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NARTHdGreat American Wingnut Dr. George Rekers, who recently purchased a gay human from Rentboy.com to carry his luggage, give him massages, and furiously finger his anus all the time, has resigned from the board of NARTH, “the National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality.” It probably has to do with the fact that he likes young, professionally gay men to stroke his cock and finger his asshole constantly, in Europe, the gayest place on Earth.

[NARTH vice president of operations David] Pruden also denied a report in the Miami New Times that NARTH had been involved in helping Rekers respond to the media.

“NARTH has never had any role in advising Dr. Rekers except to suggest that if he is innocent he needs to get a good lawyer,” Pruden said in an email. “He has friends who are members of NARTH and they are free to talk with, advise, and needless to say, they are free to help him in any way they might select.”

“NARTH as an organization has taken no official role in this other than asking him to explain to us what has happened and in accepting his resignation,” he said.

So they asked him to explain what happened, and then accepted his resignation. BUT THAT’S ALL. Well, that conversation sounds like it went well. Then again, what do we know? We’re just a blog, and the word NARTH sounds kinda funny.

[TPM Muckraker]

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  1. “NARTH has never had any role in advising Dr. Rekers except to suggest that if he is innocent he needs to get a good lawyer.”

    if he’s guilty, he needs to get an even better lawyer.

  2. “NARTH has never had any role in advising Dr. Rekers except to suggest that if he is innocent he needs to get a good lawyer,”

    Why does he need a lawyer? It’s not illegal to be gay.* (Despite the fervent wishes of your organization…)

  3. “Innocent”? Of what? Has someone charged him with the felony of gayness or something? Anyway, I’m writing my new C. S. Lewis parody, “The Anals of NARTHia.”

  4. “A long stroke ago, in a country far far away…”

    NARTH VADER: “I am your father.”
    LUCIEN: “No. No. That’s not true! That’s impossible!”
    NARTH VADER: “Search your contract, you know it to be true!”
    LUKE: “No! NOOOOO!!!”

  5. “A long stroke ago, in a country far far away…”

    NARTH VADER: “I am your father.”
    LUCIEN: “No. No. That’s not true! That’s impossible!”
    NARTH VADER: “Search your contract, you know it to be true!”
    LUCIEN: “No! NOOOOO!!!”

  6. The National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality (NAMBLA).

    I think they meant he needs a good sue-New-Times’-ass-off libel lawyer, not a defense lawyer.

  7. george, you might have thought you were safely in the closet(said closet being a walk-in filled with cedar hangers, sassy pumps and a gently used pleasure swing), but your mustache makes your homosexuality visible from outer space, brah.

  8. So, does anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes until NARTH VP David Puden is caught with his own rentboy?

    [re=574665]SmutBoffin[/re]: Maybe in Republican wishful-thinking land, Lawrence v Texas was never decided. Now, the hiring of a rentboy probably does violate certain Florida statutes; but I haven’t heard of any move to prosecute the guy.

  9. So is NARTH going to change its name to NATH, or are there other Christians in the organization diligently doing — um — research?

  10. “[NARTH vice president of operations David] Pruden…” Operations? Is that how they do the therapy thing? Harsh.

    And did he have to change his name to Pruden to get the job with NARTH? Isn’t that a bit obvious, or is it just an obvious bit?

  11. I would guess that just about every other swinging dick in NARTH is as gay as Rekers, they just haven’t admitted it yet.

  12. [re=574676]magic titty[/re]: “What are we going to do tonight, George?”

    “They same thing we do every night, David – hire some hot young rentboys to stroke us off!

  13. [re=574710]Crank Tango[/re]: “I find your lack of ‘Faith’ by George Michael disturbing.”

    [re=574713]user-of-owls[/re]: I have HTML formatting problems on one or two posts over the last six months — both of which involved Michael Steel, by the way (hmmm…) — and you make it sound like I’m the Jar-Jar Twinks of commenting, or something.

  14. Forbearance in the face of fate, beauty constant under torture, are not merely passive. They are a positive achievement, an explicit triumph.
    — Thomas Mann (Death in Venice)

  15. [re=574729]Bearbloke[/re]:

    “… and Flannel Daddy bade Junior prepare himself without delay and took him one side”

    That’ll definitely ‘shape’ something.

  16. [re=574757]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: “Our attorneys handling this case have searched long and hard for other expert witnesses…,” McCollum wrote. Long and hard – isn’t that the Rentboy slogan?

  17. “He has friends who are members of NARTH and . . . they are free to help him in any way they might select.”

    Like say a soothing “long stroke”?

  18. This is even more disgusting than Wonkette’s blow by blow account from the guy who porked Orly Taitz, describing her as “tighter and wetter,” than girls half her age. I truly appreciate Wonkette for giving me a real sense of what it’s like to have sex with notable Republicans. Any chance you could get a scoop on what’s it like to eat out Kathryn Lopez?

    Thanks, I appreciate it.

  19. [re=575080]Dolmance[/re]: it’s like a cow eating grass. it’s like a teabagger eating a krispy kreme doughnut, its like…hell i dont know how it is i dont eat vagina esp one of K-LO variety…YOU THINK I HAVE LOW SELF OF STEAM OR SOMETHING!!!!

  20. [re=574689]Lazy Media[/re]: the only good lawyer he’d need is anthony kennedy (who’s not that great a lawyer) and he only needs kennedy if scalia, roberts, alito, and clancy were willing to rewrite a wholebuncha libel law because reporting some closet case homophobe hired a gay dude to carry his bags around gay ol’ you-rope ain’t actual malice…and truth is always a defense.

  21. If he’s innocent, get a good lawyer. I guess if now he gets charged with soliciting? Or if has a past with 16yr olds??

    They then suggested if he’s guilty, to get a lawyer from rentboy.com, cause hey, WTF. At least you have somebody to finger during the long boring trial.

  22. He was also asked to resign as the cowardly lion and from the council of narnia for making the beavers give him hand jobs…it was a bad week for Rekers. He was also kicked out of the “Brent Bozell” look-alike club for only getting a handjob. Everyone who’s anyone in the homersexual conservative underground, or as we call them the religious right knows to really be a brent bozell look-alike one must also give a reach around and be snorkled.

  23. I feel strongly in my heart of hearts that Glenn Beck has sucked more than a few cocks in his life. Maybe Wonkette could open up that famous vault of treasure tucked away in their corporate headquarters building and put up a reward for someone to come clean and just admit it, and discuss it at length.

    Also, has anyone had sex with Bill Kristol who would be interested in talking about it publicly? I’m thinking there’s a book in this somewhere, with a chapter devoted to a blow by blow account of one Republican after another having sex. This would be a must have book, for all those political junkies out there interested in something unusual.

  24. [re=575080]Dolmance[/re]: By judicious use of this and similar comments, I could cut our monthly food bill by 25% for a family of four.

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