite well with America’s stupid turds.
Stupid turds of the world, unite!
Incompetent, corrupt, vicious – and he’s different from most other Republicans how?
America’s WORST GOVERNOR? Really? Gawdallmighty, now there’s a competition for you! I mean really; you’ve got the Rick Perry, the Mcdonnell dick in Virginia,the Arizona bitch on wheels plus no telling how many pig-fuckers are flying under the radar still uncaught. The WORST out of this lot…boggles the mind!
“I’ve never seen anybody in that kind of position who has been that incompetent.”
Nominations of others in 3, 2, ….
Fox News: Huge victory for GOP today!
[re=579246]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Vive Le Petomane! I saw a movie about him when I was about 11 years old, I feel it has affected my life in many ways.
[re=579269]weejee[/re]: Too slow on the trigger old guy. Needs moar coffee.
[re=579253]V572625694[/re]: A bj with a curvy lady means war! Big war. Decades!
An end-timesy circus with all of your aforementioned articles = Getting raptured up to heaven if you can con the gatekeepers is just…. not appealing.
I’ll take Satan, thanks.
[re=579268]ttommyunger[/re]: This is Wonkett. Mark Sanford and his Argentinian Tail must be mentioned on all posts regarding shitty Republican Governors. NEVAR FORGET!1!
[re=579262]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Hallelujah, I’ve been waiting years for this. Souder was one of the prime movers behind the legislation denying student loans to anybody who ever had a drug conviction. Murder was ok, just not weed.
God forbid anybody improve their life after getting caught up in the war on drugs. Also, it only affected people without the independent wealth to pay for college, making it especially vile.
Oh Mark Souder, I wish you nothing but bad things. I hope you contracted herpes from your part-time staff member that Washington DC made you cheat with.
[re=579247]chascates[/re]: It’s not a medallion, it’s the sommelier’s spit cup, I think. You really have to be a pompous ass to be such a fucking wine snorting show off (I’m sure his actual wine knowledge is for shit) that you not only frequent a place where they have a sommelier, but you also demand the sommelier let you wear the spit cup around your own neck, and you then agree to have the moment memorialized in the anals of photography.
This confirms my original instinctual assessment of Mr. Gibbons as being a ginormous douche.
[re=579271]Limeylizzie[/re]: Was it in stereo surround sound?
[re=579278]Barry White Zombie[/re]: “In the poisonous environment of Washington, D.C., any personal failing is seized upon, often twisted, for political gain. I am resigning rather than to put my family through that painful, drawn-out process.”
Gee ///stares at clouds/// how did this poisonous environment ever come to be??? Must be something evil in the Potomac. Hopefully this same substance that poisoned the environment will be the cause of Mr. Souder’s inevitable date with ass cancer.
Is this the same dude who claimed he hadn’t had sex with a woman in 20 years or some inane amount of time?
[re=579262]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Remember that “power is the ultimate aphrodisiac” – Henry Kissinger (another ugly, ugly man who got a lot of tail because of his power). But I do love it when bad things happen to bad people; and based on that story Souder seems like an evil, evil man.
2 Qs about adulterous rep. souder-
a) what does this nasty staffer? can someone post a pic…
b) why did he confess? was she about to blackmail him? or did the Christian guilt shrink his
member?
It can’t be a coincidence that as soon as there’s a Jim Gibbons post, the ad in the top right corner is for some sort of “Spy on Your Husband’s Computer” software program.
[re=579262]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: oh yeah, that’s awesome! Souder is loathsome.
[re=579285]Way Cool Larry[/re]: 15 years, supposedly
[re=579292]inedalo[/re]: Hard to tell at present but you have to love that his official statement was transmitted in ALL CAPS.
[re=579262]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]:
“Multiple senior House sources indicated that the extent of the affair would have landed Souder before the House Ethics Committee.”
This is becoming de rigueur with fundy politicians caught up in a sex scandal. If caught, first try and shut people up with generous gifts of cash.
[re=579278]Barry White Zombie[/re]: [re=579297]Way Cool Larry[/re]: [re=579287]JMP[/re]: Here’s Souder’s mistress. She’s not bad looking. What the hell was she thinking? Shudder….
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/05/rep_souder_and_mistress_recorded_video_on_abstinen.php?ref=fpblg
[re=579262]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: [re=579297]Way Cool Larry[/re]: When it comes to Hoosier State politicians, loathsomeness is more or less a given. Lugar’s at least not insane, but was quite willing to abandon his opposition to government handouts when it came time to get rid of food stamp subsidies to Indiana corn-farmers. So, come to think of it, he’s loathsome too. Not too sure about quittin’ Evan, but he’s gone. Maybe he wasn’t loathsome enough.
http://www.blueindiana.net/showDiary.do?diaryId=489
It is hard to be a Souder staffer.
[re=579280]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: No, but it contributed mightily to my belief that any fart joke is funny and there is no shame in it.
[re=579302]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: “Part time staffer”….hahahaha….I’d really like to see that video where she “interviews” Souder on the joys of abstinence.
[re=579277]freakishlystrong[/re]: Um, can we add Bobby Jindal to the list? Plz? And Wonkett’s own favorite half dropout fake governor, Sarah Palin. Thanks, also.
[re=579302]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Twas all that hawt talk about abstinence, (for others).
[re=579303]V572625694[/re]: Moran, all I had to do was scroll down to it.
[re=579302]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: That man has premature ejaculator written all over him.
[re=579293]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: Hm, I’m getting a blank-eyed fake anchorwoman announcing a special (fake) deal on iPads. Strangely, she’s the same fake anchorwoman, in the same position, who’s been announcing an investigation into achai berry; hopefully the investigation will be figuring out what the fuck an achai berry is, since it’s something is all over the place in online ads and yet otherwise does not appear to exist.
[re=579308]V572625694[/re]: this isn’t about abstinence, but wow– can’t you just feel the electricity between them!
[re=579314]Way Cool Larry[/re]: The awesomeosity of that awesome video is awesome.
[re=579314]Way Cool Larry[/re]: She is giving that pen a hand job.
Okay, teh television has shows about OCD hoarders and drug/alcohol addicts.
Who is going to pitch a series about decent-looking bi-polar (or whatever) women (or men) who have sex with congressional toads?
Jim tried. He even got voiceover talent to thank him for all he’s done for Nevada (this should go directly to the radio spot).
http://media.lasvegassun.com/media/pdfs/blogs/documents/2010/05/04/gibbons42910.mp3
[re=579246]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Give the governor harrumph!
[re=579426]imissopus[/re]: That’s spelled Pahrump here. Closest population center to where I live, which makes Gibbons my governor. And I have absolutely nothing to add to the conversation.
Horrible Governor DJ Big Pimpin’ G is really rockin’ the neck candy in the photo.
But what in the Good Lord Jesus H Christ on a rubber cross is he doing sporting the Portugese washer womans do rag?
Cross Dresser.
[re=579439]Jim89048[/re]: Fer sure. It’s over. Can’t wait for that lipless wonder of an asshat to vacate office.
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