Mark your calendars! At this Friday’s hearing of the “Civil Rights Commission” or whatever, some lawyer from the Department of Justice will tell lies and cover up the truth about why Minister of Justice Eric Holder dropped federal voter intimidation charges against members of the New Black Panther Party last year. Holder let them off the hook for allegedly being mean to voters on Election Day 2008. As Real American news sources reported, the Panthers played with their gum and left cookie crumbs on the floor and OH YEAH, allegedly played with billy clubs while calling people not-nice names at a polling place in Philadelphia, which made the Liberty Bell crack.
Bringing us up to speed on the New Black Panthers (no relation to PUMAs) and their terrorism is this passionate Moonington Times essay describing how they nearly ended voting in America, forever:
Clad in paramilitary uniforms and armed with a nightstick [sic], the Panthers had spent several hours on Election Day 2008 stalking the entrance of a voting place in Philadelphia – hurling racial epithets at whites and blacks alike, taunting poll watchers, and intimidating voters who sought to cast their votes for president as well as other candidates on the ballot. These voting rights violations were captured, partially, on video and uploaded to YouTube.
Oooh, scary! But “not scary enough” for the New Black Obama Party, says the author of this Moonie Times wake-up call, Voting Rights Act sexpert Ashley L. Taylor Jr.:
They contend that two men who dress up like soldiers and stand in the doorway of a voting place brandishing a billy club cannot be prosecuted for voter intimidation in the absence of testimony from a voter who was intimidated, or proof of someone who was turned away from voting. Without such evidence, they argue, it is impossible to prove what the Panthers intended by their actions.
Accompanying Taylor’s call to action is this terrifying photograph of King Barack Hussein posing as Huey Newton, cofounder of the original Black Panther Party (whose surviving members claim no affiliation with the New Black Panthers whatsoever but hey, whatever; that little cat sure is cute!). It’s more proof that white people should just give up any “HOPE” of being able to vote this November, because Obama’s given the New Black Panthers free reign to use their dark sunglasses to beat you all to death.
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That should get the guntards riled enough to show at the polls in November, with their open-carry weapons, on hair-trigger alert for suspicious blacks!
“Ahm sorry I ruinined your Black Panther Party”
Forrest Gump 1968
Apparently the issues center around a nightstick one of the unofficial “poll watchers” was carrying.
Next time, scary NBP man, bring an AR-15 with a laser sight to the polling place because that is your constitutional right.
Yeah, cause throughout the history of US Americuh, whites are all about fairness and decency.
“You can’t use that tactic! It’s OUR tactic!”
Well, of course Obama’s not going to prosecute the Black Panther, but it has nothing to do with race; as a foreign head of state, King T’Challa has diplomatic immunity, and you can’t prosecute him. Besides, we really don’t want to piss off Wakanda, when it’s the most technologically advanced nation on Earth, and our only source for vibranium.
Odds are they weren’t supporting WALNUTS! nor HOPEY CHANGO.
Hey, when the teabaggers were calling for everyone to be armed, they were talking about white people with guns, not black people with sticks. That stuff’s dangerous.
[re=575617]JMP[/re]: Excelsior!
They’ll be tying NBP to the dreaded ACAWHN! soon.
“They contend that two men who dress up like soldiers and stand in the doorway of a voting place brandishing a billy club cannot be prosecuted for voter intimidation in the absence of testimony from a voter who was intimidated, or proof of someone who was turned away from voting.”
They also contend that voters in Philadelphia are not, in fact, huge pussies.
Two men who dress like soldiers and brandish a billyclub? Were they unable to afford two billy clubs?
There is a new Black Panther Party in the city where I live, and it makes appearances at protests and especially at Afrocentric events like the MLK march.
It is, however, comprised entirely of 2 18year old boys dressed like Run DMC, who probably can’t get dates.
The Black Panther Party is not what it used to be.
How about they can have their stupid racist investigation right after the one into why votes from some Ohio counties were run through the RNC servers. Even though the chief witness died in a plane crash a week before testifying before congress, I’m sure some waterboarding of Rove would provide some meaningful testimony.
[re=575622]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well of course; to the teabaggers, a black guy standing there is inherently intimidating, even if they aren’t carrying a stick. Why won’t the DOJ recognize how scary the alleged guy was, being black and all that?
They contend that two men who dress up like soldiers and stand in the doorway of a voting place brandishing a billy club cannot be prosecuted for voter intimidation in the absence of testimony from a voter who was intimidated, or proof of someone who was turned away from voting.
Or even, one might surmise, actual proof that these two men existed and were behaving in the described manner.
I do like short fiction, though. C+ for effort!
“stalking the entrance”? was the entrance in the meadow, innocently grazing? did it escape, running like a gazelle as soon as it looked up and saw the paramilitaries with their sticks? did the paramilitaries manage to capture it and bring it down, sinking their teeth into its jugular?
what in the name of st. sam johnson does “stalking the entrance” mean?
[re=575634]JMP[/re]: Don’t forget they were wearing berets too. Berets!
[re=575617]JMP[/re]: Well, no, that’s the Black Panther. This is about the [i]new[/i] Black Panther, which, I can only assume, is a reference to his sister, Shuri, who has since taken on the mantle.
[re=575628]Cape Clod[/re]: They also contend that voters in Philadelphia are not, in fact, huge pussies.
They should carry tazers this November. Also.
[re=575639]mumblyjoe[/re]: No, the Hudlin run never happened!
I thought voter intimidation and fraud was the province of ACORN, not the Black Pussies. Wingtards need to get their narrative straight, pronto, cuz there’s another election coming up.
Anyone remember when Nabisco tried to cash in on the Black Panther craze of the 60′s with a chocolate version of Fig Newtons called Huey Newtons. Mmmmmmmm. Huey Newtons.
[re=575645]tootsieroll[/re]: I’d go five hundo to watch a tazer wear break out in a crowded polling station.
[re=575631]x111e7thst[/re]: Perhaps the crackers who called this one in were unable to recognize what was, in point of fact, a huge black cock.
War. Tazer war. Jezis.
The three black panthers, Minister King Samir Shabazz, Malik Zulu Shabazz and Jerry Jackson
Oooooooooooh, somebody forgot to add a “Shabazz” to his name.
[re=575617]JMP[/re]:[re=575639]mumblyjoe[/re]:
Nerds.
That black cat is cute, but he’s still no match for the one posing with Supreme Queen Michelle Shabazz “Dat Azz Up” al-Obama X in her Black Panther Party portrait.
[re=575631]x111e7thst[/re]: [re=575672]Snarkalicious[/re]: It was hard to make out, being that it was covered in mashed potatoes, and what not.
Umm… it looks like Barry stole my cat. Didn’t see that one coming.
The beret suits him, gotta say.
“Ashley L. Taylor Jr. is a lawyer in Virginia and Republican member of the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.”
There’s the problem with this article. Republicans don’t believe in civil rights, so they certainly don’t understand the nuances of criminal law. Five bucks says this clown has never been in a courtroom.
[re=575731]Extemporanus[/re]: Nice thigh.
It’s too bad that black panther didn’t chew up Ashley Taylor’s ass.
(BTW, Ashley is a guy)
You can file complaints at referrals@usccr.gov
[re=575636]slappypaddy[/re]: what in the name of st. sam johnson does “stalking the entrance” mean?
It means the entrance was their ex-girlfriend who told them it’s over; she wouldn’t hang out with dudes who dress up in creepy paramilitary garb, but they just couldn’t get her outta their heads.
You might think it’s easy to carve a backwards “B” in some cracka’s cheek armed only with a nightstick, but you would be mistaken.
No comment. Trying to figure out what my baby will look like.
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