No, really, that’s the entire blog post on Queen Birther and prominent California dentist-lawyer Orly Taitz’s website. Just a clunky, ecstatic headline and an unformatted photo showing their outfits covered with mysterious white spots. (Bachmann is wearing the same outfit she wore with Sarah Palin! What does it mean?) Did you know that Orly Taitz is running to become the next Condoleezza Rice, as California secretary of state? Oh, so you did. Hmm. Anyway, this is hopefully the last post ever about lawyer-dentist Orly Taitz. [Orly Taitz, TPM]
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Oh, come on! A campaign by Orly? That’s like Demon Sheep x 112.
if those two heads get any closer together, the batshit crazy will reach critical mass, triggering an explosion which could level an entire tea party.
Let’s hope it’s not the last post on Orly; the final one should be the hopefully inevitable “Orly Taintz Disbarred” decision by the CA Bar Association.
Dude looks like a lady.
[re=578691]slappypaddy[/re]: Maybe that’s why they kept Palin out of this pic. Too much crazy for a 3 megapixel digital camera to handle.
And did they play softball after this photo shoot?
[re=578695]snideinplainsight[/re]: Yup and the Taitz looks like a dude.
Worst drag show ever.
I know a transvestite when I see one.
“their outfits covered with mysterious white spots.”
Call Ken Starr!!
Enjoy it, lady — that’s about as close to legitimacy as you and your issues are going to get. You too, Orly.
Don’t those two cancel each other out?
I’m gonna have bad dreams tonight.
So, Oily Taintz is running for something, and thinks bringing in Crazy B. will help? I can’t wait to see the vote count on that one!
Michelle Bachmann only wears that yellow slicker when she’s palling around with semen-covered whack jobs, which is literally all the time.
“People still don’t think I’m quite crazy enough–bring the Oily Taint!” Bachmann to long-suffering staff.
Speaking as someone who appreciates and respects women, and believes that judging them on appearances is both stupid and sexist – something about that picture is creepy as hell.
Needs moar Adam’s apple.
[re=578715]mercure[/re]: It’s not how they look, it’s how they feel: hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, etc.
Retarded lawdentist used too many Ls – obvious imposter – show me the birth cert etc.
[re=578697]rambone[/re]: Ya, one would need a 3 megaditzel camera for that shot.
Too much crazy in one photo. My browser is protesting and crashing.
Oh, baby. Is the entire photo shoot available?
I’m gonna go check eBay’s special “Whitman” section.
[re=578693]JMP[/re]: Of course, depending on the decision, the next Oily Taintz post might be about how she didn’t get disbarred and how awful/crazy/evil does someone have to be to manage to get disbarred in California anyway.
This photo makes me feel like wriggling in excrement. Not WANTING to wriggle, but actually wriggling.
If Orly Taintz didn’t exist, Sacha Baron Cohen would have to invent her.
The white spots must be the bat shit.
I’m told that Orly Taitz’s website sets off some anti-virus/security software.
69 or GTFO.
Could be worse, Ann Coulter could have been there and in the picture, talk about critical mass. We could have lost Washington, the Homeland Security should get involved….
Her lawyery site is insane but her dentistry site (http://www.drtaitz.com)is surprisingly normal. How cool would it be to have Dr Taitz for a drill & fill?
…hovers like a ghostly presence.
How crazy does one have to be before Republicans decide that the person is too crazy? If some homeless guy in DC sputters over and over again that Obama is actually an alien from the planet Ceti Alpha 5 how soon will it take before he’s on the Glenn Beck show?
Good thing Orly’s a dentIst; that means that they used a dental dam in the sexcapades and afterwards Orly cleaned Bachmann’s vagina dentata.
Fill my cavity, Orly!
The Orly Taitz universal internet style principle (or “Taintz Principle”): EVERYTHING IN CAPS IS IMPORTANT, ERGO IF YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPS, EVERYTHING YOU SAY WILL ALSO BE IMPORTANT.
I just received my sample ballot in the mail; Orly Taitz is not on it. In fact, Deb Bowen appears to be running unopposed (as it should be, after Bowen’s spectacular slap-down of Diebold). But I’m sure the missing Taitz will see this as evidence of a larger conspiracy, rather than as the painful fact that only a tiny handful of right-wing paranoiacs, hanging dangerously far outside the Overton window, have the faintest interest in giving her any more visibility than she already has.
[re=578748]J.Robert Oppenheiner[/re]: But shortly afterward you start hearing KGB transmissions through your fillings.
[re=578731]facehead[/re]: I think that’s already happened.
Seriously, is anyone investigating the rather obvious possibilities that a) “Dr.” “Orly” “Taitz” is a dude, b) this is all a performance sketch, and c) Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out and yell “Punk’d!” right after President Sarah Palin takes the oath of office?
[re=578722]the problem child[/re]: Michelle & Orly are the anynomous duo behind Daft Punk?! I knew those gay ass discotards were French!
[re=578741]bitchincamaro[/re]: “Ass! To! Ass! Ass! To! Ass! Ass! To! Ass!!”
For some reason, I was thinking she also was a real estate agent in addition to being a dentist, a lawyer, a professional narcissist, and a walking, animated poster for research into paranoid delusions.
But maybe I’m wrong about the real estate agent thing…
Michele’s getting a lot of use out of that yellow leather blazer. You could photoshop in the face of any 80s porn star and it would look entirely plausible.
Flag Hags.
[re=578757]One Yield Regular[/re]: That’s because you’re probably seeing the primary ballot for the Democratic party. Orly is running on the Republican ticket, and does show up in the Republican Party sample ballot running against Damon Dunn.
The Teeth! The Teeth! My god, they’re full of crazy!
Michele Bachmann is pro-transgender?
Faded blue dress, mysterious white spots. So she gets her wardrobe from Linda Tripp’s garage sale?
Why does Bachmann’s head always look like it’s been photoshopped into the picture. Why does Taitz’s head always make my skin crawl.
[re=578754]doxastic[/re]: Caps lock: cruise control for crazy.
facehead: “Myuh waarff, when she fifteen, she start to talk lahhk thees, in deeep voy-ace, she grow the moose-tache, her vagine, it hang lahhk sleeve of wizzard”, Yup, if he ain’t invented her, he sure as shit knows her well. As I think i’ve mentioned here before, have Sacha and the Taint ever been seen together in the same room, at the same time? I think not………
How tall is Bachmann? I know Liz had to bend down to get their heads on a similar level but I’m guessing 4’10″.
[re=578785]misterpearce[/re]: I thought the same thing bout Miz B’s head!
A lawyer and a dentist – the best of both worlds.
[re=578785]misterpearce[/re]: Actually, after a close examination of the original picture, I’ve come to the conclusion that both their heads were Photoshopped!
[re=578794]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Screw ‘Em, Chew ‘Em, and & How?
[re=578704]Baldar T Flagass[/re]: Uh, I can explain the mysterious white spots….
[re=578794]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: If only Laurence Olivier were still around to play the part in the eventual Hollywood adaptation.
Taitz or Bachman — who is hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter?
[re=578740]Simba B[/re]: Very true, the internet filter at work blocks the site with a big blue “FORBIDDEN! ACCESS DENIED.” warning. Malicious content.
I’m probably going to be fired for surfing inappropriate sites, now…
Another explanation for why I just don’t ‘get’ tea baggers.
I, for one, find Oily Taints on a woman to be disgusting.
But to each his (or her) own, I guess.
[re=578846]RobPetrified[/re]: I’ll bet you’ll like her 18 yo cousins Pearl Perryneum and Chloe K. Weiss.
Looks like a meeting of the John Stossel fan club.
Double-ender or GTFO!
Orly needs to fix her hair. Now.The fright wig has got to stop.
Ms. Taitz are you now or have you ever been the member of another gender? Cause you look hecka tranny to me….
[re=578776]valens[/re]: Duh. I need me some edjumacacion.
[re=578699]Clancy_Pants[/re]: “Yup and the Taitz looks like a dude.”
You be nice to Heather Weather, now.
If Rep. Nuttybitch is shorter that Dr. Nuttybitch D.D.S., Esq., M.O.U.S.E, then how will they rub their oilytitz together?
ReThuglicans demand it to vouchsafe the Republic!!
It’s a MAN, baby!!!!!
[re=578765]Extemporanus[/re]: Caution. Splatterporn.
Needs moar Katherine Harris.
Nice teeth on those wimmens, or whatever they are.
[re=578856]Joshua Norton[/re]: WIN !!!
[re=578794]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Pain and painer.
[re=578723]Troubledog[/re]: Dr. Taitz can research every nook and grannie of Mr. Obama’s life, but she can’t correctly spell Rep. Bachmann’s first name? Why does that speak – shreak – volumes?
Is it just me, or are more and more trannies mercy fucking retards these days?
Fresh from their latest bukkake film shoot.
I’d hit it.
Oh god, I just threw up on my new tie.
[re=578699]Clancy_Pants[/re]:
Check it out…here is drag legend Hattie Hathaway…
Dead ringer, yes? Give Hattie a blonde wig and good to go….
[re=578921]babsinbuffalo[/re]: Came for Austin Powers line, leaving happy.
If they stood any closer, MB will get poked by Orly’s penis.
I will need another SSN soon…all this backtracking and on top of that having to get my ole aunt back over here.,…hell who cares….the taxpayers are paying for everything
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! There is not a US Flag pin or tricorn hat between them. The flags in the background don’t even appear to be American. These aren’t patriots, they are not even RINO’s. They’re socialist commie nazi sleeper agents! Death to traitors!
[re=579051]momus[/re]: You sir or madam speak tea bagger fluently. Of course you do realize, Orly and Michelle Bachman by their crazy hatred of Barry Nobama have enough “patriot” street cred with the baggers they could literally wear the hammer and sicle, give abortions during speeches and admit :gasp!: the zombie jebus book isn’t true and the wingers would still salute them. The Obama Derangement Syndrome is quite powerful in these inbreds. Oh and Orly looks like Reker’s rentboy….hmmmmmmmm?
Orly, George Rekers is looking to travel to Cambodia next month. You available for a little luggage handling?
Shey-ne-ne and Wanda in whiteface! LOL!
[re=578693]JMP[/re]: Loses her license to practice dentistry? Deported to Moldova?
[re=578745]Elm Hugger[/re]: Would these two actually let a colored woman stand with them?
[re=578776]valens[/re]: Is there a Raving Loony Party in California?
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