Has the Pennysaver of American Political Trivia finally found a real-world use?
Not really, but at least a Politico street rack was put into actual service to humanity. Wonkette operative “Brian S.” sends this stunning photojournamalism: “Due to a water main break at 21 & Penn, the street is closed. Thankfully, Politico wins the morning by donating its (empty) paper box for public safety!” We are pretty sure Politico management would actually fire this inanimate newspaper box if word of this do-gooder no-scoop behavior reached headquarters.
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there’s actually a paper version of that rag???
It’s the finish line in the race to the bottom
The street rack was empty? Cheney must be sleeping late this morning; nothing to report.
The newspaper box was empty because it just donated its contents to help plug Deepwater Horizon.
Great; the Politico’s reporters are already insufferable with their constant self-congratulations, now their honor boxes are going to get into the act. You know that box is never gonna shut up about what a hero it was for protecting the public.
Odd. Politico actually helped in stemming the guano faucet that is D.C.
That’s a First Amendment violation unless the Politico box volunteered to help, which I very much doubt.
And Wonkette operatives are everywhere.
OT, but I hope [re=578398]Limeylizzie[/re] noticed what our pretend girlfriend Tamron Hall is wearing today. So quaint, so…not sure. Help me out here, fellow lounge lizards!
Once again, Politico WINS the morning… by default.
[re=578421]Katydid[/re]: Today, we are Legion?
[re=578400]Way Cool Larry[/re]: 89′ F-150 4WD DRIVE SHORTBED. LIFTED. RUNS GOOD NEEDS WIDSHEILD AND MUFLER $900 OR TRADE FOR DIRT BIKE, GUNS, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT??? CALL JAY 202-XXX-XXXX
So, the POLITICAVE is like the TARDIS? Awesome!
That paper box is actually Mike Allen’s apartment.
[re=578429]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: what about trucknutz???
[re=578424]V572625694[/re]: Pics or description please? No teevee at work and I like to keep up with Tammy ‘Bombshell’ Hall. In my dreams. Also.
[re=578431]Extemporanus[/re]: Politico is actually far larger on the inside!
[re=578451]progressiveinga[/re]: The polka-dot halter-top on her dress w/cap sleeves provides a nice topographic 3-d view of her boobs. So sweet.
I heard Byron York was there to personally supervise.
[re=578433]The Silver Fox[/re]: I thought he lives in one of those Harry Potter tents, all tiny and moth-eared on the outside, and like a sultan’s harem’s champagne room on the inside.
Likely, there are seven press releases out on the AP wire from politico’s Spike Alan, the editor, about how this box was heroically used for something, and how no one else’s newspaper box was used for anything, and how this use of this newspaper box represents the future of journalism.
This is probably the best use of politicrap, or whatever that thing is called, since it started.
Politico – Fox News for people who try to read.
[re=578457]V572625694[/re]: That’s hot.
That traffic light is in direct violation of official Wonkette policy, i.e. linked to Politico.
They print Politico on trees??? This is another sure sign that I made a good move from DC to Chicago – there, you get the print edition of Politico. Here, I get The Onion on every street corner.
Donating a paper box for PUBLIC SAFETY sounds liberal to me.
[re=578512]whiskey tango foxtrot[/re]: They call themselves America’s Finest News Source in jest, but honestly, they’re still way better than Politico, all the same.
Oh, I just assumed that was a fancy trashcan. Oops.
I smell a Pulit-zerrrr!!!
[re=578520]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Who says you’re wrong?
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