So very vulgarMEAN OLD TOM COBURN BLOCKS DANA PERINO: With Tom Coburn still maintaining a blanket hold on 100+ administration nominees, he is inadvertently ruining everything for America’s Sweetheart, Dana Perino, whom Obamar had selected for the Broadcasting Board of Governors for some strange but ultimately very unimportant reason. Or maybe it’s what Coburn wanted all along; maybe he just hates her and can’t have her ruining the television. [Dave Weigel]

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  1. Well, she may be dumb as a box of rocks (Cuban Missile Crisis, anyone?) but she has a really cute haircut and she’s blond, so I don’t see any reason for Coburn to hate her so much. Except that she’s a woman. Oh, wait…

  2. Dana Perino has two options over the next 13 days – she can find a peaceable resolution or risk going to war with a conservative senator. Coburn sent her a letter expressing his willingness to help, and a letter saying he wouldn’t budge. But she has no idea what to do there’s no historical precedent for this!

  3. Obamar’s just messing with tier heads now. He’s going to nominting Geo W Bush, Alberto Gonzales and Rummy for the next three whatevers.

  4. Ah, Dana — how can something so pretty be so unappealing? Is it the childlike translucence of her complexion, the childlike transparency of her thoughts, or the combination of icy aloofness with complacent ignorance? At any rate, she reminds me of an empty refrigerator. Dana honey, when you open your legs does a light come on?

  5. [re=572727]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Obama’s supposed to be nominating someone for the supreme court vacancy any day now …

  6. [re=572730]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: You mean Coburn’s not a tier-head? But he works on so many levels. Like Limbo, where the appointments are; lust, where he keeps Dana, gluttony, avarice, sullenness, heresy, violence, fraud, and betrayal. Just like Dante said, DC is a divine comedy.

  7. I bet you could store ice in her hoo-ha and never, ever lose even a single drop of water. She has that below-zero look to her…

  8. I have to go with Coburn here. Now that she has been with a black man, she is despoiled and cannot be allowed in polite society.

  9. [re=572735]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Empty, huh?

    Last I checked, there was some leftover Chinese, an expired key lime Yoplait Light yogurt or two, a half-empty bottle of Zima, and economy-size tube of Zovirax in there.

    Who cleaned out Dana’s vagirator?! I was totally gonna finish that Zima, goddammit!

  10. Will someone explain to me why in holy fuck Barry would nominate this empty-headed strumpet to the broadcasting board of governors?

  11. Now hold on a minute. I thought after she left the Bartlett administration Perino went on to work at the prestigious Miami CSI unit and was happily engaged there reassembling the bloody parts of exploded drug dealers. Why would she want to come back to the Federal Government now? Perhaps Coburn is just doing what he thinks is best for Dana.

  12. Whenever I see that picture of Dana Perino and think about who she worked for, I get so conflicted I can’t stand it.

    I guess that’s why god invented the “hate-fuck”, huh?

  13. it doesn’t matter who barry nominates to anything, the game is afoot. he’s playing four-dimensional space-time fold ’em up against a bunch of flatlanders, just for the fuck of it, toying with the republicans the way a cat plays with a cricket. and as for the republicans, their blood has been infected with the slow-growing but ultimately paralyzing just-say-no fungus, latin name nancius reaganus, that they were first exposed to a generation ago. turns out they were the only ones who were not immune to it.

  14. [re=572799]priceofrice[/re]: yea, me too, especially since she has be bad mouthing Barry every chance she gets. she is Cheneys bitch. Did he turn her out? Finding a new pimp is hard when you keep trashing anyone who is not in the friend of Dick circle jerk.

  15. You know, in that picture, you can almost see the alien lizard skin hidden beneath the Visitor’s latex makeup . . . .

    Guinea pig, anyone?

  16. [re=572735]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Dana honey, when you open your legs does a light come on?

    I doubt this, but I suspect the presence of teeth.

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