National Review overlord, abortion dragon, and self-loathing vagina Kathryn Jean Lopez had absolutely nothing to type about Elena Kagan’s nomination to the Supreme Court, so here is what she typed anyway. Don’t worry, K-Lo. Elena Kagan will never hire any of those lazy piece-of-shit women or minorities — especially Mexican women, COUGH COUGH MISS LOPEZ — to work for her. [Twitter via operative "Kryz"]
SELF-LOATHING MEXICAN LADIES
May 10, 2010
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Ironic that she twatted that, isn’t it?
This is just getting pathetic.
No, Ms. Lopez, Ann Coulter will never be a SC Justice.
Yes, Ms. Lopez, you may fellate me right after you bring me my coffee. Remember, no teeth this time!
COMPLETE THE DANGED FENCE
A wise Latina speaks.
That cunt.
If K-Lo doesn’t speak up to defend men’s right to overwhelming, controlling majority of the government, then who *will* speak up for this this less-than-50%-of-the-adult-population that, just so we’re clear, comprises overwhelming, controlling majorities of every level of government that’s actually worth a damn?
She’s got a point there; after Kagan, women will comprise 1/3 of the SC Justices, which is way more than the proportion in the general population.
Jesus. What fresh jackhole is this?
Can’t she stick to topics shes knows like Intertubes Porn?
All the real men work for the Catholic Church.
Crazy, right? I meant we haven’t had a male SCJ since Sam Alito in 2005. Oh, and John Roberts before that. Also in 2005.
Actually, let’s just end this moronic line of thought right now.
Where are ur paperz, Lopez?
I’m sure Kagan is man enough for K.Lo.
That’s so generous of K-Lo — using her voice to stand up for the people who don’t think she deserves one. It must be too hot in the kitchen again.
I don’t think that really counts as “wondering” – or “surmising,” “pondering,” “idly musing” or even “sullenly daydreaming.” I don’t think that really fits in any known category of what constitutes thought.
You missed her second post: “why can’t white people be president?”
Let’s see: 111 total SC justices in 221 years, of which three, or 0.027 percent, have been women. Seems fair to me.
Yours,
A man
[re=573855]a_pink_poodle[/re]:
Agreed. Their pettiness is utterly predictable at this point. The NR’s corner has to be the outright dumbest place on the net. Think about how much of an idiot one must be to attain that designation.
“Need More Cock!” makes for a much more interesting tweet, Ms. K-Lo.
why isn’t K-Lo running with the “Kagan’s a lesbo” line of attack. I thought she’d go there first. Unless there’s something K-Lo’s not telling us about her own background…
She’s right: if Obama really wanted the court to reflect today’s America he should nominate an overweight, stupid person with a huge sense of self-entitlement. Perhaps K-Lo knows of one?
White men cannot get a break in this country, ever since they tried to form their own awesome white country of whiteness in order to preserve their right to beat, rape, and own non-white humans with impunity. But no. Instead, everything had to be ruined.
Still no trannies in SCOTUS yet, except, HEY! THEY’RE ALL WEARING DRESSES! When did that happen?
She wouldn’t be complaining if that wonder-woman Star Parker got picked.
Seriously, I hate that woman. From state aid recipient (“welfare queen”) to riding the conserv*a*bot personal responsibility gravy train — Christ, Star is a monument to industry.
Fat-on-Fat crime.
Won’t somebody please think of the white men? How will we maintain our unjustified sense of entitlement and superiority if we don’t continue to overwhelmingly dominate every level of government, corporate and media power?
It’s ok, everyone! She’s “just wondering”, which gives her a pass, just like Glenn Beck’s hypothesizing and the Fox News Question Markâ„¢.
Nothing worse than a smelly kunt.
If only we didn’t free the oppressed white masses after the Civil War, this wouldn’t be an issue.
Don’t they know their place?
the answer is, no, they are not. didn’t she get the memo?
She has a point, though. Skoal Rebel has no hope of being nominated to the SC under this oppressive regime. And today we are all Skoal Rebel.
[re=573909]thehelveticascenario[/re]: http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/JAQing_off :
“JAQing off is the act of spouting accusations while cowardly hiding behind the claim of “Just Asking Questions”.[1] The strategy is to keep asking leading questions in an attempt to influence listeners’ views; the term is derived from the frequent claim by the denialist that they are “just asking questions”, albeit in a manner much the same as political push polls. It is often associated with denialism in general. “
This all but confirms that K-LO is as repulsed and confused by her vagina as everyone else on planet Earth.
@kathrynlopez – No. Next question?
Oh noes, no more Protestants on the court! When do atheists get a seat?
[re=573909]thehelveticascenario[/re]: You know how Blacks used to call insufficiently militant brothers “Oreo cookies” because they were white on the inside and black on the outside? Just wondering: What’s the equivalent term for an Illegal like K-Lo?
SOMEBODY THINK OF THE MENS!
The damnedest thing for parents wanting a boy or a girl is that each time there’s a 50-50 chance of either sex. A mother can have seven girls in a row, and it’s still an even chance her next one’s going to be a girl. Just one of the ways God works His miracles. Are you saying God needs intervention, K-Lo?
Yeah! Bunch of women justices, jeez louise. They’re probably going to start wearing pink robes instead of black, and then waste all the Court’s time giggling about shoes and texting about how dreamy Justice Robert’s blue eyes are.
She literally might be born yesterday, so let’s cut her some slack.
[re=573892]bureaucrap[/re]: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Write any more silly bullshit, JLo!
[re=573928]V572625694[/re]: Mexi-Kunt
[re=573928]V572625694[/re]: shit on a shingle
TTIWWSPOJG.
Needz moar facepalm
I would like to see a 6-3 women to men court.
why not?
Yes KALO, he did HAVE to appoint another woman.
He respects women and believes we are not represented.
Why is that once affirmative action choices like Clarence Thomas & K-Lo get in a (relative) position of power, they start bashing the sentiments that got them their jobs in the first place?
Is it some sort of cognitive dissonance or does K-Lo actually think there would be fat Latinas at the National Review if conservatives weren’t at least slightly worried about appearing to be 100% white dudes?
stockholm syndrome
“Equal Justice Under Law” soon to be replaced with “Tits or GTFO”
Two words: Harriet Myers.
Yes, how dare 33% of the court represent 55% of country.
But, isn’t the bigger question how K-Lo got out of the kitchen to twat in the first place?
If there’s one thing we need more of, it’s white guys in Supreme Court justice robes.
I miss the days when we used to call her Kathryn Jean “Jonah Goldberg” Lopez
Kathryn Lopez is a wife beater’s wet dream.
After K-Lo polished off her baker’s dozen of Krisy Kreme’s this morning she was too tired and her fingers were too sticky to do any REAL research on this Kagan woman. So she just whipped this gem out of her monstrous ass and plopped it onto the Twatter pages for the rest of us to cherish. Thanks K-Lo, you sticky fingered cunt!
[re=573945]Lilybart[/re]: I would like to see a 6-3 women to men court.
why not?
I think it’d be better as a 5-4 court, so they could have some sweet boys-against-the-girls* Frisbee Ultimate tournaments.
*Clarence Thomas abstaining/refereeing because a brother don’t play Frisbee Ultimate.
K-LO is just worried about the bears.
Is Wayne Brady looking for work these days? Cause I got the first fiddy towards whatever he charges for the signature service.
It’s almost like that time when Thurgood Marshall was appointed to the Court and they fired all the white justices, replacing them with the horn section from Kool & the Gang.
[re=573963]Snarkalicious[/re]: Oh, dammit.
The sexual tension between K-Lo and Elena Kagan is palpable.
But what does human dildo Bill Kristol say about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD7-3NB3YxI
You know the old saying, “If you build it they will come?” Well, obvs. not in K-Lo’s case, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
What is her problem?
[re=573979]Anita Cocktail[/re]: I resent that. Dildos (sp?) are a good thing. Human dildos would, presumably, pleasure you endlessly, without a word. I’ve known human dildos. Bill Kristol is no human dildo.
That was her real criticism, or did someone hack into her Twitter?
Repost of the one I put in the wrong thread:
You know, K-Lo has a point: I mean, men are 48.5 % of the population, but will only make up a paltry 66% of the Supreme Court, 82.8% of the House of Representatives, 83% of the Senate, and 100% of the Presidency. WHEN WILL MALE AMERICA GET ITS FAIR SHARE
[re=573893]Scarab[/re]: She’s right: if Obama really wanted the court to reflect today’s America he should nominate an overweight, stupid person with a huge sense of self-entitlement. Perhaps K-Lo knows of one?
Scalia and Thomas are already there. Well, Scalia’s not stupid, just a fucking moron. I don’t know what Thomas is, frankly.
I think you’ve all covered it well, so all I have to offer is the following:
KLUNT
BTW, Mr. Newell, if that is your real name, this short post is perfection.
So she wants more men on the court, when the main issue that has them all wadded up in their own underpants is a woman’s right to choose?
Ladies and gentlemen, the conservative movement in a nutshell.
[re=573979]Anita Cocktail[/re]: I love Kristol’s argument about Kagan not wanting military recruiters to come to Harvard Law School. Because we all know how many of those students are just itching to take their Harvard Law degrees and make some of that serious JAG Corps money.
[re=573967]Snarkalicious[/re]: AH FUCK ALL!!!
Jesus. You can’t win with these people.
K-Lo is a mouthbreathing fart-sack. Ken said it a couple of years ago. Nothing has changed.
[re=573955]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: I’m thinking they needed a wrecking ball to knock down one kitchen wall, and then a giant hoist.
Well, are they?
Elena Kagan – looks like of like Trig. I’ve never seen the two of them together.
Does it to you?
why aren’t old white men with sagging balls ever featured on rentboy.com? for shame.
We all know men do the judgin’ better than the womenfolk!
[re=573876]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Right, ‘cept for the five real Catholic real men on the Supreme Court.
K-Lo is still upset after I gave her my personal ruling on Cleveland v. Steamer.
The fact that a whopping THREE PEOPLE re-tweeted the post in FIVE HOURS gives me a smidgeon of hope for America.
[re=573920]JMP[/re]: Yeah, that’s roughly what I had in mind; then I remembered Rushbo’s “satire” which would have been another good example.[re=573928]V572625694[/re]: I dunno, something like a Tortada? Supposedly Mexican but in reality the invention of some fat, white CEO.
Come on Wonketters, K-Lo has a point. This point is sometimes known as an intellectual singularity from which none sense can escape, but it is a point.
So when will there be the ghey atheist Asian male muslin seat? Just askin’.
[re=573883]V572625694[/re]: Math is hard.
[re=573928]V572625694[/re]: Dry Pussy?
[re=573928]V572625694[/re]: The term you are looking for is Gordita.
Just wondering: are non-fuckingtwats allowed to write for the National Review Online anymore? Hmm, wait, considering their line-up: KLo, fatass Goldberg, strangely-pedophiliac-vibe-giver Derbyshire, Magic 8 Ball says NO, apparently not.
[re=573946]assistant/atlas[/re]:
Is it some sort of cognitive dissonance or does K-Lo actually think there would be fat Latinas at the National Review if conservatives weren’t at least slightly worried about appearing to be 100% white dudes?
I doubt this, she’s probably the only staff member bright enough to make coffee and run for donuts for the boys. Sad to say, K-Lo is probably one of the sharper tools in that bin, which ain’t saying much. Can you imagine Goldberg trying to figure out the intricacies of a coffee brewer? I cannot imagine it without a vision of broken glass, lacerations and free floating obscenity, followed by weeping, boo-boo wash, and bandaids.
National Review overlord, abortion dragon, and self-loafing vagina Kathryn Jean Lopez
It’s the yeast I could do.
Well, this does continue to answer the weird hatred conservative females have for other women advancing…although, I still have to process this, K-lo (or as she’s known in Columbia: Kee-lo) is against women being appointed to the court? I guess it goes without saying that Obama could nominate Zombie Jeebus and the right would still bitch about his lack of “litigation experience”…but yeah…bitch. Reminds of me of Phyllis Schafly who opposed the ERA because it was giving too many rights to women who should know their place and stay in the home. Someone should really break it to K-lo that means having children and raising them…not being an obese grotesque shut-in who plays “hide the rhino” with jonah goldberg.
At least Obama finally realizes that he will NEVER be able to satisfy idiots like K-Lo, so why even try. Seriously, they find fault if he nominated Jesus Christ himself to the bench. Too liberal, too Jewish, too anti-business, I mean there was that unfortunate incident with the money changers in the temple, too male, not male enough, whatever.
One Flew Over the Wingnut: You mean the Phyllis Schafly who conservatives insist belongs in all the history books, replacing Thomas Jefferson?
Future history exam in high school: The woman who led the fight to preserve women’s freedom against the so-called “Equal Rights Amendment” being shoved down America’s throat by Socialists and other Fascists was A) Phyllis Schafly; B) Ronald Reagan: C) Nancy Reagan; or D) Meghan McCain.
Cunt.
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