- Yes, yes, racial profiling is not necessarily “good,” but what if a police officer notices a scary brown (probably half-muslin) person walking around? What then? Should the brown person just be allowed to walk around? [Think Progress]
- Matt Yglesias was coughing up globs of disappointment after he saw Robin Hood, but hooray, then he read the awesome Wikileaks entry for Robin Hood and now everything is as it should be. [Matt Yglesias]
- If you are important and enjoy Cricket bat spankings, you probably attended the famous English country day school Eton. [The Corner]
- And in Detroit: A SWAT team murdered a seven-year-old girl, just because. Apparently killing friendly corgi-dogs just wasn’t swat enough for them. [Hit & Run]
- We all desperately need Eliot Spitzer to run for office, but Eliot cold refuses, because “every duck doesn’t run for office, you know” (that is a direct quote, yes). [Daily Intel]
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For God’s Sake do not go the the link about shooting pets, there is a big graphic warning so I’m assuming we would get to see Corgi death throes. Also, yes run Eliot, run!!! Why a Duck?
Damn, cops these days are just nuts. Fuck the police. Oh, and check out the comments on the original article at the Detroit News; I figured there’d be some fascist morons defending the cops here, as there always are no matter what, and yep, the first comment says “The family members..including the grandmother….killed this poor child, because they were harboring a criminal!!!” Hey, piece of shit evil douchebag, read the article; the victim lived in the same apartment building as the suspect.
I agree with the other Steve King here; considering how many Americans they’ve killed, law enforcement should always try to profile white Christian guys who hate the government and believe in bizarre conspiracy theories.
Er, keep fucking that duck?
Spitzer is off the shizam. Damn, that guy is brilliant. Sure, he likes the hard fucking, but who doesn’t.
King on the other hand, he’s a giant ball of pig shit. I can’t wait to see Machete to watch mean mescans kill off whitey. Hey man, we beaners need to blow off some steam, too.
Has anyone pointed out to AZ that they can legally check ids all they want, but they have to do it to everyone to follow the equal protection clause? This is no different from putting up a drunk driving blockade, and for exactly the same reason. If you stop everyone, you aren’t profiling. But short of that it’s fucking profiling, you mindless, slobbering douchbags.
Re: Thinkprog: Sosad, normally our wonkette links these things before I (defensively) warblog all over them. But that’s definitely my handiwork in the comments, “flaming” the “trolls” (that’s how you kids say it, right?)
Re: Thinkprog’s better half: I hear in the Wikilinks version, Robin Hood cold massacres unarmed civilians, constantly.
That’s really all I have.
I believe proper procedure is to liberally apply wallops with billy clubs and then ask for papers. Even white people come out looking sort of mottled after that. The law is fair and balanced. Equal police state for all!
Eliot knows what he’s talking about. Male ducks are some of the nastiest, randiest critters around. Ewwwwwwwwwww!
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/12/muscovy-duck-sex/
[re=578447]El Pinche[/re]: Hey man, we beaners need to blow off some steam, too.
Yeah, watching Johnny Depp get his eyes pulled out with a corkscrew has lost some of its magical charm after repeated viewings.
Bullshit… show me a duck that hasn’t run for office. I’m not talking about ducks who go about they quacketty way merrilly and blissfully unaware that one can run for office if one chooses, but rather a duck like Spitzer, who is fully cognizant of the possibility of running for office, but chooses not to.
Just one.
“Matt Yglesias was coughing up globs of disappointment after he saw Robin Hood,…”
I DON’T GIVE A RIP
My response to all these items is: BETCHU DIDN’T KNO-OW THAYAT!!11!1
The Eton article said that there are two Etonians serving as PMs in the world today: “One is the newly elected — or coalitioned — David Cameron”.
(Aside: is that the best verb? Wouldn’t ‘coalesced’ be cleverer?)
The article continues to say “The other is the Thai prime minister Abhisit Vejjajiva, who has his hands really, really full at the moment.”
My theory is that our Detroit SWAT team was led by an Eton alumnus who had taken the same course as Mr. V: “The Peasantry: Suppression and Control”
So, here’s my favorite duck joke: There was once a bald eagle who was getting rather desperate and lonely, lady bald eagles being scarce the way they are, so he decided to lower his standards and widen the search a bit, and flew off looking for love.
First, he came to a barn where he saw a dove. “Hi,” she said, looking up at the studly eagle, who for the sake of this telling of the tale we may call Elliot. “I’m a dove, I’m looking for love.”
“Pffft,” says the Eagle to himself. “Silly little tease. No action here.” and he flies off.
Then he comes to a swamp and spies a bird with very long legs, so he comes down for a closer look. “Hi, I’m a loon and I want to spoon,” she says. “Ack,” says Elliot the Eagle, that’s worse than the 1st one, and flies away.
Then he comes to a pond, where he sees a duck. Aha, he thinks, this’ll be more like it. He makes a pass, and the duck looks up and says “I’m a drake. You made a mistake.”
Russell Crowe sucks, also.
OK everybody, climb into our Viking ships and lets go rape and pillage ThinkProgress!!!!
[re=578494]gurukalehuru[/re]: So this duck, named Elliot, waddles into a bar and orders a Gin and Tonic. The bartender serves him and says:
“That’ll be $4.50 pal.”
Elliot responds:
“Put it on my bill.”
Hey, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and fucks like a duck…,
[re=578494]gurukalehuru[/re]:
Three guys died in a gruesome accident and went to heaven. When they got there, St. Peter said, “We only have one rule in heaven. Don’t step on the ducks!”
They entered heaven and sure enough there were ducks all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck and despite their best efforts to avoid them the first guy accidentally stepped on one.
Along came St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chained them together and said, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this woman”.
The next day, the second guy accidentally stepped on a duck and along came St. Peter, who didn’t miss a thing, and with him was another extremely ugly woman. He chained them together and said that was the punishment for stepping on the duck.
The third guy had observed all this and did not want to be chained for all eternity to a horrible looking woman, so was very careful where he stepped. He managed to go for years without stepping on any ducks. Then one day, St. Peter came up to him with the most gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chained them together without saying a word.
The man gaped: “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?”
She answered, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck”!
SWAT teams are like tasers — just because you’ve got one lying around doesn’t mean you ought to use it. Because you might fucking kill somebody. And while all the actors who play the characters on 24 who get offed are actually still alive, that doesn’t happen in reality. Where we live. And anyone who can’t figure that out shouldn’t be running anything more dangerous than a mop.
Nice of NRO to interrupt its discussion of how to get semen stains out of your ascot.
[re=578511]the problem child[/re]: “Ooh, somebody step on a duck?”
I’m fairly certain those were grandfather’s dying words.
Male ducks are some of the nastiest, randiest critters around.
I know. I’ve watched Disney cartoons.
@the problem child: Wow, Heaven sucks.
“Every duck”? Obviously a careless misspelling.
In the SWAT team’s defense, the little girl was wearing “Blue’s Clues” PJs when she was put down.
I wonder how many of those SWAT cops stopped at the local supermarket on the way home from work after their drug raid to buy cigarettes and booze.
“Detroit Girl, 7, Killed in SWAT Raid”, otherwise known as “Monday”.
[re=578445]JMP[/re]: I regulary rale against commenters there. It hasn’t helped. It’s only slightly less Neanderthal over at Detroit’s “other” paper.
[re=578445]JMP[/re]: Well, who becomes a cop? Someone who wants to do what others can’t. In China, they are the sort of young thugs that Americans send to the Marine corps.
[re=578447]El Pinche[/re]: Unfortunately, the history of the US is minorities fighting each other and trying to imitate Whity. That’s why “if you’re brown, stick around.”
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