THE MAN'S JUST ASKIN'  10:26 am May 5, 2010

Liberal Traitor Eric Cantor: Obamer Not A Terrorist Per Se

by Josh Fruhlinger

Eric Cantor went to some confab run by the Heritage Foundation, a prominent think tank affiliated with his political allies; said confab was held in Washington, D.C., where Cantor works. The decision to attend came at “great cost” to Cantor, apparently, according to some dude with a kind of endearing New England-ish (?) accent who thanked him for coming! (Maybe there was a two-drink minimum?) Anyway, this fellow asked why “Obamer” isn’t in Gitmo right now, which everyone in the crowd thought was hilarious, and Cantor said “no one thinks the president is a domestic enemy,” which resulted in angry muttering. And who the hell knows what happens in this video after that, as we couldn’t bring ourselves to watch past the 1:30 mark or so, but with any luck by the end of it Joe Lieberman was on the phone with Hillary Clinton angrily demanding that Cantor’s citizenship be revoked post-haste.

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JMP May 5, 2010 at 10:33 am

Oh Eric, “no one” is your party’s base; you feel to realize the true level of their insanity.

memzilla May 5, 2010 at 10:35 am

Appropriately enough, anagrams of Eric Cantor include: Cite Rancor, Nice Carrot, and Erratic Con.

Mr Blifil May 5, 2010 at 10:35 am

People have to watch what they say, and watch what they do.

yellowerdog May 5, 2010 at 10:39 am

Yes, but this putz refused to denounce the Arizona ‘papers please’ law, even though other wingnuttier types did. No longer a human being, and now an official shanda fur the goyim!!

proudgrampa May 5, 2010 at 10:39 am

What an asshole. Jesus Christ.

Red Zeppelin May 5, 2010 at 10:42 am

[re=570651]memzilla[/re]: I seriously doubt he has a “nice carrot.”

ArkansasFred May 5, 2010 at 10:44 am

This reminds me. I need to give my ferret his anti-retard medication tonight.

Maxine of Arc May 5, 2010 at 10:46 am

[re=570651]memzilla[/re]: Not to mention “Race Rot, Inc.”

JMP May 5, 2010 at 10:48 am

[re=570650]JMP[/re]: Fail to realize; me know tipe good today.

weejee May 5, 2010 at 10:48 am

This Cantor is able to hit all the lowest of the low notes while singing his sad ecclesilastical song

JadedDIssonance May 5, 2010 at 10:48 am

What’s a confab? Also….I only need to wait 25 years and I can get discount car insurance!

Maxine of Arc May 5, 2010 at 10:49 am

[re=570667]Maxine of Arc[/re]: And, of course, “Riot Cancer.”

jon c May 5, 2010 at 10:49 am

Is Obamer related to Homsar?

thefrontpage May 5, 2010 at 10:52 am

Cantor and the Heritage Foundation are all a bunch of deluded, psycho morons who have done more to ruin and destroy this country–along with their Republicans in office–than anyone else.

The people who are really enemies of the United States are morons like Cantor and the Heritage Foundation–they’re the ones who should be in jail.


Shaggypixel May 5, 2010 at 10:53 am

[re=570667]Maxine of Arc[/re]: How about “ACORN, trice”?

We’re through the looking glass here, people…

norbizness May 5, 2010 at 10:53 am

The full title of the organization is “A Heritage of Lily-White Reactionary Assholes Screwing Over the Planet Foundation.”

gurukalehuru May 5, 2010 at 10:53 am

[re=570667]Maxine of Arc[/re]: Or N.C. Race Riot

gurukalehuru May 5, 2010 at 10:55 am

OOOoooh, they didn’t like that answer much, did they?

germansteel May 5, 2010 at 10:55 am

“….angry muttering…” should read “angry nuttering…”

There. Fixed.

Oblios Cap May 5, 2010 at 10:56 am

Eric Cantor is not a pig fucker, per se.

bfstevie May 5, 2010 at 11:04 am

[re=570656]yellowerdog[/re]: I thought it was spelled “shonda”. I’ll just be quiet and eat my shiksa. (with props to Woody Allen. I’m not really that kind of boy.)

pirate king of the Jews May 5, 2010 at 11:05 am

[re=570663]ArkansasFred[/re]: lol

Rosie Scenario May 5, 2010 at 11:07 am

And he’s one of the people who killed Our Lord. So sez the Bible and Mel Gibson’s movie.

WestEdEd May 5, 2010 at 11:08 am
FMA May 5, 2010 at 11:10 am

Sort of off the topic, but a few years back, I went to some reception or something at the Heritage Foundation. (I know, huge fucking mistake.) I stood in the back of the room, drinking their free liquor when some woman wearing a hat that looked like something a pimp threw in a Dumpster started jabbering on about Ronald Reagan or some shit and I started laughing and making smartass remarks to the person I was drinking with. I was asked to leave. I regret my actions to this day. I mean, free liquor. Jesus.

smitallica May 5, 2010 at 11:11 am

I look forward to the Heritage Foundation’s inevitable Frumming of Eric Cantor.

lizzieborden May 5, 2010 at 11:12 am

[re=570663]ArkansasFred[/re]: Don’t you mean anti-Trig medicine?

Oblios Cap May 5, 2010 at 11:13 am


Well played! I was going to make some kind of joke about him having the trots, even though the spellings a bit off.

Mr Blifil May 5, 2010 at 11:18 am

[re=570694]WestEdEd[/re]: Feel thedynamism!

mustardman May 5, 2010 at 11:18 am

Come out of the closet Eric and admit you like chugging cock!

libwakman May 5, 2010 at 11:18 am

Hahaha..Cantor said “common sense” without his ears exploding into bloody pulp.
Cockknockcantor would not recognize common sense if his foreskin began to automatically reattach itself to his republican male member.
Not that that makes any common sense..but..USA…USA, sums it all up.

Beck Licks Seer Stones May 5, 2010 at 11:19 am

Heritagers have such pride in their country (and seriousness about government!) that they laugh and cheer at the accusation their leader is a terrist, then groan at the denial.

And who told that retard Obama cut defense spending? Maybe he will, wishful thinking.

DC Hates Me May 5, 2010 at 11:21 am

Is Eric wearing makeup? Does he tweeze his eyebrows? He’s got that Zoolander Blue Steel look.

harry palmer May 5, 2010 at 11:22 am

I like how the guy builds his “Obomber is an enemy of the state” case on about 12 bullshit premises, and the only thing Cantor rejects is the conclusion – he’s the enemy, he must die – yet they still boo him.

southern mark smith May 5, 2010 at 11:23 am

“At great cost” = nonrefundable deposit on the rentboy

yellowerdog May 5, 2010 at 11:23 am

[re=570688]bfstevie[/re]: At Chinese restaurant, eying cute waitress, “I’ll have one to take out and one to eat here”

pirate king of the Jews May 5, 2010 at 11:24 am

If this administration doesn’t reflect the majority of the country, we should figure out a system to poll the public and find out what they think. Maybe every couple of years we could all get together and, I don’t know, VOTE on stuff. Yeah that’s it, we could VOTE on a platform of issues and ELECT people who support our point of view. Boy it would be nice if someone could come up with something like that.

WestEdEd May 5, 2010 at 11:26 am

You’re going to want to add this to your faves, because it’s anti Cantor Central.

Seriosuly, I donated, because why not.

kdaddy May 5, 2010 at 11:27 am

These poeple make me sick, and I once ate a taco I found on a picnic table in El Paso, so I
know what sick is.

Monsieur Grumpe May 5, 2010 at 11:35 am

Tough audience.
Rodney Dangerfield he ain’t.

weejee May 5, 2010 at 11:36 am

[re=570700]Oblios Cap[/re]: Cantor is such a woossie I doubt he’d have called out that douche questioner had he called the Prez a fucking coon instead of a traitor.

For each election season – churn, spurn, burn
For each bit of reason – churn, spurn, burn
Charge lefties with treason – churn, spurn, burn
All times at cross purpose unto heaven

What Fresh Hell is This? May 5, 2010 at 11:37 am

I can fully imagine Eric Cantor, Professor Rektal, and Pope Benny collectively teaming up to kill Jesus.

Oldskool May 5, 2010 at 11:52 am

Glad to see he brought it back around to the usual wingnuttery and got some applause. Whew, that was close, eh Eric. Someday he or one of his buds will forget the audience altogether and start spouting commmon sense all over the place sending the audience into seizures.

Tim May 5, 2010 at 11:59 am

[re=570651]memzilla[/re]: what about “Riot Cancer”?

Tim May 5, 2010 at 12:02 pm

[re=570651]memzilla[/re]: wait, also “Erotica RNC” “Carrion, etc.”

imissopus May 5, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Remember during the ’08 campaign when some old bat directly said to McCain at a rally that Obama was some sort of Muslim terrist and McCain said no no, he’s a good man who I just disagree with and everyone booed the shit out of him? He got that question because his party had been encouraging that kind of talk for months, but then when confronted with the crazy he had to backtrack so as not to appear completely nuts to the 98% of Americans who aren’t complete fucking morons. Same thing here: the Repukes like Cantor are perfectly happy to let Rush and Becks et al. insinuate that Obama is a traitor to the country, but then they seem surprised when they get booed while trying to correct the record.

Reap what you sew, motherfuckers.

whiterabid May 5, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Eric said, the GOP will “posit coherent policies.” Nothing is more coherent than “no.”

ivenson May 5, 2010 at 12:30 pm

If one reeeps what one sews, ones work will never be done. I think Thomas Jefferson said that while smoking rope.

SlouchingTowardsWasilla May 5, 2010 at 12:45 pm

They weren’t saying “boooooooooooo,” they were saying “joooooooooo.”

And where’s his flag lapel pin? And the red tie? Dude’s a domestic enemy if you ask me.

PsycGirl May 5, 2010 at 12:48 pm

The cheers and clapping were actually expressions of relief that the guy finished his question. i thought maybe the question-asking would be the whole 3+ minutes.

NJB May 5, 2010 at 12:49 pm

Eric must have temporarily forgotten which audience he was speaking to. It’s a problem when you’re a smarmy shit whistle without a discernible political philosophy who has made a career of memorizing talking points – or put another way, “when you’re a Republican”.

GOPCrusher May 5, 2010 at 1:05 pm

Only made it to 1:38. Can only shake my head at the fact that these people honestly believe the voices they hear in their head that cause them to make comments like this.

rocktonsammy May 5, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Cantor took asshole lessons from Santorum.

legalize everything May 5, 2010 at 1:37 pm

Has he made any plans to move in with fellow lesbian cat lady, Tom Coburn?

Way Cool Larry May 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm

What a bunch of wankers. I watched to the end, hoping that they would waterboard Cantor, but no luck, just a whole lot of wanking.

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