BRING BACK CIVILITY  2:53 pm May 5, 2010

Liberty Blogger Fights Obama’s ‘Disgusting’ Language With Porn Pictures

by Lauri Apple

Official Liberty Pundit Dr. Melissa Clouthier is just so upset, people, about the boorish ogre Barack Obama’s use of the term “tea-bagger” to describe her fellow freedom fighters. But because all sexual acts are products of France, and on the Tea Party’s official boycott list, she couldn’t be sure that all her readers truly understand what Obama’s “disgusting” sex lingo means. So she decided it was time for a “teachable moment” and posted a medical science picture of android robot people faire-ing du teabag. EVEN THE CENSORED VERSION IS NOT THAT SAFE FOR WORK! SO DON’T SEND IT TO YOUR BOSS UNLESS YOU *LOVE* YOUR BOSS, IN A SEXYTIME WAY.

Liberty Pundits after hours.[CLICK FOR NOT SAFE 4 WORK UNCENSORED VERSION!] She just hated to do something so family-unfriendly! But not posting these pornographies would basically be like tea-bagging Obama himself while he continues violating Patriot-Americans’ basic civil rights:

The president uses a graphic sexual term and then bemoans the lack of civility in America? This man is a flaming hypocrite.

[...]

This picture is the term the president is using to describe a whole subset of Americans that he doesn’t like.

The president doesn’t like people who don’t like those policies and so he uses degrading terms to label them.

Disgusting.

Dr. Clouthier should be commended for arming Real America with the tools they need to demonstrate freedom on each others’ Truck Nutz. As Sun Tzu wrote in The Bible, the most effective way to fight the enemies of civility is fill up your blog with dirty pictures and sex rants.

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PsycGirl May 5, 2010 at 2:57 pm

Note to self: tea-bagging causes one’s hair to defy the laws of gravity.

Beowoof May 5, 2010 at 2:57 pm

Now that looks like fun.

Dashboard_Buddha May 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm

Wait just a cottonpickin’ minute here…didn’t some teabagger group just release a video saying how proud they are to be teabagging?

RoscoePColtraine May 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm

So describing something in written language just isn’t enough? Oh yes, the majority of teabaggers can’t read. But hey, if they like mannequin porn, I like mannequin porn.

Beowoof May 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Melissa, I think your husband or boy friend is being deprived. I think you should go right home and try this on him. I believe it will help his disposition and get him to help you with all that tea bag stuff you are busy working on.

Lazy Media May 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Whew, she was so hott to post that teabagging pic that she misspelled Jonathan. Stop typing with one hand, Dr. Clouthier.

Limeylizzie May 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Is that Tamron Hall doing our Prez? BTW Comments are open on that lunatic’s blog.

megs May 5, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Jocularity!

Mad Brahms May 5, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Teachable moment? More like fappable moment, amirite?

Also, ballsucking is not the same as teabagging. Just saying. Should’ve used an animated robo-gif.

RoscoePColtraine May 5, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Well at least they made the dude well-hung. Now imagine the him cock slapping the bitch. DISGUSTING.

ladymacbeth May 5, 2010 at 3:03 pm

comments on the blog link are WAAAYYY less SFW than joy of sex engraving above.

Joshua Norton May 5, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Yep. That’s what it means, and it ain’t going away. They’re the ones who started using the words and now their panties are all in a bunch because they shot themselves directly in the foot while it was firmly lodged in their mouth.

The more you whine about it the more you’re going to see it out there. Deal with it.

Extemporanus May 5, 2010 at 3:04 pm

An anagram of “Sun Tzu” is “Us Nutz”.

Coincidence?

bfstevie May 5, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Adam Lambert is looking fine these days.

GOPCrusher May 5, 2010 at 3:07 pm

Do you have to pay extra for this?

Pop Socket May 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm

If this is Republican teabagging they are trying to depict, they should both be dudes and one should be an underage congressional page or a rent-boy baggage handler.

plowman May 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm

[re=570968]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Dammit son, don’t admit to thinking that dude is well-hung, we’ll think, well, you are comparin’ to you, you know? Google ‘big cock’ sometime. Not that I have, er, or anything, I’m just sayin…

The Cold Sea May 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm

The picture is totally inaccurate. The chick should be WHITE. Obama teabags your white whores, America!

RobPetrified May 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm

OK. I’m trying to wrap my head around a conundrum (Not a condom).
When my lover pleasures me, I’m happy, and its called tea bagging.
When the ignorant haters have a Tea Bag party, that makes me sad and confused.
And I want to know WHO posted my picture on the internets?
And since I often use degrading terms to describe people whom I despise, am I being presidential?

I think my head is going to explode real soon.

Mahousu May 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm

[re=570958]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Mannequin porn? Count me i- Hey, wait a second – are we talking Kim Cattrall or Estelle Getty?

SouthernDem May 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm

In what sense is this woman a “pundit?” I do not think this word means what she thinks it means.

ph7 May 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm

Note that the complexion of the teabagee is very Obamaesque.

marley May 5, 2010 at 3:12 pm

WAIT–this is not teabagging. That’s the best part.

Also, thanks a lot for not warning me that this wasn’t NSFW, eds. Now I’m fired.

iwillsavethispatient May 5, 2010 at 3:12 pm

If the recent news of Mr Rekers and the Rent-Boy is anything to go by, I suspect that Dr Clouthier spends her vacations doing that very thing. Constantly.

Buzz Feedback May 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm

That cokk’s not nearly big enough.

DoktorZoom May 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Considering that so many tea party folks don’t seem to know that Communists and Nazis are different things, or that Hitler didn’t invent national health insurance, I suppose confusion over what teabaggers themselves were saying a whole year ago is not surprising, also.

RoscoePColtraine May 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm

[re=570981]plowman[/re]: Well, the manscaping adds 2 inches, so you may be right. And do you think Merkan male teabaggers manscape? No. Oh, and the vast majority of them are fat so their penises appear to be retracting within the groin area. Conclusion: this teabagger mannequin is well-hung.

GOPCrusher May 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Hugh G. Rection has posted to her blog.

GoinGreen May 5, 2010 at 3:22 pm

[re=570993]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Looks like Rihanna has bounced back just fine after all the ass whuppins last year – but she may still be a little gunshy, she seems to have found the only small-dick brother in Cartooonland.

PS – that ain’t teabagging, she’d be lying on her back for that. That’s just lickin the dew off the berries!

V572625694 May 5, 2010 at 3:23 pm

[re=570962]Limeylizzie[/re]: In my dreams the lovely mocha-skinned Tamron is doing that to…ME!

ManchuCandidate May 5, 2010 at 3:23 pm

The teabaggers walked right into it. They loved the attention till it finally dawned on them that the people weren’t laughing with them but at them.

For such “strong hardworking tough” fatties, they sure are dainty.

RoscoePColtraine May 5, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Oh and the girl looks like a “boy with breasts,” a favorite term of mine coined by Tom Wolfe in “A Man In Full.”

Think Demi Moore in ‘Ghost.’

taylormattd May 5, 2010 at 3:26 pm

Ok, that’s it. I’m going back on manhunt tonight.

Limeylizzie May 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm

[re=571004]V572625694[/re]: I could go the gay route for Tamron, she is very beautiful and the best-dressed TV personage around.

Hoplight May 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Whoa. Teabagging for Jesus is right. If Jesus is the meter reader invited in for some extra sexy time.

Akshully, that really looks like the prez and first lady, now doesn’t it? Who’s offensive NOW, Melissa?

El Pinche May 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm

[re=570962]Limeylizzie[/re]: Mmmmmm Tamron Hall…she can spank my bum until it’s nice and pink.

privatejoker May 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Maybe the dumb ass teabaggers should have thought of a better name for their “movement.”

Darkness May 5, 2010 at 3:33 pm

I imagined a position that allowed for more dipping motion, myself. Isn’t this just foreplay?
[re=571002]GoinGreen[/re]: Too lazy to read up much farther. Glad to see I’m not the only one.

V572625694 May 5, 2010 at 3:33 pm

[re=571013]Limeylizzie[/re]: [re=571015]El Pinche[/re]: Here’s the thing: you figure Tamron’s wearing stage makeup on her face, so it could be any color. But the arms, the legs, all are that creamy latte shade, so prolly every part of her is that color too…back in a minute.

nappyduggs May 5, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Is. “Dr. Melissa Clouthier” the best pseudonym Orly Taitz could crazy up? Well, besides “Orly Taitz.”

Extemporanus May 5, 2010 at 3:35 pm

[re=570957]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Yep.

And here’s the Washington Monthly’s indespensible political blogging fact animal Steve Bennen gang banging the hypocritical shit outta the Teabaggers, using your very point and a locker room full of perfectly built, 8-inch, uncut, others:

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2010_05/023646.php

[re=570962]Limeylizzie[/re]: I literally love that woman, despite the cum-soaked sock waste she has all-too often laid to my lonely little apartment. (Don’t tell Shuster!)

[re=570989]marley[/re]: Word — that avatard porno pic simply depicts a very thorough act of fellatio.

True all-American teabagging looks SOMETHING LIKE THIS! [NSFW?!]

DemmeFatale May 5, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Nice pearl earrings. Very classic.

Limeylizzie May 5, 2010 at 3:36 pm

[re=571015]El Pinche[/re]: How’s that “pant full of bone” doing, El Pinche? The comments on that eejit’s blog are Wonketterlicious.

Joshua Norton May 5, 2010 at 3:36 pm

The “protesters” really ought to take a look at the urban dictionary (biatch) before they go out into the world. Not that their antics aren’t unintentionally hilarious, but there’s only so hard you can laugh before you unintentionally puncture a lung.

Darkness May 5, 2010 at 3:36 pm

This is only an issue after an entire year because the movement has moved on from teabaggery to teabuggery anyhow. Needz updated illustration!

Deargodno May 5, 2010 at 3:40 pm

You know, putting NSFW shit after the jump doesn’t do jack for those of us on Google Reader. Just saying.

Limeylizzie May 5, 2010 at 3:41 pm

[re=571024]Extemporanus[/re]: That made me shriek out loud, luckily I don’t have a real job so I only startled the cat.

Zadig May 5, 2010 at 3:43 pm

Um, this man is simply receiving a hummer? Teabagging requires a dipping motion, and thus your illustration needs to be animooted.

RoscoePColtraine May 5, 2010 at 3:43 pm

[re=571026]Limeylizzie[/re]: Everybody should go, go, go. Comments are not moderated! Go before the scrubbin starts.

Extemporanus May 5, 2010 at 3:45 pm

ATTENTION TEABAGGING TAMRONTARDS!

If you wish to avoid becoming a blog commenting version of wasted production capacity, DO NOT click this STICKY CLICKY!

pattycake May 5, 2010 at 3:47 pm

jebus, I’m so horny now.

Limeylizzie May 5, 2010 at 3:52 pm

[re=571049]pattycake[/re]: I know, the afternoon’s Wonkette has made me all moist.

chascates May 5, 2010 at 3:53 pm

Wait, all the protesters are doing teh oral sex?!?

taylormattd May 5, 2010 at 3:57 pm

[re=571049]pattycake[/re]: hey, how YOU doin’?

Limeylizzie May 5, 2010 at 4:00 pm

Ok , which one of your fine people also answers to “Jerry Falwell’s Man-titties”?

CrunchyKnee May 5, 2010 at 4:02 pm

Whomever posted as “Glen Beck” made me LOL!

GOPCrusher May 5, 2010 at 4:03 pm

[re=571054]chascates[/re]: If their mouths are full of balls, how do they scream out their racist epitaphs?

rambone May 5, 2010 at 4:05 pm

Butt can two women teabag? I demand photographic evidence, one way or the other.

Ye Olde Fap-Smith May 5, 2010 at 4:06 pm

I am Jerry Falwell’s man-titties

slappypaddy May 5, 2010 at 4:06 pm

[re=571006]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: i don’t see no breasts. am i not looking hard enough?

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 5, 2010 at 4:07 pm

Dr. Clouthier, just what is your Second Life avatar name, and where did you find that animation? I am free this evening, just instant message Sedary Raymaker. Your hubby can come as well, I am flexible.

Limeylizzie May 5, 2010 at 4:09 pm

[re=571073]Ye Olde Fap-Smith[/re]: I love and adore you.

MarSF May 5, 2010 at 4:10 pm

[re=571064]CrunchyKnee[/re]: My secret is out. I am also Trig Stageprop. How long until Ms. Clouthier shuts down the comments?

KilgoreTrout_XL May 5, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Hey Lauri- the picture shows up in your RSS feed w/out a clickthrough. Yay!

KilgoreTrout_XL May 5, 2010 at 4:11 pm

[re=571038]Deargodno[/re]: Haha, yep, that got me too.

RoscoePColtraine May 5, 2010 at 4:12 pm

[re=571075]slappypaddy[/re]: You don’t always see them, so you just have to trust that they’re there.

That clicky IS sfw.

schadenfreudian slip May 5, 2010 at 4:14 pm

I am Buster Cherry and Phil McCracken… so far. Say hi, guyz!!

Ye Olde Fap-Smith May 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm

[re=571078]Limeylizzie[/re]: Thanks for the head’s up on the open comments thread! Those always bring out the vandal in me.

slappypaddy May 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm

[re=571083]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: thanks. she has the most amazing clitoris.

steverino247 May 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm

I’m starting a new movement soon. Big Old White Emo Lamebrains. Yes, the BOWEL movement is going to shit all over the Teabaggers.

CrunchyKnee May 5, 2010 at 4:24 pm

[re=571079]MarSF[/re]: excellent, I got one in as “earlleegrab.”

RoscoePColtraine May 5, 2010 at 4:25 pm

[re=571091]slappypaddy[/re]: Ribbed, for HIS pleasure.

Dashboard_Buddha May 5, 2010 at 4:26 pm

[re=571094]steverino247[/re]: You have won the afternoon, my friend.

Oldskool May 5, 2010 at 4:28 pm

So she likes to imagine sexytime with Tamron too. Join the club, Doc.

doxastic May 5, 2010 at 4:32 pm

[re=570967]Mad Brahms[/re]: Beat me to it.

Berkeley Bear May 5, 2010 at 4:33 pm

I’d comment over there, but I’m afraid between the racism about the NYC not-bombing, the false equivalency of the Nashville flooding and Katrina and this shit I’d never get out with my brain intact.

Thanks for the faptastic comments, though, to one and all.

Lascauxcaveman May 5, 2010 at 4:35 pm

Q: How many liberty pundits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Don’t use that filthy sex term around us!

schadenfreudian slip May 5, 2010 at 4:36 pm

Where is 4chan when you need it!?

Berkeley Bear May 5, 2010 at 4:39 pm

[re=571006]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: That phrase pops up for me (among other things) every time I see certain kinds of TV programs. Like cop shows where all the women are somehow gorgeous, incredibly skinny and yet possessed of gravity defying perky breasts. HAve yet to meet one female in law enforcement like that, yet it seems to be the rule (with occassional exceptions) on the Law & Order franchises, CSI, etc.

I also link this books take on the bs nature of quail hunting with Cheney shooting his buddy in the face. Weird but true.

schadenfreudian slip May 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Dammit! It wouldn’t let me show my picture of “Dr. Melissa Clouthier.”

http://www.melissaclouthier.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/photo-14-300×225.jpg

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm

@Lascauxcaveman: “Lightbulb”?

Extemporanus May 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm

SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS!

“Stick ‘em in yer mouth an’ SUCK ‘EM!”

#:-(8)====D~~ ~ ~

(We all literally suck chocolate salty balls for not mentioning that earlier.)

Berkeley Bear May 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm

[re=571109]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Sorry – compact flourescent bulb. Happy now?

ArugulaTeleprompterz May 5, 2010 at 4:41 pm

[re=571015]El Pinche[/re]: For this I am your #1 fan, forever and ever, amen: “This liberty stuff makes my nipples hard. Does this site pass out free flag embroidered cum rags?”

schadenfreudian slip May 5, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Thanks guys. You all gave me a teabagasm.

Ruhe May 5, 2010 at 4:45 pm

[re=570979]Pop Socket[/re]: Ah, now it becomes clear what Reckers meant when he claimed that he had simply paid the guy to take care of his “baggage”.

MarSF May 5, 2010 at 4:46 pm

[re=571099]CrunchyKnee[/re]: I had to go back as Colonel Inngus. I need to stop now…..

Extemporanus May 5, 2010 at 4:47 pm

[re=571113]schadenfreudian slip[/re]: Is teabagging someone with a butt chin considered anal sex?

June Cleaver 2.0 May 5, 2010 at 4:56 pm

Boy, those teabaggers have fantasies about Obama. Remember when they wanted to see his penis — just to make sure that it looked American, mind you, and not Kenyan.

schadenfreudian slip May 5, 2010 at 5:02 pm

MarSF: HAHA! I was Anna Lingus!

Extemporanus: You are so hot. I think… I think I love you.

crackingham May 5, 2010 at 5:04 pm

And Desiree Rogers lost her job, Why?

marioninnyc May 5, 2010 at 5:05 pm

I’m completely confused. That doesn’t look so bad. I thought it meant… Oh never mind. Some people will do anything to up their analytics.

blader May 5, 2010 at 5:09 pm

[re=571002]GoinGreen[/re]:

She was lying on her back, but Hobama has magical velcro testicles and had just stood up right before the picture was taken/drawn and her tongue was stuck…kinda like licking a frozen steel pole but exactly

Jumping Jim May 5, 2010 at 5:09 pm

Hung too well to be a teabagger.

Also, I would imagine the smell and taste of a leaky prostate would make pretty much all teabaggers not cut out for this sort of fooling around.

4tehlulz May 5, 2010 at 5:13 pm

OMG THE MUSLIN REFERRED TO US BY THE TERM WE REFER TO OURSELVES AS

FUCK HIM

freeradical May 5, 2010 at 5:35 pm

commentz still open! WAR BLOG!!!!111

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 5, 2010 at 5:47 pm

Mom?

Radiotherapy May 5, 2010 at 5:48 pm

[re=571115]Extemporanus[/re]: Now that’s using your 8 inchuncut, parenthetically speaking.

BadKitty May 5, 2010 at 5:49 pm

I just read the comments over on her blog. That’s a beautiful thing you’ve done over there. You make me proud.

Not_So_Much May 5, 2010 at 5:55 pm

Wow, full Wonkette invasion of that retard’s mind-vomit. So bloody proud!

steverino247 May 5, 2010 at 6:07 pm

[re=571109]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: One, but the lightbulb has to be from a good Christian family…

steverino247 May 5, 2010 at 6:13 pm

[re=571103]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Neat. Can I go home now?

sigerson May 5, 2010 at 6:22 pm

Someone should take a snapshot of the comments on the moron’s blog before they get deleted. Just priceless Wonkette commenter madness. My favorite: “I’m 13 and what is this?” by “Justin Timefer Tea”

steverino247 May 5, 2010 at 6:23 pm

OK, which one of you wrote this?

The same family values that make me angry that the top 1% of earners have to pay a marginal tax rate of 39% causes me to wonder why this guy has to hold up his own johnson. His nuts are already in your mouth. What’s the big deal? You’re willing to gargle his nuts, but not give him a nice hand job? Things used to be different in this country.

Awesome!

slappypaddy May 5, 2010 at 6:25 pm

[re=571176]BadKitty[/re]: hear, hear! well done, wonketties, and fellow running-dogs (and cats)! you kick ass!

senorglory May 5, 2010 at 6:30 pm

That image does not reflect my understanding of the term “tea bagging.” Am I doing it wrong?

senorglory May 5, 2010 at 6:33 pm

Now I’m totally confused by Dobbs calling Maddow a “tea-bagging queen.” Is this what he meant?

surfacenoise76 May 5, 2010 at 6:43 pm

They wish. The word “teabagging” has referred more to the interaction between two chunky, drunk frat types (one asleep or passed out, one at least semi-conscious) for quite some time.

El Pinche May 5, 2010 at 6:46 pm

[re=571118]ArugulaTeleprompterz[/re]: [re=571026]Limeylizzie[/re]: My allegiance is the Wonkette.
We are Warblog.

MarSF May 5, 2010 at 6:50 pm

[re=571225]sigerson[/re]: I am starting to think that nobody reads the Libertytard’s blog because all the comments are still up and there is no sign of any Krazy Jeebus-loving push-back.

Dashboard_Buddha May 5, 2010 at 6:51 pm

[re=571024]Extemporanus[/re]: Does anyone have a link for said music video? I thought I saw it here once, but now I can’t find it.

Mr Blifil May 5, 2010 at 6:59 pm

First of all, teabag fail, as the act of “teabagging” requires the balls dangle down to facilitate a dipping motion into the waiting mouth of the partner. Second of all Michele Obama looks kind of hot with short hair.

DangerousLiberal May 5, 2010 at 7:11 pm

[re=570967]Mad Brahms[/re]: Seriously. For one thing, one person in that picture appears to be female, and neither appear to be in the Florida legislature, also.

HopeyChangey May 5, 2010 at 7:11 pm

In the words of the great people at FreeRepublic.com – “Teabag them, before they teabag you!!!”

I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it is funny.

HopeyChangey May 5, 2010 at 7:15 pm

[re=571044]Zadig[/re]: I got dinged on another site for posting this:

[IMG]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/SeanFlynn/smilies/teabag.gif[/IMG]

HopeyChangey May 5, 2010 at 7:17 pm

oops – I don’t know how to post pictures…

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/SeanFlynn/smilies/teabag.gif

fruitjunk May 5, 2010 at 7:20 pm

Where’s Josh Fruhlinger to explain what I’m seeing here. Does she represent big oil?

american mutt May 5, 2010 at 7:52 pm

On second thought, maybe i do like the tea-baggers.

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