Actual overt anti-Semitic racist (and lesbian) Pat Buchanan, a featured pundit on a major news network, has written an awesome column today offering, among other things, his old-timey prejudiced take on that strange, recurring question that those of us who don’t believe in any of the major 1,000-3,000(?)-year-old desert ghost-man mythologies will never understand: what’s going to happen if the Supreme Court is composed of six Catholics and three Jews?? “If Kagan is confirmed, Jews, who represent less than 2 percent of the U.S. population, will have 33 percent of the Supreme Court seats,” Buchanan writes. “Is this the Democrats’ idea of diversity?” SORRY JEWS, WRONG ANCIENT GHOST FAIRY TALE. [WND]
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Perhaps next time ol’ Paddy shouldn’t move his head whilst sucking Satan’s cock…
Pat, you moran, Jesus was a JEW for Christ’s sake!
I like the photo of old Pat, looking like George Rekers, Tom Foley and Ted Haggard got together and came all over his face.
So Pat’s upset there isn’t enough Catholics?
Patty Patty Buke Buke!
Poor Patrick – he used to sell lots of wingnut books, but now that the batshit train is in full gear he finds it’s just not the kind of slow burning idiocy-with-a-vocabulary that he’s able to produce. Now he’s relegated to freaking Wing Nut Daily which is scraping bottom even for conservatives – the wingtards over there don’t even care about him, they’d rather read Chuck Norris’ elucidations on family and flags, or something.
I find Pat weirdly appealing , like some nutty Uncle who spews racist crap but buys you the best presents for your birthday.That might be because I am the whitest woman on the planet and he would approve of me.That said , his politics are appalling. Carry on.
Hey Pat, does it to you! http://onegoodmovemedia.org/movies/ogm/buchananattacked.html
[re=577730]norbizness[/re]: Jewkake, Mr. Fast Fingers!
So, Jews equal 2% of the population and 33% of the Court: Bad.
But Catholics equal 22% of the population and 64% of the Court: Good.
[re=577725]Bearbloke[/re]: Satan did tell him to take out his teeth…
[re=577733]Limeylizzie[/re]: “That might be because I am the whitest woman on the planet”
Mom?
But there will still be four fucktarded sacks of shit on the Court – from that point of view Pat is overrepresented.
[re=577730]norbizness[/re]: Wrong!!
[re=577730]norbizness[/re]: I have no idea what the fuck [re=577736]Extemporanus[/re] means.
He actually titles his screed “Are liberals anti-WASP?”. Uh, Pat, I think it’s the other way around; just look at the demographics of the teabaggers.
*wingnut logic*
33% of the court is Jewish
33% of the court is women
Therefore, women are all Jewish
I was wandering around the WND Superstore drunk late one night and ran into Pat, who was searching for a cure for his diabetes and something for his bunion. Weird – he looked just like in this picture, I mean walking around the store just like that.
Is the Supreme Court supposed to be diverse, like the pantheon of Greek gods? I wasn’t aware of that. It’s been clogged with 100% WHITE MEN over 150 years of its existence.
Not only that, but with Kagan, two Jewish *Women*. Like my own Mom, the Supreme Court will henceforth make sure that our great Nation finishes all its chicken soup and puts on a sweater.
[re=577740]Formerly Preferred[/re]: Is that my wee Formerly Preferred?
We need a Supreme Court that is good with money.
he has a bee in his bonnet, and it looks like it crapped on him big time.
Just when Bush got the Court to reflect the percentage of American douchebags, this.
[re=577753]ph7[/re]: Now that corporations are real people, it shouldn’t be too long before Gold Man-Sacks gets two or three seats on the Court.
How can you save the babies if you don’t believe in Hell?
[re=577737]Holden Caulfield[/re]: Catholics, on the other hand, are fine.
Geez, I thought the Pope was having a bad “Something about Mary” day…
God, he is such a lesbian. And not even a butch either.
4/5ths of the male justices like anonymous rendezvous with hot dudes in department store men’s rooms. This is an honest representation of raw demographics of the population in general.
And I thought the Jews counted as Atheists anyway. And the Rational Think For Themselfers (including agnostics) are 15% of the population, so we’re getting closer to the right %. That should help make Pat happy.
well by Patty’s math there should be at least one openly agnostic/ atheist.
idiot.
So Jews, Catholics and women aren’t enough diversity for ol’ Pat? I’m sure he’ll be thrilled then when Obama’s third nominee is a black atheist. I’m so looking forward to that laudatory column.
What we really need is a Unitarian judge. That would fuck with Scalia.
If it’s filled with nothing but Catholics and Jews, the Supreme Court will be constantly judging itself guilty.
[re=577744]JMP[/re]: I was always under the impression WASP was an epithet, but not to Pat. Meaning that he may actually be flattered by my calling him the WASPiest WASP in the entire nest of WASPs.
No WASPS on the Supreme Court? My goodness, whatever shall we do?
Opus Dei, who represent less than 0.000003 percent of the U.S. population, will have 33 percent of the Supreme Court seats.
Pat is right. That IS a serious problem. Wait, what?
[re=577769]JMP[/re]: Haha, the most neurotic SC ever!
Jesus Christ, Pat, relax. I’m sure Mitt Romney will use all of his picks on Baptists and Mexicans.
I demand a Pastafarian on the Supreme Court!!
What’s up with Pat. Last I remember – and it’s been a while since I paid any attention to his vile racist screeds – he use to complain about quotas. Now he’s counting the religious affiliation of the members of the Supreme Court?
And how many of those Catholic judges are just wishy-washy go to mass twice a year Catholics? And how many of the Jews are Jew-Bu’s or “cultural Jews? Do they really count or was it just something they check on their Supreme Court application form?
Like the last time I had to fill out a form that had religious affiliation. They didn’t hax a box for Physics so I just checked Jewish.
[re=577771]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Canceling the Court’s J. Crew catalog might be a good start.
I can’t wait for Scalia’s imminent heart attack to tip the court. I’m putting forward Lloyd from Entourage just push the Wingnuts completely over the edge (he couldn’t be less judicious than Clarence Thomas).
[re=577726]jodyleek[/re]: But only until he died. Then he unbrised.
I thought Pat opposed quotas.
His last book posited the theory that WW II was “Unnecessary.” Guess he would have been content to just let Hitler go on doing what he was doing.
O/T but where’s my Comics Curmudgeon? It’s almost CoB without my having fapped to animated sexytime.
In the end, they’re all worshipping the same flying spaghetti monster so what the fuck is he jagging off about?
[re=577725]Bearbloke[/re]: Nice.
At least he’s moved on from the Amen Corner.
This ‘fairly represented’ idea can go too far. I.e., morons = ~50% of the population (IQ <100), and there’s about that many on the Court, but has it worked out? I don’t think so.
Pat has had only one question since his conception: why am I not in charge? And he seems to be the only guy who doesn’t understand why.
[re=577769]JMP[/re]: Sorry, Jews do guilt. Catholics do shame.
If it weren’t for his misogynism and anti-semitism, I’d almost like Pat. Kinda like Nixon. Both, more populist, on all economic issues, than people give them credit for. Pat hates war and free trade, for example, whats not to like about that?
Pat, please get back on point. That Fuckin Softball Picture!
p.s. steroids in baseball, … Never Forget
[re=577737]Holden Caulfield[/re]: getting into statistics mood- jews account for about 25% of Nobel Prizes, even though their percentage of the total world population is infinitesmal. how does mr buchanan explain these numbers?
despite this, the skygod in the sky decided not to give jews any oil. too bad, they need to think harder to survive.
Too bad no one cares about Pat or what he says.
Let’s make sure that all American viewpoints and beliefs are equally represented.
More than one-third of Americans believe the feds assisted in the attacks on the twin towers or knowingly let them happen.
One in five believes the Sun orbits the Earth.
Between 30 – 40% believe in evolution — and the same number believe in flying saucers.
Jews may only be 2% of the overall population, but I bet they make up a much bigger percentage of people who, you know, have an education and know something about the law. By his logic, there should be more white and Asian people in the NBA, qualifications for the actual job be damned!
do any of my scribblings actually appear on wonkette? why is it i can never find them?
am i being boycotted due to the arizona new nasty law? i don’t even live near arizona.
[re=577811]agonista[/re]: You are clearly a Nazi and a Commie Muslin with your logic and your percentages.
[re=577809]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: Those folks don’t have attention spans long enough to complete a law degree, unless they go to Liberty U., where all you have to do is have regular church attendance to get a degree.
6 Catholics and 3 Jews walk into a bar … the Baptist ducked.
A. Pat is an asshole. B. How come I didn’t know Breyer is Jewish? I am Jewish- we all know each other(or so Pat thinks)
Ya know, my people are getting tired of this. We’re about to ask President Obama the same question we’ve been asking for about 5,000 years: “Dear G-d, we know we’re the Chosen People, but, next time, can you please choose someone else?”
[re=577801]Words[/re]: Sorry, Jews do guilt. Catholics do shame.
Oh, crap, that explains so much of what went wrong with my marriage.
Protestants seem to be divided into two classes: 1) lower-class Red Staters who don’t care much about education, or 2) entitled trust-fund WASPS. Neither tend to be brought up with the idea that they have to excel in school or on the job. Not so for Catholics or Jews. How do you like them apples, Pat?
Pat’s train came off the tracks a few years ago. He’s become America’s crazy uncle that smells like urine.
[re=577837]Katydid[/re]: You married a Catholic?
[re=577848]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Altho, in the South & Southwest, both of your Prod classes are hell-bent to influence education, at least to the degree that it includes their version of religion.
Wow, all I can say is that was one hell of a bukkake fest. What, did he blow the entire Republican caucus? Cause that’s definitely not just Lindsey.
[re=577861]Red Zeppelin[/re]: You never can tell. These guys sometimes have to store it up for quite some time. Pat does appear to be in his element, I’ll give you that much.
Good thing we have “gun control laws”!!!!!
That way, the JUDEN won’t be able to defend themselves from the Klan, the Katholic Khurch, the German-Amerikan Bund, the Amerikan Nazi Party, etc.
:::Whoops:::
Strike the “JUDEN.” I meant . . . . hmmmm . . . “Communist Liberals.”
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[re=577801]Words[/re]: Haha. All I know is that my parents are immigrants from Eastern Europe, I grew up in a Jewish neighborhood, and went to a Catholic parochial school. I feel that I have to apologize for everything.
I would just like to take time to thank Mr. Buchanan for his little speech to that convention in ’92, and the GOP’s resulting spontaneous combustion. Prior to Stewart and Colbert coming on board in later years, Comedy Central’s coverage of said speech (by Al Franken and sponsored by Mentos) was the political comedy highlight of the decade, if not half-century.
I would actually be in favor of balancing the Catholics on the court with some Ulster Orangemen.
[re=577896]Holden Caulfield[/re]: You have my sympathy on the Catholic school thing. I am a recovering Catholic. We were the only Catholics for miles around in a neighborhood full of Baptists and Methodists who told us daily we had first-class tickets on the bus to Hell. Good times!
Yeah, but maybe we should take it easy on Pat. Did y’all know his father died in a concentration camp?
He fell off a guard tower. I heard this one about 15 years ago but it never gets old!
[re=577733]Limeylizzie[/re]: I am the whitest woman on the planet
Liz…Kuchinich?
[re=577733]Limeylizzie[/re]: That’s because he’s a lesbian.
“Peevish and quarrelsome, disliked and mistrusted, he withdrew more and more from intercourse with his fellows and immersed himself in his self-imposed task. One can picture him in the seclusion of his garret study, penning, with keen satisfaction, severe judgments and spiteful comments upon the lives and achievements of those who did not meet with his approval.”
Sure, fine, the Jews are overrepresented, but why aren’t there any white people on the court any more, Pat? Dagos and Micks like you are NOT white. Why does the Republican party hate Real White Americans?
[re=577856]Words[/re]: Happily married and then happily divorced a Catholic guy. If Jews are all about guilt, and Catholics are all about shame, why do so many of us intermarry? It’s a bad mix, I tells ya. We make good kiddies, though. Although in my case, as my Irish-Italian friend pointed out to me, I created a girl who’s going to grow up to be a Jewish-Italian/Catholic mother. Mah poor grandbabies.
I find it strangely comforting that Buchanan’s version of racist wingnuttery is stuck so securely in the late 1930s, that he hasn’t moved on from anti-Semitism to Islamophobia and supporting Israel because the end of days is coming. He just doesn’t get these modern fashions. Thanks to the posters who mentioned that his Catholic, as this probably explains why he doesn’t exhibit the rapture-loving “the Jews will all convert so Israel’s a good thing” meme, channelling Father Coughlin instead.
As the Pogues sang: “Frank Ryan bought you whiskey in a brothelin Madrid/Where you decked some fucking blackshirt who was cursing all the Yids”.
Or: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieNwb07tgG8
Someone should probably point out to Pattycake that if we were really going for a cross-section of America, we probably should see about adding another black and one or two more wise Latino/as. He seems to have not noticed that, or else he wouldn’t actually have mentioned anything in the first place.
Oh, and like two more women, too. So K-Lo would be thrilled, too.
[re=577913]Words[/re]: One of the more amazing experiences for me, being a sheltered Yankee librul that I am, was going down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I was stumbling, drunk off my ass, down Bourbon street, and saw the crowds of Christianists, waving signs condemning, not the drunkenness and debauchery and titties, and all the other fun stuff the good Lord probably doesn’t actually aprove of, but the Catholics, for being Catholic, in general.
[re=577959]Numbat Dundee[/re]: I find it strangely comforting that I’m busting my ass to find a real job, and this cunt is actually being paid to write this steaming pile of shit. Also, cunt.
Didn’t we euthanize him back in the 80s? In fact, didn’t we rid the earth of both him and his mutant sister, the Bay? If we didn’t, shame on us. We fucked up.
The picture of Pat shows a large amount of cus-tard on his head. Can we safely rule out the person responsible being either a Tea-tard or a Paul-tard or a Palin-tard? Whadyya think?
How you ever going to get agreement on the court with so many Jews?
And Papobears, who make up 24% of the population (and yet 100% of pat buchanan!), will still make up 66% of the court.
Every Easter we were reminded that the joos killed Christopher Cross. If they hadn’t, I would have, that fat load.
http://yadanukiza.com/blog/media/1/0709181.jpg
It’s a sad, strange world wherein Pat Buchanan is the éminence grise of the Republican party. Okay, it’s generally a sad, strange world.
[re=577957]Katydid[/re]: You are probably off-line, but WOW! powerful combo, that. I’m looking for those girls to be President of US soon!!
Sad to say, they were so scarce in my neck of the woods that I didn’t actually meet a Jewish person until I was in college (they owned all the clothing stores, the Italians ran all the grocery stores, and the Greeks had the restaurants covered). So I was unfamiliar w/antiSemitism until then, and I was shocked @ it, since, believe it or not, the nun taught me to respect the Jewish faith because our faith and Jesus were due in large part to them —- trust Southerners to be schizophrenic!)– and that we had BTW ripped off a large part of our ceremony, sacred Scripture, and other miscellaneous rites from them.
Meanwhile (and not THAT long ago), the local Prods wouldn’t date me ’cause I was Catholic, and the Italians and Greeks wouldn’t date me ’cause I was Irish, not Italian or Greek. Left a pretty poor dating pool, for sure.
However, college was great! Altho I happily married (so eager to leave home, at 20) a little WASP hippie-wanna-be musician, and 17 years later (that longevity was the Catholic thing), I was unhappily divorced.
Now married and happy w/agnostic who agrees w/me on basically all the important parts!! And unlike w/hippie-musician-Prod, we are solvent and debt-free !
[re=577964]mumblyjoe[/re]: see my reply to Katy_did — the KKK were after us too. OOH lions and tigers and white-sheeted Protestants!! Oh My!
“Are liberals anti-WASP?” No, just anti-arachnoid. (Look it up.)
[re=577753]ph7[/re]: Win.
Oh, Patty boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling,
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side,
… if you would refill your prescription for thorazine.
[re=577918]PsycGirl[/re]: In early ’96 I went to a taping of Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect. Joan Rivers was one of the guests and told that joke. Only funny thing I’ve ever heard her say.
You all may think those are white people on the SC, but from my point of view – being a Saxon/
Saxon, and a baptized Lutheran – I can tell you they ain’t White enough for me.
[re=577959]Numbat Dundee[/re]: That there link takes us to the folk group Christie Moore doing the Spanish Civil War ditty, Viva La Quinta Brigada. The Pogue quote is actually from their ditty, The Sick Bed Of Cuchulainn, a rousing tune about a certain drunken Irish anarchist.
I’m gonna get you Patty, and your little dog too.
(Yes I’m Jewish but I lived in the rural south. Gotta mix it up a little ya know?)
Are the puppets over or under represented on the Supreme Court?
Is Paddy McBuchanan recommending affirmative action to achieve proportional representation on the Supreme Court? And would this be implemented by quotas? That’s not the Paddy I know.
[re=577913]Words[/re]: Word. For us it was the Dutch Reformers trying to make everyone miserable with them. I thought them the peak of obnoxious as a kid but have since realized that their utter hypocrisy really dulled their righteousness down to the pathetic.
Yeah, Pat. And let’s talk about clowns. The clown profession is also underrepresented on the Supreme Court.
Oh, wait.
Shortly after reading this column it occurred to me that Patty has an ulterior motive. Long post coming, but on-topic.
He’s trying to fan the fires of the sometimes rocky relations between African-Americans and Jews. While he pretends the focus of the column is on WASPs, he starts out attacking Kagan by hiding behind criticism of her by “a chorus of black commentators and civic leaders” for her hiring record at Harvard. Note that lots of white liberals of all persuasions, including Jews, are also attacking Kagan for the very same thing. He leaves that out intentionally.
Pat then goes on with “the rising anger in a black community, which voted 24-1 for Obama, that one of their own was once again passed over for the Supreme Court,” which he sources to a WaPo article. He’s just neutral, don’t you see, he’s just reporting the facts. “One of their own” is particularly douchey, I just have to say.
But right after discussing the dearth of African-Americans on the court, he brings up his “Jews are over-represented on the court” theory. I didn’t know those two criteria were equivalent comparisons, but Pat knows what he’s doing, and he does it well. He then segues into the all-out attack on Jews by dismissing the anger he sees from African-Americans, a nice two-fer: “But while leaders in the black community may be upset, the folks who look more like the real targets of liberal bias are white Protestants and Catholics, who still constitute well over half of the U.S. population.” In the real world, many liberals, not just African-Americans are upset with Kagan, and note his use of the old “leaders in the black community” crap-phrase.
Buchanan is an unbelievable dick, and a racist and an anti-semite, a perfect storm, as they say, of douchebaggery, but first and foremost he’s a very smart, politically savvy and practical motherfucker. Divide and conquer is a good strategy, and he’s been doing it for 40 years, starting with Nixon’s Southern Strategy. This is old hat to Patty. He’s just learned to hide it a little better. Pat’s slick and a brillliant political broker. He uses his racism well.
Sorry for the long post.
[re=577729]ManchuCandidate[/re]: He has his own wing-nut catholic outfit.
[re=577732]Tim[/re]: surprising numbers of paultards are buying his latest POS book, I guess because it criticizes Roosevelt.
[re=577768]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Was John Marshall Unitarian? Most of the other famous pols of the day were.
[re=577848]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Chinamen, too. What does Pat think of the Yellow Peril?
[re=577906]WadISay[/re]: A couple of the Catholics are Opus Dei and that’s worse.
[re=578044]Beanball[/re]: I always suspected white southerners were really “Jamaica White.”
[re=578179]zhubajie[/re]: Jefferson Davis was Unitarian.
Katydid: Interesting theory. I actually would have liked an African American nominee (Leah Ward Sears? Roger Gregory?) if for no other reason than I’d rather not have Clarence be the token black guy on the court. Do you think Patty would join me in a campaign for a liberal black judge?
[re=578194]guangho[/re]: Well, Patty is all about quotas now, so of course he would. The liberal black judge would have to be Protestant, though. And white.
So by that logic Patty should love Elena Kagan. I mean she is…whitish. (And so am I: digression alert- Cornel West said that Jews are fooling themselves if they consider themselves mainstream white americans and he is right.)
[re=577770]give us a bob[/re]: Hey, take him, he can be your WASP bitch. I believe Ireland voted him off his ancestral island. And if my own fertility-riddled, O-apostrophied clan is even remotely representative of Irish-American public opinion, he’s reviled among his own more than any other Irish Catholic, now that McGreevey’s gone all Episcopalian.
While we’re on quotas, if there’s a spot reserved on the court for the relevance-challenged, Pat could have that one for himself. I’m sure well more than 11.1% of the population fits that bill.
If 100% of all Americans masturbate, does that mean all nine justices should be jag-offs?
Bukake Pat employs
Lawyer: Joo
Doctor: Joo
Accountant/Banker: Joo guessed it
TeeVee Producer: Thats right..Joo
Real Estate Agent: Yup..Joo
Supreme Court Nominee: Someone a sane human would not allow to baby sit their offspring.
Yoo know: Rekers..Haggart..
2nd Choice: Any emissary of Catlick Mafia Sexytime Roman.
Pat: Please to shut the fuck up any time in the near futureama.
[re=578203]hiphophitler[/re]: Nine is just 90% jag offs . They would one more Supreme Court justice to make it 100%.
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