California congressional hopeful and “Lodi grape grower” Brad Goehring — the standard spelling is “Göring,” but you can’t have everything — recently posted this on his Facebook, and everyone on the Internet loved it: “If I could issue hunting permits, I would officially declare today opening day for liberals. The season would extend through November 2 and have no limits on how many taken as we desperately need to ‘thin’ the herd.” Silly Göring. Maybe if had had said “cull,” it would have sounded… well, considerably creepier. His apology was the funniest part, though, and he wrote that on the Facebook too!
I intended to include the wording ‘we would use votes and not bullets’ (but) hit the share button by accident before I finished and decided to leave it, thinking it would not be taken in a literal sense. I’m sorry if I confused anyone.
“Der der der i cliked the safe and then i thought ‘der der’ and then them libs and der der der der & what for,” is what he meant.
He has now deleted both of these terrible, terrible Facebook posts.