American Taliban/Miss USA Rima Fakih was just another gal who did stripper-pole dances at local bars until she was chosen as the new Queen of TeeVee Underwear Contests last night. And then, within hours, the 24-year-old bikini model had become the new Obama/Osama of the Wingnut Internet World, because she was born in Lebanon and just might be “half-muslin” for real. Why are these Arabs getting to win beauty contests? Is it suddenly illegal to find a white person to finally win one of these T&A programs?
Let’s check in with “Daniel Pipes,” someone who blogs about important Middle East developments such as OH CHRIST THERE IS A HOT LEBANESE GAL ON THE TEEVEE IS IT THE ENEMY OR NOT?
News that Rima Fakih, 24, of Dearborn, Michigan, won the Miss USA beauty pageant today prompts me to recall some prior instances of Muslim women winning beauty contests in Western countries.
They are all attractive, but this surprising frequency of Muslims winning beauty pageants makes me suspect an odd form of affirmative action.
These are the same idiots who pretend-fap to pictures of female Israeli soldiers. 2003 called, and it wants all of you people to turn in your blogspot logins and go back to your “graphic novels” and computer war strategy games. [Daniel Pipes]
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Today we are all Arab Queens of TeeVee Underwear Contests.
Yay! It’s time for some fancy-pageant butthurt!
I’m sorry, but she’s hawt! Anything else is just racist caterwauling.
Daniel Pipes should star in a gay porno with Brad Thor.
More yiffing.
See, young Muslim girls? Even you can grow up to be a stripper! USA, USA!
It’s bad enough that we’re letting the terrists win… now we’re giving them fucking TIARAS.
These same people are still outraged that $arah lost to a-gasp-negress!
Show us yer birf marx!11
Thems ain’t regular Muslin funbags, thems is rigged with ‘splosives!!1!
Where did you find those Israeli soldier girl pictures? Let’s be multicultural at least about something…
Veiled tits or GTFO.
News that Rima Fakih, 24, of Dearborn, Michigan, won the Miss USA beauty pageant today prompts me to recall some prior instances of Muslim women winning beauty contests in Western countries.
AKA “justification for Lil’ Pipesy to make another withdrawal from the spank bank.”
Life is sooooooooo tough for the white females who are thin and have fake boobs, perfect teeth and (fake) blond hair.
Just judging by his picture, Daniel Pipes probably isn’t all that interested in the ladies anyway, if you know what I mean…
Geez, how many beauty contests are there in the world? Every country, every university, every US State, 20% of the cities, plus industry and trade groups. That’s what, maybe 120,000?
Percentage FAIL, you a**hat.
You know who else was born in Lebanon?
Ted fucking Logan, that’s who!
Why do the wingnuts hate the WYLD STALLYNS?! They like, so totally rule, dude!
Hahahahaha – suck a fat one wingnuts! We fine Lebanese ladies are finally getting some real love instead of being felt up by random TSAs at the airport and fending off inappropriate sexual advances from our self-hating, hickbilly neighbors! Thanks America!
I think we should declare war on a Middle Eastern country near Lebanon–Syria would be good–for forcing this Arab beauty queen on us.
Daniel Pipes was a bitch. Yes a big bitch.
With an eye like Tyra Banks and as huffy as a cat was he.
Daniel Boone was a bitch. Yes a big bitch.
He was fey, he was a gimp and as limp as the Rush Limbaugh peen.
Oh my, those fake-stripping photos are so scandalous; if something like that was in a movie. it might be bad enough to make it rated PG; maybe even PG-13. Hey, scandalmongers; besides the difference in degree, there’s also a big difference in a mild sex “scandal” from a pageant contestant who prides herself on being so Christian and holier than-thou, and condemns other people for their sex lives, and one who praised birth control.
Oh yeah no definitely, cause we’re really too accepting to Arab people in this country. I mean, obviously, right?
Man, Pipes is so right. It’s getting to the point that the only place you can see sweet, middle American blue eyed blonde chicks with a nice rack and some booty is at Blacks On Blondes, dot com. That’s Blacks On Blondes, dot com, a great, great website. Just fantastic really. Check it out Mr. Pipes.
[re=578965]CapnFatback[/re]: I think it was while campaigning in Dearborn that Obama’s “handlers” shooed the veiled female supporters from within camera-view of his speech. This would not have happened if Ms. American Taliban had been in the bleachers.
K-Lo wants to know why a white male can’t win a women’s beauty pageant.
She can homo-cide bomb me any day!
Yes, these affirmative-action chicks win the Trump Spank-O-Rama every year, right Daniel? Like last year, when they crowned that vapid blond with the tits…oh, never mind.
[re=578975]JMP[/re]: Didn’t you know that St. Carrie of Our Lady of Perpetual Self Pleasure was tormented by teh libruls and teh gheys and forced to give up her crown as Miss California.
Fux News and Bible Spice will be screaming from the rooftops for the Donald to strip (heh) Miss Fakih of her title as payback.
Wasn’t she in 1001 Erotic Nights? Naw, she’s too young. But perhaps she was inspired by it.
[re=578961]Ye Olde Fap-Smith[/re]: Whee!!
Can’t wait for Meet the Fakihs,
(prev.thr.fail)
I’d liberate her country any day of the week if you know what I mean.
And by liberate I mean rub one out to her photo in the Free Press.
AND she went to a catholic HS in NY.
talk about screwing with pat’s quotas…
Gotta hand it to a lady who can make the wingnuts and the jihadis mad. She must be doing something right!
Although it is a bit disappointing to think that an enterprise with Donald Trump’s name on it would be anything less than classy, sophisticated, and aimed at making the world just a little bit better place.
She’s lickable, in a totally platonic way.
The sad thing is, Pipes’ article is actually one of the milder wignut reactions out there. Think Progress has a round-up of several:
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/05/17/right-rage-muslim-usa/
Of course, according to Debbie Schlussel, awarding Miss USA to a Muslim; one who’s obviously not very strict about her religion; is the result of Donald Trump giving in to a terrorist plot. It’s also not possible that she could have won on merit, of course.
[re=578972]Cornhusker Kickback[/re]: These are mostly the same people who call Michelle Obama ugly, when she looks mighty fine for a woman in her mid-40s. They cannot acknowledge that a lot of non-white (for some, even non-blond) women can actually be very attractive.
[re=578957]druranium[/re]: Young Muslim girls grow up to be a Gaza strippers. PLO! PLO!
[re=578961]Ye Olde Fap-Smith[/re]: Oh my god, you’re right!
[re=578975]JMP[/re]: Were those photos taken at that Lesbanese bondage strip club where the RNC recently ran-up a tab?
Actually, it sounds like [re=578972]Cornhusker Kickback[/re] performs there — maybe I should ask her…
[re=578982]rambone[/re]: [re=578991]Jesus Troubez[/re]: She’s an I.E.D. (“Improvised Ejaculative Device”)?
Maybe this is all just a misunderstanding. The judges didn’t mean for her to win; they were trying to kill her. With votes.
Just another example of the Muslim terrorists trying to destroy our American Way of Life with their radical Islamic fundamentalist, uh, pole dancing.
[re=578989]Radiotherapy[/re]: Win!
[insert generic Bill Clinton peace process joke]
Meh, she’s no Orly Taitz.
Speaking of religion (Stew’s segues kick!), have any wonketeers purchased that “Jesus Secret” book advertised here daily? If Jesus is keeping secrets from us, they need to be exposed.
They came for our presidents. And I did nothing.
They came for our Supreme Court justices. And I did nothing.
They came for our beauty queens. And I too came.
[re=578998]Extemporanus[/re]:
As a darkie immigrant to your fine country, I can say with all certainty that the RNC would have me waterboarded if I was working in one of their “social clubs”.
Right after Steeleo stiffed me for a private dance and laughed with his friends about “underwear bombing” me in the parking lot. Wingnuts hate accidently being attracted to a muslin looking lady in public and must immediately react with scorn in front of their friends.
It’s probably safe to assume the rug matches the drapes…
I wonder if she’s one of the 72?
[re=578979]Buzz Feedback[/re]:
Win of the day.
Don’t diss Lebannon, Sarah Palin was born next door, in Israel.
Your papers, please.
Listen, Pipes: Wait until a muslln is chosen to be a rodeo queen. Then we’ll talk.
For Christ’s sake Reba, stay out of Arizona
All of you are thinking with your penises. This is the reason the Muslins cover up their wimmens.
[re=579027]Aurelio[/re]: My penis is a logical positivist.
Carnap has discredited your penis.
[re=579015]bluebrazos[/re]:
THIS is the win of the day.
So far the biggest unmerited beneficiary of affirmative action at a beauty pageant is Daniel Pipes, whose quest for objective truth and diligent research (like who could forget the controversial Miss Nottingham pageant of 2003?) has graced us with his stupid and puerile opinion on a subject he seems troublingly overinvolved with (Madamoiselle Picardie of 2009? Really?) I am looking forward to the day when the outward expression of Mr. DP’s thoughts, cast like giant shadows on a far wall of tiny finger puppets, trouble me no longer.
[re=579030]Aurelio[/re]: All right, had to google it as “Carnap” sounds like an acronym. My penis is a tower of rigid integrity and has an 850 FICO score, so it can’t be “discredited” by any chalk-dusted, tweed-jacketed, Hush-Puppy-wearing academic from the goddamn Philosophy Department, if there even is a Philosophy Department anymore. Didn’t the B-school take over their building? Because what good is edumacation if you can’t get a jerb? Let’s settle this Huntsville style!
I was going to make a joke about a Rima shot but I am WAAAAY too classy.
[re=579029]V572625694[/re]: Your penis cannot be definitively proven, only disproven. That’s why it’s called a Popper. That one kills in any Philosophy of Science colloquium.
Daniel Pipes wants to know “Where all de white women at?”
Seriously, among all the beauty/scholarship/camel toe pageants held annually work-freakin’-wide, he can only find about six examples? But we know he’s grinding a big axe, for Israel: http://www.slate.com/id/2086844/
He’s fully in his dotage now. I heard he had some nice mutton and a nap today.
Limey Lizzie totally called this. H/T.
And it’s about damn time we had a “Wingnuts Furious About ________” post around here. Jeebus.
[re=579038]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: That Karl — what a kidder!
[re=579041]southern mark smith[/re]: She really did. Life imitates blog comments, huh?
[re=579025]DustBowlBlues[/re]: right on.
I’ll have the Miss Arabiatta with extra helpings of girlick.
Wait til the wingnuts see the photos of Ms. Fakih in the Oval Office, at the Walter Reed hospital, visiting the troops in a USO show, and participating in a Veterans’ Day parade.
[re=578995]V572625694[/re]: Gotta hand it to a lady who can make the wingnuts and the jihadis mad
Nah, that’s easy to do. just insist that science and not some moldy old book should guide women’s healthcare decisions.
Imagine if she told the pageant audience that her dream is to be an airline pilot.
I’d do her.
Lovely face, not too badly mutilated by plastic surgery body (seriously, think those tits are real), and no BURKA! She must be the new face of terrorism!!11!
It’s astonishing how these folks don’t even know what “The Lebanon” is.
As for their outrage, it’s because tans are supposed to come from tanning booths. Why does Miss USA hate the tanning booth industry?
I’m surprised Wingnuts aren’t ENCOURAGING this. It seems right out of GWB’s “Westernize The Arab World” playbook. Give them the Western Culture they can’t resist and have them turn their backs on traditional Muslim values. hmmm… Fatwa indeed.
Q: What did the Mooslim Beauty Queen say when the handsome clever blog commenter whipped it out in front of her?
A: Salami? I like ‘em.
So Daniel Pipes is saying that more African-American and Latina women should be winning pageants?
No? That’s not what he’s saying at all? HUH.
Oh, and someone should probably send him the memo about Islam not being a race. Also.
[re=578962]maven[/re]: You can be sure the good-looking ones are Judeo-Arabs (mizrahim), stemming from places like Syria, Iraq, Egypt, etc. I’ve wondered how some super-white-western-racist type like Pipes can tolerate such people! Of course, he doesn’t; he lives and loathes in the USA!
“an odd form of affirmative action” has had a few too many people paying attention to Daniel Pipes over the years.
Look, in 10 years half the contestants will be Latina. But they’ll still be American and gorgeous.
[re=579040]DangerousLiberal[/re]: It’s been a while since I looked at his blog/madhouse, but it used to be full of nonsense about how American Muslims should all be interned because they were plotting to convert everybody and impose an Islamic Republic on the USA, etc. He clearly didn’t have a clue as to the very competitive nature of the conversion business in the USA. Nor that one or two eccentric rabbis have fantasized in print about a totally Jewish USA. (Not to mention all the Born-Agains having wet-dreams about a totally Southern Baptist Jim Crow USA.)
[re=579047]Darkness[/re]: Did you read or listen to her reply in the question and answer period? She did.
Another little tidbit I just read – do people remember that the Oklahoma blond runner-up answered a question on the Arizona show-us-your-papers law in racist support? The question was asked by Oscar, the gay Mexican from The Office
Ya know who else is half Lebanese? Marlo fucking THOMAS, yes, that’s RIGHT Phil ‘commie boy’ Donahue’s wife and THAT GIRL. Let’s go sic the teabaggers on THAT GIRL.
Young Palestinas are like young Greeks or Italians — real attractive till later 20s, when they start getting fat. They don’t wear burqa (or didn’t last I visited, quite a few years ago) but they do wear jallabiah, the floor-length gown, plus a scarf. Their faces are uncovered. Note that just because everything is covered doesn’t mean anything is hidden, though! The jallabiah is usually tight at bust and hips. When a young woman walks by, carrying a basket of groceries on her head, every sways in a lovely way.
It’s lots better than the awful things supposedly “liberated” Western women wear as part their fashion uniform. 
[re=578994]ladymacbeth[/re]: Lots of Lebanese and Palestinians are Catholics, which is another reason Born-Agains hate them. Note that Bush managed to drive nearly all the Catholics from Iraq!
It will be good when Daniel. Pipes. Down.
[re=579103]Pat Pending[/re]: & burn down St. Jude Hospital in Memphis.
There is no religion when it comes to a… good fapping.
Someone forgot to tell the trucknutz most Lebanese are mixed with Greek and are Christian. Never mind any of that historical stuff. It simply gets in the way of absolute ignorance which makes ‘Merka great.
Hot Lebanese action!
[re=579009]Scarab[/re]: Of course not, Orlys’ ugly. Why else the make up, the wig, etc.?
[re=579027]Aurelio[/re]: No, Muslims think with their penises, too. Islam and Judaism are both a lot more sex-friendly than Xty. Early Xtns read too much Plato.
[re=578977]Gorillionaire[/re]: Pipes isn’t all that blonde and blue-eyed himself, not like Ariel Sharon. He’s looking a bit mizrachi, a bit Middle Eastern, esp. with that beard. Could he be undercover, making wing-nuts look stupid??? Probably not, it’s not necessary. He’s just stupid and bigoted himself.
Proverbs 30: 18-19, King James Version
18There be three things which are too wonderful for me, yea, four which I know not:
19The way of an eagle in the air; the way of a serpent upon a rock; the way of a ship in the midst of the sea; and the way of a man with a maid.
[re=579040]DangerousLiberal[/re]: But why doesn’t he LIVE in Israel? Probably 1) he’d have to do military service and 2) it IS a middle eastern country, filled with middle eastern Jews. I really wonder what he would do if he were pulled over for speeding and the cop were a Mizrachi, obviously stemming from Morocco or (worse) one of the many Druze cops? Give them a Mel Gibson type tirade? Probably not a wise move.
Fox News’s Gretchen Carlson complained that Woolard’s “informed opinion” may have cost her the crown, and said that Fakih may have won because we live in a “PC society.”
Hahaha stoopid Gretchen..all the libruls I pal around with at the meetings of terrorists & gay indoctrination fist-fuck fests own MACS, not PC’s. Stoopid.
The conservative movement is kinda of like Dr. Strangelove’s artifical hand. No matter how hard the Repubicans try to control it, it badly wants to throw out a stiff arm salute to white power.
I’d Fakih her.
Nice see-through burqa
[re=578958]BobTheBuilder[/re]: Win!
Affirmative action in my pants!
Am I rite?
And when asked after winning how she felt, she replied, “Ask me after I’ve had a pizza.” Fap-worthy, or further proof the terrists have already won? We report, you decide.
Lebanese? Maybe she’s Christian or Druze.
But… eh. What idiots there be.
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