What is this mysterious bumper sticker on this mysterious vehicle featuring at least two (2) other mysterious bumper stickers? Wonkette operative Garrett Quinn sent this cell-phone image with the terse message, “We’ll all be saved!” OR WILL WE? How does this time-traveling teabagger know what’s going to happen in 2013, the year after the Mayan Apocalypse End of the World? Is he driving some kind of time machine?
This blurry/dark photo reminds us of another unreliable narrator time-travel character, Internet message-board hero “John Titor.” Do you remember this very minor online sensation of the Year 2000? John Titor — if that was his real name — was an Army Man from Florida, but in 2036! Many bad things had happened, such as nuclear wars and civil wars and widespread bicycle use, so of course John Titor had to go Back In Time to get a 1970s IBM computer because that’s all they had, in the future. It’s like Apple never even happened, and the world somehow existed without the I-PaD. Also, the whole thing was obviously cooked up by a very bored reporter covering the Florida recount.
Anyway, we are tired of typing about an Internet prank from TEN YEARS AGO, so here is a picture of John Titor’s True Socialist Time Machine:
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Are you sure this isn’t a picture of BP’s blowout preventer?
If the guy (you KNOW it’s a guy) is a veteran, he better not be using any of my hard earned money for his medical care at the V.A.!!!!!11!
Most of these filthy slobs are getting Social Security.
Perhaps the date is the projected last day of the Obamar Regime, in their fapping dreams. But the People, united, will never be defeated! All private property is theft! Nationalize the oil industry now–Mexico did it, and they have cheap gas for their SUVs!
History is just a big acausal Markov chain, ergodically trending towards entropy death. Pretty soon we’ll all have big beards and stovepipe hats again, we’ll be putting sleigh bells on our flying saucers when we go to grandma’s house, we’ll all be giving each other nicknames like ‘soupy’ or ‘bunny’ or ‘butch’, and people will think digital watches are actually quite a clever idea. Disco forever!
Is that the bumper of a dark green Nissan Pathfinder?
If so, the attempted bombing in Times Square suddenly makes sense: The terrorist’s intent wasn’t to blow-up people, it was to blow-up time itself!
I was just thinking it’s a shame that USMC paraphernalia has become synonymous with asshole conservatism.
What the heck is that? There is no month 20. Or are we going to get 8 more Caesars between now and 2013?
And Lo, on the twentieth of January in that year John Galt did return from the hinterland, borne upon the back of an ass, to deliver unto Real Amerika the rewards it so richly deserved.
This is a variation on the Limpball’s first-term Clinton meme “America Held Hostage, day –”. Nothing to see here.
As well, I cannot remember El Rushbo using the AHH after 1.20.96. Must have been so crestfallen his faith in the American people to elect a Righteous gov’t was wrong.
[re=569079]Darkness[/re]: Take you Canadian ass back to Canuckistan.
Bumper Sticker Politics, Bumper Sticker Religion, Bumper Sticker Prophecies, Bumper Sticker Sex: pseudo-action for actual dickwads.
[re=569079]Darkness[/re]: EuroTrash.
Maybe it’s Dr. Who. He’d know.
So, do we respect the people who cling to this “SOCIALIZMS” charge a tiny bit more than the overtly racist wingnuts yelling to see the President’s papers, or demanding he go back to Kenya or calling our government a “thugocracy.” As misguided as the socialism rants are, they are at least race neutral, right?
Ha ha, I just defended a teabagger.
One wonders, when, dear time-traveling teatard, did SOCIALIZMS start?
If Palin/Bachmann wins in 2012 it’ll be the start of Fascism.
It’s all really a product of brownian motion, which is itself an expression of quantum volition. You know.
At least they spelled ‘Socialism’ correctly.
Oh, good. So that means SOWSHALISM will be removed from our political vernacular, and I won’t have to have any more discussions about whether healthcare, medicare, basic human dignity, etc is socialism. And just in time for Obama’s second term.
Shhhh, no one tell Francis Fukuyama.
I believe that “John Titor” and the teabagger time traveler are both the same man, but he’s changed his identity in the meantime; he also goes by the alias “Mister Saxon”. And he did bring about these disasters, in the original timeline, but another time traveler managed to stop him, creating our present that is safe for socialism.
[re=569090]freakishlystrong[/re]: Even more, I’d like to know how the teatards describe “Socialism” — and whether they can do it without making reference (direct or oblique) to skin color.
Laika, is that you, Laika?
[re=569098]doxastic[/re]: That is a righteous ass name. I thought it said “Francis Fukyomama”.
[re=569076]Extemporanus[/re]: “Endtimes Square”?
Maybe he means on that day he’s going to stop socializing with people altogether. Haha, that’ll teach us! Or maybe he really can predict the future as he sees it in which case he should stop wasting money on stupid bumper stickers and try lottery tickets instead.
Poor little Laika.
Although, it’s interesting that the Russian space program has gone from “Dog Killing Vehicles” to The Only Manned Vehicles Out There that can reach NASA’s Boondoggle “International Space Station” in the few years that are left before that worthless P.O.S. falls out of the sky.
Woof-ski!
I do hope that bumper stickers like this appear everywhere, leading the teabaggers to go vote on Jan 20, 2013.
I guess the good news here is that the Rethugs are not going to take over overwhelming majorities in the house and senate and impeach Obamar.
[re=569089]The Lucky Republican[/re]: racist!!1!
[re=569099]JMP[/re]:
There is no more Human Race; there is only the Master Race!
These douchebaggers are all over Rochester, NY, we have tons of assholes driving around with FUBO stickers, promoted by the local whiny voiced right wing radio turd. I flip those guys off all the time, unless my significant other is in the car, she is afraid they will want to start a fight. But even as a grandpa myself, I still think I could hold my own against most of those old fucks.
[re=569088]LiveFromSinusCity[/re]: Now, there is no-one called Dr. Who. The lead character’s name is just “The Doctor”; the “Who” is just part of the title.
[re=569100]bureaucrap[/re]: “Socialism” = “anything the gov’ment does that we don’ like.”
ugh, i live in basically the east coast version of berkley, and i’ve been seeing these stupid bumper stickers around quite a bit lately; apparently there’s no such thing as enough hemp wearing hippies to completely ward off the wingnut disease.
[re=569077]Hot_Carl[/re]: Only on vehicles operated by white males. Black Marines are NOT happy about that shit going on around them. It causes a lot of tension. They can’t openly express a political opinion, most are very pleased Obama is President, they would love to bitchslap assholes like that, but have to maintain their military bearing. The good news is that there’s no way Obama’s going to lose to anybody currently registered as a Republican.
since we’re talking about trucks and dumfuckness…i thought i would give u people an update (*if wonkette hasnt already)
Remember that Musilm hating truck and the licence plate someone said was about the KKK and the guy denied it well…he’s been found on facebook…what’s more …after he got exposed as the real racist he said he wasn’t…he deleted his facebook account but you can see what he and what is that thing he calls his wife looks like…ps. he’s a 100 percent aryan.
http://gawker.com/5527279/shockingly-racist-pickup-driver-loves-nascar-updated
January 20, 2013 being a Sunday, the next inauguration day is actually January 21, 2013.
[re=569109]One Yield Regular[/re]: The street vendors & tourists will be Craptured first.
[re=569178]Spike[/re]: another person validates home schooling (lolz)
[re=569101]Prommie[/re]: Yes Stanley.
That’s in an alternate time-line. By traveling back in time and showing off the bumper sticker, he already changed the future.
Probably banged his grandmother too.
In the meantime, Mr. Teabagger is happy collect all the socialist medicare, social security, VA benefit checks and tax credits he can get his grubby hands on.
Teabaggers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chain emails.
Wasn’t Laika a cover story for spy cameras? Okay, they were testing mammals in space AND spy cameras.
As an old, I remember the terror when the Soviets shot a dog into orbit and had all those educated women doctors, while Johnny couldn’t read.
Today we’ve got a junkyard USA in orbit and Grey’s Anatomy on TV and my cute woman dermatologist for whom I strip naked so she can study my flesh, and it doesn’t matter that Johnny can’t read, because he just has to hit send on a war machine. We won!
[re=569214]BOOBIES![/re]: Yep. I personally know a retired Marine that owns a gun shop. Dyed in the wool teabagger. Everything that Obama does is Socialism. As he waits for the USPS to deliver his military retirement check and goes to the VA doctor to get his free health care.
@Doxastic: No shit–exactly what I was thinking. Thank god Frankie F. declared politics and socialism and marxism and all that shit dead, DEAD as a doornail, in 1990. Also, batshit muslin ter’rists and wackjobs with Pathfinders were joining that dust bin of history, too. Thank goodness.
Somebody should give Europe a heads-up on this.
I wonder if anyone teabaggers affected by the Oil Spill are still not wanting the government’s help cause you know…that’s socializm!!!!!
All future history was rendered unnecessary 25 years ago this spring by the guitar riffs in “Everybody Rules the World.”
Yeh, around 1990 I was so jealous and angry that Frankie F. could make such an outlandish claim about the future and become famous for it. He won the morning!
Speaking of time. We should send a few of them back to the time of…oh say, the civil war. I bet they’d stop their whinning upon return. These people don’t know how good they’ve got it. Whiners!
If we sent this bumper sticker back to Soviet Russia, circa 1989, they could have avoided all those Capitalist bread lines and held out a little bit longer. Till President Ron Reagan Jr. nuked the USSR on 1.20.13.
[re=569081]Long Form Def Certificate[/re]: He actually quit using it once the Republicans won the 94 midterm elections.
[re=569083]ttommyunger[/re]: ‘Peeing Calvin’ Decals Now Recognized As Vital Channel Of National Discourse
[re=569173]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: Wait a second. Dude works for the Gubbmint (VDOT, “Transportation Operator II”), wife is on SSDI, he lives in Fairfax County, aka “Not Real Virginia”, etc… THAT’S N NOT TEABAGGING I CAN BELIEVE IN!
[re=569156]sarcasticusername[/re]: Here in the South, I’ve sighted several of these idiot bumper stickers… one variation: 1-20-2013: The End of an Error.
Aren’t they clever little shits?
To me the end of socialism means Marines get a real job and stop sucking off the taxpayer dollar with their failure to win any wars even gay ones. But that’s just me.
You all are missing the main point with these assholes, they don’t hate the government benefits THEY receive, only the ones YOU or anyone with too much skin pigment receives. It’s hilarious when teabaggers are actually told what all the Glenn Beckistan-100% Palinated stamp of approval wingnuttery they’re always yelling actually means…”you mean MAH benefit check will stop?????”, “OH NO! I just wanted the Nig-er, Negro’s to stop sucking off the gubmints teat!”…racist dumbfucks, all. But once you understand this point, the correct action can be taken: cut off all homeschooled, evangelical church attending, GOPer voting wingnuts….they can have their “small government” and we’ll take the rest, thank you very much.
Socialism= when the government helps someone other than you (or along with you).
That person may well have be right, but I’m not aware of any days during a twentieth month much less a 13th day. As for the the “01″ portion since there are only two digits specified, I’m not sure if that refers to 1001, 3901, or the first year of a new teabagger calendar. A new calendar might explain the twentieth month part, but I wouldn’t trust someone to make such a calendar, who would have failed a test before their high school graduation that was similar to the test students today must pass today to receive their high school diploma.
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