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NARTHdGreat American Wingnut Dr. George Rekers, who recently purchased a gay human from to carry his luggage, give him massages, and furiously finger his anus all the time, has resigned from the board of NARTH, “the National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality.” It probably has to do with the fact that he likes young, professionally gay men to stroke his cock and finger his asshole constantly, in Europe, the gayest place on Earth.

[NARTH vice president of operations David] Pruden also denied a report in the Miami New Times that NARTH had been involved in helping Rekers respond to the media.

“NARTH has never had any role in advising Dr. Rekers except to suggest that if he is innocent he needs to get a good lawyer,” Pruden said in an email. “He has friends who are members of NARTH and they are free to talk with, advise, and needless to say, they are free to help him in any way they might select.”

“NARTH as an organization has taken no official role in this other than asking him to explain to us what has happened and in accepting his resignation,” he said.

So they asked him to explain what happened, and then accepted his resignation. BUT THAT’S ALL. Well, that conversation sounds like it went well. Then again, what do we know? We’re just a blog, and the word NARTH sounds kinda funny.

[TPM Muckraker]

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