Florida State Senator Mike Bennett opened an image of four topless bikini gals on his computer yesterday, while a camera was filming his computer screen, in session. This is not good for Florida State Senator Mike Bennett. And what about the dog YouTube he’s watching, too? That dog is clearly a whore. [Sunshine State News]
TODAY IN NAKED LADIES
May 4, 2010
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This is great news for John McCain though. Also.
Probably checking his e-mail. The olds don’t seem to realize what any attachments are until they open them.
At least they seem to be girls, maybe lady-boys? Ugh, who knows…
That’s Bradenton Republican Mike Bennett, or as he will be referred to on Fox News: Florida Sen. Mike Bennett (D-Bradenton).
After very careful scrutiny of this image in the bathroom, I’ve concluded that these ladies are topful, not topless.
Too enticing not to open a string of emails with the subject line: “Hot Bitches”
In the Texas lege, it would be pictures of fat white guys testing their vintage .50 caliber machine gun at a shooting range, but, otherwise, the same old same old.
I don’t know why he’s staring at it so intensely. In South Florida terms, that pic is called Thursday Night.
One hand on the keyboard.
Some brave Wonketeer needs to take Senator Bennett in hand (well,) and guide him to way more fascinating sites than the one where he appears to be stuck in this (doubtless Photoshopped) screen-grab.
Wait, the article says he’s a Republican (of course). But he was looking at porny pictures of girls who don’t even seem to be getting tied up in bondage scenes? It’s probably a set up by those same lefty environmental nazis who blew up the oil rig in the Gulf.
I must say, that dog, wet and shaking in such a fetching way, was very exciting. What’s up with that big strip of tape the girls had across there milky places?
Come on, it’s just an email from his daughter. Hi dad, having a wonderful time on spring break. Don’t work too hard. Kisses!
I am now convinced that Florida politicians spend most of their time either fapping or searching parks for guys to blow.
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_politics/2007/11/bob-allen-convi.html
URL, please.
The “funny part” about this post is Newell had it ready to go YESTERDAY (one million years ago), but worried that the YouTube still frame on the video gave away what was surely to be a very good Newell joke-routine, so he wrote to the video makers and asked if they might change the thumbnail frame, and they never answered, and then this clip “went viral” and a billion people have already seen it, so the joke really doesn’t need Protection now, plus the joke is not even made. I don’t even know what it was, this great joke, this great joke that RUINED WONKETTE’S TRAFFIC FOREVER.
When he got up to leave I bet he had to hold his laptop in front of him. How embarassing, for a tenth grader!
There’s a balcony that circles the whole Florida House chamber where the public can sit and watch the proceedings of session. Usually there are at least one or two photographers with telephoto lenses perched up there, snapping away. How did this dude not realize that everything he did was being recorded?
Did anyone get the url?
Those girls, they seem to have gone wild!
[re=569907]J[/re]: He speculatively uses the ladyporn to keep himself in check due to the shaking dog madness, allegedly, also too rumored to cause him to ear-fuck the nearest available male, perhaps.
He must have accidentally have opened that attachment, as he is a Republican, and those are not young boys.
Now, the dog thing, that seems much more like a Republican, assuming there was a diaper involved. Either way, as long as it is weird sex, he will remain in office like Vitter, Ensign, Samford, etc. Strange how Republicans never resign in shame when they have sex scandals. Of course, since being a Republican means having no shame….
titz or gtfo
[re=569914]imissopus[/re]: [re=569919]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Tineye gave nothing. I tried yelling “Enhance” at the screen, but it didn’t seem to help much.
Shorter Bennett: “What do you think I am, insane?”
Well played!
The disturbing thing is that some reporter considers it ‘porn’.
They’re pictures from his vacation on the Appalachian Trail.
[re=569915]Ken Layne[/re]: oh, the HUMANITY!
Did I miss summer? Is it autumn already? Cocktober uno mas????
maybe he can use his pink tie as a defense?
[re=569910]JoeMac[/re]: “I am innocent. I’ve done nothing wrong and my family, my God and my good constituents know that,” said the Merritt Island Republican.
Next up, “I’m ready to move past this distraction” in 3…2…1…
[re=569927]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: “It all goes through the server…”
I love when wingnuts try to get all IT on your ass. The internet is a series of tubes, dontchaknow?
GOP reaction: Whew…it’s women!
[re=569917]joezoo[/re]: Oh, he knew. Cute doggie and cute not-even-porn-by-todays-standards young ladies. Covering all bases.
Thank God he wasn’t writing comments on some website.
Teh ladies have bravely sacrificed their bikini tops to soak up spilled oil! Thank you, brave ladies.
I recognize that site! It’s beerly-eagle.com
As I mentioned when this was brought up last night, it looks like two of those girls are the Brown daughters.
[re=569939]Mr Blifil[/re]: Looks like the Florida State Senate needs to install parental controls on them there servers.
Fortunately for Bennett (R – SPRING BREAK WHOOOOO!), there is an even bigger scandal approaching fast.
Nobody will remember this guy and his PG-13 porn for long.
I know! I know! He was researching possible revised versions of the State Seal. Does Flordia have a state seal with exposed boobs? Well, it needs to; so they can revise it.
Seeing how that first attachment went so well I may as well open wet_dog.mov
Bradenton is referred to locally as “Bradentucky.” Customs and mores of Bradentucky demand an hourly whack-off to relieve oneself of filthynastylibtard thoughts. And also peeing on all parked cars sporting Obama bumper stickers. Happened to the Libwakman & am seeking retribution.
Is it a failure or triumph of feminism that after 40 comments, no one has yet mentioned the comical fact that he viewed the picture of the naked women at the precise moment someone spoke about being disrespectful to women in Florida?
[re=569954]SmutBoffin[/re]: That preachy anti-gay guy was only meeting and paying teh gays to try to talk them out of their gayness. Move along…nothing to see there.
Wow, if a few topless chicks on YouTube is porn, then what do I call my wife and her college girlfriend playing Dungeons and Dragons Online naked here in my home office?
[re=569954]SmutBoffin[/re]: Rekers, a Baptist minister who is a leading scholar for the Christian right, left the terminal with his gay escort, looking a bit discomfited when a picture of the two was snapped with a hot-pink digital camera.
Liz?
[re=569975]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Sir, do not jest of such things. ‘Tis the holy grail for which I have been searching lo these many a year. Excelsior!
[re=569954]SmutBoffin[/re]: Awesome. I especially loved the novelty of the excuse; yeah, sure you hired a rentboy to carry your luggage.
[re=569954]SmutBoffin[/re]: Christians take their “witnessing to the lost” very seriously.
90% chance that’s his daughter’s facebook page.
It’s a scandal that I didn’t read this on Wonkette first: Another Anti-Gay Leader Caught … You Guessed It
“Notorious NARTH member and vigorous gay adoption opponent Dr. George Rekers was caught by the Miami New Times as he returned from a ten-day vacation with a young male prostitute that he hired on Rentboy.com.”
[re=569995]timmy_the_tooth[/re]: And he wonders why his daughter never invites her friends over for dinner anymore.
@comicbookguy: I’m not kidding, actually.
And no, they won’t let me take pictures.
Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: oooh! Can I play? It’s been a long time, but I think I have my old wand here somewhere….
And does he have an easily googlable email address?
Yes he does!
Tubgirl and pain series for you, Mr. Bennett!
Professor Rekers’ photo has the same prissy quality as Cal Thomas and Bitch McConnell.
[re=569919]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Famous Internet detectives on slashdot.org have found the original – it’s from http://www.bikini-pleasure.com. Here is a (NSFW, except if you are in the Florida legislature) link.
It was obviously a mistake. That’s why he looked at the picture a second time in the video.
[re=570010]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Then it’s not porn, it’s just teasing.
[re=569942]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Exactly, and at this point, would anyone really be shocked if they were teenaged boys?
[re=569897]Lazy Media[/re]: Immediately after identifying Sen. Bennett as (D-Bradenton), FOX will show the naked ladies pictures. Just to warn us of the terrible, disgusting things people look at on the tubez, of course.
[re=569942]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: As a proud GOPer, he probably was trying to find images of teenage girls with dogs, but only got one of each.
[re=570032]Mahousu[/re]: I’m almost sorry I asked. Now people…don’t get me wrong. I love the female form and I am by no means a prude, but dammit, hairless labias flapping in the breeze, in this context, do nothing for me. In fact, when they’re all puffy like that, I am reminded of this. (bonus points for whoever gets the really funny part about this page.
Since the Florida State Legislature is owned lock stock and pork barrel by the Republicans and their favorite lobbyists, I can’t blame him for surfing the web during this “debate.”
Anyway, Bennett (D)ended up voting against the abortion bill, saying that it would only make women “feel more miserable about this tough choice.”
Why do you think they call us Flori- Duh?
[re=570054]GOPCrusher[/re]: Indeed. To be honest, I’m a bit uncomfortable with the reality as it presents itself.
[re=569938]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I heard the Merritt Island guys excuse was he was afraid of the big black guy (State Trooper) so to save his life he offered him $20 and a blow job.
[re=569950]JMP[/re]: What gave them away small tits and a vacant look?
I think he was reviewing resumes for his open intern position.
Topless? Hard to see in that picture with the nifty black band across it, but my guess is these young ladies are anything but topless.
[re=570163]Tundra Grifter[/re]: If you check the original picture, you will see that moths have apparently eaten away all the fabric in those poor girls’ bikinis. Again, here is a (NSFW) link. Though inspecting it more closely (hey, someone has to do the hard work), it seems this is a different picture in the same series. The outfits (and their gaps) are definitely the same, though.
This is supposed to be the site he was visiting:
http://www.bikini-dare.com/preview/tour/prev/tour1/
WARNING: Its not safe for work.
Even in Tallahassee.
[re=569930]Oldskool[/re]: There may be more to this than we see in the image. From one of the comments at Sunshine State News:
“Since this story broke, I’ve seen the original picture. It is clearly pornographic: all four are wearing bikinis, yes, but the tops are designed not to cover the nipples, and the bottoms are crotchless, with the genitals showing. The censoring on the video makes it appear that they are wearing normal bikinis (although now knowing the original material, those dark spots on the short girl are actually nipples that the bar missed) and the video is simply too low quality to show the bottoms (which otherwise would require censoring.) “
Funny how you didn’t even need to mention he is a Republican. It just goes without saying.
[re=570182]Mahousu[/re]: You know…those girls should have their labs tattooed red,white, and blue. USA! USA!
[re=570082]RobPetrified[/re]:
Obviously I’m From Flori-duh.
Sheesh.
I blame the oxycontin.
Mike Bennett for governor!
I must reserve judgment for now. First I need to examine the evidence more closely in private.
[re=570182]Mahousu[/re]: Thank you for the link. Too subtle for me.
[re=570182]Mahousu[/re]: You mean, someone gets to work while hard…
[re=570182]Mahousu[/re]: That’s terrible! That red haired young lady should not be out in the sun. She’s ruining her Twilight-approved bloodless milky white skin
Just say “Whoops!” That fixes everything.
[re=569961]StoneAge[/re]: All the feminists went to comment on the coverage on jezebel.
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