Liberty Blogger Fights Obama’s ‘Disgusting’ Language With Porn Pictures

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Official Liberty Pundit Dr. Melissa Clouthier is just so upset, people, about the boorish ogre Barack Obama’s use of the term “tea-bagger” to describe her fellow freedom fighters. But because all sexual acts are products of France, and on the Tea Party’s official boycott list, she couldn’t be sure that all her readers truly understand what Obama’s “disgusting” sex lingo means. So she decided it was time for a “teachable moment” and posted a medical science picture of android robot people faire-ing du teabag. EVEN THE CENSORED VERSION IS NOT THAT SAFE FOR WORK! SO DON’T SEND IT TO YOUR BOSS UNLESS YOU *LOVE* YOUR BOSS, IN A SEXYTIME WAY.

Liberty Pundits after hours.[CLICK FOR NOT SAFE 4 WORK UNCENSORED VERSION!] She just hated to do something so family-unfriendly! But not posting these pornographies would basically be like tea-bagging Obama himself while he continues violating Patriot-Americans’ basic civil rights:

The president uses a graphic sexual term and then bemoans the lack of civility in America? This man is a flaming hypocrite.

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This picture is the term the president is using to describe a whole subset of Americans that he doesn’t like.

 
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The president doesn’t like people who don’t like those policies and so he uses degrading terms to label them.

Disgusting.

Dr. Clouthier should be commended for arming Real America with the tools they need to demonstrate freedom on each others’ Truck Nutz. As Sun Tzu wrote in The Bible, the most effective way to fight the enemies of civility is fill up your blog with dirty pictures and sex rants.

[LibertyPundits]

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Lauri works at the Chicago Reader, and also writes and makes art-pictures for Wonkette. Her creative projects—including a now-defunct blog about finding clothing in the trash and wearing it, and an exhibition of portraits of all 50 Chicago aldermen made by 50 different artists—have been featured by NBC's Today Show, the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, BUST Magazine, and other media outlets. She's written things for the Austin Chronicle, Texas Observer, In Pittsburgh Weekly, The Black Table, and other places, and taken photos for various nonprofits, bands, and publications. (She also has a law degree, for some reason.)

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120 comments

  1. Dashboard_Buddha

    Wait just a cottonpickin’ minute here…didn’t some teabagger group just release a video saying how proud they are to be teabagging?

  2. RoscoePColtraine

    So describing something in written language just isn’t enough? Oh yes, the majority of teabaggers can’t read. But hey, if they like mannequin porn, I like mannequin porn.

  3. Beowoof

    Melissa, I think your husband or boy friend is being deprived. I think you should go right home and try this on him. I believe it will help his disposition and get him to help you with all that tea bag stuff you are busy working on.

  4. Lazy Media

    Whew, she was so hott to post that teabagging pic that she misspelled Jonathan. Stop typing with one hand, Dr. Clouthier.

  5. Limeylizzie

    Is that Tamron Hall doing our Prez? BTW Comments are open on that lunatic’s blog.

  6. Mad Brahms

    Teachable moment? More like fappable moment, amirite?

    Also, ballsucking is not the same as teabagging. Just saying. Should’ve used an animated robo-gif.

  7. RoscoePColtraine

    Well at least they made the dude well-hung. Now imagine the him cock slapping the bitch. DISGUSTING.

  8. ladymacbeth

    comments on the blog link are WAAAYYY less SFW than joy of sex engraving above.

  9. Joshua Norton

    Yep. That’s what it means, and it ain’t going away. They’re the ones who started using the words and now their panties are all in a bunch because they shot themselves directly in the foot while it was firmly lodged in their mouth.

    The more you whine about it the more you’re going to see it out there. Deal with it.

  10. Pop Socket

    If this is Republican teabagging they are trying to depict, they should both be dudes and one should be an underage congressional page or a rent-boy baggage handler.

  11. plowman

    [re=570968]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Dammit son, don’t admit to thinking that dude is well-hung, we’ll think, well, you are comparin’ to you, you know? Google ‘big cock’ sometime. Not that I have, er, or anything, I’m just sayin…

  12. The Cold Sea

    The picture is totally inaccurate. The chick should be WHITE. Obama teabags your white whores, America!

  13. RobPetrified

    OK. I’m trying to wrap my head around a conundrum (Not a condom).
    When my lover pleasures me, I’m happy, and its called tea bagging.
    When the ignorant haters have a Tea Bag party, that makes me sad and confused.
    And I want to know WHO posted my picture on the internets?
    And since I often use degrading terms to describe people whom I despise, am I being presidential?

    I think my head is going to explode real soon.

  14. Mahousu

    [re=570958]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Mannequin porn? Count me i- Hey, wait a second – are we talking Kim Cattrall or Estelle Getty?

  15. SouthernDem

    In what sense is this woman a “pundit?” I do not think this word means what she thinks it means.

  16. marley

    WAIT–this is not teabagging. That’s the best part.

    Also, thanks a lot for not warning me that this wasn’t NSFW, eds. Now I’m fired.

  17. iwillsavethispatient

    If the recent news of Mr Rekers and the Rent-Boy is anything to go by, I suspect that Dr Clouthier spends her vacations doing that very thing. Constantly.

  18. DoktorZoom

    Considering that so many tea party folks don’t seem to know that Communists and Nazis are different things, or that Hitler didn’t invent national health insurance, I suppose confusion over what teabaggers themselves were saying a whole year ago is not surprising, also.

  19. RoscoePColtraine

    [re=570981]plowman[/re]: Well, the manscaping adds 2 inches, so you may be right. And do you think Merkan male teabaggers manscape? No. Oh, and the vast majority of them are fat so their penises appear to be retracting within the groin area. Conclusion: this teabagger mannequin is well-hung.

  20. GoinGreen

    [re=570993]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Looks like Rihanna has bounced back just fine after all the ass whuppins last year – but she may still be a little gunshy, she seems to have found the only small-dick brother in Cartooonland.

    PS – that ain’t teabagging, she’d be lying on her back for that. That’s just lickin the dew off the berries!

  21. V572625694

    [re=570962]Limeylizzie[/re]: In my dreams the lovely mocha-skinned Tamron is doing that to…ME!

  22. ManchuCandidate

    The teabaggers walked right into it. They loved the attention till it finally dawned on them that the people weren’t laughing with them but at them.

    For such “strong hardworking tough” fatties, they sure are dainty.

  23. RoscoePColtraine

    Oh and the girl looks like a “boy with breasts,” a favorite term of mine coined by Tom Wolfe in “A Man In Full.”

    Think Demi Moore in ‘Ghost.’

  24. Limeylizzie

    [re=571004]V572625694[/re]: I could go the gay route for Tamron, she is very beautiful and the best-dressed TV personage around.

  25. Hoplight

    Whoa. Teabagging for Jesus is right. If Jesus is the meter reader invited in for some extra sexy time.

    Akshully, that really looks like the prez and first lady, now doesn’t it? Who’s offensive NOW, Melissa?

  26. El Pinche

    [re=570962]Limeylizzie[/re]: Mmmmmm Tamron Hall…she can spank my bum until it’s nice and pink.

  27. privatejoker

    Maybe the dumb ass teabaggers should have thought of a better name for their “movement.”

  28. Darkness

    I imagined a position that allowed for more dipping motion, myself. Isn’t this just foreplay?
    [re=571002]GoinGreen[/re]: Too lazy to read up much farther. Glad to see I’m not the only one.

  29. V572625694

    [re=571013]Limeylizzie[/re]: [re=571015]El Pinche[/re]: Here’s the thing: you figure Tamron’s wearing stage makeup on her face, so it could be any color. But the arms, the legs, all are that creamy latte shade, so prolly every part of her is that color too…back in a minute.

  30. nappyduggs

    Is. “Dr. Melissa Clouthier” the best pseudonym Orly Taitz could crazy up? Well, besides “Orly Taitz.”

  31. Extemporanus

    [re=570957]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Yep.

    And here’s the Washington Monthly’s indespensible political blogging fact animal Steve Bennen gang banging the hypocritical shit outta the Teabaggers, using your very point and a locker room full of perfectly built, 8-inch, uncut, others:

    http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2010_05/023646.php

    [re=570962]Limeylizzie[/re]: I literally love that woman, despite the cum-soaked sock waste she has all-too often laid to my lonely little apartment. (Don’t tell Shuster!)

    [re=570989]marley[/re]: Word — that avatard porno pic simply depicts a very thorough act of fellatio.

    True all-American teabagging looks SOMETHING LIKE THIS! [NSFW?!]

  32. Limeylizzie

    [re=571015]El Pinche[/re]: How’s that “pant full of bone” doing, El Pinche? The comments on that eejit’s blog are Wonketterlicious.

  33. Joshua Norton

    The “protesters” really ought to take a look at the urban dictionary (biatch) before they go out into the world. Not that their antics aren’t unintentionally hilarious, but there’s only so hard you can laugh before you unintentionally puncture a lung.

  34. Darkness

    This is only an issue after an entire year because the movement has moved on from teabaggery to teabuggery anyhow. Needz updated illustration!

  35. Deargodno

    You know, putting NSFW shit after the jump doesn’t do jack for those of us on Google Reader. Just saying.

  36. Limeylizzie

    [re=571024]Extemporanus[/re]: That made me shriek out loud, luckily I don’t have a real job so I only startled the cat.

  37. Zadig

    Um, this man is simply receiving a hummer? Teabagging requires a dipping motion, and thus your illustration needs to be animooted.

  38. RoscoePColtraine

    [re=571026]Limeylizzie[/re]: Everybody should go, go, go. Comments are not moderated! Go before the scrubbin starts.

  39. Extemporanus

    ATTENTION TEABAGGING TAMRONTARDS!

    If you wish to avoid becoming a blog commenting version of wasted production capacity, DO NOT click this STICKY CLICKY!

  40. Limeylizzie

    [re=571049]pattycake[/re]: I know, the afternoon’s Wonkette has made me all moist.

  41. Limeylizzie

    Ok , which one of your fine people also answers to “Jerry Falwell’s Man-titties”?

  42. GOPCrusher

    [re=571054]chascates[/re]: If their mouths are full of balls, how do they scream out their racist epitaphs?

  43. rambone

    Butt can two women teabag? I demand photographic evidence, one way or the other.

  44. slappypaddy

    [re=571006]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: i don’t see no breasts. am i not looking hard enough?

  45. Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Dr. Clouthier, just what is your Second Life avatar name, and where did you find that animation? I am free this evening, just instant message Sedary Raymaker. Your hubby can come as well, I am flexible.

  46. MarSF

    [re=571064]CrunchyKnee[/re]: My secret is out. I am also Trig Stageprop. How long until Ms. Clouthier shuts down the comments?

  47. KilgoreTrout_XL

    Hey Lauri- the picture shows up in your RSS feed w/out a clickthrough. Yay!

  48. RoscoePColtraine

    [re=571075]slappypaddy[/re]: You don’t always see them, so you just have to trust that they’re there.

    That clicky IS sfw.

  49. Ye Olde Fap-Smith

    [re=571078]Limeylizzie[/re]: Thanks for the head’s up on the open comments thread! Those always bring out the vandal in me.

  50. slappypaddy

    [re=571083]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: thanks. she has the most amazing clitoris.

  51. steverino247

    I’m starting a new movement soon. Big Old White Emo Lamebrains. Yes, the BOWEL movement is going to shit all over the Teabaggers.

  52. Berkeley Bear

    I’d comment over there, but I’m afraid between the racism about the NYC not-bombing, the false equivalency of the Nashville flooding and Katrina and this shit I’d never get out with my brain intact.

    Thanks for the faptastic comments, though, to one and all.

  53. Lascauxcaveman

    Q: How many liberty pundits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: Don’t use that filthy sex term around us!

  54. Berkeley Bear

    [re=571006]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: That phrase pops up for me (among other things) every time I see certain kinds of TV programs. Like cop shows where all the women are somehow gorgeous, incredibly skinny and yet possessed of gravity defying perky breasts. HAve yet to meet one female in law enforcement like that, yet it seems to be the rule (with occassional exceptions) on the Law & Order franchises, CSI, etc.

    I also link this books take on the bs nature of quail hunting with Cheney shooting his buddy in the face. Weird but true.

  55. Berkeley Bear

    [re=571109]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Sorry – compact flourescent bulb. Happy now?

  56. ArugulaTeleprompterz

    [re=571015]El Pinche[/re]: For this I am your #1 fan, forever and ever, amen: “This liberty stuff makes my nipples hard. Does this site pass out free flag embroidered cum rags?”

  57. Ruhe

    [re=570979]Pop Socket[/re]: Ah, now it becomes clear what Reckers meant when he claimed that he had simply paid the guy to take care of his “baggage”.

  58. MarSF

    [re=571099]CrunchyKnee[/re]: I had to go back as Colonel Inngus. I need to stop now…..

  59. Extemporanus

    [re=571113]schadenfreudian slip[/re]: Is teabagging someone with a butt chin considered anal sex?

  60. June Cleaver 2.0

    Boy, those teabaggers have fantasies about Obama. Remember when they wanted to see his penis — just to make sure that it looked American, mind you, and not Kenyan.

  61. schadenfreudian slip

    MarSF: HAHA! I was Anna Lingus!

    Extemporanus: You are so hot. I think… I think I love you.

  62. marioninnyc

    I’m completely confused. That doesn’t look so bad. I thought it meant… Oh never mind. Some people will do anything to up their analytics.

  63. blader

    [re=571002]GoinGreen[/re]:

    She was lying on her back, but Hobama has magical velcro testicles and had just stood up right before the picture was taken/drawn and her tongue was stuck…kinda like licking a frozen steel pole but exactly

  64. Jumping Jim

    Hung too well to be a teabagger.

    Also, I would imagine the smell and taste of a leaky prostate would make pretty much all teabaggers not cut out for this sort of fooling around.

  65. Radiotherapy

    [re=571115]Extemporanus[/re]: Now that’s using your 8 inchuncut, parenthetically speaking.

  66. BadKitty

    I just read the comments over on her blog. That’s a beautiful thing you’ve done over there. You make me proud.

  67. Not_So_Much

    Wow, full Wonkette invasion of that retard’s mind-vomit. So bloody proud!

  68. steverino247

    [re=571109]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: One, but the lightbulb has to be from a good Christian family…

  69. sigerson

    Someone should take a snapshot of the comments on the moron’s blog before they get deleted. Just priceless Wonkette commenter madness. My favorite: “I’m 13 and what is this?” by “Justin Timefer Tea”

  70. steverino247

    OK, which one of you wrote this?

    The same family values that make me angry that the top 1% of earners have to pay a marginal tax rate of 39% causes me to wonder why this guy has to hold up his own johnson. His nuts are already in your mouth. What’s the big deal? You’re willing to gargle his nuts, but not give him a nice hand job? Things used to be different in this country.

    Awesome!

  71. slappypaddy

    [re=571176]BadKitty[/re]: hear, hear! well done, wonketties, and fellow running-dogs (and cats)! you kick ass!

  72. senorglory

    That image does not reflect my understanding of the term “tea bagging.” Am I doing it wrong?

  73. senorglory

    Now I’m totally confused by Dobbs calling Maddow a “tea-bagging queen.” Is this what he meant?

  74. surfacenoise76

    They wish. The word “teabagging” has referred more to the interaction between two chunky, drunk frat types (one asleep or passed out, one at least semi-conscious) for quite some time.

  75. El Pinche

    [re=571118]ArugulaTeleprompterz[/re]: [re=571026]Limeylizzie[/re]: My allegiance is the Wonkette.
    We are Warblog.

  76. MarSF

    [re=571225]sigerson[/re]: I am starting to think that nobody reads the Libertytard’s blog because all the comments are still up and there is no sign of any Krazy Jeebus-loving push-back.

  77. Dashboard_Buddha

    [re=571024]Extemporanus[/re]: Does anyone have a link for said music video? I thought I saw it here once, but now I can’t find it.

  78. Mr Blifil

    First of all, teabag fail, as the act of “teabagging” requires the balls dangle down to facilitate a dipping motion into the waiting mouth of the partner. Second of all Michele Obama looks kind of hot with short hair.

  79. DangerousLiberal

    [re=570967]Mad Brahms[/re]: Seriously. For one thing, one person in that picture appears to be female, and neither appear to be in the Florida legislature, also.

  80. HopeyChangey

    In the words of the great people at FreeRepublic.com – “Teabag them, before they teabag you!!!”

    I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it is funny.

  81. HopeyChangey

    [re=571044]Zadig[/re]: I got dinged on another site for posting this:

    [IMG]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/SeanFlynn/smilies/teabag.gif[/IMG]

  82. fruitjunk

    Where’s Josh Fruhlinger to explain what I’m seeing here. Does she represent big oil?

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