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Harry Reid Tells America About His Sexytime Fantasy

by Ken Layne  12:03 pm May 6, 2010

'If the spirit moves you, let me groove you good, Let your love come down, Oh, get it on, come on, baby.'
And now you know the dirty thoughts of an old Mormon senator from Nevada. [CNN via Wonkette sex researcher Monsieur Grumpe]

{ 41 comments }

Clancy_Pants May 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Hmmmm, the visual is not good.

Monsieur Grumpe May 6, 2010 at 12:09 pm

[re=571534]Clancy_Pants[/re]:
I’ve been trying to visualize this act and all I get is Godzilla movies.

dum librul May 6, 2010 at 12:10 pm

The Republicans insist they only hired Wall Street to carry their luggage.

V572625694 May 6, 2010 at 12:12 pm

“Republicans teabagging Wall Street” would be a more accurate description.

Lascauxcaveman May 6, 2010 at 12:13 pm

[re=571534]Clancy_Pants[/re]: I think I remember an old Playboy magazine photo spread about “The Women of Wall Street.” That’s the only way I’m keeping my breakfast from reappearing.

KilgoreTrout_XL May 6, 2010 at 12:14 pm

I can make love to my dog, why can’t I make love to wall street?

JMP May 6, 2010 at 12:14 pm

Not very accurate there, Harry; whores do not “make love”, they “fuck”.

freakishlystrong May 6, 2010 at 12:20 pm

[re=571548]JMP[/re]: and Republicans don’t fuck, they “assfuck”.

Oblios Cap May 6, 2010 at 12:24 pm

[re=571539]dum librul[/re]:

Har! I believe it was the other way around; the Wall Streeters hired the Republicans to “hoist their sacks”, as per Colbert.

Joshua Norton May 6, 2010 at 12:25 pm

[re=571542]V572625694[/re]: Please. No pictures.

ManchuCandidate May 6, 2010 at 12:26 pm

[re=571554]freakishlystrong[/re]:
I thought it was Wall St assfucking the GOP.

GOP = bottom
Wall St = power top

That’s assuming I got my Gay nomenclature correct.

Min2.0 May 6, 2010 at 12:27 pm

I hope they use a condom, ’cause that baby would be born with a third eye and no moral center.

sati demise May 6, 2010 at 12:29 pm

[re=571539]dum librul[/re]: actually, in this case, Wall Street hired the Republicans to carry their luggage.
That how they roll, man. oh Oblios Cap already corrected this.
[re=571554]freakishlystrong[/re]: I think the people are getting the assfucking from both the Republicans and Wall Street, so where our money at?
HEEENNGGH?

chaste everywhere May 6, 2010 at 12:32 pm

HORATIO:
So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to’t.

HAMLET:
Why, man, they did make love to this employment;
They are not near my conscience; their defeat
Does by their own insinuation grow:

V572625694 May 6, 2010 at 12:34 pm

[re=571558]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=571542]V572625694[/re]: Not to go any more graphic than is necessary here, but I’d say Wall Street is treating investors and voters the way certain more, uh, assertive convicts treat their companions in correctional facilities. And the Republicans in Congress are like the lookouts in the shower room.

slappypaddy May 6, 2010 at 12:36 pm

fucking is fucking and love is love, and the two should not be confused. and raping is raping and pillaging is pillaging. and burning the fucking place to the ground and hoisting a few severed heads of bankers up on pool cues is looking better every day. let the survivors go eat their worthless securities and negative asset carryovers and see how fucking nutritious those are.

fuck! i fucking love fucking! give me a fat pasty banker and a tube of ky jelly and stand aside!

Snarkalicious May 6, 2010 at 12:37 pm

Mitch McConnell calls dibs on the metal bear, naturally.

GOPCrusher May 6, 2010 at 12:37 pm

Either way, the American public is getting gang banged.

ella May 6, 2010 at 12:37 pm

The Bush crash & recession must have been the foreplay.

An Outhouse May 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Republicans may be making love to wall street but wall street is fucking everybody else, hard.

lawrenceofthedesert May 6, 2010 at 12:41 pm

At the time Reid made this claim, the Republicans were hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Tommmcatt May 6, 2010 at 12:42 pm

[re=571558]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Hm.

No such thing as a “power top”. “Power Bottom”, yes. If you’re the top, the “power” thing is kinda implied.

Any other questions?

norbizness May 6, 2010 at 12:42 pm

That’s gonna be one ugly baby.

sezme May 6, 2010 at 12:43 pm

[re=571534]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Just imagine an elephant fucking a bear.

dum librul May 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm

[re=571556]Oblios Cap[/re]: [re=571562]sati demise[/re]: Either way, a simple test for Santorum will reveal the truth of this.

Mr Blifil May 6, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Oh…Oh god…stick your tusks and trunks into my obscure esoteric derivative instrument and we can facilitate exotic opportunities in hopes of experiencing mutual satsifaction all night long.

Clancy_Pants May 6, 2010 at 12:52 pm

[re=571579]sezme[/re]: Just repubs doing each other is bad enough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HMTABljgio

dum librul May 6, 2010 at 12:54 pm

[re=571579]sezme[/re]: We already know what the [url=http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/]product[/url] of such a union looks like.

dum librul May 6, 2010 at 12:57 pm

[re=571584]dum librul[/re]: I can haz a clue on the tags this place uses?

TGY May 6, 2010 at 1:02 pm

No, no, Republicans ‘making love to Wall Street’ would definitely be a short sell.

Lazy Media May 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Why do I get the feeling Republicans are building a large wooden cow that they can climb inside?

Lazy Media May 6, 2010 at 1:05 pm

[re=571587]dum librul[/re]: Straight-up html, kickin’ it old school. Wut.

dum librul May 6, 2010 at 1:11 pm

[re=571603]Lazy Media[/re]: HREEEFF?

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 6, 2010 at 1:16 pm

“Making love to Wall Street” is an old Republican term for having buttsex with a bull while caressing it’s pendulous ball sack.

Oblios Cap May 6, 2010 at 1:30 pm

[re=571620]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]:

Afterwards, you cut those bad boys off and they become Trucknutz!

jus_wonderin May 6, 2010 at 1:33 pm

With all the Republican focus on values…we can be sure they are fucking Wall Street vanilla missonary style. Moist towelettes for all!!

Extemporanus May 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm

Keep fuckin’ that ticker!

sati demise May 6, 2010 at 1:48 pm

[re=571570]slappypaddy[/re]: that was beautiful, man. Brought a tear to my eye, just like our American eagle.

Extemporanus May 6, 2010 at 1:49 pm

[re=571582]Mr Blifil[/re]: Ohhh baby, your trunk’s sooo long…yeah baby…uh-huh…right there, daddy…uh-huh…uh…uhhh…oooh, yeah!

Sparky McGruff May 6, 2010 at 1:50 pm

[re=571559]Min2.0[/re]: It would definitely be one ugly baby. Don’t forget the eight fingers on each hand — the better to steal your cash.

Oblios Cap May 6, 2010 at 3:25 pm

With all of the sex-themed articles, one might be forgiven for thinking that the heady days of Cocktober were upon us once more.

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