Fox News Smells A Stinky Oil Conspiracy
Matt Yglesias is reaping the many benefits of "blogging whilst standing" -- a yoga position championed by Donald Rumsfeld. [ Matt Yglesias ]
A squadron of Eliot Ness Zombies raided a bar in Philly and confiscated a bunch of microbrew IPAs and a keg of Miller Genuine Draft Light 64. [ Hit & Run ]
Does a Grey Poupon elitist like Barack Obama even know about Tennessee, or rain for that matter? Apparently not, ugh. [ RedState ]
Fox News has a sneaking suspicion that the recent and terrible oil spill was caused by a CIA-sponsored controlled demolition. [ Think Progress ]
Hugo Chavez is training a mighty militia to kill all the evil gringos, and can we really blame him? No, of course we can't, because whitey absolutely deserves it. [ Weekly Standard ]