Are you a Latino/Hispanic-type person stuck in Arizona because maybe you live there and it’s your home and you can’t just pack up and vanish because the KKK is suddenly writing state laws? Are you brown in any way at all, even maybe from too long in the tanning booth? Did somebody briefly put one of those “birthday sombreros” on your head at the Mexican restaurant? You’re screwed!
You need a disguise, fast. Wonkette operatives “Dan and Friends” put together this handy white-people-mask-maker website, so print ‘em out and say white-people stuff (“I love mayonnaise!” or “Del Webb builds quality communities for the active senior!”) when the Brownshirts catch you. [Deprofiler.com]Related