Why Does Rand Paul Hate Pants?

Rand Paul hates pants because he doesn't need them when he's KICKING TREY GRAYSON'S ASS, OHHHHH... (Wait, what?) Anyway, here is a picture of Doctor Senator Rand Paul from the local newspaper this morning. Is he going to just wander around like a child all the time if he becomes Senator, wearing no pants to speak of? The Paultards must go ga-ga over those legs. [ Washington Post ]