Wingnuts Furious About ... Too Many Arab Beauty Queens

American Taliban/Miss USA Rima Fakih was just another gal who did stripper-pole dances at local bars until she was chosen as the new Queen of TeeVee Underwear Contests last night. And then, within hours, the 24-year-old bikini model had become the new Obama/Osama of the Wingnut Internet World, because she was born in Lebanon and just might be "half-muslin" for real. Why are these Arabs getting to win beauty contests? Is it suddenly illegal to find awhite personto finally win one of these T&A programs?

Let's check in with "Daniel Pipes," someone who blogs about important Middle East developments such as OH CHRIST THERE IS A HOT LEBANESE GAL ON THE TEEVEE IS IT THE ENEMY OR NOT?

News that Rima Fakih, 24, of Dearborn, Michigan, won the Miss USA beauty pageant today prompts me to recall some prior instances of Muslim women winning beauty contests in Western countries.

They are all attractive, but this surprising frequency of Muslims winning beauty pageants makes me suspect an odd form of affirmative action.

These are the same idiots who pretend-fap to pictures of female Israeli soldiers. 2003 called, and it wants all of you people to turn in your blogspot logins and go back to your "graphic novels" and computer war strategy games. [ Daniel Pipes ]