We Think This Means That They're Fixing Today's Terrible, Terrible Wall Street Lies

Ha ha, no one will be buying credit-taker extraordinaire Jim Cramer a steak tonight after all, and Fat Fingers McGee will... who knows, get a bonus? The entire economy is fraud and comical nonsense: "Nasdaq Operations said it will cancel all trades executed between 2:40 p.m. to 3 p.m. showing a rise or fall of more than 60 percent from the last trade in that security at 2:40 p.m or immediately prior... Separately, the New York Stock Exchange also said that it will cancel all trades executed between 2:40 p.m. and 3 p.m. that were more than 60 percent away from their last print at 2:40 p.m." Socialists.

How coincidental. How coincidental , with the Senate voting on financial reform amendments today and tomorrow, that Wall Street would have its most retarded hour in history, and Greece/Europe would not even exist anymore, and oil would be in the water somewhere, and... it's just weird and appropriate to blame the Democrats and their leader, "Nick Clegg."

Is Earth allowed to suck itself into a black hole under certain new structured financial products? It might be our last best option.

[ CNBC ]