TODAY IN DANA PERINO BLOCKS  3:25 pm May 7, 2010

by Jim Newell

So very vulgarMEAN OLD TOM COBURN BLOCKS DANA PERINO: With Tom Coburn still maintaining a blanket hold on 100+ administration nominees, he is inadvertently ruining everything for America’s Sweetheart, Dana Perino, whom Obamar had selected for the Broadcasting Board of Governors for some strange but ultimately very unimportant reason. Or maybe it’s what Coburn wanted all along; maybe he just hates her and can’t have her ruining the television. [Dave Weigel]

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What Fresh Hell is This? May 7, 2010 at 3:28 pm

All photos of Dana demand soft focus, that touch of Vaseline on the lens.

TakingAmes May 7, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Well, she may be dumb as a box of rocks (Cuban Missile Crisis, anyone?) but she has a really cute haircut and she’s blond, so I don’t see any reason for Coburn to hate her so much. Except that she’s a woman. Oh, wait…

Beck Licks Seer Stones May 7, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Dana Perino has two options over the next 13 days – she can find a peaceable resolution or risk going to war with a conservative senator. Coburn sent her a letter expressing his willingness to help, and a letter saying he wouldn’t budge. But she has no idea what to do there’s no historical precedent for this!

Lascauxcaveman May 7, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Obamar’s just messing with tier heads now. He’s going to nominting Geo W Bush, Alberto Gonzales and Rummy for the next three whatevers.

Lascauxcaveman May 7, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Heh, ‘tier’ is too a word, just not the one I was going for.

Lascauxcaveman May 7, 2010 at 3:33 pm

And ‘nominting’ is what like in my herb tea.

SayItWithWookies May 7, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Ah, Dana — how can something so pretty be so unappealing? Is it the childlike translucence of her complexion, the childlike transparency of her thoughts, or the combination of icy aloofness with complacent ignorance? At any rate, she reminds me of an empty refrigerator. Dana honey, when you open your legs does a light come on?

rafflesinc May 7, 2010 at 3:36 pm

[re=572727]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Obama’s supposed to be nominating someone for the supreme court vacancy any day now …

weejee May 7, 2010 at 3:39 pm

[re=572730]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: You mean Coburn’s not a tier-head? But he works on so many levels. Like Limbo, where the appointments are; lust, where he keeps Dana, gluttony, avarice, sullenness, heresy, violence, fraud, and betrayal. Just like Dante said, DC is a divine comedy.

bfstevie May 7, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Coburn to Perino: ‘You know what? You’re pretty … perky. I hate perky.’

Tommmcatt May 7, 2010 at 3:44 pm

I bet you could store ice in her hoo-ha and never, ever lose even a single drop of water. She has that below-zero look to her…

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 7, 2010 at 3:51 pm

I have to go with Coburn here. Now that she has been with a black man, she is despoiled and cannot be allowed in polite society.

Extemporanus May 7, 2010 at 3:53 pm

A “blanket hold” is the old man/young girl version of the “long stroke”.

Extemporanus May 7, 2010 at 4:01 pm

[re=572735]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Empty, huh?

Last I checked, there was some leftover Chinese, an expired key lime Yoplait Light yogurt or two, a half-empty bottle of Zima, and economy-size tube of Zovirax in there.

Who cleaned out Dana’s vagirator?! I was totally gonna finish that Zima, goddammit!

ArugulaTeleprompterz May 7, 2010 at 4:05 pm

[re=572755]Extemporanus[/re]: Blanket hold = dutch oven

chascates May 7, 2010 at 4:10 pm

No terrorist attacks on Bush’s watch = Broadcasting Excellence

priceofrice May 7, 2010 at 4:15 pm

Will someone explain to me why in holy fuck Barry would nominate this empty-headed strumpet to the broadcasting board of governors?

Serolf Divad May 7, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Man, I love Dana Perino… especially her hit single “Heart of Glass.”

Pop Socket May 7, 2010 at 4:25 pm

Wingnut catfight.

trondant May 7, 2010 at 4:26 pm

[re=572799]priceofrice[/re]: To spread her ignorance of the Cuban Missile Crisis far and wide?

Ruhe May 7, 2010 at 4:29 pm

Now hold on a minute. I thought after she left the Bartlett administration Perino went on to work at the prestigious Miami CSI unit and was happily engaged there reassembling the bloody parts of exploded drug dealers. Why would she want to come back to the Federal Government now? Perhaps Coburn is just doing what he thinks is best for Dana.

germansteel May 7, 2010 at 4:31 pm

Whenever I see that picture of Dana Perino and think about who she worked for, I get so conflicted I can’t stand it.

I guess that’s why god invented the “hate-fuck”, huh?

engulfedinflames May 7, 2010 at 4:31 pm

[re=572726]Beck Licks Seer Stones[/re]: nicely done.

Way Cool Larry May 7, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Whatever else she may be, she’s still the most babelicious press secretary evah!

slappypaddy May 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm

it doesn’t matter who barry nominates to anything, the game is afoot. he’s playing four-dimensional space-time fold ‘em up against a bunch of flatlanders, just for the fuck of it, toying with the republicans the way a cat plays with a cricket. and as for the republicans, their blood has been infected with the slow-growing but ultimately paralyzing just-say-no fungus, latin name nancius reaganus, that they were first exposed to a generation ago. turns out they were the only ones who were not immune to it.

sati demise May 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm

[re=572799]priceofrice[/re]: yea, me too, especially since she has be bad mouthing Barry every chance she gets. she is Cheneys bitch. Did he turn her out? Finding a new pimp is hard when you keep trashing anyone who is not in the friend of Dick circle jerk.

user-of-owls May 7, 2010 at 4:53 pm

[re=572724]TakingAmes[/re]: Maybe he found out she was one of those rampant lesbians in southeast Oklahoma.

user-of-owls May 7, 2010 at 4:55 pm

[re=572735]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Whatever else she is, she’s something else.

comicbookguy May 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm

I’d place a hold on that.

Extemporanus May 7, 2010 at 5:06 pm

[re=572783]ArugulaTeleprompterz[/re]: That was super hot, Carl. Super fucking hot.

greatgooglymoogly May 7, 2010 at 5:38 pm

Caption: “I can fit THIS many fingers into my ass.”

Please forget I just said that.

Cicada May 7, 2010 at 5:48 pm

[re=572928]greatgooglymoogly[/re]: “I call this “Dana’s Double Shocker”.

comicbookguy May 7, 2010 at 5:49 pm

“And then I wiggle my thumb like this…”

steverino247 May 7, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Does this make Tom Coburn a cuntblocker?

[re=572827]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Yeah, but can she hype?

Tundra Grifter May 7, 2010 at 6:58 pm

[re=572878]comicbookguy[/re]: WIN!

Tundra Grifter May 7, 2010 at 6:59 pm

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Neilist May 7, 2010 at 7:56 pm

You know, in that picture, you can almost see the alien lizard skin hidden beneath the Visitor’s latex makeup . . . .

Guinea pig, anyone?

WTFover May 7, 2010 at 8:41 pm

Am I the only one here who would do her in a heartbeat?

Eric Cheney May 7, 2010 at 10:30 pm

Dana’s cute enough I guess. But the aluminum foil panties are a real turn off.

Aurelio May 8, 2010 at 12:33 am

[re=572735]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Dana honey, when you open your legs does a light come on?

I doubt this, but I suspect the presence of teeth.

gurukalehuru May 8, 2010 at 6:44 am

[re=572735]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I’d do her.

Capitol Hillbilly May 8, 2010 at 9:53 am

[re=572747]Tommmcatt[/re]: She’s “such a cold-blooded liar, butter wouldn’t melt in (her) pussy.”

“Alibi” @

disgustedcitizen May 8, 2010 at 12:26 pm

Oh, wow, I thought the headline read “Tom cock blocks Dana Perino”. Actually, that would have made a better article.

bunnyhead May 8, 2010 at 5:45 pm

Dana honey, when you open your legs does a light come on?


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