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Hey, people taking off their shirts …. old people, chunky people … to make, uh, a typically dumb/strained Democrat political point, that actually makes no real sense, and is just gross. Go to a website and the Democratic Party will send, uh, a shirt to Rob Portman, because he’s some Bush slimeball who is to blame for the Global Financial Collapse, we guess?

And if you have no job, in Ohio, what you really want is for the fucking Democratic Party to spend money on fucking T-shirts to send to Rob Portman’s campaign office, where they’ll sit in boxes until somebody takes them to the Goodwill with all the other shirts donated by broken-up bands and failed campaigns. And then, poor people of Ohio, maybe then you can have a $4 t-shirt again. Jesus fucking christ.

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  1. Won’t be watching that, but can the guy in the freeze-frame play medical crustacean Dr. Zoidberg in a live-action Futrama?

  2. I’m outraged and saddened to hear that there are only four people left in Ohio. Why aren’t more ugly people being shipped there?

  3. the man-boobs hurt the eyes. and how come rob portman didn’t take the shirts off the backs of any of the women? equal rights, i want to see me some woman-boobs if i’m going to have to see the man-boobs.

  4. G.D. that Murphy and his law, which invariably dictates that these gross-ass posts come along so very near the luncheon hour.

  5. I’ll bet if you walk around poor villages in Mexico there are lots of donated t-shirts that say something about Walnuts and Snowbilling willing in ’08

  6. I sat through that whole video waiting to at least see some bra action, but nothing. Just fat white dudes. How obscene.

  7. I wouldn’t say this ad is a complete waste of time, since it makes me feel better about both my body and the quality of my underthings.

  8. Wonkette, don’t succumb to the urge to use “Democrat” where you should use “Democratic”…or else the terrorists win.

    Also, “succumb.” hahaha.

  9. It’s a response to a Republican web ad (now pulled from the internetz due to copyright issues) which used an image of Democratic candidate Lee Fisher shirtless to imply that he was masturbating while jobs left the state. So it’s not entirely without context. Also.

  10. I think it’s a great punch-back ad. If it was sexual at all, it would be too like the GoP ad. As it is, it makes a clever policy point, and also says “there shouldn’t be anything sexual about this race.”

    AND, it plows the field for unofficial youtube videos of people who are more, uh, trim, to do the same things.

  11. [re=573764]ohiolobbyist[/re]: Sorry.

    [re=573801]turdsandwich[/re]: We don’t really do the “libtard terminology police” thing here, as who gives a shit?

    [re=573849]Our Hobo Senator[/re]: All the context in the world can’t help this thing.

  12. With thanks to They Might Be Giants:

    No!
    No is no
    No plus no equals no
    All no’s lead to no no no
    Pardon me–no–excuse me–no–
    Red means stop do not go
    No no no

  13. I’m old enough to remember when an Atlanta Braves logo tattoo was enough to keep you out of a topless commercial in Ohio.

  14. [re=573764]ohiolobbyist[/re]: Do all hoboes in Ohio go about shirtless whilst offering toothless blowjobs in the alleys and backstreets? Can’t be good for business, that!

    [re=574201]XOhioan[/re]: fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap… eh?! Say what now?… Nevermind… fapfapfapfap…

  15. Hahaha..and these fat fuckers have the obese nerve to say they cannot afford shirts while crowding the Wendy’s drive thru 86 times a day.

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