THE TERRORIST NEXT DOOR  10:14 am May 13, 2010

Is There a *Reason* Why Terrorist South Carolina Has a Muslim Flag?

by Ken Layne

Why do they hate our way of life? Because they hate freedom (especially freedom for their black slaves).
South Carolina is filled with traitors — traitors who literally started a war with the United States, because we would not let them keep the vast majority of their population as chattel slaves. And the people of this bog-state are apparently *flaunting* these terroristic inclinations even today, according to Wonkette operative “Ed M.,” who just drove through the enemy territory and reports that “the state’s flag, logo, license plates, commemorative thimbles, etc. all have crescent moons on them. Even the tree they have under that Christian-hating moon looks Islamic.” Is it time to send predator drones and then nuclear missiles to this place, to save America, because We Are At War With Dangerous Extremists?

Look at the image above. Almost impossible to tell which one’s the Saudi Arabian embassy sign and which one is the traitor flag of traitor South Carolina. Here’s a clue: The Islamic crescent moon is on the South Carolina flag, while the Saudi embassy sign has Slavic words, for Communism.

Some might want to excuse this outrage, “just this one time,” but it’s not a “one time” problem, as made evident by the South Carolina official state seal, which is an exact duplicate of the Saudi Arabian “coat of arms” — both show an Arabian palm tree with the swords of jihad crossed beneath, in mockery of our American god:
American Jesus has no patience for this 'Middle East' place, wherever it is.

If the enemy in South Carolina has its way, one day soon we’ll all be driving around with this license plate:
Come on, Rush, declare war on S. Carolina!

 

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Katydid May 13, 2010 at 10:20 am

Those are some big TruckNutz on that seal.

Second Rain May 13, 2010 at 10:23 am

America and China both have stars on their flags. Just saying. You Decide. http://is.gd/bANhN

ForTheTurnstiles May 13, 2010 at 10:23 am

Can’t we just ask Dave Cameron to request the royal navy to take these fuckers back? (SC *and* the middle east, I mean)

norbizness May 13, 2010 at 10:23 am

I heard that the prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him, hid in a Palmetto tree while General Sherman tried to install Shari’a law in Atlanta.

mdotsota May 13, 2010 at 10:24 am

Someone alert President Lindsey Graham!

Prommie May 13, 2010 at 10:25 am

Thats not a flag, thats a Ouija board.

Tim May 13, 2010 at 10:25 am

South Carolina’s has the faintly disguised truck nutz tree.

SittingPretty May 13, 2010 at 10:26 am

I was enjoying the attention Arizona was drawing away from us, and now this.

Formerly Preferred May 13, 2010 at 10:26 am

My parents used to take me to Kiawah Island, which is a swanky resort off the coast of Charleston that was financed, in part, by a Kuwaiti company. For the longest time, I assumed that the involvement of the Kuwaitis explained the palm tree and crescent flags all over the place. It was only later that I learned that they were actually something to do with South Carolina.

Mr Blifil May 13, 2010 at 10:27 am

This is a distortion. South Carolina is clearly advancing the fight against terrorism by allowing kindergarten students full protection under “Conceal and Carry” laws, to prevent middle-aged Chinese teabaggers from cold goin’ nuts with scimitars on the snowflake babies.

the problem child May 13, 2010 at 10:28 am

Isn’t “prepared in mind and resources” what jihadists are expected to be? That seal is a call to fund terroriszms!!11!

WadISay May 13, 2010 at 10:30 am

Does everything have to be about teh Muslins? The moon on the SC flag proudly represents lunatics.

El Pinche May 13, 2010 at 10:30 am

BOMMB SOUTH CAROLINA *Burrrpp*

Long Form Def Certificate May 13, 2010 at 10:30 am

This makes Myrtle Beach’s rep as gay mecca — & even odder, Columbia’s as lesbian haven — all the more complicated.

BlueStateLiberal May 13, 2010 at 10:31 am

So what you’re saying is the entire state of South Carolina is a sleeper cell? Send in the predator drones NOW!

V572625694 May 13, 2010 at 10:31 am

Do not ever try to keep up with SC fratboys drinking beer — drinking it fast is what they do, so fast it slobbers out the sides of their mouths and down onto their v-neck sweaters, which they tuck into their pants for some unaccountable reason. There is also much talk about “gamecocks.” It is very mysterious.

Monsieur Grumpe May 13, 2010 at 10:32 am

It gets worse folks. The SC government website can be viewed in German or Spanish!
http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sc.gov&langpair=en%7Cde&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&prev=%2Flanguage_tools

mdotsota May 13, 2010 at 10:33 am

OMG, I just found out this “South Karolina” is home to a madrassa that teaches extreme fundamentalist views.

http://www.bju.edu/

rmontcal May 13, 2010 at 10:33 am

I’ve thought this for a long time. I always wondered why so many rednecks were such flamboyant Muslims. But then I thought, “Maybe they have to be Muslim to get some sort of secret access to cheap gas for their ginormous SUVs”, which was the type of vehicle that always seem to have these stickers.

V572625694 May 13, 2010 at 10:36 am

[re=576457]mdotsota[/re]: Greatest school acronym/URL ever: BJ University!

I Heart Accuracy May 13, 2010 at 10:37 am

Will this affect the Shriner’s circus? Plus, when you say “Al Kader” with a Southern accent…. ass tea.

mdotsota May 13, 2010 at 10:38 am

[re=576462]V572625694[/re]: You’re right, it must be some kind of dual muslin terrorist/sexual deviant factory.

God, Country, and Jail May 13, 2010 at 10:39 am

Is it time? It is well-past time.

Also, the embassy in Budapest?

mini_love May 13, 2010 at 10:39 am

Totally funny, but I am born and raised South Carolinian. Little history and botany lesson. It’s a palmetto tree, not a palm tree, and it represents Ft Moultrie defense in the Revolutionary War. The fort was made of palmetto tree logs, and absorbed the blasts of ship cannons.

But in all seriousness, we heart Mohammed. For reals.

JMP May 13, 2010 at 10:39 am

South Carolina hates us because they hate our freedoms. More specifically, they hate us for forcing them to share those freedoms with the coloreds, the womenfolk and somewhat with the gays.

Katydid May 13, 2010 at 10:43 am

[re=576462]V572625694[/re]:Complete the following:

http://www.bju.edu is to URLs as teabagger is to…

Baldar T Flagass May 13, 2010 at 10:44 am

“America’s Merkin,” with only Georgia separating it from “America’s Flaccid Dong.”

God, Country, and Jail May 13, 2010 at 10:44 am

[re=576466]God, Country, and Jail[/re]: Or Prague.

Heywood Jablome May 13, 2010 at 10:44 am

Oh, this is too priceless, turning the wingnutty conspiracy “logic” back on to them.

These trouble-making fucks should be at the top of the watch list, backdated to 1865.

They got off light if you ask me. The whole state should have received the Carthage treatment as example to the rest of the traitors and insurrectionists. (Sadly, including both sides of my family tree in Mississippi. But justice must be done.)

snideinplainsight May 13, 2010 at 10:45 am

Hey where is Kathleen Parker in all this? Doesn’t she LIVE in South-Carolina, where she lives among the ordinary-people?

Radiotherapy May 13, 2010 at 10:48 am

Maybe we are looking at this the wrong way. Wasn’t the Kingdom of Saud just a sandy wilderness with camel shepherds until Oil, BP, and wahhibism came along in the 1920′s and 30′s? So, who used who’s imagery?

What Fresh Hell is This? May 13, 2010 at 10:49 am

[re=576476]snideinplainsight[/re]: Sleeper cell.

ManchuCandidate May 13, 2010 at 10:51 am

Hey, that’s are Lojik! You can’t uze are Lojik agan us!! Only Wi can use that Lojik!

Hart88 May 13, 2010 at 10:51 am

What about the Shriners? They have an entire fleet of car bombs! OK, 1/2-scale car bombs, but they could still take out a bus stop.

thefrontpage May 13, 2010 at 10:51 am

Is South Carolina still a part of the United States? Lots of people thought they left the country years ago.

Dingus McHatred May 13, 2010 at 10:52 am

Palmetto Bumcracker

JMP May 13, 2010 at 10:52 am

[re=576457]mdotsota[/re]: There used to be a Beaver College near me; they eventually changed their name because many porn filters blocked their website (previously they didn’t mind the snickering, because they sold a hell of a lot of t-shirts etc. for a tiny liberal arts school). I wonder if BJU has the same issues.

BadKitty May 13, 2010 at 11:00 am

NUKE ‘EM!! Buncha damn terrorists.

F*T*S* May 13, 2010 at 11:00 am

In response, Juan McCain said, “That old, eh, that old Beach Boys song, Bomb South Carolina.” McCain then chuckled before briefly singing — to the tune of the chorus of the Beach Boys’ classic “Barbara Ann” — “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, anyway, ah …. hengh?”

Johnny Zhivago May 13, 2010 at 11:02 am

Holy fucking shit!!! The SC Website can even be viewed in some sort of Moslemic Arab-jibberish!

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=en&tl=ar&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sc.gov%2F

Long Form Def Certificate May 13, 2010 at 11:03 am

[re=576466]God, Country, and Jail[/re]: Not Slavic, then. But delicious. Pass the halal paprikash!

Patty Dumpling May 13, 2010 at 11:03 am

HOLY FUCKING SHIT: The letters in “South Carolina” are only an anagram for “Holocaust Iran”.

Look it up.

SittingPretty May 13, 2010 at 11:05 am

[re=576447]the problem child[/re]: It gets worse. SC has two official state mottos. The other is “While I breathe, I hope”. Clearly an Obama reference.

nappyduggs May 13, 2010 at 11:05 am

And here you thought those bar-b-q spots that served up only BEEF ribs and chicken were named after some hillbilly called “Hal Al” Think again, sheeple!

Johnny Zhivago May 13, 2010 at 11:07 am

It gets WORSE! New Orleans POLICE apparently are Al Queda operatives too! Take a look at the Jihad symbol on their Police Cars:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2388/1879979568_3ef57450f7.jpg

crapshooter102 May 13, 2010 at 11:08 am

[re=576455]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: The Argentine site is under construction. Hope to get it done before the Luv Guv leaves.

El Pinche May 13, 2010 at 11:09 am

WE’RE NOT A DEMOCRACY , WE’RE A REPUBIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baldar T Flagass May 13, 2010 at 11:12 am

[re=576475]Heywood Jablome[/re]: They did, it’s just that William Tecumseh Sherman was a bit geographically challenged.

mumblyjoe May 13, 2010 at 11:18 am

One of these two places have governments that love the idea of torturing their own citizens, and want to establish theocratic law (also sometimes called “Sharia law”) not only within its own borders, but in other countries, by force.

The other one is called Saudi Arabia.

Lascauxcaveman May 13, 2010 at 11:19 am

I’ve got a buddy who talks a little AAY-rab. He told me the word “palmetto,” roughly translates into “Death to Christians.”

SayItWithWookies May 13, 2010 at 11:20 am

Oh, my — apparently Francis Scott Key had something to do with this (go to the Slavery and Islam section of the page) — he mailed a Muslim South Carolinian a Bible translated into Arabic. It doesn’t say if he got an English Qur’an in return — but wouldn’t that be the obvious choice? We should start looking in the Star Spangled Banner for hints of Mohammedanism.

tonashideska May 13, 2010 at 11:27 am

[re=576434]Second Rain[/re]: Texas too.

BlueStateLiberal May 13, 2010 at 11:28 am

[re=576468]mini_love[/re]: Cute story. No one’s buying it.

Ghostface May 13, 2010 at 11:33 am

You people are ignorant fucking retards. I’m as liberal as they come, but this is why you are insufferable at parties.

What Fresh Hell is This? May 13, 2010 at 11:34 am

[re=576506]SayItWithWookies[/re]: This represents the best conspiracy theory yet: slavery was an Islamic plot to insert sleeper cells all across U.S. America. Now they cover SC, from Coward to Lynchburg.

A-rab, Alabama, also.

mumblyjoe May 13, 2010 at 11:41 am

[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]: Because we do Daily Show-esque parodies of Andrew Breitbart’s obnoxious Internet Concerns? I thought it had more to do with the preening fixation on “culture”.

Well, now that I stand corrected, I can go to all the wine-tastings and gallery openings I want, just as long as I’m not sarcastic on the Internet sometimes!

DC Hates Me May 13, 2010 at 11:42 am

Probably explains all the falafel places in Charleston. Southerners love their pita food.

SayItWithWookies May 13, 2010 at 11:42 am

[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]: How do you say that in Arabic?

user-of-owls May 13, 2010 at 11:45 am

South Carolina has a disturbing pre-12/61 mindset.

lizzieborden May 13, 2010 at 11:46 am

Funny, I thought I was insufferable at parties because I get shit-face drunk and start showing my rack.

twoeightnine May 13, 2010 at 11:49 am

The fort was made of palmetto tree logs, and absorbed the blasts of ship cannons.

By fort you mean butt and blasts you mean butt sex.

Lascauxcaveman May 13, 2010 at 11:50 am

[re=576533]mumblyjoe[/re]: Actually, he’s right about me at least. I’m insufferable at parties, beginning the moment I cross from ‘delightfully buzzed’ to ‘shitface drunk.’

And then I toss my cookies in the brie & arugula salad.

Maxine of Arc May 13, 2010 at 11:52 am

[re=576475]Heywood Jablome[/re]: Charleston delenda est.

Heywood Jablome May 13, 2010 at 11:53 am

[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]: Lighten up, Francis! If ever a state deserved hacking on, it’s South Fucking Carolina. It’s all just good, clean, mean-spirited fun.

imissopus May 13, 2010 at 11:54 am

[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]: Angry troll is angry.

McDuff May 13, 2010 at 11:55 am

“South Carolina … started a war with the United States, because we would not let them keep the vast majority of their population as chattel slaves.”

Hate to be serious, but South Carolina did not secede because of any actual action taken against slavery by the Federal government. South Carolina seceded even before Lincoln’s inauguration merely because they feared what Lincoln might do — despite Lincoln’s pledge that he would not interfere with slavery where it existed, only that he would oppose its expansion into the new (and Federally controlled) Western terrorities.

In other words, the rich, white Muslins in SC yelled a big “YOU LIE!” at Lincoln even before he actually became President — in the end leading to the deaths of 600,000, the wounding of more than a million, and the economic and physical destruction of the South.

imissopus May 13, 2010 at 12:00 pm

[re=576539]lizzieborden[/re]: What are you doing Saturday?

Long Form Def Certificate May 13, 2010 at 12:01 pm

[re=576506]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Also makes you reconsider the provenance of Jay Gatsby’s money. Or, should I say, Jalil al-Ghazbi?

user-of-owls May 13, 2010 at 12:03 pm

[re=576548]McDuff[/re]: SO, the story had a happy ending, eh?

Katydid May 13, 2010 at 12:04 pm

[re=576539]lizzieborden[/re]: Um, unless you’re a man, only the wimmins get mad when you get drunk at parties and show your rack. And not all the wimmins get mad.

Tundra Grifter May 13, 2010 at 12:05 pm

[re=576478]Radiotherapy[/re]: Either the Kingdom of Saud or Texas (cattle instead of camels). When a A-Rabs decided to form the oil cartel (OPEC) they needed a model. So they used the Texas Railway Commission that “regulates” oil production because oil moves and railroads move and it just made a whole lotta sense. Back then. Apparently.

Katydid May 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm

[re=576562]Tundra Grifter[/re]: railroads are fungible?

Tundra Grifter May 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Who else remembers the right wing nut who got all upset about the special “Obama Flag” flying during the Presidential campaign – until someone else pointed out it was the state flag of Ohio?

mumblyjoe May 13, 2010 at 12:11 pm

[re=576539]lizzieborden[/re]: No, I’m pretty sure that makes you… umm… what’s that thing called that’s the opposite of insufferable?

mumblyjoe May 13, 2010 at 12:13 pm

[re=576533]mumblyjoe[/re]: Honestly, all the gallery openings and wine-tastings in the world wouldn’t be enough to make me want to live in a world where I couldn’t be sarcastic on the Internet.

I can’t tell whether that makes me a good liberal, or a bad one, any more.

S.Luggo May 13, 2010 at 12:15 pm

[re=576455]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:

“South Carolina Prioritäten
Begrenzen Regierung und Zunahme der persönlichen Freiheit. Wir sind als Verwaltung für die Ideale der Regierung begrenzt und die persönliche Freiheit verpflichtet. Einer der besten Wege, diese Ideen zu fördern, glauben wir, wird durch Eintreten für niedrigere Steuern und niedrigere Staatsausgaben.”

Und next, Poland.

BobTheBuilder May 13, 2010 at 12:16 pm

[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]: Don’t you know only Sarah Palin gets to use the word “retards”?

Way Cool Larry May 13, 2010 at 12:17 pm

You can tell the non-muslin palm tree because it has giant gazongas

snoidoid May 13, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Hey, wait a minute! That’s not the seal of South Carolina! There’s no reference to Argentina on it!

Gumboz1953 May 13, 2010 at 12:19 pm

[re=576560]Katydid[/re]: Depends what you mean by “rack.” Some guys have a rack upon which you could hang a decent size coat. That’s what I’ve heard, anyway.

Bruno May 13, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Who knew those Islamists were also Czech commies? Death the to infidels/capitalists!

disgustedcitizen May 13, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Are those “Trucknutz” hanging from the palm tree in the SC seal?

the problem child May 13, 2010 at 12:40 pm

[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]: I am insufferable at parties because I can be. What’s your excuse?

JMP May 13, 2010 at 12:43 pm

[re=576560]Katydid[/re]: It does depend on the rack; it could be an eighty-year-old or three-hundred-pounder flashing themselves, in which case it’s just “ew”.

Carolina May 13, 2010 at 12:47 pm

As a native South Carolinian, let me point out that no one has anything to worry about. South Carolina hasn’t succeeded at anything much in living memory other than creating barbecue and gated communities. Before that, the secession thing didn’t work out too well for us. The Governor, Legislature, and some of our Congressional representatives work hard at maintaining our perfect record. If anyone is going to be Islamic jihadists, you can just be glad it is South Carolinians rather than a state with a chance of success.

Tim May 13, 2010 at 12:56 pm

[re=576495]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: New Orleans is up to its gills in freedom hating muslins and muslin cops. The symbol is even more blatant on the water meter covers

http://www.cointradingpost.com/New_Orleans_Real/3_wmc_portrait_3.JPG

Lascauxcaveman May 13, 2010 at 1:01 pm

[re=576539]lizzieborden[/re]: Heh! I vaguely remember autographing those things! You want your sharpie back? I still have it.

(PS, I’m not really Robbie Benson, just a lookalike.)

rottenart May 13, 2010 at 1:05 pm

[re=576569]S.Luggo[/re]: Oder Georgia.

[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]:NUH UNH!! YOU are!

rottenart May 13, 2010 at 1:06 pm

I wonder how many South Carolinians are discovering this frightening information about their flag RIGHT NOW from this Wonkette post.

mardam422 May 13, 2010 at 1:06 pm

How did Hannity miss this?

Accordion-o-rama May 13, 2010 at 1:14 pm

[re=576470]Katydid[/re]: Hitler

lizzieborden May 13, 2010 at 1:23 pm

[re=576601]JMP[/re]: Well, let me assure you, for a 45 yo female, I have a rocking rack. Old school, like out of the 1940-50′s. Not those cone shape ones from the ’70′s.

turbanlegends May 13, 2010 at 1:25 pm

I kid you not, the arabic on that last license plate literally says “Tits Tmlb”. Whaddya make of that??

lizzieborden May 13, 2010 at 1:27 pm

[re=576629]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Hey, now I remember. Of course I now have an aversion to both brie and arugula, thank you very much. I got a new sharpie I keep tucked in my bra for just such occasions.

Jim89048 May 13, 2010 at 1:33 pm

[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]: Henngh?!

RoscoePColtraine May 13, 2010 at 1:39 pm

[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]: “I’m as liberal as they come, but this is why you are insufferable at parties.”

I hate parties. They always seem to end up with everyone naked in the hot tub, and who’s foot is that?, and who’s hand is that?, and so forth.

gurukalehuru May 13, 2010 at 1:43 pm

[re=576466]God, Country, and Jail[/re]: Prague

RubberSoul May 13, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Hey, at least they’re not flying the Stars and Bars.

Roll Fish May 13, 2010 at 1:48 pm

[re=576468]mini_love[/re]:
[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]:
I think you guys are missing the point. FOX keeps bringing up stories on the new Missile Defense logo, Obama’s campaign logo, and the Nuclear Summit logo, saying how they are totally Muslim and Obama is a Muslim because he has put a Muslim Crescent Moon in it. They seem to find Obama’s secret Muslim messages everywhere but I doubt any of them would for a second think to bring up South Carolina’s Muslim flag.

Also you are doing the Wonkette thing wrong. If you are taking anything here seriously then you are just awful.

One Yield Regular May 13, 2010 at 1:49 pm

As someone obligated for family reasons to travel to South Carolina far too often, I find this post disheartening. Once the wingnuts – and their fellow travelers, the state’s general population – get wind of this, they’re going to demand that the only aesthetically-pleasing thing about the whole state be changed to some flag that will inevitably resemble a cross between the decor inside a Sons of the Confederacy lodge and a Balkan republic coat of arms (with shot-guns instead of swords).

As Chris Rock once said about the Confederate-themed flag flying over the Columbia statehouse, they’d be better off replacing it with a picture of a Saltine.

wilbro May 13, 2010 at 2:00 pm

South of the Border is South Carolina’s greatest gift to civilization. And they call it an “oasis” so must be muslin.

http://www.thesouthoftheborder.com/

Prolly also a haven for wide-stanced senators looking for some highway restroom action. Camelbacking, if you will.

Mad Farmer Manifest May 13, 2010 at 2:01 pm

[re=576457]mdotsota[/re]: George Rekers is known for the classes he teaches at BJ University. The subject matter will blow your load, er, mind! The ‘textbook’ is expensive but well endowed.

sezme May 13, 2010 at 2:21 pm

I still hold out hope that one day South Karolina will lay down its swords, give up its Marxist ideology, and we will have reunification of the two Karolinas. Until that day, constant vigilance.

Jukesgrrl May 13, 2010 at 2:49 pm

They also have those Muslim symbols embroidered in miniature on their golf pants. By Chinese people.

Darkness May 13, 2010 at 2:54 pm

[re=576525]Ghostface[/re]: And snarky tit for tat is wrong exactly how? And you’re assuming we get invited to parties.

President Beeblebrox May 13, 2010 at 4:08 pm

[re=576484]JMP[/re]: Well, that, and the fact that Beaver College used to be a womens’ college, because why not.

Arcadia University just doesn’t have the same snicker-inducing ring to it, does it?

Ken Layne May 13, 2010 at 5:02 pm

The Arabic in the last picture, by the way, says “Palmetto State.” Read it left-to-right, of course, just like all those Jewish languages. (I typed it myself.)

steverino247 May 13, 2010 at 5:54 pm

[re=576527]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: Arab, Alabama. Man, what a shithole that was in the mid-70′s. It was widely believed that you should not go there if you weren’t related to somebody and certainly not after dark. And that was for the white guys.

[re=576692]RubberSoul[/re]: Not since Billy Sherman last visited, anyway.

FlipOffResearch May 13, 2010 at 6:37 pm

I had much fun with this post. During break at work today, I had finished my Wonkette and turned to the New York Times when a coworker showed up at my desk to chit chat. He didn’t take any of my hints to stop bugging me, so then I got an idea. He had shared with me his belief that Obama is secretly a Muslim that wants to take all of our guns away. So I knew he would share my outrage with this SC Muslim flag debacle. I opened up this post and read it to him verbatim full of Glen Beckian drama. Look at that Muslim crescent, I wagged my finger at the screen. By the end of break that guy was spitting mad that the Muslims had somehow taken over SC. I wouldn’t be surprised if he loaded up his pickup truck with guns and drove straight to SC as soon as work was over. Thank you Wonkette.

S. Cullen Bonz May 13, 2010 at 6:59 pm

So which hand in South Carolina is for shaking and which one is for “hygiene”.

DagNabbit May 13, 2010 at 7:27 pm

You know why White Christian Males hate Muslims?
Muslims get to beat thier wives in public.
And that wasn’t really a joke.

AKAM80TheWolf May 15, 2010 at 11:45 am

[re=576966]Ken Layne[/re]:

Ken, what misguided software told you that that said “Palmetto State”?
That’s not even legal Arabic.

Mr. Right May 21, 2010 at 11:37 am

Your knowledge of South Carolina is quite understandable. First, people that stand up for thier rights are not traitors. George Washington, Samuel Adams, Thomas Jefferson, etc.. these men were not traitors. Second, any student of history knows that at the time of the secession, a census was conducted and it was noted that less than 1% of the ENTIRE POPULATION was enslaved and that less than 1/2 was located in South Carolina. Secondly, about .7% of the South Carolina population held slaves. Sslaves were not included as people in the census. Third, The further inland you went, the less and less you would see slaves as it wasn’t as prevelant. So, to call 99% of a states population traitors becuase a few powerful men wanted slavery is inaccurate. You must not forget that US Grant held slaves. You must not forget that the war didn’t turn into a war on slavery until 1863 when the US had lost just about every major engagement. So, before you spout your ignorance, don’t be an emotional child and do your homework.

Mr. Right May 21, 2010 at 11:38 am

Excuse me, Your knowledge of South Carolina is quite incredible.

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