And now you know the dirty thoughts of an old Mormon senator from Nevada. [CNN via Wonkette sex researcher Monsieur Grumpe]
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May 6, 2010
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Hmmmm, the visual is not good.
[re=571534]Clancy_Pants[/re]:
I’ve been trying to visualize this act and all I get is Godzilla movies.
The Republicans insist they only hired Wall Street to carry their luggage.
“Republicans teabagging Wall Street” would be a more accurate description.
[re=571534]Clancy_Pants[/re]: I think I remember an old Playboy magazine photo spread about “The Women of Wall Street.” That’s the only way I’m keeping my breakfast from reappearing.
I can make love to my dog, why can’t I make love to wall street?
Not very accurate there, Harry; whores do not “make love”, they “fuck”.
[re=571548]JMP[/re]: and Republicans don’t fuck, they “assfuck”.
[re=571539]dum librul[/re]:
Har! I believe it was the other way around; the Wall Streeters hired the Republicans to “hoist their sacks”, as per Colbert.
[re=571542]V572625694[/re]: Please. No pictures.
[re=571554]freakishlystrong[/re]:
I thought it was Wall St assfucking the GOP.
GOP = bottom
Wall St = power top
That’s assuming I got my Gay nomenclature correct.
I hope they use a condom, ’cause that baby would be born with a third eye and no moral center.
[re=571539]dum librul[/re]: actually, in this case, Wall Street hired the Republicans to carry their luggage.
That how they roll, man. oh Oblios Cap already corrected this.
[re=571554]freakishlystrong[/re]: I think the people are getting the assfucking from both the Republicans and Wall Street, so where our money at?
HEEENNGGH?
HORATIO:
So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to’t.
HAMLET:
Why, man, they did make love to this employment;
They are not near my conscience; their defeat
Does by their own insinuation grow:
[re=571558]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=571542]V572625694[/re]: Not to go any more graphic than is necessary here, but I’d say Wall Street is treating investors and voters the way certain more, uh, assertive convicts treat their companions in correctional facilities. And the Republicans in Congress are like the lookouts in the shower room.
fucking is fucking and love is love, and the two should not be confused. and raping is raping and pillaging is pillaging. and burning the fucking place to the ground and hoisting a few severed heads of bankers up on pool cues is looking better every day. let the survivors go eat their worthless securities and negative asset carryovers and see how fucking nutritious those are.
fuck! i fucking love fucking! give me a fat pasty banker and a tube of ky jelly and stand aside!
Mitch McConnell calls dibs on the metal bear, naturally.
Either way, the American public is getting gang banged.
The Bush crash & recession must have been the foreplay.
Republicans may be making love to wall street but wall street is fucking everybody else, hard.
At the time Reid made this claim, the Republicans were hiking the Appalachian Trail.
[re=571558]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Hm.
No such thing as a “power top”. “Power Bottom”, yes. If you’re the top, the “power” thing is kinda implied.
Any other questions?
That’s gonna be one ugly baby.
[re=571534]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Just imagine an elephant fucking a bear.
[re=571556]Oblios Cap[/re]: [re=571562]sati demise[/re]: Either way, a simple test for Santorum will reveal the truth of this.
Oh…Oh god…stick your tusks and trunks into my obscure esoteric derivative instrument and we can facilitate exotic opportunities in hopes of experiencing mutual satsifaction all night long.
[re=571579]sezme[/re]: Just repubs doing each other is bad enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HMTABljgio
[re=571579]sezme[/re]: We already know what the [url=http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/]product[/url] of such a union looks like.
[re=571584]dum librul[/re]: I can haz a clue on the tags this place uses?
No, no, Republicans ‘making love to Wall Street’ would definitely be a short sell.
Why do I get the feeling Republicans are building a large wooden cow that they can climb inside?
[re=571587]dum librul[/re]: Straight-up html, kickin’ it old school. Wut.
[re=571603]Lazy Media[/re]: HREEEFF?
“Making love to Wall Street” is an old Republican term for having buttsex with a bull while caressing it’s pendulous ball sack.
[re=571620]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]:
Afterwards, you cut those bad boys off and they become Trucknutz!
With all the Republican focus on values…we can be sure they are fucking Wall Street vanilla missonary style. Moist towelettes for all!!
Keep fuckin’ that ticker!
[re=571570]slappypaddy[/re]: that was beautiful, man. Brought a tear to my eye, just like our American eagle.
[re=571582]Mr Blifil[/re]: Ohhh baby, your trunk’s sooo long…yeah baby…uh-huh…right there, daddy…uh-huh…uh…uhhh…oooh, yeah!
[re=571559]Min2.0[/re]: It would definitely be one ugly baby. Don’t forget the eight fingers on each hand — the better to steal your cash.
With all of the sex-themed articles, one might be forgiven for thinking that the heady days of Cocktober were upon us once more.
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