Here's Trillions Of Dollars Of Wealth Bouncing Around In One Minute, Depending On What The Teevee Says

There should be aNetwork-esque black comedy about this very moment on CNBC, immediately. The three-keys-wide fat finger of one monster at Citigroup sells off billions of shares of Procter & Gamble -- part of the Dow index -- just as Erin Burnett is deciding to talk about it, and then Jim Cramer says basically "oh shit someone should buy that," and within 30 seconds we probably have a dozen or so newly-minted billionaires, but still no more "Europe" or jobs in general. [ Business Insider ]