Posh-Ponce David Cameron Performed For Queen As Rabbit-Goblin

by Ken Layne

The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked.
David Cameron is just like us! He dressed like a forest animal for a school play … along with Prince Edward. And that’s how Young Davey first met his royal highness and actual cousin, Queen Elizabeth II. (Posh Davey is the illegitimate-royal great-great-great-great-great grandchild of King William IV, while Cameron’s wife is the direct descendant of one of Charles II’s royal whores, Nell Gwyn. England is funny.)

Cameron’s school was so “posh” that it provided three portable toilets on “Sports Day,” when the young ponces are flogged outdoors for the amusement of their elders: There was one porta-potty for men, one for ladies, and one for chauffeurs!

Anyway, the UK still doesn’t have a new government, after Posh-Ponce had his meetings with the Liberal Democrats, and now Nick Clegg is going to meet with Gordon Brown, so maybe there will be a Labour/Lib-Dem coalition government, and oh well won’t that be saucy! [Daily Mail/BBC News]

 

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{ 28 comments }

trondant May 10, 2010 at 12:08 pm

I can’t comment until I’ve heard what Naked Bunny With A Whip has to say.

Monsieur Grumpe May 10, 2010 at 12:09 pm

The first furry?

Hello Sunshine May 10, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Gordon Brown just resigned, by the way.

Bit of grammar fail in the Mail headline – suggests the Queen was dressed as a rabbit.

Lascauxcaveman May 10, 2010 at 12:11 pm

Q: Is there anything creepier than a furry?

A: Yes, an underage English furry.

JMP May 10, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Is that Hare-y Potter?

Long Form Def Certificate May 10, 2010 at 12:12 pm

If Yiffing doesn’t sink Cameron in Ol’ Blighty, then I have to ask — is a comeback for that warlock in Minnesota in the offing?

(No, not Norm Coleman. An actual warlock. Christ, cannot remember his name.)

V572625694 May 10, 2010 at 12:13 pm

[re=573625]Hello Sunshine[/re]: Could be Her Majesty, the Defender of the Faith, in that there bunny suit, you know. Anyone remember Congresscritter Pat Schroeder on the Great Wall of China in a bunny suit at Easter….good times!

Ye Olde Fap-Smith May 10, 2010 at 12:13 pm

Island nation of furries.

DC Hates Me May 10, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Ah, white people.

Way Cool Larry May 10, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Ah, he’s related to the queen– so under the fur and under the human skin beats the heart of a lizard.

Long Form Def Certificate May 10, 2010 at 12:19 pm

[re=573630]Long Form Def Certificate[/re]: Johnathan “The Impaler” Sharkey! How the hell could I forget?

http://wonkette.com/151803/breaking-sharkey-arrested

SayItWithWookies May 10, 2010 at 12:23 pm

He’s so cute as a little girl rabbit. If he gets the PM gig, he can be Emma Peel to Obama’s Mr. Steed.

the problem child May 10, 2010 at 12:23 pm

Wouldn’t it make at least as much sense to say that both Cameron and the Mrs. are the illegitimate descendants of actresses? How could anybody assure themselves of the royal paternity of those children?

Suds McKenzie May 10, 2010 at 12:41 pm

Do British Wabbits have bad teeth too?

Urbanachiever May 10, 2010 at 12:44 pm

Just so we’re clear here–David Cameron’s “bunny outfit” consists of a sweater/shirt/tie combo, and than what appears to be tights with no pants?????

happyrock May 10, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Why can’t Obama nominate a furry? With a US birth certificate long-form witnessed by a white man that is.

Prommie May 10, 2010 at 1:02 pm

There is teh buttseks, in those “public” schools over there on knifecrime island, and this lad, well, and this rabbit, well, ain’t he got a purty mouth?

Mull_Man May 10, 2010 at 1:21 pm

FAKE! Rabbits don’t wear ties like that.

Extemporanus May 10, 2010 at 1:29 pm

“Please be so kind as to allow the boisterous hullabaloo to commence!”

predilectrix May 10, 2010 at 1:39 pm

Nell Gwyn was a famous Restoration actress who played trouser roles and took on parts formerly played by boys when women weren’t allowed on the stage. So cross-dressing thespian activities runs in their genes.

Katydid May 10, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Weird. I was just reading about Nell Gwyn this morning. Srsly. I often have to look up references whilst reading 1066 and All That, which, if you haven’t read it, do. It is the snarkiest history yet written, I think. It’s hilarious.

Example:

James was always repeating, “No Bishop, No King,” to himself, and one day a certain loyal citizen called Sir Guyfawkes, a very active and conscientious man, overheard him, and thought it was the slogan of James’s new policy. So he decided to carry it out at once and made a very loyal plan to blow up the King and the bishops and everybody else in Parliament assembled, with gunpowder. Although the plan failed attempts are made every year on St. Guyfawkes’ Day to remind the Parliament that it would have been a Good Thing.

Although I’m sure more than half the Wonketteers have already read it, I can’t recommend it highly enough. It also makes me write words such as “whilst,” even though I was born in Brooklyn.

Prommie May 10, 2010 at 2:12 pm

[re=573795]Katydid[/re]: The Wiki article never mentions Robert Graves’ memoir of his WW I experiences, “Goodbye to All That.” Strange, there would seem to be a reference there.

Katydid May 10, 2010 at 3:11 pm

[re=573832]Prommie[/re]: Graves’ book was published in 1929; “1066″ in 1935 or so. They’re not related really, I don’t think. I don’t see it anyway.

Never read “Goodbye to All That,” but I really should read the original. Everyone should.

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 10, 2010 at 5:12 pm

Finally, the UK has an openly furry party leader. Which is nice after centuries of only having gay ones.

Words May 10, 2010 at 6:27 pm

[re=573933]Katydid[/re]: I’ve heard of but no read “1066″— as to Graves, I got a little turned off WWI poetry w/Sassoon– a little much for me anyway at the time (“Modern British Poetry”). But I had a pretty shoddy teacher for that course. I should go back and reread some of that.

Brits’ writers usually crack me up — I went to Victoria several years ago, and there were signs all along the golf course posted “Pedestrians should guard against errant balls.” Teehee!!

ladymacbeth May 10, 2010 at 8:08 pm

[re=573933]Katydid[/re]: god i love that book. formed a love of snark for life at a very early age.

discuss.

Words May 10, 2010 at 11:28 pm

[re=574256]ladymacbeth[/re]: I say, Lady Mc, shouldn’t that be “developed a love…” rather than “formed a love..? Ta…. :-)

Words May 10, 2010 at 11:30 pm

[re=574256]ladymacbeth[/re]: Also, No one beats Jon. Swift on snark—– “A Modest Proposal Re: Irish Problem”….. Discuss!

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